Gain four inches in length!

[Gleb Gamow]

Inspired by an email caught by the spam filter, I'm curious as to how many guys will read this thread, with using the view count as a barometer.

For those reading this, we're in the same boat. Now, let's do some fishin' [since it's obvious we won't be doin' anything else].

[FanEagle]

I'm blind and I hoped for something funny in it, but no, I will pass and stay with my average size, thank you.
The advantage fact for me is that is curved in the right way to hit pleasure spots for her, so I'm ok with that. No need of extra size.
I even practised making the woman reach her pleasure with just 2 fingers, and my hands aren't exaggerated.  

[j.jaymes]

I secretly hope they might offer more like 6. I change my nickname to Anaconda. LOL.

[Gleb Gamow]

I'm blind and I hoped for something funny in it, but no, I will pass and stay with my average size, thank you.
The advantage fact for me is that is curved in the right way to hit pleasure spots for her, so I'm ok with that. No need of extra size.
I even practised making the woman reach her pleasure with just 2 fingers, and my hands aren't exaggerated.  

Pleasure spots, as in plural? Well, that explains a many no second chances for me, banana dick.  

[FanEagle]

Hell, it's not a true banana one, that would hurt me doing it, it's curved enough for the job, and girls likes it.

[(oYo)]

I really do need to gain four inches in length and was hoping you would solve my problem.

[bitcoin_bagholder]

I really do need to gain four inches in length and was hoping you would solve my problem.

[(oYo)]

I really do need to gain four inches in length and was hoping you would solve my problem.

LOL! Thanks!

[(oYo)]

I really do need to gain four inches in length and was hoping you would solve my problem.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--omEvezJa--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/iiypqc7dw50lqu24j8n6.jpg

http://0.tqn.com/d/trucks/1/S/-/Q/05_titan_rev_extend.jpg

LOL! Thanks!

Ok, went out and got one, but the instructions aren't clear on the matter. Where am I supposed to stick my penis?

Also got myself one of these. Think it'll help me pickup chicks?

[Gleb Gamow]

I really do need to gain four inches in length and was hoping you would solve my problem.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--omEvezJa--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/iiypqc7dw50lqu24j8n6.jpg

http://0.tqn.com/d/trucks/1/S/-/Q/05_titan_rev_extend.jpg

LOL! Thanks!

Ok, went out and got one, but the instructions aren't clear on the matter. Where am I supposed to stick my penis?

Also got myself one of these. Think it'll help me pickup chicks?

You son of a bitch, I was about to hunt the very same pic.