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Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 01:44:47 AM
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TULSA - A night out drinking and an argument with his girlfriend nearly cost a Tulsa man his penis.
Officers responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning where a man claimed his girlfriend attacked him while he slept.
Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.
According to the police report, the victim said he and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing while walking home "about how needy she had become." The couple verbally fought in the apartment until the victim told police Ellis stormed off, slamming the bedroom door.
Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis "biting his (penis) off."
The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.
Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.
Ellis was taken into custody for an interview and ultimately booked into the Tulsa County Jail.
http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/woman-arrested-for-maiming-after-man-claims-girlfriend-tried-to-bite-his-penis-off
Looks like he lucked out, unlike that one dude who's broad threw acid on his johnson.
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 02:18:38 AM
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 02:28:57 AM
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"Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon."
I wonder what was considered the weapon, her teeth or the laptop.
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 02:44:11 AM
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You do realise all these articles coming out of psychotic and violent girlfriends is making it much harder for me to go out and find a girl right guys? I'd much rather stay single with all these stories I keep hearing about lol, it's come to a point now where if I ever meet someone new I'm just thinking "Please don't be a psychopath, please don't be a psychopath"
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February 22, 2015, 02:50:53 AM
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Quote from: Lethn on February 22, 2015, 02:44:11 AM
You do realise all these articles coming out of psychotic and violent girlfriends is making it much harder for me to go out and find a girl right guys? I'd much rather stay single with all these stories I keep hearing about lol, it's come to a point now where if I ever meet someone new I'm just thinking "Please don't be a psychopath, please don't be a psychopath"
All this time I have been thinking you were a girl, or are you?
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 02:56:10 AM
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Quote from: BADecker on February 22, 2015, 02:50:53 AM
Quote from: Lethn on February 22, 2015, 02:44:11 AM
You do realise all these articles coming out of psychotic and violent girlfriends is making it much harder for me to go out and find a girl right guys? I'd much rather stay single with all these stories I keep hearing about lol, it's come to a point now where if I ever meet someone new I'm just thinking "Please don't be a psychopath, please don't be a psychopath"
All this time I have been thinking you were a girl, or are you?
WTF?! I'm not a girl! LOL! Why else would I post in the hot asian girl thread?!
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 03:00:50 AM
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Quote from: Lethn on February 22, 2015, 02:56:10 AM
Quote from: BADecker on February 22, 2015, 02:50:53 AM
Quote from: Lethn on February 22, 2015, 02:44:11 AM
You do realise all these articles coming out of psychotic and violent girlfriends is making it much harder for me to go out and find a girl right guys? I'd much rather stay single with all these stories I keep hearing about lol, it's come to a point now where if I ever meet someone new I'm just thinking "Please don't be a psychopath, please don't be a psychopath"
All this time I have been thinking you were a girl, or are you?
WTF?! I'm not a girl! LOL! Why else would I post in the hot asian girl thread?!
How would I know? Some girls do things like that at times. For example,
the joint
(though he probably is not a girl, either) is adamantly against anyone who even suggests that homosexuality is wrong.
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 03:08:21 AM
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lol doesn't matter
also, I'm an Anarchist ffs, of course I'm against people trying to declare certain freedom of expression is morally wrong, which is what homosexuality falls under.
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 03:12:48 AM
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Quote from: Lethn on February 22, 2015, 02:44:11 AM
You do realise all these articles coming out of psychotic and violent girlfriends is making it much harder for me to go out and find a girl right guys? I'd much rather stay single with all these stories I keep hearing about lol, it's come to a point now where if I ever meet someone new I'm just thinking "Please don't be a psychopath, please don't be a psychopath"
Women are typically the last people you want to piss off cause there's nothing like the wrath of a woman scorned - so don't cross them is a good piece of advice. Retribution and vengeance happen when you're messing with the wrong one. Luckily, I've never had any of those types as I've always tended to be picky and I certainly am even more picky of the ones that I'd be willing to sleep with and always keep my business piece wrapped up cause I damn for sure don't want any kids or related baggage.
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 03:33:33 AM
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Can just see how this argument went
Your so needy I am going to sleep on the couch leave me alone.
Wakes up to needy bitch biting his dick off.
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February 22, 2015, 04:04:28 AM
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Wttttfff. No way else to take out your anger on your SO besides biting his dick off? God damn woman
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February 22, 2015, 05:01:56 AM
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She forgot to brush her teeth first. He's gonna get infection for sure now.
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 01:49:11 PM
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damn does late nite cravings
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February 22, 2015, 01:55:46 PM
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That lady must be hungry and mad and a little bit crazy
Why on earth would she bite off her boyfriend's dick over an argument?
Be very careful next time on each girl your going to go home with
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 01:56:43 PM
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Ouch...wtf... I feel the pain.
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February 22, 2015, 02:01:26 PM
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Dick eating sindrom, i repeat DICK EATING SINDROM!!
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 03:42:17 PM
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What a fucking bitch, hope she gets a long prison sentence.
Quote from: Lethn on February 22, 2015, 02:44:11 AM
You do realise all these articles coming out of psychotic and violent girlfriends is making it much harder for me to go out and find a girl right guys? I'd much rather stay single with all these stories I keep hearing about lol, it's come to a point now where if I ever meet someone new I'm just thinking "Please don't be a psychopath, please don't be a psychopath"
Well propably only 0.001% of the girls are psycotic enough to do this. If you want to feel safe order a Russian/Thai bride and treat her decently
Turn off the news and read. Watch
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February 22, 2015, 06:49:19 PM
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Of course he woke up!
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Re: Man wakes up to girlfriend biting off his junk
February 22, 2015, 07:27:24 PM
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Quote from: sickhouse on February 22, 2015, 03:42:17 PM
What a fucking bitch, hope she gets a long prison sentence.
Quote from: Lethn on February 22, 2015, 02:44:11 AM
You do realise all these articles coming out of psychotic and violent girlfriends is making it much harder for me to go out and find a girl right guys? I'd much rather stay single with all these stories I keep hearing about lol, it's come to a point now where if I ever meet someone new I'm just thinking "Please don't be a psychopath, please don't be a psychopath"
Well propably only 0.001% of the girls are psycotic enough to do this. If you want to feel safe order a Russian/Thai bride and treat her decently
Having a Russian for a bride would make me even MORE paranoid.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7866824/Russia-spy-Anna-Chapmans-husband-I-thought-I-knew-her.html
Fuck you I'm not marrying a sleeper agent! In more ways than one! lol
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