The Young Turks: Glitter Bomb Website Shuts Down One Day After LaunchingSonny Vleisides, being the entrepreneur that he is, immediately sees an opportunity and converts BFL to a bomb making facility to fill the orders that Mat Carpenter couldn't handle.
Three months later after taking the first order and still no deliveries, BFL's spokesperson, Josh Zerlan, goes on record to inform their monumental asshole customer base that making Glitter Bombs is hard, and apologizes repeatedly for the delays but assures that shipping is eminent. Meanwhile, the FTC is bombarded with complains about BFL of which they deny, claiming that all their customers are happy with waiting, fully knowing that such would be the case according to their ToS, FAQ, Forum, and word on the street. LukeJr put up a video showing that he received the first Glitter Bomb, but an astute viewer pointed out that that video was shot at BFL's facility and not at Luke's home in Florida as claimed. Josh Zerlan calms the discontent by saying that Luke did indeed touch his Glitter Bomb while visiting BFL, but allowed it to remain there for further testing, testing that would normally consist of Luke having said bomb in his possession since he's the expert on loading Glitter Bombs.
BitPay has announced that HashBombs and GlitterBits both remitted million-dollar orders to BFL of
witch BitPay processed and deposited the fiat into BFL's bank account acting as the third-party processor for the bitcoin-based orders. They're almost certain that BFL didn't use their own bitcoin wallet addresses to make said purchases, for that would be wrong and raise red flags for Wong.
Bitcoin Rag interviewed Jody Drake, BFL's manager, while she was working the stripper pole. When we arrived at BFL, we witnessed a dude in blue pants unloading(?) small bags of glitter from(?) his vintage Trans Am. One of BFL's employee was doing cartwheels in the parking lot. Josh Zerlan arrived at his office shortly after noon with bags under his eyes, apologizing for being
early late. Bitcoin Rad witnessed the phones ringing off the hook, but the gals were too busy to even answer the phone, allowing the voicemail to handle the load. Jody Drake's crew is known locally as the Glitter Gulch for their ability to stream their jeez across the room into Jody's mouth while she's manning the pole. When the interview was over, in the parking lot we was Mr. Blue Pants still unloading(?) small bags of glitter to bring into(?) BFL's warehouse.
