Satoshi = Illuminati

ok i am going to prove 2 you that satoshi is the illuminati

i was the one that traced satoshis 50 BTC lasty ear so im qualified 4 this trus me

i am challengin my self 2 make this in 15 minutes. it is 4 PM here i have until 4:15 PM to click "Post"

lets go

b4 reading this you may want to get a paper wallet to wipe ur tears bcuz sh*t is about to get tragic

SATOSHI

satoshi is between 1 and n people

the illuminati is between 1 and n people

coincidence? lets look at the facts

satoshi mined bitcoins

x8s mined bitcoins

x8s only mined for a few months

satoshi mined 2.33 times as much as x8s

x8s has 3 letters

satoshi has 7 letters

7 divided by 3 is 2.33

illuminati has 10 letters

10 > 7. did the illuminati mine more bitcooins than satoshi ?that means that if satoshi is the illuminati then more people are the illuminati that solve blocks

but we need more proogf

Horrible Horrendous Terrible Tremendous was a mining pool

Horrible Horrendous Terrible Tremendous has 999 letters

satoshi mined 1 million bitcoins

1 million bitcoins divided by 7 letters times 999 letters is 140573571.42857142857142857142857 bitcoins

did hhtt mine 140 million bitcoins? lets find out\. block 8767 of th tenebrix block chain had a nonce of 140573571 it was mined by jercos jercos sold laszlo 2 pizzas the circumference of a pizza divided by the diameter of a pizza is pi, digit 104218935 after the decimal place is where a 140573571 is in pi. block 117504 of mmmcoin had a nonce of 104218935 that block had a hash with thirteen leading zeros the hash of bitcoin block 210000 had a hash with thirteen leading zeros block 210000 was solved by slushs pool the person in slushs pool who solved it was a laughing bear and sold the graphics card that solved the block to goat.

goat

is chang noi in the illuminait?

lets find out. chang noi is fdrom thailand or something

that is on the earth by north korea

north kore is shaped like a dog do you know what else is shaped like a dog? this motherfucker:

clifford likes to drink helneken with snoop dogg

snoiop dogg is actually snoop lion now

lions havew hhair

do you know who else has hair? thats right. thomas edison

some old guy a few years ago tried selling a book over thomas edison decentralizing currency before satoshi did

did you see that? that sentence has SATOSHI in it ^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but who mined block 666?

dustiin trammel check my chain archaeology

but back then block 0 was considered to be block 1

so block 666 now was block 667 then

so who mined block 665 now that was block 666 at the time? oh shit its SATOSHI

lets add up what weve learned so far satoshi mined block 666 satoshi is more than one person maybe like the illumanti is maybe also satoshi claimed ot enjoy heneken .like clifford

not convinced?
when in doubt check wikipedoa

DID YOU READ WHAT I RED? satoshi founded henken all along and henkin is the ILUMTIN

also ASICMiner is apparently a brewery. all the miners must make the heating process simple

but thats NOT THE POINT

satoshi founded a company that is in the ilumint

ths is funked up man maybe satoshi is in the ilumint

hol sh*t. now lets try to solve for n

its a lie n is an independent variable

does satoshi lie like th abvoe formula?

lets find out

satoshi saidf he was 39

hes obvioously at least 60

satoshi = a liar CONFRIMED

does the illumti lie? obviously not they are open about their existence if they leave all these clues an triangles everwhere

but mabe there lieing about existing andf they fdoint exist so sathsio dfont exist

wtaf maybet sathosi dosnt exits

mabe the aikllum is satosh beceaue s they dont exist

if 1 thign that dont exist and 1 thign that dont exist then they r the same.

lets plug that into the formula

look its just an equals sing thers noting on either sid

noting is zero except in computer sicnce it is null

satosh was a computer sicntits

null = null

SATOSHI = ILLUMINATI CONFRIMED

thank you for your time