Free Creative, Tech and Funny Services (Tips appreciated)

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Free Creative, Tech and Funny Services (Tips appreciated) - Check Availability, Request, Provide



Main tipping address: 1Puc6tmfMHMfyDwvsGPza1HAfZ9L6Fapwf

http://bitcoinmeetups.org/Free-Creative-And-Tech-Services-And-Request.html <-- More free services


The following is a list of free services. Yes, they are free, all of them. Some of them are probably kinda funny. Why do we do this? It generates goodwill, tips and other leads. So feel free to request a free service  

We are selling advertising space (voluntary)
We are selling tokens (voluntary)
We are selling memberships (voluntary)
We are selling consulting (voluntary)
But the services are free!!!

LIST OF FREE SERVICES - CHECK AVAILABILITY, REQUEST/PROVIDE

We can tweet Sylvester Stallone and ask him why Rambo is so aggressive and if there is any way he could make a nice Rambo movie where Rambo is a Winnie the Pooh sorta guy

We can pretend we are a landlord and ask ourselves, did you pay your rent yet? Fortunately, as we are both the landlord and the tenant both yes and no will be acceptable answers

We can post an image of a cobra

We can contact someone named Wayne on Twitter and ask him if he is using Bitcoin yet

We can make a stickman illustration of some guy named Carl with a speech bubble which says "hello guys, how's it going"?

We can post an illustration of a Johnny and a duck for you

We can recite our favorite Coolio lyrics for you

We can write a short story about Kenny the mailman for you

We can explain what bonjour means in French for you

We can post a photo of Paris and write a short story about ninjas in the eiffel tower

We can click fifteen times on a touchpad, record the noise and post it for you

We can post a photo of a muraena

We can explain our view on Gene Simmons bass playing technique in ten words for you

We can send you a good recipe for pancake

We can make a black illustration with a green jelly inside and post it for you

We can post part of an image of a real yellow object for you

We can post a photo of an orange with an apple on top for you

We can write some funny nonsense for you in 50 words

We can sing Holy Diver for you and record a WAV file

We can send a photo and some content about a duck for you

We can post a photo of a mirror

We can ask some serious questions about questions so that the questions turn into questions

We can create a new Telegram group for you to join

We can take the temperature and report it online

We can write some tech news and publish them immediately

We can post a photo of a parrot for you

We can make a beat about Ethereum for you and post a WAV file

We can make a beat about the white whale that's coming and post a WAV file

We can post a photo of a door

We can build a tower out of something and post a photo

We can write a mockup for a quantum entanglement smart contract and publish as an HTML for you

We can ask someone if they can launch a server for you

We can write a joke for you

We can post a photo of a swimming pool

We can ask the night owl to come and take you and post a WAV file

We can recite a poem about human consciousness while playing the drums and post a WAV file

We can post a photo of a part of a gokart track

We can try to tweet Heisenberg and tell him something is hiding in the bushes (but it is uncertain whether he will reply or not)

We can write a story about the forest gnomes and publish a text file

We can make a collage of a Bitcoin address and Baskervilles hound and post an image

We can go to the djungle and write a Bitcoin address on a stone

We can send you a free Dogeparty issued token and a poem about a midnight mystery in Bratislava

We can put a battery in a glass of water and put the glass on the ground and post a photo

We can post an image of a blue horse in water

We can make an illustration of a bird

We can cast a growth spell on wheat and post an image

We can try to summon the Phoenix bird from the centre of the Earth

We can write a story about Tarzan and his laptop and post a text file
 
We can walk down to the beach and record some music and post a WAV file

We can make public experiments


Notice:

We reserve the right not to provide any of the free services for any reason or without reason.
If you are offered a service by a third party provider please note we are never affiliated in the sense that we do not guarantee the quality of the free service.

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Just post here if you want to receive one of the available services or provide one of the requested services.

Tipping is much appreciated : )

Discussion points:

-Which service do you want to receive?

Submission guidelines:

Good content: Funny, nice, friendly, smart, creative tech content
Not ok: Adult, gambling, government, banking, violence, weapons, drugs related content

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[CrackedLogic]

I want a drawing of plankton and since this is all free, I wouldn't mind some property in the rain forest.

[Bitcoinmeetups.org]

I want a drawing of plankton and since this is all free, I wouldn't mind some property in the rain forest.

Hi.

The services listed in the "available" section are available. The services listed in the "requested" section are not available. However, for goodwill we will try to deliver an image of a plankton for you as soon as possible. Hope you can find your dream free property in the rainforest eventually : )

[CrackedLogic]

I want a drawing of plankton and since this is all free, I wouldn't mind some property in the rain forest.

Hi.

The services listed in the "available" section are available. The services listed in the "requested" section are not available. However, for goodwill we will try to deliver an image of a plankton for you as soon as possible. Hope you can find your dream free property in the rainforest eventually : )

 
Let's just hope you find someone.

[Bitcoinmeetups.org]

I want a drawing of plankton and since this is all free, I wouldn't mind some property in the rain forest.

Image of plankton delivered:




https://twitter.com/Bitcointime/status/563961030108528640

[CrackedLogic]

I want a drawing of plankton and since this is all free, I wouldn't mind some property in the rain forest.

Image of plankton delivered:




https://twitter.com/Bitcointime/status/563961030108528640

That's actually really good!  Leave an address, I'll tip later. 

[Bitcoinmeetups.org]

I want a drawing of plankton and since this is all free, I wouldn't mind some property in the rain forest.

Image of plankton delivered:



https://twitter.com/Bitcointime/status/563961030108528640

That's actually really good!  Leave an address, I'll tip later. 

Thank you so much. I have almost never been tipped in my life before. Also, I have really really low funds right now so I appreciate every tip

[CrackedLogic]

I want a drawing of plankton and since this is all free, I wouldn't mind some property in the rain forest.

Image of plankton delivered:



https://twitter.com/Bitcointime/status/563961030108528640

That's actually really good!  Leave an address, I'll tip later. 

Thank you so much. I have almost never been tipped in my life before. Also, I have really really low funds right now so I appreciate every tip

Please pm me to remind me about leaving you a tip. Although it may be awkward, please do so. I have been away for the whole day, and I don't want to forget.

[michaeladair]

I can help with the free website thingy...

[Bitcoinmeetups.org]

I can help with the free website thingy...

Ok. Let me think a little bit about how to proceed with that one. I will try to get back to you as soon as possible.

[sifter]

Is this like serious?

Some pretty weird services for free.

[Bitcoinmeetups.org]

Is this like serious?

Some pretty weird services for free.

It is serious in the sense that we really do offer the services for free.

But it is also meant to be a little bit of fun and freewheeling. I would prefer the term unique or creative rather than weird. There should be some non-creative, technical services there as well.

I am also looking for a job so that is another purpose. Enjoy your day 

[Bitcoinmeetups.org]

Anyone interested in our latest service?

[Bitcoinmeetups.org]

I can help with the free website thingy...

Ok, you are now a free service provider. We might refer some leads to you from people interested in this service.

[Huntersthompson]

I am willing to recite each of the Lord of the rings novels or just the best parts 

[Huntersthompson]

Willing to drink orange liquid and water flavoured water

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Call me @wsleather

[Huntersthompson]

I also do requestes

[michaeladair]

I also do requestes

lol Slurp purple Gatorade while tapping a spoon on a table?

[Huntersthompson]

I don't have purple Gatorade but I will find something purple!

[michaeladair]

I don't have purple Gatorade but I will find something purple!

Isn't antifreeze purple? (Don't drink it...)