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OFFICIAL

Website (https://penisium.org)  |  Twitter (https://twitter.com/penisiumproject)  |  YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChZwxl-PQ0Dmmtz59hB77fw)


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SPECIFICATIONS

POL (Proof-Of-LOL) for initial mining then moving to secure POW via Bitcoin (Counterparty)


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ICO

Open: 1st July.
Close: 14th July.

POL mining: 15th July YouTube live stream!


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POSITIONS

Looking community manager and reps. Please PM user 'Penisium'!


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COMMUNITY

Slack (https://join.slack.com/penisium/shared_invite/MjEyMTM3NDY2ODIyLTE0OTk4MDUxNzMtNDBkNWUwMTkxZQ)  |  Discord (https://discord.gg/CZTv6px)


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More to come!

Reserved.

Reserved translate in Romanian language

Bounty translation?

LOL. Reserved for some laughs

Is this for real or what??
Very curious indeed
 :P

Hilarious!  Great project!  "Penisium"...  About time! 
 :D ;D :o ??? :P ::) ;D ;D :) ??? ::) :P

Looking forward to that 7/15 YouTube Stream...

This project is below my e-peen. Still unsure if it's worth my time ;)

No bounties, but you could enter the translation URL as your Proof-Of-LOL and see.



It's legit  8)



Haha, the stream will be great. Tune in, have a few drinks!



Daymnn, strong e-peen. Looking forward to your POL!

Do you need an indonesian translator? I am ready if you need it

I'll let my mini-peen address that, don't want to hurt any feelings :D

I will joining hope the project true, not just LOL  ;D

chinese translation reserve

Some information about the signature bounty?

the name :)

I don't think English the the first language of the OP, there is nothing like free ICO, instead use Airdrop. Also there is no detail information on how to participate in this project.

All e-peen sizes welcome :D



It's a real project, thanks for joining!



What signature bounty?



 8)



There is something such as a free ICO, this is one, it's a free initial coin offering. There's plenty of detail, go to the website to see the ICO countdown and add your email at the bottom for notifications. English is my first language and my e-peen is massive, what else do you need to know?

I'm reserving the translation in Klingon.

Finally a worthy bounty!  :D

hi dev,,
how much the total cap of this Penisium ?
and what do you mean about FREE ICO ?

Read more under the Proof-Of-LOL section. Coins will be mined on the 15th of July by judging everyone's Proof-Of-LOL. Only then will we know the total cap.

A free ICO is exactly how it sounds. The coins are distributed fairly to the community for FREE  ;)

Don't take me wrong. For me this bounty is a question of laugh or death.

Translation in Filipino and Esperanto for you guys. Give me bounty aaaarrrrrrr!  ;D

thanks for your respond dev,,
so FREE ICO just another name from airdrop  :D

what this mean about free ico ?

I like this FREE ICO, and the team has faces, will follow this thread so my e-peen can grow too. Will join all the bounties lol

Always down for fun coins

Serious...FREE ICO, finally!!!

Im watching u !!!

Good Lucky...

Your team is the best...Scammers

Reserved translate in Chinese language

WOW. so to get a piece of Penisium, All we have to do is be funny and creative?
Sounds great! Airdrop with a twist! :)
Gotta think of a very funny 69 character sentence from now on. :D

LOL... and if you read the description of each one of them, you can get a good hearty laugh.
University drop out, scammer, just got back out of jail, chef...
But the good thing here is - free ICO.
Anyway, there's bias in judging the Proof-of-LOL. But let's watch the live stream of this judging. ;D

I am very surprised no one has created a meme yet!

 ::)

How much should I spend to get a lot of LOL? I so badly want to join this ICO because as I read the OP it is so very convincing but I cannot find any Free token for ICO  ??? ???.

Anyway thanks for the laugh, I really enjoy reading the intro for this project.


It will be coming soon , i will visit this thread as often as I can whenever I get bored or need a laugh and I can not wait to browse the submitted  entries of the ICO participants, I am sure it will worht our time  ;D

FINALLY the next doge-ish coin has arrived!  ;D So (so) profit, much LOL

(and don't be foolish to think that free coins/ICO's are doomed to fail, ALWAYS remember that the first stakes of XEM (Nem) (=2,4million XEM= practically worth a house now) were free too)

LMAO nice team you got there a scammer, head chef and freaking A.I ;D ;D ;D
thanks for the laugh :D

Pretty much :D



That's the attitude! Keep following, keep growing.. your e-peen



I'm down, you're down, is everyone else down?!



We have the leading scammer in crypto, only the best for Penisium.



That's right man, you got it!



Haha ;D

There's no way to remove bias, and humour is subjective but we'll do our best to make it as fair as possible.

Should be a fun night, live stream will be recorded too for future record.



Much e-peen.



It's an experienced and talented team, all bases covered! The chef really can cook up something special when you're feeling low - my favourite is the steak.



Create one and use it for your Proof-Of-LOL?



You don't need to spend anything to get Penisium during ICO. If you want to get some after ICO, maybe people will sell theirs on the Counterparty DEX but I doubt it as people need it for e-peen growth.

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Added slack link to OP.

Also make sure to sign up to the ICO email reminder at the bottom of the website.

Which kind of wallet will be able to receive Penisium, in all its glory?

Interesting concept, Proof of LOL

Currently we're thinking of using counterparty, so you just enter a bitcoin address. For people that are unsure, they should create a wallet here: https://wallet.counterwallet.io/ and use the bitcoin address provided. This will all be explained when the ICO launches.

However, this is going to cost me potentially hundreds of $$$ to distribute as each TX is like $2.

If there are too many applicants, I'll have to use something like Waves - unless I ask for a 'recommended but not required donation' for each application?

As the ICO ends I'll have an idea for how many applicants there will be.

Make sure you guys join the Slack (https://join.slack.com/penisium/shared_invite/MjA1NTgxMzE5MzI5LTE0OTg4MTQzNzQtNTE4MGEzNmEwOQ)!

Getting excited for the ICO. Any update ?

You can find the countdown on the website!
Stay tuned

Jokes must be on "penis"?

dev when open bounty sosial media?

The team is from switzerland?

Any LOL topics should do!

ICO opens in 45 minutes, 8PM GMT.


No specific bounty for social media, but you can do a tweet/meme and enter the URL as Proof-Of-LOL.

It's almost time to decide how big your willing to make your epeen. Remember... With huge epeens there is huge weight to carry around, only the fittest survive. Assert your dominance now by thinking of be best comedy mastery you can. Its now or never.

6 minute and 07 second to go. good luck to all investor  ;D this is crazy. Your money and miner is useless here.

Feeling excited about this ICO it's about to open in a moment so let's see what happen next this is kind of new concept and I think it will become big LOL when more people will make laugh on it.

hello dev is there any bounty in social media campaign for this coin? we are willing to promote this coin to social to make it easy and more and more people would see this and more in more people like to invest with this coin if a lot of people promote this in social media more people well got interisted i was looking forward for this project

There is no bounty but there is Proof-of-LOL, so by all means use your Social Media post as the Proof-of-LOL and increase your E-Peen that way. It's now or never... We believe in you if you believe in (pen)US!!!

That is my favourite quote hahahaha.

To everyone who has offered to help out for a bounty, whether its for translation or social media advertising etc, that's great but... We are starting something new and it's called Proof-Of-LOL. We don't mean to cause offence by saying there is no bounty so you shouldn't do it, we are simply saying that Proof-of-LOL is how Penisium works and if we give bonuses for efforts not relating to Proof-of-LOL then we are undermining the entire project. This is all about everyone getting an equal opportunity to get in and celebrate the launch whether you are new to crypto or an expert. We love the support we have received for Penisium and we cant wait to dish out E-Peens that will scare the shit out of the rest of the world... It is now or never, we all start the same way, your LOLS will be the difference maker. SIZE MATTERS.

GROW. CARRY IT. SHOW IT OFF. SLAP IT ON THE DESK. MAKE PEOPLE GOBBLE IT. WE ARE PENISIUM

Penisium Update 1 - It Begins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3uC2iKQqvI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3uC2iKQqvI)

Penisium will bypass the Moon and fly straight to Uranus.

Something completely new, different and funny.
Stay tuned on high frequency.

Amazing Whitepaper!

Very well written, explained and everything else.

Promising future!

Highly recommended!
So much info and LOL!

 We will conquer Uranus!



 :D stay tuned to 8=D FM



Appreciate it, lots of time and hard work went into that.



More to come next week.

Don't be a chode, don't submit!
DOMINATE the ICO!

I don't get it. How can i propose something funny? I just dominated the ICO and i gained access to a wordPress back office but I do not see where to submit my funny story :-o.

Log in to the main website, click on the ICO icon, and have your 69 characters domination speech!
Have fun

The submit page is https://penisium.org/submit

Oh thanks Morguk. I still don't know where is the clickable icon or the link to this page on the website but thank you.

When you activate your email address it should redirect you to that page. Not sure why it bugged out, either way, dominate that ICO!

You should make a signature bounty campaign giving out mini-penisium-tokens than people will be able to then change for huge-penisium-coins. People kind of like this sort of enlargment stuff.

Lol! The only way for true e-peen enlargement is to OWN MORE PENISIUM! Dominate the ICO and buy it up on the DEX.

I don't get emails for registration on the ico website https://penisium.org/

Too bad my brain switches off when i try to think of something funny. Well maybe i'll get something like 1 penisium

I told my mother to get into the PENISIUM ICO before it gets in her.

It's all in or nothing.

It's all in already!
Domination nation.

This sounds nice on the surface but before anybody could celebrate the free ico or air drop, op needs to give us more concrete information about how we shall go about the process.

Is this an ethereum token? if yes, do we need to send any transaction fees etc.

He also said the ico begin by july 1st; how many people have participated in it ?

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your system is not working

Can you submit more than one proof of LOL with one account and?

Not sure why it isn't working for you, had more entries since this post. PM me with your email address.



Haha, the minimum 1x reward is 10,000 Penisium.



Clearly states we're using Counterparty. So far around 230 peens have participated



Please PM me.



You can, but i'll know about it and void all entries.

Hey big e-peens!
Are you making your e-peen bigger?
Any update? New team 'member'?
maumauhauahuahua

Decentralized E-Peen? I don't like what it means. I want mine big and whole.

Keep it.
In order to observe the future of sustainable development.
Why there are so many can not show the problem ???

Now this is a crapcoin I can get behind! or infront of? oh gawd you know what I mean.

I think there is a problem with this air drop website, i registered and get my email verified but to login now became a big problem; all my details are correct but your website keep on going offline.

I am sure that there will not be so many people in this air drop because the process is too difficult.

This is so funny... Is this for fun or does it have some actual things..

It has actually: a big e-peen!!!

I joined the ICO and come up of 69 characters to hopefuly get an airdrop of penisium :) the concept is very unique like mine.

I got the same error too https://penisium.org/wp-login.php
After i submitted my entry i tried to relogin and got the error, we must build a refferal system so more people will send entries  8)

I just joined the site but I am a lady so what can I put there in PROOF OF LOL? Also it is asking me for my bitcoin address and to open a counterparty wallet so what btc addy I use? I am a little confused. :)

I get the same error and can't submit my proof of lol  :'( :'( :'(

A lot of people did not get to that stage of yours and you are the first person to inform us about the platform of this token.

The counterparty online wallet can be found at https://wallet.counterwallet.io then you will fill the form with the btc address on your dashboard.

Have you confirmed your email address?

I just dipped my penisium in your submissium form ! Now what ?

Just wait for your proof-of-lol baby to pop out on July 15th!



BTW guys we have an exciting announcement coming out either shortly before or shortly after the end of the ICO, stay tuned  8)

I'm sure that my joke will not make a lot of point but i'm excited about to read the others. :).
Do you gonna make a video or something about the best?
Can we know how many participant are subscribed?^^

Yeah there will be a YouTube live stream on the 15th July 8pm GMT! It will also be saved on the channel if you miss it.

Just under 300 have submitted so far.

Our first media

Junseth's World: Episode 6 - Lesbian Seagull (https://soundcloud.com/junsethsworld/episode-6-lesbian-seagull)

Jump to 1 hour 37 minutes.

I will to review everything about this once I have some free time from all other coins. Looks like this is fun. Though comedic skills are not my forte, will see if we can earn without being funny.

A top episode, good staff  :o

I also didn't receive the confirmation email. Penisium got too scared I might dominate his tiny ICO.

Try a different email address/browser. Others are still getting in fine. Also check spam?

ICO CLOSES 11:59 PM GMT TONIGHT!

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ICO SUBMISSION. MAY YOUR E-PEEN GROW WISE"

thank you  ;)

No, thank you!

7 hours left guys! The Proof-of-Lol mining will be live streamed on YouTube tomorrow at around 8pm GMT.

There will be an exciting announcement during the live stream for all who have entered the ICO!

I don't think my Penisium can handle 7 more hours

That is what I like, really innovative concept haha!

The ICO should reach its climax in minutes now  :-*

The ICO has now ended!

Thank you to all who joined us! Updates tomorrow for the proof-of-lol judging. May your e-peen grow wise.

Getting excited for the livestream ! Thanks dev. Hoping to see this coins in exchange soon.

I'm glad to be part of this, I missed the live youtube stream. Can somebody brief me on what the announcement was

How many proof of lol entries where there dev?

Please remember me when the results are due!
Waiting for some fun!

I think it's today (july 15th) at 8:00 pm UTC

It would have been great if you had posted the link to youtube. Happy to be a part of Penisium.

I found that channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChZwxl-PQ0Dmmtz59hB77fw Maybe it will be there
But I think they will announce the good one here when the broadcast will start.

WELL DONE ALL!

Beers ready, reminder on my phone... just waiting now!

Hi guys. Is the plan still valid about live stream 8PM GMT ?  2hours to go?  I think its will be interesting

LIVE STREAM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb7VxtWtd3s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb7VxtWtd3s)

Watching it now, some entries are worth to laugh. hope my entry will receive bigger e peen.

Any word on coin distribution?

maybe a good idea to place all the jokes on bitcointalk with jokes and winning amount , i was to late to see the live version and otherwise i have to scroll 4 hours

I would like to know if the distribution has been done already, if not done yet when?...We're the comic relief community of the crypto market!

Are there any news about the distribution of coins? It seems ICO was closed on July 14, and today is July 16

Watch the videos, all the Proof of lol has been rewarded with penisium. If you did not send your entry then you are late.

I still await for my own reward, it's past 15th July and nothing has been received....what is the problem?

Probably devs are sleeping  8)

I can't wait to show off my little e-peen.

Proof-of-LOL?... I don't like it, it's so yesterday. Proof-of-yolo is the future with its total decentralization and randomization protocol.

Proof of lol has a nice concept which makes it to stand out among other previous ICOs that only need money for their own need

Devs are not sleeping, it's you who's not following the project.

They checked all the Proof of LoLs tonight https://youtu.be/Nb7VxtWtd3s

They promised to post a list of jokes and results.

It was entertaining, too bad it was too early to sit down and join for a drink or seven.

I was there on live stream , they were probably sleeping after that so i don't know who is following more

Stream ended 16 hrs ago... But I misunderstood you, sorry.

I'm really excited to see what will be their next steps :)

No problem of course , i was just saying probably they needed some sleep after . I really like the concept too , we just need to wait and see i guess :)

I have partecipated to the ICO with a very cool proof of LoL because I am so intelligent, but my E-peen capital is still zero. I find this hilarious. Since this is so hilarious, will I get a 100X big Penisium in my large enough but still empty wallet?

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One more thing: I didn't receive my bounty for my translation in Klingon. Of course none of you earthlings can read it because you are no Klingons, and only Klingons can see the Klingon alphabet. However I should not be pen-alized for that this way, but the other way.

Do we have any news ?

CryptoRobert who told you that you are intelligent?...my own proof of Lol is the best ever! Hehehehe. Don't take me serious I'm on joking around

Hey guys!

We couldn't quite finish them all on the live stream so I'm going to judge the rest in a moment offline. All the results will be uploaded to the website and a link will be posted here.

I'll then probably distribute the Penisium to the bitcoin addresses tomorrow. However I am going on a short break Wednesday, so if I don't have time tomorrow I'll have to postpone it to the weekend.

If you were lucky enough to get a card, this will be distributed on the weekend. BTW our entire card platform will be introduced in the near future!

I watched nearly all the 4h live (in replay :°) and I think I got x5 (if you didn't change after).
But some video/picture got good review, I didn't know that link were allowed...

I just skimmed the video to try and find mine, got a lower level card. successkid.jpg   Do you know if anyone got the highest reward?  I didn't see any.

In the live video nobody did , i think only a 100x if i remember right

Someone know how the will sent penisium ? I jUste put my Coinbase adresse when i have fill my account information.
And it is possible to have see my account somewhere ? I havent received any mail or find where i can login.

The man in the mirror told me, he's always right.
And you should stop joking, the ICO is over, no more Penisium for your late jokes!

apply for free ico but , when we will get ours coin? thanks

I skimmed through the video looking for my submission but it either wasn't included or I missed it. Any plans on releasing all of the jokes with associated rewards?

Devs are active on slack. You have a reply just there!
TL:DR: results will be posted tomorrow on their website.

That is the copy/paste from dev.


"Yo guys, sorry for delay. Lot's going on.
Tokens will probably be distributed tomorrow. And if you were lucky enough to get a card that will be distributed on the weekend.
There's a few we couldn't get through on the night so i'm going to judge them offline, but I'll upload all the results on the website by tomorrow too."

Thanks to the both of you for youre response. If waiting is what I need to do to get the answer then waiting is what I shall do. I'll spend that remaining time

Penisium is kind of shrinking... no E-peen in wallets... LoL hash is down to new lows and Penisium may suffer any moment a 51% attack of FUD hash...

I see big trouble with that future coin.

I don't understand what this coin for

this is a shit/trollcoin

I like there idea to make something differently from other coins.
Humor is healthy in this line of work. :)

With the amount of work devs put in this project, it's not a shitcoin. Compare to plain text ann pow\pos scrypt shitclones with 1 activity devs...

With the amount of coins being given I would call this a faucet more than an airdrop. Not that there is anything wrong with that. You might want to change the title of the thread to include free coins. People love free stuff.

Any update, coz my wallet is still zero

We probably need to wait for the weekend for new updates

wasn't there today a list with all participated and the rewards they won???

I guess it was all just a joke. No follow ups. No Penisium for most of you, and the few who got it in their wallets can now spend their time endlessly playing with their own Penisium, but it won't grow. Enjoy.

Hello,

Very interesting project
If by chance you need it, I would be very interested in contribute to your project with, a professional quality, Portuguese translation for the BtcTalk official thread and also other elements, as the White Paper, Website, articles and interviews.
Let me know if you are interested.

previous jobs:
-- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1786648.0
-- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1767517.0
-- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1792597.0
-- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1794030.0
-- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1751650.0
-- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1728455.0
-- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1766556.0
--------------- and more----------------

Good luck and best regards,
Raxitto A.

The devs are not active? Or they are busy working something development on the penisium?

How is that FUDhash effects the penisium network cryptorobert :D

If the tokens are not distributed this weekend probably the project is dead before being alive sadly  :(

FUDhash is skrinking all aspects of Penisium, E-peen becomes invisible, wallets become dry. I think I will create a ViagraToken to be analairdropped on every proud holder or semi-holder of Penisium. This should revitalize the nework.
Or not.

I watched the live PoL, and I gotta say, this can't still be a hangover, otherwise, I'm going to say the Americans would take them in a drinking tournament. I think a future event with a worldwide panel of judges might produce a better reception when it comes down to fair and balanced judgement of humor. At the end of the day, I gotta accept this all must have been one big joke to see how much time they could get people to invest into their game.

You win!
Funniest post of the thread!

I was on holiday for a few days!

Back now. Going to upload the proof-of-lols on the website and everyone's reward today and then move forward with distribution.

I tried to apply for this giveaway but it is just not too friendly because the website does not send the required code to my email, i do not know if i am accepted or not above all, good luck to you dev on this project.

Of course. Once you activate Proof of LoL there's no way to extinguish it apart from death, and it would just grow and spread everywhere.
Perhaps devs should award Penisium also to the funniest posts on thread. Proof of LoL has escaped their exclusive control now that thread partecipant are starting to perform Proof of LoL by themselves.
So just widen your Proof of LoL concept and so make more Penisium hodlers, devs!
LoL.

Wellcome back dev , i am so confused if the project will be stop , i am join airdrop and follow this thread
I have think so hard to make proof of lols  ;D
Waiting reward ,hope i got it

Very excited about this project , waiting for more good news !

I think dev and team are Comedian,  this crypto will used to appreciate how comedy is made by a funny People, every Comedian is People  but not every People a comedian

https://penisium.org/ico-rewards/

I got bronze card. Check yours

ICO Rewards

Click to see the ICO Rewards. (https://penisium.org/ico-rewards/)

Official asset information: PENISIUM (https://xchain.io/asset/PENISIUM)
Total tokens: 42,220,000

Asset will be locked shortly so no more can ever be created. Distribution to follow.

Lots of work to do and plans to make so please be patient guys!

Where will these tokens be distributed ?

Glad to see you guys back on track , but now i have more questions than before lol

First the "PEPECASH Airdrop" , i dont get exactly what Penisium has to do with PEPE . And second "Penisium and cards to be sent out over the next few days." , the cards are not Penisium also just bigger amount ?

Thanks !

Is Pepe cash part of the penisium? I dont clearly understand why pepecash was in the screenshot. Does that mean they will receive that too with the multiplier they receive?

really?"?"!?!?
50x mine!
Soooo glad!

Fuggin hell man. 50x I gotta dig ole bick!

I've got only 1X reward in the PEN-ICO, so either this 1.0 LoL algorithm is flawed or I don't belong here.
Either way, by by, enjoy playing with your E-peen.
And now who will translate your thread in Klingon?

Keep working hard, man! I am pretty sure your chode could become eventually up to the scope!

Where can i buy this from?

Got it reward 10x buat i am still dont know about 10x
So how many token will i am received in my wallet , maybe someone explain me about this
Btw thank you dev , read the list i will be get reward
I am lucky  ;D

Lol what was your POL?





It will be on the Counterparty DEX initially.

Distribution will probably occur tomorrow so check then.

Excellent news!
Can't wait to increase my size!

Is the distribution still really going to happen? We were promised last weekend and nothing happened up till now. I hope that I didn't waste my time writing jokes

I still don't understand how it can be distributed on the counterparty Dex if when we submitted our entries we were asked for a btc address , and not a Counterparty address!   Can you please explain me ?

For people that are unsure, they should create a wallet here: https://wallet.counterwallet.io/ and use the bitcoin address provided

the rewards x1 x 10 x 5 it was random i suppose, dont understand this number and this way to give the ico bounty! strange truly honest! anyway good luck to everyone , i got x1

well , i got 2x so i should recieve 20.000 coins , not bad for a bad joke , still liking the way ico was done

Distribution has begun!

EDIT: Getting confirmations with low fees just fine, all looking good, 1/3rd sent out already!

Good news! However there's a small issue. As I'm using a small fee for each transaction ($0.10) to keep costs down, it means Penisium wont reach your wallet for 1-2 days. That's fine but the problem is counterparty/core wallet software wont let you send any more transactions if you have more than 25 unconfirmed transactions pending. What this means is I'll have to send the Penisium out in batches of 25 every 2 days, so could take a while for everyone to receive in full.

Of course this can be solved if we can raise money for the transaction costs, but understandably I doubt anyone will donate. Here's the address anyway if you feel generous: 1KqQFVERKXLW1Nd2TBKLodp9Z3JgTFTjMH

For anyone worrying about their bitcoin address and how to get their Penisium. If you didn't use counterwallet.io don't worry, just create an account there and import your private key for the wallet/address you used in the ICO.

lmao this thing looks crazy.

Getting confirmations just fine with low fees :) 1/3 sent out already!

following ill keep an eye open

i am waiting with excitement to get 10x Penisium token

Received mine, thank you. :)  Onward and upward.

Oh, it's sad that I missed such a funny project. I try to participate in most free stuff. And that was a FREE ICO!!! And it's good to see some development here!

I received my penisium, its sad i dont see your reaction on my ICO entry. Thank you again we will hold this until we get laid.

All 42M has been distributed?

Ah I not get this coin even has reserved it

I fear my e-peen is an innie. Kinda sad, but it is what it is. I hope one day I can make it grow a bit though and maybe wave it a bit to get the ladies.

I dont know how many multiplier i got. I received 100k penisium in my https://wallet.counterwallet.io

I will try to read all the jokes ;D

You got a 10x then. That's pretty cool. Way to go and you surely got something big to swing about the room and show off with.

When can I plow my epeen into an exchange?

Still cannot see anything in my counterwallet...
has distribution ended?

Not yet, I've sent out 125 transactions and doing more each day. As I'm using low fee I can only send 25 at a time and have to wait a while until I can send another batch. You can see the progress here: https://xchain.io/asset/PENISIUM (https://xchain.io/asset/PENISIUM)




For now it's just the Counterparty DEX, there's already an order for 2,000,000 for 3.6 XCP by someone.

The short term schedule is: Distribution > CoinMarketCap > Card Platform > Exchange

I dont see where the Counterparty DEX can be found, this wil not be mined right? Do we need to send jokes again to mined e peen? I want to accumulate more  ;D

https://wallet.counterwallet.io (https://wallet.counterwallet.io), login and then click "Exchange". No one is selling yet though 8)

We will be on exchanges in the future but that isn't a priority atm.

Distribution finish or not ye? I am still not received
I am never use counterwallet ,so i am confused if i am mistake used address while join
Ico and i dont know if i am received penisium

Enter your bitcoin address here https://xchain.io/ to see if you have recieved your Penisium. There's about 60 more transactions I need to do.

You will need to import your private key into counterwallet to access your Penisium.

Received my tokens, got a 10x reward! Waiting the card now! Thank you

Received my e-peen, though it is small but I appreciate the team.  Will keep my stash and hope to see a better exchange in near future.

Thanks Dev

Bids are up on counterwallet.io
You can sell your penisium and withdraw your profit before everyone else does  :o

While people prattle on about selling their peen, I'm just over here thinking about what drugs I can find to make mine grow.

Very unwise to sell atm! Unless you are a chode unwilling to grow your member...

I have recived my penisium ,i am check yesterday still unconfirm it is so long time
But today my counterwallet there are penisium balance
Thank you , waiting next update until in the exchange
Hope penisium make value not just joke  :D

Just received my "penis"ium but they still locked up. Whelp me! Unlock my PENISium! XD

Being locked up means that no more coins can be created , believe me it's good that they are locked :D

Could someone explain(or direct me to the page) the card system and how it works. Thanks

The card platform is not up yet

Explain us what is card platform?

It's in beta testing and will be released tomorrow  :D

Wonderful news. So far the Penisium team is doing a really good job anb delivers what they have promised in time!

great i have some few penisium no worries though as they are worthy something, waiting for this promised release today peni

The Penisium Card Platform is now live!

URL: Penisium Card Platform (https://penisium.org/card-platform/)

The first version of the platform is now live and open for submissions. Expect some teething problems, but we will work hard with the community to make this the best blockchain trading card platform, all backed by Penisium - decentralized e-peen capital.

Tomorrow we will do the PEPECASH airdrop which will put Penisium into a lot of hands and will help get the card platform moving. The PEPECASH holders will also get a unique card, which will be the first card in the Directory.

For everyone who was awarded a card during the ICO

We realised creating separate cards everyone would cost too much in XCP (it's 0.5 XCP per unique card), and take up too much time that would be better spent on development of Penisium and the card platform.

So what we have decided to do is reduce the burn fee from:

Bronze: 50,000 Penisium
Silver: 75,000 Penisium
Gold: 150,000 Penisium

To just 1 Penisium. So all you have to pay is the 0.5 XCP cost to create your card/counterparty asset. Plus it can be anything you want, where as before it was going to be based on your Proof-Of-LOL. Just follow the steps on the card platform page, but burn just 1 Penisium.

We expect card submissions to start coming in over the next week and Penisium to start moving hands and trading more frequently. Once this happens we will look to list on an exchange. In the mean time, you can try and get some Penisium on the Counterparty DEX, but not many people don't want to sell their PEEN's 8)

BALLS: the E-peen foundation...
I cannot stop rofl!!!
You are just ace!

I love my e peens, i will not sell mine im inlove to my own penisium. I will surely sell mine if the value reach 69BTC. For now we shall play our own.

I'm very confused by the card platform. It is an e-mailed of course but what purpose do the cards serve. Is there a game for the cards or are they just meant to serve as crypto memes in a sense? Also, where does pepecash play into pebisium? I'm sticking around(not selling) just curious to know a bit more info than I could Garner reading.

Gotten my e-peen, however it is little yet I welcome the team. Will keep my reserve and want to see a superior trade in not so distant future.

Much obliged Dev

General Update

Card pricing can be changed weekly as BALLS - The Penisium Foundation sees fit, and will be saved on the website for future record (on submit page under table). We have decided to lower the submission cost as so far hardly anyone is selling their Penisium and people are trying to buy it.

New pricing for at least the next 7 days:

Bronze: 10,000
Silver: 25,000
Gold: 50,000
Holo: 200,000


Introducing Tags!

Tags are a way to highlight cards that are from a specific time period or special event. Tags make it easier to identify a cards age and origin and adds collectability to a set of cards.

From 1st August – 14th August get your GENESIS tag!

Learn more here! https://penisium.org/tags/ (https://penisium.org/tags/)

I posted by mistake coinbase address how to collect now.

Only good news i see here , i bought some more Penisium since the card platform, if i waited like 30 minutes more could took them cheaper  :'(

Buying penisium OTC. private message me

I am sorry but your penisium is lost forever as coinbase do you give you access to your private key as they are a hosted wallet

https://support.coinbase.com/customer/en/portal/articles/1526452-where-can-i-find-the-private-keys-for-my-wallet-

You can keep buying some more!!! Growing size is best!

The price of epeen is rising. Giggidy.

I'm curious to see where this card platform goes. I wouldn't mind making a Trump Holo card just to piss off CNN. It would be value, tremendously valueable, bigly fake news worthy.

im wondering why do we have to get the tags? what if i didnt get the tags? what will happen to my penisium?

I've checked Rustbits thread (I have a bit of bounty rustbits) - it's XCP asset too, one guy suggested pretty nice small exchange where pepecash is trading:
https://www.tuxexchange.com/trade?coin=PEPECASH&market=BTC

Maybe you can contact them to add Penisium? I checked the exchange and it looks cool :)

Exactly what I was thinking. I think Tux is the perfect 1st exchange for Penisium, their top volume is PEPECASH so should be a good match for it's user base.

BTW we've had a our first community created card!

DICKBUTTS (https://penisium.org/directory/dickbutts/)

Pardon my ignorance but can the coins still be traded once applied to a card? How does that work once the card is created using the epeen?

I dont understand that too, its getting complicated now for me. After i convert my e peen to a card. That is when i can trade right?
About the pepecash. We will receive that airdrop too?

Make a card , pay for it , sell the card for profit (ex. a bronze card will have 500 copies). The airdrop is for top pepecash holders and i'm pretty sure it's already distributed.

Very good plan. Instead of asking when polo and bittrex, find a good small exchange and continue to develop the project.

I'm really happy with Penisium development, they team delivers what they promised, which is really rare nowadays :D

Any other software to create the cards? I'm not able to use photoshop

Gimp is free and works on Mac/Windows/Linux or you can come to the penisium slack/telegram and get a commision peace done

I'm glad you think the same way :)

I'm new to the blockchain cards and know nothing about them, can you please make a small FAQ or add some links? I saw some orders for Dickbutts card already.

Slow and steady development is the way to go. Keep with the features and the value will come.

I like the fact that its early in the card production, so these Genesis cards will be extra cool, and the sounds of where things are going, I'm sticking around.

WTS 100K PENISIUM, pm me if interested

Thanks

More cards are being minted. Hopefully some rare ones too!!!

At this point they are all rare.
It's gonna be fun to watch this project grow.
The competition isn't even stiff.

So when making a card can you create one of any level or just of the level that you were gifted during the ico?  Like if I won a gold level card can I only make that one?

I believe you can make any range of cards with enough penisium. correct me if I am wrong. still grasping the idea. still new to this card thing

If you got gold you can make a gold card at 1 Penisium rate , after that you pay for every card you want to make the usual rate

The distribution of e peen done?
Am i understanding this right? E peen is what we got. Penisium is like a platform and inside that platform is the cards?

Proof Of LOL is next level. Where do i buy the PEEN?

You can buy Penisium on Counterparty DEX right now and start making your card. THere isn't a whole lot up for sale this early, but what is available will get you in on the ground floor here. I'm really enjoying the community and the humor and fun of Penisium.

I've participated and got some e-peens, but I need a simple guide how to make cards and what are they used to. My first experience with counterparty ASSets.

A simple guide can be found here.
https://penisium.org/submit-card/

Burn some Penisium depending on the card you want to make. Download the template and add your design. Pay some dex fees, submit the card and there you go!
If you need further assistance, the Penisium BALL team will help. Also, a very active group on telegram: https://t.me/penisium

finally a life saver has cums, i've been struggling so much looking howto creating a e-peen card, well this one explain the easiest way to make it.
never thought making a card would be this difficult though.
thanks alot buddy :D

More people need to start selling there penisium on the dex. i need some orders filled to create cards  8)

what is the price of peen on dex?

The price is pretty cheap right now i think, you can buy 10k peen for 4.5 xcp.

Well you need to get now before the price went to sky high, it's now or never more penis for us.  Not so many people selling penisium they prefer Hodl it. Potential token look like

Hi guys, where can i get some penis? i already hodl some byteballs and i would to like penis to complete my crypto bags  ;)

You can buy 100k from me if you don't want to use counterwallet.io if interested

Yes, the guide is great, it explains everything really good. I have few more questions, will join telegram a bit later too!
Project capitalization is pretty impressive on xchain site!

Maybe you can fill some buy order in counterwallet.io ,maybe your order can push penisium coin up above coinmarket cap radar. We need that TBH. It's will attract new investors to trade penisium. That will make something happen for some reason.

If i will sell my Penisium, how many bitcoin fee will i need? I cant sell it at the moment, i dont know how to use https://wallet.counterwallet.io/
Answers will be appreciated  :)

You need to have a balance of 50.000 satoshi in order to place orders in the counterwallet exchange. So deposit 0.005 btc to your wallet and you can start trading your coins.

Anyone interested here to buy penisium? I do have 20k on hand. Hit me up with a private message.

Hi
Deposit over
0.001 any amount
will be enough for start trading
on Dex! You can also use
the custom transaction option
to keep cost low as fees!
For 20 satoshi/per
byte! It might take few hours for the transaction get confirmed, but works fine!

Thanks!

i have 50k penisium , hit me up with good number.

I dont understand this card platform does this have value like Penisium has value now? peinisiums value is very low but a good start to trade.
the fee in counterparty i s very high though.

In order to create a card, you must burn (spend) some penisium. Hence, a card is like penisium tokens, but in another form.
I agree with you about the high xcp fees. However, you can manually change them.

Guys, please take a look at these BEAUTIFUL and funny cards: https://penisium.org/cards/  :o

I wish to have a simple way to buy them without these counterparty orders, too complicated for me :(

Yes its very complicated to use the counterparty but the value of penisium is something from 200 satoshi to 300 satoshi so i was happy that im still holding mine. If you convert your penisium to a card it might have value more.

I have 50k penisium, we can do it manually. Gimme best price. And we do it by escrow.

I suggest that you keep your penisium for a while, its value are rising and can rise more in the future.
I am hodling mine and will learn how to make a card to make it more vauluable in the future.

I don't know how to make a card, kind of complicated much for me. Gonna figure out how to do it ,I have tried to make one last time but seems like I enter some few wrong step.gonna re-do the card
 When I got some free time.

isnt their a tutorial or document elaborating more on how to make these cars, dev, can you post a tutorial or a document, it will ease and simplify this and makes it even more interesting.

I just realized that orders on the Counterparty Dex have some kind of timeout since I never used it before.  I put in a sell order fairly high and forgot about it.  I go back to check on it today and realize it's no longer there and the coins have been returned to my balance.  WTF, well that was a waste of money.  I never cancelled it manually.  That's a ridiculously high fee all things considered, I'm not using that again.  Hopefully this coin gets added to a proper exchange.

That is the nature of any decentralised exchange. You pay a fee to write the transaction to the blockchain.
Whether or not your order is filled, you pay the fee regardless.

What about adding this coin on some other exchanges other than the counter wallet one ?  I think it's the right step to make , it will also attract more followers to this project.

I dont know about the dev, they are many but the developments is slow, also the buy sell at counter wallet is at very low price and volume.

Devs are very active in the telegram group. There are lots of discussion on how to move the concept forward. Recently, a new template (template less) for cards implemented, lower price for card creation.
Card platform is in the pipeline. Other exchanges considered.

Buying all penisum, private message me

The problem is that of the counterwallet dex these cards hold 0 value .

Done pm you. Check them out, are we going to use escrow or how?

Looking forward to see this project on exchange. Is there any progress with exchange part? I think it will boost the project.

Card holders are not very keen on placing sell orders on the exchange as the demand is not high yet. Once the platform will grow and cards request increase, I think you will see more order positions.

But why would someone buy a card ? Just because it looks cool ?  And like I said , any value that it may hold it will be only on the counterwallet dex , other than that I don't see it.

Obviously, you can buy anything you like if you can afford to purchase it. The card is created by burning some tokens and asset creation, so it is another form of penisium which I think it is more valuable.

The amount of issued penisium tokens are limited so the value might go up long term, right? Because people use them to create cards and the these tokens are burnt forever.

Yes, I am hodling my penisium until almost of the supply has been burned creating card, before sell mine.

Its cheap right now and if have some penny to risk, you might wanna buy more penisium.

I am not holding much, but only 10k which I am planning to hold. I know it will be worth it. Just hodl.

I am holding my initial 50 k penisium , but as long as this coin doesn't leave the counterwallet dex unfortunately it will not go anywhere .
The crowd of this coin is only the initial members who took part in the airdrop , in order to bring more people into it we need to list it on some other exchange otherwise it will soon die  , it's price is already a lot lower since it's first days of trading.

And always are some offers up for penisium . Btw devs are working on getting on exchanges , marketcap and i'm pretty sure a wallet .

If all that stuff is actually in the works then the coin will be fine, we just have to give it some time.  It's still new after all.

https://penisium.org/cards/ - check this list from time to time if you're Penisium supporter or just a peen lover! Nice new cards!

This is an amazing news! Can't wait to see it working! Would you have an estimate of the leading time?

great news at last, counter wallet fee is like crazy high.

selling 250k penisium for 30 sat each, pm if interest

I hear that.

I'll be looking forward to the wallet, good luck. :)

Is there a list of all the entires and rewards somewhere?

You can find the proof-of-lol distribution here:
https://penisium.org/ico-rewards/

Seems the team are working hard, but the counterwallet seems very complex and i would not sell mine now.
I will wait for that developments to be announce. Penisium must be listed in other exchanges before the price completely plummet.

i understand that the telegram channel is very active but i do request that some more frequent updates are posted here as well so that bitcointalk keeps in motion as well, that update from the dev is a sign that penisium is growing.

I would agree with this.  Many people use this forum as their main go to site for information on numerous cryptos.  If some news/update is worthy enough to post in their telegram/slack/whatever then it's worth it to take a few extra minutes and pass on the information here too.

I think the coin should be at least added to an exchange, there are many options.  It doesn't have to be to a major one yet.

Hopefully the new update will make it more visible to others investors to jump in and buy more penisium coin.
It's been awhile since price moving or hopefully you will move penisium to others exchanger.  Fee too high in waves wallet.  :(

First of all, the tokens and cards are traded on the counterparty Dex, not on Waves platform!
counterparty is lowering the fees soon, hopefully there will be more incentive to place buy and sell orders.

Has there been any updates to the standalone wallet? It is pretty close to a month sense it was announced.

There is no updates being announced maybe in their website youll find your answer, this thread is not updated from time to time.
Months will be counted before its next developments.

someone sold 250K Penisiums, but i got only 10K from devs!!

So, i am a macho, yep?

Seems there is no more updates for this project? Any development of the planned GUI web wallet?
Looking forward to having some news!

Yeah I would like to hear something too.  Anytime a dev goes silent for an extended period of time people worry.  At least pop in every once in awhile and let everyone know what's going on.

Yes, completely agree. I hold some e peens and I wish this project will keep developing.

There is a web wallet up at pants.penisium.org
Users who join the Telegram room know that the B.A.L.L.S. foundation is always there

The web wallet is awesome, just use your counterwallet address and show off your e-peen and its length.

I replaced my xchain bookmark because pants is nicer to look at.

Its been 2 days now and i dont think i bought that e peen from counterwallet, bitcoin blockchain are still congested with transactions.
I hope my transaction confirmed soon.

Wow nice, I'll take a look at web wallet and will try to join telegram. Still holding my epeens and growing them :)

Hey
It's Anoning! Just
wondering why there some graphics of pants wallet aren't included here.
The wallets looks cool. And still
on devlopment.
Personally i Like all those
feature inclusion when it's about
in wallet trading. Especially having option to fix the tx cost!
Epenners lets see by real mode
and Cheers_
https://i.imgur.com/N1g3XYE.jpg

I checked counterparty stats and there are no trades :( Any attempt to get on any even small exchange?

I would also like to see this, at least at bare minimum it should be listed on one of the many small exchanges that don't charge huge fees to trade on their platform.

With small competition among exchanges even small ones charge big fees nowadays :( Hopefully we can list somewhere, it's very big step for the project!

It's not about buying too late, it's about selling too early.
Buy and hold. Longterm. 10+ years.

Is anything happening with this coin or is it all over?  You would think any project that is being worked on to any degree would get at least one post a month from the people working on it...

Devs are not active here yry contacting them in discord or telegram, they are working and penisium has a decent price but only in 1 exchange.

I think it is already gone they didn't seem to make any progress ,
They didn't even manage to make whitepaper or their road map for their project.

What exchange are you talking about?  If you mean the counterparty dex then the last time I was there there weren't even any orders available.  The volume is pretty much zero.

Any updates on this project? i was really excited about it but haven't heard anything in a long time

It does not seem to be any development with this project. Even the Telegram group is not very active. No development discussion as far as I can see.
It is quite true, everyone had a hard penis with this project, but now that is getting impotent as the time passes by.

Sad to see nice project with no development :( I think it had 1 year anniversary somewhere in August... Hopefully the penis will be revived and stand rock solid  :D

I see they are doing a lot for developmetn of the project and there are a lot of news about the wallet. They try to do everything best. And it is very good for the investors of the project.

Ehem, it's not 2017 now, it's 2018! You link quote for very old post, I think no development is going on right now :(