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February 22, 2015, 07:45:09 PM
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What a fucking bitch, hope she gets a long prison sentence.
You do realise all these articles coming out of psychotic and violent girlfriends is making it much harder for me to go out and find a girl right guys? I'd much rather stay single with all these stories I keep hearing about lol, it's come to a point now where if I ever meet someone new I'm just thinking "Please don't be a psychopath, please don't be a psychopath" Sad
Well propably only 0.001% of the girls are psycotic enough to do this. If you want to feel safe order a Russian/Thai bride and treat her decently Wink

Having a Russian for a bride would make me even MORE paranoid.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/7866824/Russia-spy-Anna-Chapmans-husband-I-thought-I-knew-her.html

Fuck you I'm not marrying a sleeper agent! In more ways than one! lol Tongue

At least she didn't stab him in the back (or tried to bite his dick off). The lesson to take home from this story - never trust beautiful women, and beware of redheads!

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February 23, 2015, 03:35:28 AM
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Dick eating sindrom, i repeat DICK EATING SINDROM!!

Almost as bad as the incorrect spelling syndrome.    Roll Eyes

Haha, I forgot how to spell syndrome correctly.
Sorry man, im not from an English speaking country.
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February 24, 2015, 05:36:59 PM
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You do realise all these articles coming out of psychotic and violent girlfriends is making it much harder for me to go out and find a girl right guys? I'd much rather stay single with all these stories I keep hearing about lol, it's come to a point now where if I ever meet someone new I'm just thinking "Please don't be a psychopath, please don't be a psychopath" Sad

1.  Strike up conversation on Internet with hot Phillipine girl
2.  Go to visit.  Land in Manilla, take small plane to remote island.  Then take boat to island with girl.  Bring case of decent wine.
3.  Take ridiculous old THING that was once a truck down crazy roads to small village.  
4.  Feast eyes on hot girl and on nice Internet satellite comm system.
5.  Negotiate with village chief for girl.  Agree to three bottles of wine and a pig.
6.  Find a pig and buy it, complete transaction with village chief.
8.  Stop for lunch on way out at the regional Communist stronghold.  They have good lunch I heard.  Agree with them that they are hip.  Agree with them that the guerrillas are bad.  Tip well.
9.  Bring girl back to the US. 
10.  Start wishing you were back with her on that island.
11.  DO NOT attempt to do this multiple times while with first girl.
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