OmegaNemesis28 you are the most blatant troll since quite a while.
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
(for those who cant be bothered)
A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
Notice the HUGE difference between the two words.
Of course some 4chan user didn't put the $4k order into Bitcoin. I was JOKING.
Didn't think I honestly needed to say that. Super serious much? :p