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April 03, 2015, 12:09:43 AM
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When it comes to Zombie apocalyspe, you need to make sacrifices.  Cheesy
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April 03, 2015, 03:36:43 AM
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Zombies Can't File Tax Court Petitions

Even people who believe that some people have risen from the dead (We are having a holiday about that this week), tend not to believe that it happens all that often.  This probably accounts for Professor Adam Chodrow’s alarm that our legal and tax systems are ill-prepared for the coming Zombie Apocalypse.  Somebody dies, rises as a zombie and does stuff and then there is a cure found.  Is the stuff they did as a zombie, you know, stuff they did?... et cetera

http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterjreilly/2015/04/01/zombies-cant-file-tax-court-petitions/

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April 03, 2015, 08:11:13 AM
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Haha way to ruin his dreams of a zombie apocalypse Cheesy
The dead meat point is important, they would eat eachother after all they are made of meat so after the first day there would be like 1% of the zombies left able to move and they would be taken out quickly.

I think you need to brush up on your zombie knowledge. Zombies only eat non-infected/alive meat and thus don't eat each other. They are dead, remember?

Be informed, be prepared, be a survivor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

(Hilarious book I highly suggest it!)

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April 03, 2015, 09:25:19 AM
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I am ready Grin

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April 05, 2015, 12:56:45 AM
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Zombies Can't File Tax Court Petitions

Even people who believe that some people have risen from the dead (We are having a holiday about that this week), tend not to believe that it happens all that often.  This probably accounts for Professor Adam Chodrow’s alarm that our legal and tax systems are ill-prepared for the coming Zombie Apocalypse.  Somebody dies, rises as a zombie and does stuff and then there is a cure found.  Is the stuff they did as a zombie, you know, stuff they did?... et cetera

http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterjreilly/2015/04/01/zombies-cant-file-tax-court-petitions/


Is a zombie's death certificate still valid if they have risen from the dead?
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April 05, 2015, 03:13:47 AM
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People should start enrolling to zombie training course Smiley
Build your own bunker and buy lots of food.
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April 06, 2015, 07:39:09 AM
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So how many guys are ready ?



That depends if zombies take bitcoin? perhaps they eat brain wallets?.... im here all week.
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April 06, 2015, 11:18:12 AM
Last edit: April 07, 2015, 02:20:11 AM by planetroving
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Well, if the zombies are coming, then they'll need to grab supplies. Where? From the monstore! If you think there's no such thing, then you've lost your brains! Tongue

Edit: Well we also need to grab supplies too. It's a no brainer!
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April 07, 2015, 04:48:06 AM
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Eh.  Doesn't happen all that often, and reasonably easily contained at least the last couple of times. Nothing you all need to worry about.
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April 24, 2015, 07:06:34 AM
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I think this topic doesn't receive the attention it should.

The danger is real, the danger is here! Don't get caught with your pants down!

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April 24, 2015, 06:45:19 PM
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Somehow, Arnold Schwarzenegger Fighting Zombies In Maggie Is Underwhelming

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as Wade, a father on the hunt for his missing daughter who went missing during the zombie apocalypse. He finds Maggie (Little Miss Sunshine's Abigail Breslin) amidst the declining civilization, only to learn that she’s been bitten.

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Somehow-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Fighting-Zombies-Maggie-Underwhelming-71064.html

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April 26, 2015, 01:03:34 PM
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I'll get close an M60 and some grenades if i see any zombie, will be like those of the decade of the 80th as the World War Z? Grin.
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