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Guys...

It just happened.

What do I do now?

Did you wear a condom?

I'm on it! Penning dox post now. I knew she was up to no good, now I'm going to expose the bitch.

~Cackling Bear~

Dudes..

Alright, first thing you need to do is a get a coat hanger or find a flight of stairs...

What you want to do is see if there is anything fairly heavy nearby within easy reach. While keeping your weight firmly on your foot, slide the object over to yourself. Now while very very carefully removing your foot sideways, at the same time push the object from the opposite direction onto the mine.

Let us know how it goes, dude.

what happened?

Thanks for the advice. But I think the thing is going to turn out a little different.

I'm not sure it's funny.

maybe not to you...

but your reaction is hilarious

I'm just going to assume what everyone else is assuming

Well goodlord if we are not told what the problem is how can we give you accurate advice? so far everything we have said are all trusted and true methods to fixing one of the many problems in a man's life usually involving a woman.

He just came.

He's seven days early. Tell him you'll have cookies and milk ready at the appointed day and not a minute earlier.

I aint that much into cookies and milk anymore.

But that's a start.

Just call a friend, like they did in pulp fiction.

Then his friend will just tell him that dead African American storage isn't his rooty toot tootin' business! So I fear that won't work

You'll dream of it tonight. I guarantee.

Listen to this if you don't know what I'm talking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLqVfKTtKw

congratulations!

Duct tape.  Or Dettol and a wire brush.

I want to see Israel. I want to see my homeland. It's been so long.

Okay! Which one of the retard mods deleted my post that showed where the cunt lived so that this doesn't happen to anybody else? Is this forum in China? BRB, for I'm goin' to hunt the image of that bitch, the one with the butterfly (or was it a dung beetle?) on her ass.

~Cackling Bear~

Quick aside: I've been a dung beetle kick ever since I viewed that TED Talk. (sorry for not providing a link, but it'll be easy to find)

This post bought to you by the Good Humor side of my brand.

With all due respect, Phin. I like your humorous side.

But this is something else completely.

I don't know if I can explain.

Please accept my apology, albeit I'm still clueless.

He has come. He's here. And he's fucking present.

And he's in me.


But there's a problem..

You better find a good doctor QUICK!

http://pluckyoutoo.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/alien_shot5l.jpg

You're not gay?

I don't know what the fuck is going on here....




....but I like it.

Keep going, but talk slower (and with a sexier voice)

You might not like it as much once you know what the fucks going on.

It's about 21-12 isn't it?  :-\

No, I think we'll derive just as much joy from this clusterfuck of a thread as before... possibly more.

Well op, don't leave us hanging....

You started off strong, let's see how deep the crazy hole goes.

stay calm, everything is goign to change, your going to make mistakes, soon your visa bill will be more then you can handle. but in the end you'll come out alive and well, because your smart enough to grow and adapt! you will come out of this much much stronger. 

I knew it! Zombies are real! >:(

Yes, the loop.

Met people from the Middle East last night, coincidentally, when I went to a random party downtown. It so happened it was an inside party of an online community I had bookmarked just a few days ago without registering. I knew nothing about the party.

Had only 3 hours of sleep until I woke up at 9:23 excactly.

Had this dream just before I woke up:

I used to play a lot of Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri more than a decade ago. In my dream I was playing it again. But the map was all glowing in abundance of energy resources near where I was going to build my homebase.
All the tiles were fiery. But positively fiery, like warm and good. Overkill potential. And it added a rich surplus of several extra nutrient resources to the homebase tile when I clicked on it.
When I zoomed the map out a gigantic Cathedral stood in the vicinity, built from map tiles. It was unguarded and ready to be taken over.

That's when I woke up.

I got a christmas package in the mail yesterday, a big one full of cookies. Ate some and gave the rest to my dad who lives alone.

My lawyer called me before and told me there was an unusually high transaction to my bank account 2 days ago. It was double the expected amount and the balance had the number 666 in it.

The Israeli girl, which I also happened to kiss, will be cooking Arab food for dinner tonight.

I don't know if I'm invited yet.

I'm off to meet friends in the city now.


(The force I felt on sunday was much different from how my dream felt. It was sheer brutality.)

I think this is a DANK alt account.

I will need a sample of whatever it is he takes.

Hi dank. How's the concert going?

Welp, that certainly is a thing you wrote there.  I too have dreams and receive presents.  Lets be friends, we can hold hands and speak in riddles to each other forever.

There goes the Mox Pearl  ;)


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OMFG was that SIGNED?

Well... that was certainly something. How much would that have brought at MtGOX?

OMG DUDE WTF!

I'm depressed now.

LOL this made me ROFL!

And there goes the Timetwister!

Happy end of the world everyone!

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You need help.

DUDE NO OMG PLEASE, STOP! YOU'RE KILLING ME, RIGHT IN THE FEELS MAN!

IN... THE... FEEELS... PLEASE, LET ME GIVE THESE CARDS, A LOVING HOME!

BLEASE!

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People have their unique ways of moving on.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

I was thinking of maybe taking a few days off soon to go skiing with a girlfriend of mine. We'll be having some of this beautiful white powder soon. She said it was gonna be quite a ride downhill but once you get back up there's a much better ride even higher.

I just need some more money to make it happen that's all.

Probably should have sold 'em instead of committing them to the flame, then.

So why did the OP burn his baseball cards again?

>baseball

Oh no you D-in't!

Found the time to write a little story today:

I used to be an avid gamer and one of the last games I really played was Bethesda Softworks' "Morrowind" (sequel to Daggerfall and followed by Oblivion and Skyrim (all critically acclaimed), of which I only played Daggerfall, however).

I loved the game! The freelance concept was much to my tastes and the graphics were terrific at the time, though a little heavy on my processors. It added everything to Daggerfall that Daggerfall didn't have to make a game like that cool (I mean the individually designed dungeons and the less-to-non-repetitive missions, for instance).

Anyway, I spent about the first 3rd of the game following the storyline and going on a few quests and generally exploring the world when I heard about the abandoned Dwarven Mines somewhere I think in the north-east of the (rather huge) map. You weren't actually supposed to go there yet and my character was much too weak to beat it (or so I thought, I think it was the biggest and hardest dungeon in the game, I could be wrong, and one of the last parts of the game's regular storyline, or so I estimated). That's when I discovered how to become immensely rich in the game.

I somehow got my shit together and ventured there regardless. Had to traverse some lava-ridden mountains and dodge some dragons and stuff to get there if I remember correctly. Well, there I was with my character not fully ready and just a little more than basic weaponry and skills (far from end boss capacity, anyway). Don't ask me how but I somehow figured out a combined spellcasting/sword fighting technique to get past all those Dwarven ghosts and golden robots on a medicine ball or whatever the hell they were, avoiding fights I knew I couldn't win and pretty much cleared the place just enough to get to all the valuable artifacts: cogs, machinery discs, valves and such or similar. Those things were some of the most valuable treasure in the game selling at high prices in the towns (ignoring obscenely expensive and hard to get special items that you couldn't sell at their value's worth), but the problem was they were heavy! I could only carry some of it before being rendered unable to move and helplessly stuck to the ground. Carrying all the loot to the nearest town in a multitude of runs would've taken a crapload of real life time apart from slowing me down during fights in the open.

That's when I had the idea for a simple solution: I used to always have a teleport spell active that allowed me to teleport to any single destination on the map you "spawned" it from (usually a town with one of those insect blimp ports in the center of the world that would allow me to travel long distances fast, I think it was that forsaken desert town by the name of whatever..) Those blimp rides were expensive though and I hardly used them. The real reason for the teleport spell was to escape whenever I got stuck in the bushes somewhere not having saved the game in a while which occasionally happened (and occasionally happens now, if you know what I mean; took a lot of frustration off me.)

So instead of just taking a handful of the heavy stuff and a bunch of inventory fillers or leaving the tempting loot where it was which I seriously thought of doing after discovering there was a SHITLOAD of these babies, too much to carry, scattered all around the mines, I gave the teleport a try. And sure enough, that paid. I'd wander the mines and carry the precious metals piece by piece to a cosy spot in the hallway, neatly piling them up to a pyramid of "holy fucking shit that's alot of cogs!" then position myself calmly in the middle of that pile and filling my inventory up with it. Couldn't move an inch but surely my teleport spell could. After testing the teleport I had travelled back once more to spawn its destination to be the front door of a merchant that bought at the highest prices, or perhaps I picked the one that was most conveniently located, I don't remember.

Had to teleport back and forth between the mines and the merchant a couple of times due to inventory slot limitations. But what would otherwise have taken me a couple of hours only ended up taking a couple of minutes. I don't remember what the exact amount of gold was that I held in my pockets after wishing the merchant farewell (it may have been tens of thousands) but it was so much I never needed to worry about money anymore.

Following that I could afford to equip myself with all I wanted and even a robe whose colors complemented the rest and bought myself all the skill training lessons that were available. I went on to explore more of the world and had it my way with the dragons and the rest of the critters.

I had a tendency to play games that way: leave the scripted story and check out the harder, remote dungeons first, grind myself through them for the overkill EXP then return to the easier parts and just scoop up what had been left behind and have a vengeance (same with Baldur's Gate).

I played a dark elf. And I remember I was barred from entering the Dark Elves' hideout although my race matched and my skills were sufficient to either subdue or beat the crap out of them. Alas, it was scripted that way. (On second thought, I did manage to sneak in regardless and beat the crap out of them, but they wouldn't die.. I guess they were needed for a later part of the main story.)

I never finished the game and moved on to something else. But always told myself I might return eventually and finish it if it pisses me off enough.

Well that's the story of how I found a loophole to get rich quick in a single player RPG anyway :)


What I particularly liked was that the Dwarven ghosts (the Dwarf culture having gone extinct according to the game's story, their spirits living in the robots they had left behind, or something crazy like that) weren't made to look like overweight gnomes, but slim and well-dressed gentlemen that almost reached my height. At least I think those were the dwarf guys, were they not? Hats off to the designers! It was one of the most beautiful games ever made.


Hope you liked my story.

Nice read.

Actually... that's exactly what the teleport/recall spells are for...

What's this nonsense? And why is it in my MathMagic??

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OK. It just happened again.


How about "Snotzelpotz"?


Like in them old Brothers Grimm stories?

I don't want to be who I am.

I will never be free.

For Christmas, I want my 3 minutes back. 

Minus...


No, sir, that certainly is a thing you wrote there.  And I thought people like you only existed in fairy tales.

I only just lead occasionally.

You know what I hate about those secret service guys? They only let you know it was them a while after they've departed. Bitches.

In reference to this: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=134635.0

OK. I'll slap it right in your face unashamedly because this is Off-Topic and it doesn't matter. Some loser faggot scumbag piece of shit idiot (I wouldn't know him personally) invented a new time dial that translates well digitally, too, to replace the old one and unify all time zones in this world. And after a bit of tweaking and some digressing into megalomaniacal crap (which, for the time being, he gave up for usability's sake) he was surprised at how awfully simple it was to reinvent time and overcome the Greenwich Mean and Eastern Standard, etc. disaster as well as the daylight savings crap we all live in.

One question: Does a globalized world in the internet age really need a couple dozen time zones? Another question: Would you buy a watch whose indicators go counter clockwise? Probably not, but it would indulge the man, really.

He'd been thinking about this for years but only came up with the actual solution last summer. He can't be fucked telling anyone about the details because he's seriously interested in knowing whether this can be patented and marketed right. Then again, who needs patents when you can send those patent office folks off to build some new pyramids?... Time will tell.

Also, this ain't a priority on his list as he's got the government on his ass, an ex-girlfriend that better loses it or gets lost altogether, an annoying millionaire kid he's got to take care of and some bills to pay.

Tomorrow I'll be meeting some fairies.

cypherdoc pisses me off.

Back to the letter-sorting facility. Have you guys ever played Postal?

I've read that book. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminatus!_Trilogy)

Thought I'd share an image of my meal since everybody on the internet's doing that nowadays.
I apologize for the lack of artistic filters.

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Been admitted to the fairy cove. The dogs outside weren't fond of me though. They still think they're running the show.
Anyway, the fairies were intrigued by my presence and ask what can be done about the desolate state of things despite their outstanding efforts.

This is all part of my secret masterplan to skillfully introduce an entire community to the benefits of using Bitcoin.

Do you enjoy looking at my meal as much as I enjoy having it? I sure hope so!

Guessing by the first post that this is a woman going into labor. lol

where's the proteins ?

Looks delicious, and clearly more than enough proteins there too.

Recently, I had one of the coolest, though trivial experiences, in my life. It had been a busy week for me. I was walking home from a friend of mine very late at night and took a small detour through one of the big parks in the city. It was very serene. Not a soul to be seen anywhere and everything was covered in beautiful snow.

I was walking down this alley of trees and I even believe it was a full moon (or close) when suddenly, right above me a crow ascended from one of the branches.

What was cool about it was the power with which that crow lifted itself up from the tree, the branches shaking under its weight and the crow was.. slooooooooow. Like really slow. And graceful. I cannot understand how these creatures manage to stay up in flight when moving their wings so slowly while weighing so much, too.

It crossed my path diagonally and landed on a branch on another tree in front of me on the other side of the road. And I thought like "Wow.."... "Kinda cool." When suddenly an entire flock of maybe 100 crows jumped from their branches all around and above me and flew away in a thundering wave of flapping wings. The trees were still shaking when the birds were gone.

I shit my pants, seriously.

The first bird mustve been on a watch or maybe it was the leader of the pack. The entire rest of the flock was absolutely invisible and inaudible to me the whole time.

And when the signal was given they all acted in unison, like as if the flock were a single creature with a single mind.

Very impressive!

Well, just a little story for the time being.



Meanwhile, I battle nerve-wrecking bureaucracy, court letters and I can't seem to find a hairdresser worth his buck.

One of these buggers?
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Or did you maybe mean crow?
http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/PHOTO/LARGE/american_crow_8.jpg

Speaking about crows, I have witnessed one weird scene once, also in winter.
A small crow was lying on the ground in the middle of the road injured or something.
Two or three stray dogs were ready to kill the thing when suddenly a flock of crows (I believe that is called a murder of crows) descended from above and attacked the dogs.
They were flying very low and circling the dogs while in turn they dive fast and peck them.
We stare fascinated and we were like, WTF... is this National Geographic in the middle of the city?

Eventually the dogs left with their tails between their legs and small drops of blood were left on the snow.
I wish I had a camera back then, something to post on Youtube definitely  :)

OK. Never trust spell correction when you're just slightly dyslexic...

But yeah I swear it was flying lobsters!

UPDATE: Found a hairdresser worth his buck. I feel so fresh and rejuvenated now!

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrVC5dm5fFc)

Congrats.

You need to get laid.

Ground shaking diagnosis, psy!

Please accept my symbolical Bitcoin as payment for your professional services:

http://cdn2.craveonline.com/images/stories/2011/2012/October/Lifestyle/Winner-Bum.gif?1350985928

I don't even need to be paranoid. Be cause they all work for me.

But I do it for you  :).



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39l3sGRAwRM

I should really change my name or something..

I really should change my name or something.

You should definitely change your name or something.

For some reason or other my name may for haps sake oughteth be changered.

Mate, keep your ramblings here please.
Thread in question: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=141760.0

For my 10666th post, I'll quote goodlord666.

So let it me written. So let it be done.

Did this turn out to be dank? And regardless, can someone who's dropped acid before tell me if this is an example of the side effects?

I've never taken acid, although I did purchase a microdot once for five bucks, but was too scared to do it. So I sold it to a close friend. I asked him how it was, and he replied with, "Groovy!"

LOL. 
/me calls police and reports drug dealer

Bruno, don't let me find out that you've been "mixing" your paint for that barn wood. I don't want the cows getting high.

So what should my new name be then? ........  :-\

Moot point, for I mix milk paint (Google it!). Seriously, I do mix my own milk paint. And they're not cows! They're goats, but with you not being back home to Indiana for so long, you may have forgotten the difference. Hey! After penning that bit of humor, I came up with an idea--Goat Milk Paint.

Beautiful.

This was in fact a serious effort at creating a self-centered delusional thread and now this...


To alleviate the drudgery of life, here's an actual photo of the sky outside my window:

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As you can see, if you squint your eyes a little, it's snowing.

Thought I'd share this with you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6jVLKO9OAs&list=UUSIOLIn7ezIqxg0ExuQHDRA&index=1

It's his best mix so far. That kids improving.

(Dubstep)

Can somebody turn this Bitcoin thing off?

I'd like to get some sleep again.


Oh and I mustn't forget:

- bread
- cheese
- oregano
- oranges and/or grapefruit
- ayvar
- limes
- marijuana


And this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETNoPqYAIPI

Very nice recipe. It works!

That's my grocery list. But thanks for the tip!

Opps wandered into the weird side of the internets again..

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Goodlord66 Your batshit crazy but I really enjoyed your immerse stories.

Thanks for liking my stories whiteknight639.

A few days ago I injured my toe when I kicked a box in the apartment because I had gotten real angry at someone.

Luckily, there wasn't much damage done. Just bruised.

I had to undergo a healing process that lasts until now. But I'm feeling better.

Right after causing the damage but still before feeling any pain I heard myself saying "Let's not do this again."

Just now I remember a few years ago I had sent a letter to two Russian embassies. And I still see no results.

But that's not who I was angry at at that moment.

I later took a look at the box's contents and it rang a bell. Seven items part of things I had wanted to throw away.

Three of which were skulls, one was a pentagram. The rest were seemingly random but upon closer inspection they made a lot of sense. Powerful stuff.

But I shrug it off as coincidence.



I actually wanted to say this:


I never thought I would ever work for a company. I'd always wished to be the boss of my own world.

Now I'm here.

What a beautiful and promising company it is.

And I'm glad I'm here.


PS: Gavin's message has been forwarded to me and I agree it's a good estimate.





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Finally!





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This goes out to my high school teachers from back in the day. Shove it up yours!

Fuck. I just gave myself an electric shock.

And I was thinking: "This ain't quite the elegant solution but fuck it."

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If they give you something easily they don't like you anyway. There'd be some second thought about it.

So it's really quite open and mutual if you're being a little persistent in what you want to achieve.

They then realize how much you value them.

I just saw we developed the first presentable anonymous cash ATM. I'm really looking forward to these things coming along. I'm eyeing some potential customers.

So can I ask for some cooperation here guys?


Excuse my strange ways sometimes. It's only fair if you're trying to get a little attention for your cause.

So far we've all been doing terrifically. The baby is rolling along smoothly.

How about a little party?

I'm up for helping where I can, havnt got much in the way of funds tho.

That's the case for most of us here I guess.

But there's also a number of people with significant funds around so getting venture capital for good ideas should never be a problem.

It's about getting these ideas across and making the necessary contacts.

There's a lot of people I could be selling Bitcoins to. The primary obstacle to it being that I'm not invested enough in it personally to be really motivated to do so.

It's a little hard to sell a product you don't have yourself.

I like the idea of selling anonymous ATMs or debit cards to nightclubs or introducing a bigger clientele to using Bitcoins, which I have done successfully on a small scale.

So I'm really looking to get on the Bitcoin payroll somehow.

but litecoin