My girlfriend wants to stab me and have sex in my blood

[FFrankie]

Yeah, so where do you think is the best place to be stabbed and produce a decent amount of blood but not kill myself, and what kind of knife would be the safest?

If anyone is interested I can post the video of it afterwards. But we are trying to take all precautions because I really dont want to have to explain this to someone in the ER.


I was also thinking of keeping an iron on incase something happens so I can burn the wound close,,, good idea?


Any tips ideas, would be greatful.

edit, I already suggested to use a razor blade but she really wants to stab sooo. yeah.


And, you might think this is weird, but dont knock it till you try it. Ive never done it before, but Ill be giving a full review on it on here lol

[TrailingComet]

Sounds like a really classy, old school lass

[Prelude]

I'm no doctor, but hopefully the body is intelligent enough not to waste blood on your dick after you get stabbed. You both need help if you actually plan on going through with this retarded shit.

PS just forgo the iron and go full retard, use duct tape instead. I head it's better for treating internal wounds.

[picolo]

Yeah, so where do you think is the best place to be stabbed and produce a decent amount of blood but not kill myself, and what kind of knife would be the safest?

If anyone is interested I can post the video of it afterwards. But we are trying to take all precautions because I really dont want to have to explain this to someone in the ER.


I was also thinking of keeping an iron on incase something happens so I can burn the wound close,,, good idea?


Any tips ideas, would be greatful.

edit, I already suggested to use a razor blade but she really wants to stab sooo. yeah.


And, you might think this is weird, but dont knock it till you try it. Ive never done it before, but Ill be giving a full review on it on here lol

Be careful. Lay down clear rules and safety nets.

[erre]

Use a syringe

Safest would be a fake knife, like the ones used in theatres... This,  and your blood taken with the syringe

[LiteCoinGuy]

sounds like a good idea  - go for it!

[erre]

the syringe for blood seems like a good idea.

Yep, I think blood&sex it's a pretty common game between heroin addicted. In any case,  don't let your gf stab you, better search for a center for personality disorder treatment.

[FFrankie]

well we dont have any needles, so I really dont know how that would work or the syringe,

I think I am going to just let her stab me in the leg or something and hope to god she doesnt hit an artery

[Come-from-Beyond]

Any tips ideas, would be greatful.

Use a dubler. Hollywood actors always do it.

[erre]

well we dont have any needles, so I really dont know how that would work or the syringe,

I think I am going to just let her stab me in the leg or something and hope to god she doesnt hit an artery

Study well before doing it

[CBG81]

sounds like you both need to see a shrink 

[fichtn12345]

may i ask why she wants that? maybe she is jealous because usually you only have sex in her blood? anyways... have fun!

[Foxpup]

Since she specifically wants to stab you, I'd suggest the buttocks. It's pretty much the only place you can receive a wound of any depth at all without much chance of hitting any major blood vessels or organs. Of course, the resulting muscle damage will leave you physically unable to stand without support and you'll probably need a wheelchair to get around for the next month or so, but you just said you don't want to kill yourself; you didn't say nothing about crippling injury.

(A better suggestion would be to not do this at all, but some people just have to learn things the hard way. )

[KonstantinosM]

If you do this you post the video no matter how it goes.

EDIT: EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING YOU DO!

[Lethn]

What the fuck?!

[Nobitcoin]

I think you need to stop letting your girlfriend watch vampire films.

[b!z]

What the fuck?!

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[Gronthaing]

@killyou72 just get a new girlfriend. It's a stupid idea and there is a good chance you will die. Get a girl with a less dangerous fetich.

[BTC-TMXSTAR]

What?!?!?!?!
you must find another girl, It might not the right girl for you.
 She must change her hobby because it might kill you.

[MineByMine]

Agree she must change her hobby isn't playing with someone's life ..
Can't imagine my gf doin so.