How you personally make a girl love you?

[FanEagle]

I was on the toilet, thinking randomly, and I was imagining some scenes of me trying to meet new girls without looking boring or too low level for them.
Even if I cannot use them(because I have already a girlfriend), I would love to know your methods.

I was gambling on a website and on chat someone hinted for chloroformium 

Ready? Go.

[FanEagle]

My idea is not to make it sexual, just to be loved by the girl you are talking to, and no, I won't pick it up the soap...

[saddampbuh]

pretend to have money

[IronMarvel]

Be charming and funny.
And don't talk about btc on the first date... 

[bcoinbilly]

I think its tough to make a female love you. Although there are many tricks and gadgets that can make a woman think they are in love but these feelings usually do not last that long. Friends have advised that it can take a lifetime to learn how to love and when it is real it is forever.

When you meet a woman that shares these same feelings then something special could be built up. I do not think you can make someone love you, I think it just happens and when it does it is perfect.

[calme]

I never really understood how so many ppl read (or in this case think) on the toilet. What are you in there camping or something? Just sit down and be flushing maybe one minute later. Drink water and get fiber from plants. And to answer your question, maybe spending less time on the toilet will make 'em love you, since they love to spend so much time in the bathroom themselves.

[s1lverbox]

very easy...by hair to the cave! Make tea not war!!!

[H1N1]

You can't make someone love you.

But don't be a pussy either. Girls aren't some magical being to be worshipped. They are just people. Go out, get involved in activities, get to know some, talk to them, hang out.

[Damn3d]

just be yourself.

[calme]

"Mom, leave me alone! I'm in my planning session!"

[Divinespark]

Be yourself and always stay authentic
Can't guarantee that the girl will love you, just that you will be happier whatever the outcome

[ObscureBean]

My idea is not to make it sexual, just to be loved by the girl you are talking to, and no, I won't pick it up the soap...

This comment doesn't make much sense (relative) unless you meant to say 'liked' instead of 'loved'.

If you did mean 'loved' then it's just plain old narcissism (nothing wrong with it, I don't judge ), in which case you just need to spend time working on your 'game'. Maybe try memorizing some early Yeats, like The Celtic Twilight, in its entirety and then spewing it back out flawlessly when you're with a girl (having created a conducive atmosphere first of course).
If you meant 'liked' then you're only aspiring to a narcissist which is alright 

EDIT - I'm just kidding.

[Mr. Burns]

My idea is not to make it sexual, just to be loved by the girl you are talking to, and no, I won't pick it up the soap...

crap I didn't know prison was so sexual..  

As a Pisces I worried day and day out about that

[trafficolaa]

when you really want to a make a girl love you, then show her something in real,
not in dream by play on gambling site

[FanEagle]

My pickup phrase was: Hi there, I saw a lighting streak just now, that's how you arrived.
1)She slaps me
2)She laughs
3)Her boyfriend cames by.

Well, I personally know how make a girl laugh, and so on, that's why in my past I've been the lover of a couple of married women, I admit it, but now I'm happy to have found the love of my life, but still, to marry her I need to gather as much money/bitcoin as possible, so I will need to work harder than what I'm doing now.

Well, since someone took out the question on why I do my sits on the toilet is because of that reason, and yes I eat fiber and water and nothing happens, well I go o the toilet 1 time more per week.
I usually had sessions of 2 times a day for that, now barely 2 times per week,I think God listened to my prayer too specifically when I said make me go to the toilet less times. Next time I will be more specific.

[Mus1C]

Been yourself.

[WalkOfTheBTC]

My pickup phrase was: Hi there, I saw a lighting streak just now, that's how you arrived.
1)She slaps me
2)She laughs
3)Her boyfriend cames by.

Well, I personally know how make a girl laugh, and so on, that's why in my past I've been the lover of a couple of married women, I admit it, but now I'm happy to have found the love of my life, but still, to marry her I need to gather as much money/bitcoin as possible, so I will need to work harder than what I'm doing now.

Well, since someone took out the question on why I do my sits on the toilet is because of that reason, and yes I eat fiber and water and nothing happens, well I go o the toilet 1 time more per week.
I usually had sessions of 2 times a day for that, now barely 2 times per week,I think God listened to my prayer too specifically when I said make me go to the toilet less times. Next time I will be more specific.

amazing hahaha just amazingggggggg

[QuestionAuthority]

That's easy. Show her your fat wallet or your fat cock. If either of those are tiny I predict a lot of self love happening in your future.

[FanEagle]

That's easy. Show her your fat wallet or your fat cock. If either of those are tiny I predict a lot of self love happening in your future.

Lol, I'm fine with that, I mean, by size of my personal jewel, but if you wanna help making fat my wallet go on my profile and fill it.

P.S: I have a girl, I just need enough money to marry and travel to her

[QuestionAuthority]

That's easy. Show her your fat wallet or your fat cock. If either of those are tiny I predict a lot of self love happening in your future.

Lol, I'm fine with that, I mean, by size of my personal jewel, but if you wanna help making fat my wallet go on my profile and fill it.

P.S: I have a girl, I just need enough money to marry and travel to her

Enough money to marry says you might have problems later. Take it from a guy that's been married three times over 30 years, more arguments happen over money (or the lack of it) than any other subject. One simple pattern will help you have a successful relationship. Make the money then get the girl.

Oh, and don't sleep with her sister. That pisses them off (I learned that one the hard way).