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Background: A guy we met at the park one time was playing football with me and my friends and he was really hungry. I was giving out protein bars to my friends but I barely knew this guy and only had enough protein bars for my cronies. He was desperate and begged me for it. I eventually agreed to give him my protein bar if he sold me his soul. To make it official, we shook left hands (I'm a trained voodoo practitioner so I can guarantee that this is legit.) I was going to sacrifice it to either Hades or one of the other pagan gods to give me good luck on my college tests but now I am needing some crypto and it is Good Friday so the voodoo practitioners are probably wanting to buy it.

What you get: The soul of the guy, for whatever use you want to put it to (sacrificing to the devil for better luck in your life endeavors like tests at college or getting your preferred presidential candidate elected etc., taking your place if you think you're going to go to hell, making your voodoo curses more powerful, starting your own ghost army once the guy is dead, or anything else you want it for!) You also will get an original MS-PAINT certificate made by me (a trained voodoo practitioner) with a pentagram, some other cool demonic designs and the REAL NAME of the guy for you to invoke in your ritual or curse or whatever. I will put a special voodoo incantation on the certificate so that it will be official.

The price: As this is a legit soul we are talking about here, I set the price at $6.66 worth of BTC, LTC, or DOGE. If you would like to make a donation to my local devil-worshiping congregation you can include that in the fee.

Escrow?

Because there's no blockchain for souls the soul itself should be held by the escrow.

I'd be willing to use escrow :). If you don't have a preferred escrow, I know a guy who does escrow through email for free... just PM me and I'll send you his email. But seriously, you're not going to get ripped off... I'll transfer the soul to you with my voodoo practitioner skills and email you the certificate... or post it privately on imgur and PM you the link.

use EcuaMobi as the escrow and I'll pay you as soon as he confirms that the merchandise is real.  ;D

Haha... I could send him the certificate for inspection, but I am afraid it will be very difficult to verify the authenticity of the soul itself unless EcuaMobi is a trained Voodoo practitioner.

Unfortunately I'm out of practice with my Voodoo. Definitely a Voodoo expert should escrow here.

aww, I don't know any voodoo experts.. I only know Vod da expert but it looks like he's offline  :P

I will buy it for 0.00106051 BTC.

This has interesting implications. What if we could track ownership of "souls" (singular tokens registered to a living person) on a new chain? Having a central authority verify identities and issuing a soul in return?

...Would they have value? Would 0.001 Andreas Antonopolous Soul buy a ticket to one of his talks?

It's kind of sad how lacking the world is in voodoo experts  :(


I've got some friends on the Other Side who could probably escrow for us...

My offer is legit. Let me know if we should trade.
I don't think you will find a better offer in this community, the market for souls are low atm.

no pics no sale

Let's do it! This is different than any other cryptocoin I have heard of... and everyone starts out with a soul... but not everyone finishes with one!


That's literally like $0.25 m8. Besides, I need some 6s to pay homage to the devil.

OK, this is my terms:

I will pay you 0.00106051 BTC directly to your address after you have agree to these terms:
1. When you have received the payment then will you release the soul back to its original owner without any delay or harm done to the soul, it has to be in original state.
2. Post in the thread when you have released the soul and fulfilled your promise.

Post your bitcoin addy in the thread and promise that you will fulfill your obligations to this deal.

If anybody questions my motivation to do this, then is it because it is Good Friday.

Dude... I just said that wouldn't be enough money. It's not that often that a guy is desperate enough to sell his soul and shake left hands just for a protein bar. I wouldn't be adverse to releasing the soul, but the price for that would naturally be higher than selling it to a fellow voodoo practitioner (we are few and oppressed by mainstream society). It just so happens that Good Friday is the best time of the year to sell souls, so that's why I have held on to it this long instead of gifting it to one of my voodoo friends at the spring equinox (or better, the fall equinox, which is the second best time of the year to sell/transfer souls).

Allright no problem, my english is not the best, so I misunderstood you,
I hope some one else will save that poor soul then.

You mean you don't want to buy it? I also have the folder of Pepe images that was like $90k on Ebay earlier today.

After review, I see no reason to believe the OP is scamming.

What is the wallet I should send the $6.66 worth of BTC to?  I would like this soul.

*facepalm*

i would love to meet the guy who will help the soul

Funniest thread of the year award ;D I'll buy it for 99999BTC haha ;D

Trolling a troll?
LMAO. and OP actually really took the time to write those

Not trolling anyone. If I was, I would simply ask someone to scan my avatar ;D

Just thought this was a funny thread. Obviously you can't buy a soul at a distance, I don't any soul shipping containers :D

The soul is bound to the digital certificate of authenticity and I use my Voodoo practitioner skills to transfer ownership of the soul to the buyer. The digital certificate of authenticity includes the official incantation for summoning said soul.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/new_pet.png (http://xkcd.com/413/)

Soul import compatible?

that is hilarious. ive seen everything now.

Except the awesome certificate you get when you buy the soul, which has demonic imagery and an incantation for soul-summoning. P.S. It should be fully compatible with your device... I'm updating its voodoo-ware as we speak!

Awesomeness of this thread is over 9000. But anyway back to the topic: I always wanted something like that so I want to offer more that 1 million of SoulCoins for that item. Of course escrow is a must and I would like to use the services of DevilsCrow. If you accept my offer send your pigeon with a confirmation message that the deal is on.

Pigeon sent

Poor soul...  :P

cant u get banned for voodoo? thats like worse than terrorism or being a politician isnt it?

If you are able to possess the body of Hillary Clinton, then you would get to be involved with all three: Voodoo, terrorism, and politics.

I'd probably be involved in a bit more than that...  :o

P.S. You guys really missed out on this soul thing. Now you'll have to wait at least until the Fall Equinox.  >:(

shiiit thats where the money (or bitcoins) is at

This is crazy

I would like to buy the soul but how can you ship it to me?

Inside a box? or a bag? and how many days of warranty  ::) ::)

Seriously what is the current bid for this soul ? It's a rare item !

If by crazy, you mean crazy awesome!  Then yes, yes I agree.  If someone truly builds a soulcoin community I  might come!  ;D

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f2/f22b8087990ddd5c7c0a5344106e2055b3977b9c6f663a10c048c4da4b7c7e56.jpg

What is the quality of the soul?

Is the guy virgin? (more rare)  :D

Is he a ginger ?

Souled for $8.33 in BTC. ;)

Me

Haha... I didn't know this thread blew up like this! I got so used to reddit that I forget to check my threads if I don't see that little red envelope.

I can verify that the soul is already sold! If anyone is interested in purchasing the soul of my late pet toad (https://i.imgur.com/ZM5wcM1.jpg), who lived in captivity for 10 years and was instrumental in enacting several voodoo curses, shoot me a PM.

What are your current stock?
Do you have any more to sell?
I still feel bad about the one I was not able to save.
But now I have bitcoins again, and a little more saving power.

I have currently the soul of my pet toad, which I mentioned, along with the soul of a girl who "bet her life" that I would get kicked out of college and when she lost the bet I said I couldn't take her life, but I could take her soul. I highly doubt she's a virgin though, which may reduce the price a bit.  :o Last but not least I have my own soul up for grabs. I hope to make a significant profit off of that!

What is the market price for a lady soul, which is still a virgin? And how many % will the price go down when she is not a virgin any more?

Due to the fact that female virgin souls are so hard to come by in this day and age, I have seen them go for up to $666.00 (there are a few very specific curses and rites like contacting the dead that can only be done with a virgin's soul). Due to the time period in which the rites were developed, not much thought was put into what to do with an ordinary male virgin's soul, but the soul of a priest or monk would be extremely valuable to the right person.  A non-virgin female soul goes for a similar price as a non-virgin male soul... as you can see I made about $8.33 for the last soul I sold.

$666.00 !!! Are you serious!!  :o

How do you harvest souls? I know a couple of ladies that are still virgins, peharps I could get their souls and then resell them?

This forum may have lost its soul. Any chance you can donate a good one to our diverse community?

To harvest the souls of other people, generally you have to be a Certified Voodoo Practitioner (CVP) or a Voodoo Practitioner Student (VPS). I'm the only CVP in my immediate area. It's possible that you could harvest a soul without training, but you risk the chance of messing up and transferring your own soul to the person you intend to harvest the soul from. If you don't do the procedure right, there is no way to certify that you actually harvested the soul, or that the soul you are transferring is actually the other person's soul instead of yours.

To perform the procedure safely, it is absolutely mandatory that you have a toad in your possession. The toad soul is quite small, so there is plenty of room to store your soul in the toad as well. You transfer your soul into the toad by putting the toad on the ground and walking around it in a circle clockwise 66 times. Now the toad must be kept alive at all costs or you run the risk of losing your soul to the Devil. (My toad, as I have said, is dead. She was getting sick near the end of her life so I immediately made preparations by binding my harvested souls to inanimate objects (too advanced to explain here), then put her on the floor and walked counterclockwise around her 66 times to get my own soul back. Now I can't harvest any more souls until I get a new toad, or else I run the risk of giving the person my soul, getting two souls in me, selling the wrong soul etc.)

Once you are "empty", you then can proceed with harvesting the soul of the person you want to harvest from. There are a few methods but the easiest is to make them verbally agree to relinquish their soul to you, then simply shake left hands. This is the method I used in harvesting the soul I recently sold. Now you will have that person's soul in you. Their deeds are still marked against their soul even if it isn't in them, but you have full control of the soul and can sacrifice it to the Devil for cool purposes then and there if you wish, and the person is powerless to avoid it. You're just a container for their soul, and can transfer it to living, inanimate, or even digital forms with the proper training (transferring it to a soul certificate for easy and long-distance resale requires Voodoo skills at the full CVP level.) I hope that helps clear things up a bit.

Hmmm... Interesting :$
I just don't like that Idea about "empty" my own soul into a Toad. Also the toad would die while I am out harvesting other souls  :-\

I also find it extremely ineffective to only be able to harvest one soul at the time, there sure must be a better way? 

I was more thinking about going to the local school and harvest in bulk ... like 50 souls at one time ... (I work there as a volentier sometimes).
They all shake hands, so no problem there.

If I could harvest 50 souls in one go, then 50 x $666.00 = $33300 ! That is much better than my current job (which really isent a real job).
I would only need to harvest a 50 soul batch twice a year, then would I have my living cost covered + more.

Is there no way to have "containers" for the souls.... I mean like, perhaps you can use empty bottles or plastic bags (those one with a zip lock).

^ Weren't you going to try to save more souls? Did you lose your soul to greed already? : /
And only virgins reach $666 so you would need more than 100 souls to cover your living cost, I think. xD

Yes, that is true  :-[

But I had no idea about the cash involved in this business, could move a few "ethical" principals, and beside Easter is over now :)

..... maybe you are right  :-[
I think I will abond this idea all together, I think you should not mess with souls.
Thank you for guiding back to the right track.

If it was that easy, everyone would do it! You need to work on your toad keeping skills if you think they die that easy. I had mine for >10 years in a nice terrarium.

I had one of those dwarf hamsters ones, it lasted less than a week.
So i find your > 10 YEARS of toad keeping pretty god damn impressive :o

I have abandoned the idea about harvesting souls.
But I still think it is pretty inefficient method you have developed.

Is the Toad still alive? 

I didn't develop that method. I learned it in Voodoo Practitioner school. And unfortunately my toad is dead. Here's a pic of her: https://i.imgur.com/ZM5wcM1.jpg

I have two turtles now - one of which I have had for over 6 years.

LOL Agreed!

We felt sorry for the soul's original owner, so we purchased it with the specific request that a special spell be placed on the certificate of soul ownership stating that the soul is free and immediately returned to its original owner once the certificate is torn in half. We tore the certificate in half today, so the soul is safe. The forum has redeemed itself. ;D

https://i.imgur.com/vtzxTxu.jpg

Regards,
Christopher

Nice certificate the voodoo guy made for you :)

You did the right thing :)

Nice paper you printed it on... is that glossy extra thick printer paper?


Now my MS Paint skills finally got the admiration they deserved ;D

As a side note I have a highly awesome reddit account (with nearly 1400 karma, 666 link karma at the moment, cause, you know, the devil) for sale if anyone is interested - PM me for details

Yes, only the best for the poor guy's soul. ;)

Me

Is it a sex soul , if yes i shall buy it and make thy my slave ;D :D

I offer 666 satoshi's as I lost my soul in a game of poker and hope this one will be a good replacement. 

At this point I think that's even less than 666 dogecoin... and I have over 150,000 dogecoins lol...

I meant of course if the doge buyer falls through, I mean, does one really NEED a soul?

Of course, it is better to have 2 souls that just one. And I can see that some people have no soul at all... bastards!

How did I miss this thread?
Yup. You definitely want to know what your doing when practicing the Dark Arts. Just messing up a single word can have dire consequences.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvXtexdgAM

Indeed! They often sell/lose them in the pursuit of power.

Is it still for sell ? PM me with the price ;)