Bitcoin is so so dead...

[BitProdigy]

In the year 2010 I was introduced to bitcoin while listening to a philosophy podcast. At that time bitcoin had just CRASHED all the way from $30 down to $3. The "bubble" had popped if you will, and it was quite clear to everyone that bitcoin was dead.

So I decided to buy 500 Bitcoin.

The very next day I walked into my garage and accidentally stepped onto a rake which flew up and hit me in the head and was knocked out cold and remained in a coma for 5 years.

I woke from my coma yesterday and the first thing that I did was ask what the price of bitcoin was doing, the answer i got was, "Bitcoin is dead, it's just crashed all the way down to $197."

[mkc]

Gee, you out for 5 years and after you wake up, first thing you ask about bitcoin. Should you ask about your love ones,even who is the president?
My point is, because you ask about bitcoin first thing, bitcoin is not dead.

[BitProdigy]

Perhaps I should have put a disclaimer that this is a fictional story.

[redwraith]

In the year 2010 I was introduced to bitcoin while listening to a philosophy podcast. At that time bitcoin had just CRASHED all the way from $30 down to $3. The "bubble" had popped if you will, and it was quite clear to everyone that bitcoin was dead.

So I decided to buy 500 Bitcoin.

The very next day I walked into my garage and accidentally stepped onto a rake which flew up and hit me in the head and was knocked out cold and remained in a coma for 5 years.

I woke from my coma yesterday and the first thing that I did was ask what the price of bitcoin was doing, the answer i got was, "Bitcoin is dead, it's just crashed all the way down to $197."

HaHa  I see what you did there...  Well played!

For those that don't understand:  Bitcoin has lost 90% of its value twice already since 2011 before moving to new highs.  We are now approaching -90% from the last high.  Good times are ahead for bitcoin holders.

[Bit_Happy]

In the year 2010 I was introduced to bitcoin while listening to a philosophy podcast. At that time bitcoin had just CRASHED all the way from $30 down to $3. The "bubble" had popped if you will, and it was quite clear to everyone that bitcoin was dead.

So I decided to buy 500 Bitcoin.

The very next day I walked into my garage and accidentally stepped onto a rake which flew up and hit me in the head and was knocked out cold and remained in a coma for 5 years.

I woke from my coma yesterday and the first thing that I did was ask what the price of bitcoin was doing, the answer i got was, "Bitcoin is dead, it's just crashed all the way down to $197."

FYI:
That first big bust started in June 2011 (not 2010)

[flipstyle]

In the year 2010 I was introduced to bitcoin while listening to a philosophy podcast. At that time bitcoin had just CRASHED all the way from $30 down to $3. The "bubble" had popped if you will, and it was quite clear to everyone that bitcoin was dead.

So I decided to buy 500 Bitcoin.

The very next day I walked into my garage and accidentally stepped onto a rake which flew up and hit me in the head and was knocked out cold and remained in a coma for 5 years.

I woke from my coma yesterday and the first thing that I did was ask what the price of bitcoin was doing, the answer i got was, "Bitcoin is dead, it's just crashed all the way down to $197."

Unfortunately, all that bitcoin profit will now go to your 5 years worth of medical bills, and probably won't cover it.

:sarcasm:

[Agestorzrxx]

In the year 2010 I was introduced to bitcoin while listening to a philosophy podcast. At that time bitcoin had just CRASHED all the way from $30 down to $3. The "bubble" had popped if you will, and it was quite clear to everyone that bitcoin was dead.

So I decided to buy 500 Bitcoin.

The very next day I walked into my garage and accidentally stepped onto a rake which flew up and hit me in the head and was knocked out cold and remained in a coma for 5 years.

I woke from my coma yesterday and the first thing that I did was ask what the price of bitcoin was doing, the answer i got was, "Bitcoin is dead, it's just crashed all the way down to $197."

Yes， a good joke for the one who believe bitcoin is dead.

[irfan_pak10]

The top of first "bubble" created in 8 July 2011, followed by the first price drop

[Fernandez]

The coma story sounds legit

I think the downtrend might be close to end. At least that is what I am hoping as I am buying.

[twister]

The lesson to learn from this fictional story is 'all good things come to those who wait', so go now buy BTC and get into a coma.

[BitProdigy]

The coma story sounds legit

I think the downtrend might be close to end. At least that is what I am hoping as I am buying.

I am hoping it stays below $200 for as long as possible, I can only buy a certain amount every check. The longer the price stays low, the more Bitcoin I will own.

[bitcoinbot]

The bitcoin price will continue to fall. It's been falling all 2014 and dropped dramatically early 2015.
I can't see things changing anytime soon.

[Bitcoinpro]

The bitcoin price will continue to fall. It's been falling all 2014 and dropped dramatically early 2015.
I can't see things changing anytime soon.

do you ever see any changes or just post what your being paid too

[Gleb Gamow]

In the year 2010 I was introduced to bitcoin while listening to a philosophy podcast. At that time bitcoin had just CRASHED all the way from $30 down to $3. The "bubble" had popped if you will, and it was quite clear to everyone that bitcoin was dead.

So I decided to buy 500 Bitcoin.

The very next day I walked into my garage and accidentally stepped onto a rake which flew up and hit me in the head and was knocked out cold and remained in a coma for 5 years.

I woke from my coma yesterday and the first thing that I did was ask what the price of bitcoin was doing, the answer i got was, "Bitcoin is dead, it's just crashed all the way down to $197."

Note to self: Hunt me down a rake to step on.

[madmax6688]

Meanwhile Bitcoinpro thinks: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=928431

[Q7]

The gist of the message is that from $30 it went up to $200 in 5 years, so if you are saying it's dead, then think again whether the statement holds true. 

[freequant]

The coma story sounds legit

I think the downtrend might be close to end. At least that is what I am hoping as I am buying.

I am hoping it stays below $200 for as long as possible, I can only buy a certain amount every check. The longer the price stays low, the more Bitcoin I will own.

Beware the rake though

[Madness]

The gist of the message is that from $30 it went up to $200 in 5 years, so if you are saying it's dead, then think again whether the statement holds true. 

Cool story bro , seems legit  
Anyway no it's not dead , it will probably keep dropping but this dosen't make it dead at all . at least not for me ... beside it will eventually rise once again and rise badly... It just may take some time

[freequant]

Take away from this thread: stick to first degree when you post on Bitcointalk.

[LiteCoinGuy]

Gee, you out for 5 years and after you wake up, first thing you ask about bitcoin. Should you ask about your love ones,even who is the president?
My point is, because you ask about bitcoin first thing, bitcoin is not dead.

that is always my question when iam on toilette.