That whole episode was a hilarious joke.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeFoGo3N_4gRiker: "I'm First Officer William Riker of the U.S.S. Enterprise, we're responding to your distress signal."
Gredneblog: "Uh-huh."
Riker: "What is your problem?"
Gredneblog: "We are far from home."
Riker: "Aren't we all? But, you sent out a mayday?"
Gredneblog: "Uh-huh."
Riker: "Do you need help?"
Gredneblog: "We are Pakleds. Our ship is the Mondor. It is broken. We are far from home. We need help."
Geordi: "Let me guess, their rubber band broke, right?"
Data: "Sensors indicate engineering problems. They're experiencing total guidance system failure with less than 24 hours reserve power."
Geordi: "Maybe I can help?"
Riker: "What brings you so far from home?"
Gredneblog: "We look for things."
Riker: "What were you looking for?"
Gredneblog: "Things we need."
Riker: "Can you be more specific?"
Gredneblog: "Things that make us go."
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http://tng.trekcore.com/audiocaps/2x17/2x17-fiction-e.mp3Riker: "Where did they get their shields?"
Gredneblog: "Yes, we like shields."
Geordi: "Well, from what I've seen, half the systems onboard the ship have been stolen from the Romulans, Klingons, Jarada, just about anyone they've come in contact with."
Gredneblog: "We like to be smart."
Riker: "Confirm, Lieutenant La Forge. They steal technology..."
Data: "...But they lack the ability to use it properly."
Riker: "You're an excellent Chief Engineer, Lieutenant La Forge."
Geordi: "Thank you, sir."
Riker: "And, of course, your knowledge of phaser and photon weaponry is unmatched."
Geordi: "That's nice of you to say, sir, but, it's really Lieutenant Worf that--"
Riker: "Our missions are always inherently dangerous and any of us could be called on to make the ultimate sacrifice at any time."
Geordi: "Well, yes, sir, but..."
Riker: "Speaking of time, this may be your time. I shall personally miss you."
Data: "Good-bye, Geordi. I shall miss you at weapons system analysis."
Geordi: "Uh-huh. Uh, and I guess you'll just have to arm your photon torpedoes without me."
Data: "As well as our hydrogen collectors. Fond farewell."
Gredneblog: "He knows about weapons."
Reginod: "You can make us strong!"
Geordi: "Well, it's not something I really like to talk about."
Worf: "Any classified weapons knowledge you share with your captors will be considered treason."
Geordi: "But, I may have no choice!"
Worf: "You will die without honour!"
Geordi: "Thanks a lot, Worf."
Worf: "You will never reach the twenty-fourth level of awareness."
Geordi: "Twenty-four? That's quite a challenge."
Worf: "Indeed. Twenty-four is the gateway to heroic salvation."
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http://tng.trekcore.com/audiocaps/2x17/2x17-teethareforchewing-e.mp3Reginod: "We are strong!"
Geordi: "You're armed to the teeth!"
Gredneblog: "Teeth are for chewing."
Geordi: "You have photon torpedoes. You are strong!"
Gredneblog: "We are strong! We have power!"
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http://tng.trekcore.com/audiocaps/2x17/2x17-crimsonforcefield-e.mp3Reginod: "We have fired! They will be destroyed!"
Geordi: "They used their crimson force-field!"
Gredneblog: "It did not shoot!"
Geordi: "No, the crimson force-field has disarmed us."
Reginod: "They are smart."
Gredneblog: "We are not strong."
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"They used their crimson force-field!" 
