Your Total: 22Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Because you scored 18 or higher, you may want to check out the
symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder.
Narcissistic TraitAuthority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 6.00
WTF? I don't have any sense of entitlement. This test is bogus. But just in case, let's take a look at these alleged symptoms...
Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder
In order for a person to be diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) they must meet five or more of the following symptoms:
Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
I don't.
Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
I have such fantasies (who doesn't?) but I'm certainly not "preoccupied" with them.
Believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
I
am special and unique.
Requires excessive admiration
I require nothing.
Has a very strong sense of entitlement, e.g., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
WTF?
Of course I expect automatic compliance with my expectations. That's a fucking tautology! If I don't expect something to be complied with, it's not an expectation, is it?
Is exploitative of others, e.g., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
Nope.
Lacks empathy, e.g., is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
I'm beginning to feel insulted. I'm not un
willing, I'm un
able.
Would you tell a guy in a wheelchair they're just un
willing to walk? Guess I'm not the only one who lacks empathy.
Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
People
are envious of me, but I try not to let it get me down.
Regularly shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
Not regularly. Only on special occassions.
That's only four out of five, and most of those are bullshit anyway. I'm not narcissistic.