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December 19, 2012, 06:08:05 PM
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Met people from the Middle East last night, coincidentally, when I went to a random party downtown. It so happened it was an inside party of an online community I had bookmarked just a few days ago without registering. I knew nothing about the party.

Had only 3 hours of sleep until I woke up at 9:23 excactly.

Had this dream just before I woke up:

I used to play a lot of Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri more than a decade ago. In my dream I was playing it again. But the map was all glowing in abundance of energy resources near where I was going to build my homebase.
All the tiles were fiery. But positively fiery, like warm and good. Overkill potential. And it added a rich surplus of several extra nutrient resources to the homebase tile when I clicked on it.
When I zoomed the map out a gigantic Cathedral stood in the vicinity, built from map tiles. It was unguarded and ready to be taken over.

That's when I woke up.

I got a christmas package in the mail yesterday, a big one full of cookies. Ate some and gave the rest to my dad who lives alone.

My lawyer called me before and told me there was an unusually high transaction to my bank account 2 days ago. It was double the expected amount and the balance had the number 666 in it.

The Israeli girl, which I also happened to kiss, will be cooking Arab food for dinner tonight.

I don't know if I'm invited yet.

I'm off to meet friends in the city now.


(The force I felt on sunday was much different from how my dream felt. It was sheer brutality.)







Welp, that certainly is a thing you wrote there.  I too have dreams and receive presents.  Lets be friends, we can hold hands and speak in riddles to each other forever.
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December 20, 2012, 08:13:58 PM
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There goes the Mox Pearl  Wink








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December 20, 2012, 08:18:02 PM
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OMFG was that SIGNED?

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December 20, 2012, 10:11:15 PM
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Well... that was certainly something. How much would that have brought at MtGOX?
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December 20, 2012, 11:50:44 PM
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There goes the Mox Pearl  Wink









OMG DUDE WTF!

I'm depressed now.

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December 21, 2012, 12:03:30 AM
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Did you wear a condom?

LOL this made me ROFL!

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December 21, 2012, 05:57:39 PM
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And there goes the Timetwister!

Happy end of the world everyone!








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December 21, 2012, 06:00:01 PM
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You need help.

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December 21, 2012, 06:10:22 PM
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And there goes the Timetwister!


DUDE NO OMG PLEASE, STOP! YOU'RE KILLING ME, RIGHT IN THE FEELS MAN!

IN... THE... FEEELS... PLEASE, LET ME GIVE THESE CARDS, A LOVING HOME!

BLEASE!


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December 21, 2012, 06:54:28 PM
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People have their unique ways of moving on.
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December 21, 2012, 07:02:34 PM
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You need help.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

I was thinking of maybe taking a few days off soon to go skiing with a girlfriend of mine. We'll be having some of this beautiful white powder soon. She said it was gonna be quite a ride downhill but once you get back up there's a much better ride even higher.

I just need some more money to make it happen that's all.




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December 21, 2012, 07:16:14 PM
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I just need some more money to make it happen that's all.

Probably should have sold 'em instead of committing them to the flame, then.

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December 21, 2012, 07:17:38 PM
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So why did the OP burn his baseball cards again?
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December 21, 2012, 08:43:08 PM
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So why did the OP burn his baseball cards again?

>baseball

Oh no you D-in't!

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December 22, 2012, 09:37:01 PM
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Found the time to write a little story today:

I used to be an avid gamer and one of the last games I really played was Bethesda Softworks' "Morrowind" (sequel to Daggerfall and followed by Oblivion and Skyrim (all critically acclaimed), of which I only played Daggerfall, however).

I loved the game! The freelance concept was much to my tastes and the graphics were terrific at the time, though a little heavy on my processors. It added everything to Daggerfall that Daggerfall didn't have to make a game like that cool (I mean the individually designed dungeons and the less-to-non-repetitive missions, for instance).

Anyway, I spent about the first 3rd of the game following the storyline and going on a few quests and generally exploring the world when I heard about the abandoned Dwarven Mines somewhere I think in the north-east of the (rather huge) map. You weren't actually supposed to go there yet and my character was much too weak to beat it (or so I thought, I think it was the biggest and hardest dungeon in the game, I could be wrong, and one of the last parts of the game's regular storyline, or so I estimated). That's when I discovered how to become immensely rich in the game.

I somehow got my shit together and ventured there regardless. Had to traverse some lava-ridden mountains and dodge some dragons and stuff to get there if I remember correctly. Well, there I was with my character not fully ready and just a little more than basic weaponry and skills (far from end boss capacity, anyway). Don't ask me how but I somehow figured out a combined spellcasting/sword fighting technique to get past all those Dwarven ghosts and golden robots on a medicine ball or whatever the hell they were, avoiding fights I knew I couldn't win and pretty much cleared the place just enough to get to all the valuable artifacts: cogs, machinery discs, valves and such or similar. Those things were some of the most valuable treasure in the game selling at high prices in the towns (ignoring obscenely expensive and hard to get special items that you couldn't sell at their value's worth), but the problem was they were heavy! I could only carry some of it before being rendered unable to move and helplessly stuck to the ground. Carrying all the loot to the nearest town in a multitude of runs would've taken a crapload of real life time apart from slowing me down during fights in the open.

That's when I had the idea for a simple solution: I used to always have a teleport spell active that allowed me to teleport to any single destination on the map you "spawned" it from (usually a town with one of those insect blimp ports in the center of the world that would allow me to travel long distances fast, I think it was that forsaken desert town by the name of whatever..) Those blimp rides were expensive though and I hardly used them. The real reason for the teleport spell was to escape whenever I got stuck in the bushes somewhere not having saved the game in a while which occasionally happened (and occasionally happens now, if you know what I mean; took a lot of frustration off me.)

So instead of just taking a handful of the heavy stuff and a bunch of inventory fillers or leaving the tempting loot where it was which I seriously thought of doing after discovering there was a SHITLOAD of these babies, too much to carry, scattered all around the mines, I gave the teleport a try. And sure enough, that paid. I'd wander the mines and carry the precious metals piece by piece to a cosy spot in the hallway, neatly piling them up to a pyramid of "holy fucking shit that's alot of cogs!" then position myself calmly in the middle of that pile and filling my inventory up with it. Couldn't move an inch but surely my teleport spell could. After testing the teleport I had travelled back once more to spawn its destination to be the front door of a merchant that bought at the highest prices, or perhaps I picked the one that was most conveniently located, I don't remember.

Had to teleport back and forth between the mines and the merchant a couple of times due to inventory slot limitations. But what would otherwise have taken me a couple of hours only ended up taking a couple of minutes. I don't remember what the exact amount of gold was that I held in my pockets after wishing the merchant farewell (it may have been tens of thousands) but it was so much I never needed to worry about money anymore.

Following that I could afford to equip myself with all I wanted and even a robe whose colors complemented the rest and bought myself all the skill training lessons that were available. I went on to explore more of the world and had it my way with the dragons and the rest of the critters.

I had a tendency to play games that way: leave the scripted story and check out the harder, remote dungeons first, grind myself through them for the overkill EXP then return to the easier parts and just scoop up what had been left behind and have a vengeance (same with Baldur's Gate).

I played a dark elf. And I remember I was barred from entering the Dark Elves' hideout although my race matched and my skills were sufficient to either subdue or beat the crap out of them. Alas, it was scripted that way. (On second thought, I did manage to sneak in regardless and beat the crap out of them, but they wouldn't die.. I guess they were needed for a later part of the main story.)

I never finished the game and moved on to something else. But always told myself I might return eventually and finish it if it pisses me off enough.

Well that's the story of how I found a loophole to get rich quick in a single player RPG anyway Smiley


What I particularly liked was that the Dwarven ghosts (the Dwarf culture having gone extinct according to the game's story, their spirits living in the robots they had left behind, or something crazy like that) weren't made to look like overweight gnomes, but slim and well-dressed gentlemen that almost reached my height. At least I think those were the dwarf guys, were they not? Hats off to the designers! It was one of the most beautiful games ever made.


Hope you liked my story.


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December 22, 2012, 10:22:21 PM
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Nice read.

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December 23, 2012, 12:48:08 AM
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Actually... that's exactly what the teleport/recall spells are for...
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December 23, 2012, 04:45:40 PM
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What's this nonsense? And why is it in my MathMagic??





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December 23, 2012, 07:52:50 PM
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OK. It just happened again.


How about "Snotzelpotz"?


Like in them old Brothers Grimm stories?



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December 25, 2012, 04:18:53 AM
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I don't want to be who I am.

I will never be free.




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