Hi there, over the past few weeks I have been collecting movie quotes and adding a bitcoin twist to them, then posting them in the chat room I frequent to see how long it takes someone to work out the movie.
I know, we get bored alot on bad trading days, what can you do.
Several users said I should post them somewhere more permanent, so blame them for this, not me
Well here is my collection so far. Why not add your own to the list?
DUNE:I must not hash. Hashing is the mine-killer. Hashing is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my GHS. I will permit them to pass over the books and through the TX history. And when it has gone past I will turn the spreadsheet to see its path. Where the GHS has gone there will be nothing. Only 1 satoshi will remain.
It is by GHS alone I set my miner in motion. It is by the juice of Electricity that hashes acquire speed, the asics acquire shares, shares become a warming. It is by GHS alone I set my miner in motion.
A Secret Report within the Guild. Four Planets have come to our attention regarding a plot which could jeopardise BTC Production: Planet Cex.io, Source of the GHS. Planet Bitmain, home of House Asics. Planet Gaw Prime, home of House Garza. Planet Nakamoto, Home of the Emperor of the Known Algorithm. Send a third-gen GHS Miner to Kaitain to demand details from the Emperor. The Bitcoin must flow.
APOCALYPSE NOW:I love the smell of magic smoke in the morning. You know, one time we had a pool mined for 12 hours. When it was all over, I woke up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' satoshi.
The smell, you know that electrical smell, the whole room, smelled like.....Victory.
ALIEN:Final report of the commercial mining ship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the coins Coinye, BLU, GP, XPY and Captain Doge, are dead. Satoshi and miners destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripple, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
Ripley: Mother! I've turned the cooling unit back on. Mining!
Mother: The S3 will automatically destruct in "T" minus five minutes.
Ripley: You... BiTCh!
Ash: Ripple, for God's sake, this is the first time that we've encountered an ASIC like this. It has to go back. All sorts of tests have to be made.
Ripple: Ash, are you kidding? This thing bled magic smoke. Who knows what it's gonna do when it's dead?
BLADERUNNER:I have… seen things you people wouldn't believe… ASICS on fire off the shoulder of Bitmain. I watched USB miners glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… hashes… will be lost in time, like transactions… in… the blockchain. Time… to mine…
I don't know why he saved my miner. Maybe in those last moments he loved FPGAs more than he ever had before. Not just his FPGAs - anybody's ASICS; my ASICS. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did satoshi come from? Where am I mining? How much have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him mine.
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