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March 18, 2015, 04:18:36 AM
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Hey guys! I wrote this for a customer who never paid up. I tried selling this for $15 but I'd rather just let you all benefit from this xD. I'm running on donations to further release more work!: 1NvAPxeUPkkDJyw7oYGZPLEuSEDv4YvqTy

Masturbating is something that has been around for a long time. It’s something we all do as men. Most of us have learned about it from a very, very young age. The Internet for most of us, but friends, school, and possibly TV for others. But the question is, have you been masturbating properly?

Masturbation is simply an alternative to real sex. It’s supposed to give a very similar experience. But, why does sex feel so much better than masturbating? Raising masturbation to an equal “pleasure” level of sex is our goal. In this eBook you’re going to learn how to improve masturbation, along with tips, tricks, and other helpful slices of information along the way.


The Methods:

Let’s face it, when we all learned what masturbation is, we never really knew how to hold our penis correctly. Do we all agree? Eventually we experimented and tickled around until we found what was comfortable. Years later most of us still use the same form. Today might be the day that this all changes. Here are some of the best ways to pleasure your penis:

1): What I call, the Two-Finger

The two-finger is by far my favourite and most efficient method. It’s easy, simply make a circle around your penis using only your index finger and thumb.

If you’re having trouble, follow the pictures above as a reference. Make the “OK” sign with your hand, and then slip it onto the tip of your penis. Afterwards, move the circle down to the middle of your shaft. If you’re circumcised, place it right on the brown ring around your penis.

Getting used to this might be hard, but it’s the best way to masturbate. Now, simply grab on tight, and start moving up and down using your wrist. That’s it!


2): The Two-Hander

This is for larger penises, or men with smaller hands. Instead of two fingers, you’re using 8 fingers, or both hands. If you can fit one hand on top of the other, that is great! But most men’s penises aren’t big enough to. Don’t worry, I have a workaround! Instead, put your dominant hand on your penis as you normally would. Now, take your other hand and wrap it around your dominant hand. This makes a perfect sphere, and makes masturbating much more realistic! Squeeze it now and then for the perfect rush of pleasure.



3): The Shower Method

This is also a very, very good one. The downside is that isn’t as easy to achieve, and it may cost a bit more money. What you need is a bottle of lubrication. Don’t waste money buying oily things, hair conditioner works just fine.

First, stroke your penis until it’s fully erect. Next, apply some of the lubricant to your penis. Put some on your hand, and start masturbating normally. The trick here is to avoid any contact with water, and to “squeeze the toothpaste” out of your penis. Stroke only upwards very quickly, then return to the base and do it again. When the lubricant wears off, simply apply more.

This is perfect for hotels. When you see the cleaning ladies’ carts, try and sneak at least 5-10 bottles of the small conditioners. Then, use these for what you need Smiley


4): The Wringing Method

This is one method that some people may love, and others find not as nice. It also takes a lot more work.

You know how you “wring” water out of a cloth by twisting it in two different directions? That is how to perform the wringing method. It may sound painful, but if you do it gently and properly, it will feel great! Be nice and yourself, and put two hands on your penis. Fit as many fingers as you can. From there, twist in two different directions.

Remember to not have a grasp too tight, or you might injure your penis! Loosen up your hands before trying this one.



Tips & Tricks

• Get used to not relying on porn. Finding a porn video can be time consuming. As well, if you’re used to masturbating without porn, masturbating is much easier! Simply use your mind as your computer, make scenarios in your head! It makes masturbating much better!

• Don’t masturbate too often! This is a teenager’s biggest mistake. Although it’s tempting, resisting pays off much better. Over time, work up to only masturbating 3-4 times a week. This means every other day. My schedule is: Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday. Find a way to masturbate less often, and do it!

• Don’t let your balls just hang there. Your balls give a good feeling, almost as good as your shaft. Try tickling them as you go. Grab them, and maybe pull them downwards as if a girl was sucking on them. Try holding them in a light but firm grip with your other hand (that is, if the method only requires one hand)

• If you’re rich, try sex toys. They’re nice and handy, but don’t deliver the same feeling. There are rings, fleshlights, real life-sized female asses, etc. Although these are great to have, they might not be worth it and can be very pricy.

• Don’t rush things. As you go, breathe and relax. Take a deep breath and flex your penis as you do so. This helps with stamina and staying in the game


Using these methods, tips, and tricks, masturbation is going to be a lot more fun from now on! Keep in mind to pace yourself and not masturbate too often, as well as stay away from porn.

Have a good day, and happy masturbating!

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March 18, 2015, 04:43:04 AM
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Thanks for the free tips Wink lol

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Thanks for the free tips Wink lol

I'm the masturbation expert! I would explain how I did it since I was a small child...but...

If you have questions, or want more help, feel free to PM me!
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March 18, 2015, 05:03:31 AM
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• If you’re rich, try sex toys. They’re nice and handy, but don’t deliver the same feeling. There are rings, fleshlights, real life-sized female asses, etc.

The adult store in my nearest town only has life-sized male asses. I considered a purchase but was concerned that it might turn me gay. Please advise.

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March 18, 2015, 05:10:02 AM
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• If you’re rich, try sex toys. They’re nice and handy, but don’t deliver the same feeling. There are rings, fleshlights, real life-sized female asses, etc.

The adult store in my nearest town only has life-sized male asses. I considered a purchase but was concerned that it might turn me gay. Please advise.

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Although Fuck Me Silly's still are decent, try and order those if you can. I used to have a Fuck Me Silly till my mom found it and threw it in the garbage  Cry
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March 18, 2015, 07:03:29 AM
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Masturbating is something that has been around for a long time. It’s something we all do as men.

Women do it just as often as men do.   Wink

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March 18, 2015, 09:34:28 AM
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4): The Wringing Method

This is one method that some people may love, and others find not as nice. It also takes a lot more work.

You know how you “wring” water out of a cloth by twisting it in two different directions? That is how to perform the wringing method. It may sound painful, but if you do it gently and properly, it will feel great! Be nice and yourself, and put two hands on your penis. Fit as many fingers as you can. From there, twist in two different directions.

Remember to not have a grasp too tight, or you might injure your penis! Loosen up your hands before trying this one.

Not sure if serious or....
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March 18, 2015, 07:32:52 PM
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4): The Wringing Method

This is one method that some people may love, and others find not as nice. It also takes a lot more work.

You know how you “wring” water out of a cloth by twisting it in two different directions? That is how to perform the wringing method. It may sound painful, but if you do it gently and properly, it will feel great! Be nice and yourself, and put two hands on your penis. Fit as many fingers as you can. From there, twist in two different directions.

Remember to not have a grasp too tight, or you might injure your penis! Loosen up your hands before trying this one.

Not sure if serious or....

5): The Nail-it-to-the-ceiling-fan Method

Etc.

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March 18, 2015, 09:38:03 PM
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You know what, I think this thread just traumatised me with information about masturbation I really didn't want to know.
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March 18, 2015, 10:07:15 PM
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Just to let you know, this guy is a Candystripes alt Tongue He was talking about how he wrote this book in moneypot chat. Fucking moron.
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Just to let you know, this guy is a Candystripes alt Tongue He was talking about how he wrote this book in moneypot chat. Fucking moron.

Uhhm, wrong thread?? Tongue who is that guy lol  Cheesy
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June 04, 2015, 11:13:45 AM
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I think that doing masturbation is wrong ethically. After masturbating i feel very guilty but i cant stop my self. But its safe i think. We are not involving into any type of sex activities.
Is masturbation a sex activity?
i think involving any type of activity with a partner is called sex activities. Am i right?
Whenever i think dirty about my girlfriend i do masturbate at home but i feel very shy in kissing or anything dirty,
One time i was watching porn videos on http://theporndude.com and my girlfriend caught me. From then i never saw any porn videos. It is a bad thing i think.
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