I would like a small loan. :)

[Lucky$$$]

I would appreciate a loan of 0.01 Btc, or advice on how to make it fairly quickly

I just need suggestions on how to acquire 0.01 Btc, It doesn't seem like much, but it is Vital to me.

Before you suggest Faucets, I've tried quite a few, and they don't seem to pay a reasonable amount at all, Or worse, they send it to a secondary website, saying i cant collect the satoshi's until i have a certain amount (wtf?)

I only need to get 0.01, and mining is an iffy endeavor for me. I appreciate any feedback whatsoever, and if you noticed, I've just joined, specifically for this. I've read a ton of Forum posts and whatnot, I just never needed to make an account until now. :p

I would attempt to repay ANY help i get, Thanks again. I'm pretty new when it comes to BTC, i have a wallet and everything, just no efficient ways of getting Btc.

[Vod]

and if you noticed, I've just joined, specifically for this.

In case you've noticed, you're now untrusted.  People who create accounts just to ask for loans have ZERO reason to repay.   

[TriggerX]

Do you have absolutely 0 collateral? If you do have some I could possibly give you the loan.

[Lucky$$$]

I have 0.001 BTC and 0.005 LTC in my wallet.

[shorena]

I would appreciate a loan of 0.01 Btc, or advice on how to make it fairly quickly

I personally would appreciate less formatting, but thats just some personal thing.

I just need suggestions on how to acquire 0.01 Btc, It doesn't seem like much, but it is Vital to me.

You should offer your skills, sell goods or sell fiat.

Before you suggest Faucets, I've tried quite a few, and they don't seem to pay a reasonable amount at all, Or worse, they send it to a secondary website, saying i cant collect the satoshi's until i have a certain amount (wtf?)

Thats actually a good thing that they let it accumulate a bit. If you had 100 satoshi in your wallet you would have a hard time spending that, because an amount that small would take ~1 million days in order to send it without fee. You could add a proper fee, but well thats 10k satoshi.

I only need to get 0.01, and mining is an iffy endeavor for me. I appreciate any feedback whatsoever, and if you noticed, I've just joined, specifically for this. I've read a ton of Forum posts and whatnot, I just never needed to make an account until now. :p

Thats odd, Ive seen larger amounts given away. Having an account and contributing to discussions might help you get loans in the future, in a year or so when your account itself is worth something.

I would attempt to repay ANY help i get, Thanks again. I'm pretty new when it comes to BTC, i have a wallet and everything, just no efficient ways of getting Btc.

We all started somewhere, if faucets are to tedious for you its probably best to just invest a little fiat.

[Lucky$$$]

and if you noticed, I've just joined, specifically for this.

In case you've noticed, you're now untrusted.  People who create accounts just to ask for loans have ZERO reason to repay.   

I now have some collateral, But with this rating, I doubt i could use this account in the future at all.
Which means i would be forced to create another one, but i am quite fond of this username.

[Vod]

and if you noticed, I've just joined, specifically for this.

In case you've noticed, you're now untrusted.  People who create accounts just to ask for loans have ZERO reason to repay.   

I now have some collateral, But with this rating, I doubt i could use this account in the future at all.
Which means i would be forced to create another one, but i am quite fond of this username.

Personally, I remove negative ratings after one month, provided you don't ask for any other loans.  But you seem to be asking for a loan in multiple threads at the same time.