Girlfriend of many years cheats on you, you end it and that night you do what?..

[AccountTrader]

try to have sex with her friends, sisters, cousins, or mother.

You must be genius. Have you tried this? 

[twicezeroiszero]

Get loaded and screw all her friends record it on your phone and post it to her.

[haploid23]

Bang her mom and have a kid. That way, a piece of you will be a part of her family FOREVER. Every time she's with her sister, she'll be reminded of you.

[QuestionAuthority]

Bang her mom and have a kid. That way, a piece of you will be a part of her family FOREVER. Every time she's with her sister, she'll be reminded of you.

You want to grudge fuck her mom. lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grudge+fuck

[TrailingComet]

get some rebound action at the pick up bar down the road?

[fichtn12345]

i think i'd fly to Amsterdam,  get wasted and some hookers as long as i am still sad. possibly cheaper than a girlfriend anyway...

[kenbytes]

Take gun from my compartment,

go to her house

go through the window

and shoot her in the heart.

WTF

[lepirate]

1) remind yourself it's NOT your fault that she cheated on you. If she left you, it could have been partly your fault, but cheating ..there's no excuse for that. So don't blame yourself.
2) remind yourself she wasn't who you thought she was, she's not the great girl you thought you were with, if you feel like crying just remember you're crying over someone who is not real, that sweet girl you're crying over doesn't exist, she's an awful person and now she's showed her true colours, try to remember that.
3) please try to ignore her, don't txt her, call her, you deserve better and she doesn't deserve the attention.
4) if she comes asking for forgiveness just remember once a cheater always a cheater, in most cases, so I would suggest don't get back together.
5) BUT most importantly, try not to be too sad, do fun things and keep busy. Remember you didn't lose a great girl, you THOUGHT she was a great girl. It hurts to realize that but you'll be alright with a bit of time and you'll eventually meet a great girl who will love you and respect you

These are the best advices so far in this thread.
(With the possible exception of this, although this might be a bit drastic)

Take gun from my compartment,

go to her house

go through the window

and shoot her in the heart.

[10BTCaDay]

I'd disappear with all my money and you wouldn't see me again.
I'd end up running bitcoin ponzi schemes from a country without laws lol.

[lynn_402]

I'd probably go take a walk in the woods,  to put calmer thoughts into my mind and realize how very insignificant my problem is.

[QuestionAuthority]

I'd probably go take a walk in the woods,  to put calmer thoughts into my mind and realize how very insignificant my problem is.

I heard that a female joined the forum. Pleased to meet you.

[fabiola!]

1) remind yourself it's NOT your fault that she cheated on you. If she left you, it could have been partly your fault, but cheating ..there's no excuse for that. So don't blame yourself.
2) remind yourself she wasn't who you thought she was, she's not the great girl you thought you were with, if you feel like crying just remember you're crying over someone who is not real, that sweet girl you're crying over doesn't exist, she's an awful person and now she's showed her true colours, try to remember that.
3) please try to ignore her, don't txt her, call her, you deserve better and she doesn't deserve the attention.
4) if she comes asking for forgiveness just remember once a cheater always a cheater, in most cases, so I would suggest don't get back together.
5) BUT most importantly, try not to be too sad, do fun things and keep busy. Remember you didn't lose a great girl, you THOUGHT she was a great girl. It hurts to realize that but you'll be alright with a bit of time and you'll eventually meet a great girl who will love you and respect you

Wow you actually took the time to write an essay
Don't you have anything better to do with your time? It's like you spend the whole day posting this forum.

It's not an essay, he needs help, you have no empathy and that's very sad.
Ps. Lol I spend "too much time" on here? Really? A silly remark coming from you, a Hero member with 854 activity points. Boom.

[fabiola!]

1) remind yourself it's NOT your fault that she cheated on you. If she left you, it could have been partly your fault, but cheating ..there's no excuse for that. So don't blame yourself.
2) remind yourself she wasn't who you thought she was, she's not the great girl you thought you were with, if you feel like crying just remember you're crying over someone who is not real, that sweet girl you're crying over doesn't exist, she's an awful person and now she's showed her true colours, try to remember that.
3) please try to ignore her, don't txt her, call her, you deserve better and she doesn't deserve the attention.
4) if she comes asking for forgiveness just remember once a cheater always a cheater, in most cases, so I would suggest don't get back together.
5) BUT most importantly, try not to be too sad, do fun things and keep busy. Remember you didn't lose a great girl, you THOUGHT she was a great girl. It hurts to realize that but you'll be alright with a bit of time and you'll eventually meet a great girl who will love you and respect you

LOL Are you talking from experience ?

Lol no, I've never cheated on a boyfriend and I dont plan to, no matter what. & never been cheated on, as far as I know

[BitMos]

dear Fabiola!

those 2 have the IQ of goats. It has already cost them more than they can realize. However as they can't understand why they can't understand (101), they have resorted to the last undamaged part in their brain... I don't need to tell you that the ignore function is very handy...

peace.

[waterpile]

Bang her mom and have a kid. That way, a piece of you will be a part of her family FOREVER. Every time she's with her sister, she'll be reminded of you.

You want to grudge fuck her mom. lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grudge+fuck

LoL made my day

[legendster]

... on a boyfriend ....

Sounds like you've had quite a few!

[legendster]

I'd disappear with all my money and you wouldn't see me again.
I'd end up running bitcoin ponzi schemes from a country without laws lol.

like Principality of Sealand ? or Ecuador ? almost impossible to get extradited from.

[BitcoinDistributor]

To be honest, I hooked up with this girl I had dated many years ago, it was fun and all but then I saw photos of my ex with another dude at a party on facebook and last couple days its been awful. I deleted her and her friends on facebook but still that picture comes to mind.

Slowly moving on hopefully just staying busy. Thanks to all for the laughs and keep the ideas coming! 

[hopenotlate]

try to have sex with her friends, sisters, cousins, or mother.

I would add her dog, cat and redfish to that list

[Lauda]

Since when do real men cry?

Well moving on is the best thing to do. People with such characters are bad anyways. Just find better (female) company in the meantime, or play games with buddies.