Please extinguish your flame throwers and help solve one of BTC's biggest problems:
Bitcoin needs faster confirmations. Even if you do not agree this is important, many others know that 15, 20, 40, even 65 minutes for a single block often does not work in the real world.
Exactly what's the problem with the 10 minute confirmation time?
Aren't you confusing confirmation time (10 minutes) with
transaction time (1-2 seconds)?
Do you also consider it a problem for credit card payments that their confirmation time is 6-12 MONTHS?
You seem to think that in the "real world", people are actually waiting for blocks. They're not. Bitcoin payments in shops, restaurants, etc. can be safely accepted without confirmations, in fact they already are in every day practice. This has lead to exactly zero problems in the past 6 years.
Similarly, when people pay with credit card, shop owners don't keep their customers waiting for 6 months at the cash register until their chargeback period expires. Even though this actually DOES leas to problems (chargebacks occur quite often).
Here is one solution:
Slash the average block time to ~2 minutes, BUT only the first out of every 5 blocks rewards new BTC (all blocks reward current transaction fees)
This is an EXTREMELY bad idea. This would cause many miners to pause their hardware for 4 blocks (as there's hardly any reward for them) and only turn it on every 5th block. So, this would result in very unstable block times.
All of these "sacred and unchangeable" things remain the same:
No change in the total number of coins,
number of coins per "reward" block, or
average blocks per hour w/ new coins.
Everything considered vital is unaffected and transactions are much faster.
If you strongly object, then please try to solve the challenge another way, since Bitcoin certainly does need faster confirmation times.
Why not just slashing the block time to 2 minutes (1/5th of what is is now), and simply slashing the reward to 2.5 BTC as well (also 1/5th of what it is now). Same result, without the ridiculous disadvantages. And as a bonus, without chanhing the 1 MB per block limit we have now quintupled the number of transactions we can process.