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I really do understand that you must do everything to try to crush the trust in Bitcoin, just like you do with gold - but guys.. executing the largest sale in 9 days - on sunday, when MTGOX users are virtually dried out of money.. c'mon.. If you want us to believe that this is a natural market activity- you MUST try to be more subtle then that. I know you have close to unlimited budget to kill bitcoin (hell.. if I owned a major international bank, I would budget at least $100MM to kill this very serious threat - if not much more) - but you simply can't be THAT obvious. it beats the purpose.

Don't get me wrong - your efforts are good for the bitcoin economy. It scares away ignorant speculators that are selling their Bitcoins in loss - usually to those who understand Bitcoin.

Naturally, the group of those who really understand Bitcoin and its importance is constantly growing. These are the kind of people that made 20% a year in the last 10 years from gold (>500% total) despite all the mainstream-propaganda telling them that it's going to crash really really soon. These people know that the banking cartel must try to kill it - simply because the bankers are not stupid and they must know what it means for the status-quo if bitcoin grows dramatically. So really - you don't stand a chance discouraging them.

As for those who don't get it - you still have a good chance with them - but you have to do better than that.

I'm trying to help you because whenever you succeed in creating a market panic - it means that Bitcoins are tranferred from those who don't get it - to those who do - and that's a good thing.

Yours truly,

A Gold & Bitcoin owner.

EDIT: Sorry about the spelling, as you can probably guess from my username - English is my 2nd language. Please let me know about any other speller-proof errors. Thanks. (and feel free to make fun of me as long as you still enjoy it :))

im not out of money on any day

LOL...

Good form, chap.

LMAO

sure you are.  you're running out of Bitcoin to sell as we speak.

Hey Synaptic,

i'll bet you 100 BTC right now that the exchange price will be higher one year from now than it is today in USD terms to be held in escrow.  How about it?

Just in case the OP is given an short elementary spelling education and edits his thread title, the continuity of the image being pasted is he wrote

"Deer Agents - you are TOO obvious! $120K sale on SUNDAY? (largest in 9 days!"

Also, I raise you this:

https://i.imgur.com/ALs9L.jpg

In the Game of Bitcoins, you Sell, or you Buy. There is no middle ground.

I sold all my bitcoins last week

good, one less seller.

Lol, I can only hope to fathom how you dug up such an apropos example.

Kudos.

how about the bet Synaptic?

obviously - he will not go for it since he knows who pays him, and he know that they failed with gold.

shhhhh, i'm hoping he's as stupid as he sounds.

actually he knows that all the pay from his handlers will be wiped out by his loss on the bet.

you need to replace the deer with a Bull's head b/c Bitcoin is gonna blow the heads off all the doubters.

Didn't see your bet as I was busy posting my Game of Thrones macro.

Firstly your bet is based on malformed premises.

Secondly, I don't want 100BTC now or in the future.

But thank you for the offer, though I must politely refuse.

Oh yes, what a fucking lesson he's teaching here today...

He's willing to stake 100BTC on a meaningless date in the future that his obsession will be valued higher than sinking price of today...


Profound.

Synaptic: 

ask your banking handlers about Bull markets and the power they have.  they know all about them in the context of the stock market, subprime loans, CDS/derivatives, oil, wheat, rice, real estate.

unfortunately they badly missed the greatest bull market of the last 11 yrs in gold/silver.

and they are using you as they miss the Bitcoin bull thats just getting started.

this will be a Bull market for the ages and will blow the sh*t off their doors.

i'm waiting for your response on my bet.

I guess this would be the perfect opportunity to go ahead and point out that unless the OP is posting some very well shrouded satire that he's a completely fucking loony retard...

But I'm waiting around for more great image macros...

thought his bet was for USD not BTC...............

Lol, here's my SECOND response, genius:

"FUCK. YOU."

ok, lets do it.  we'll use BTCrow as the escrow.  when are you willing to post the 100 BTC?

you're a brainless twit as your foul language clearly demonstrates.

Finally some tits on this forum. That deer as some huge nipples LOL

actually i really want a piece of your ass Synaptic.  i'll take BitMoles bet AND yours if you're willing to put your BTC where your mouth is.

Synaptic: Its so obvious what you're doing, and that you're working, its like watching a child try to be clever.

You're a schizo-affective retard as your entire text corpus blatantly demonstrates.

lets just cut out all the brainless foul language and cut to the chase since you obviously know where the price of BTC is headed:  TAKE MY BET!

took you 2 min to back out of the bet.  you should think before you post.  i have and i'm ready for you or Synaptic.

right. like all the other "goldbugs" retards that made in the last ten years more than what your handler pays you, without having to lie for a living. But hey - as I wrote before, I think that what you do is great for all of us - you get a good salary, and we get kick ass early Bitcoin adopters that are actually smart and knowledgeable.

I personally think that the world would be a much better place when Bitcoin takes over - if you're successful in scaring the stupid and ignorant away.

instead we get Synaptic.  oh wait...

http://people.uwec.edu/MEINHOJE/Images/deer-in-a-rifle-scope.jpg
Considering the direction this thread went.

aim at his head; thats Synaptic.

Contact your physician if hallucinations persist.

I'm no expert but it sounds to me your haldol/blood mixture is running a bit lean.

i'm not about getting into fights but having grown up in a bad area, i know when i need to stand toe to toe with bullies.  do expect to get hit when you jump into the middle of a street fight.

still waiting Synaptic.  how about the bet?

How about a kiss, instead.

Just a little one, on the mouth.

No homo.

look, i've thought about how to handle these forum trolls a long time and very carefully.

the best way, IMO, is to ask them to put their money where their mouths are.  weeds out all the chaff.

I think we found our sub-deer-agent in this thread

you're a coward and a weenie.  go away.

Hey look man, I'd love to put some money on the line, but unfortunately my handlers only pay me in strips of fabric in assorted plaids and stripes and sexual lubricant.

Loads and loads of sexual lubricant.

I haven't yet discovered if there's supposed to be some correlation between the remnants and the lube.  I guess when you take a job from shady spooks in a black van you get what you get.

But at least the patterns are absolutely FABULOUS.

don't tell them you admitted to it.

Hey, I'd rather move this little lover's quarrel over to PM's but he's apparently getting a tad pantie shy...

I don't know...

...is there like, a representative club or something with hot, horny schizophrenic guys that are into Sado?

I like to pretend I'm a buck in rut and I'm getting "gunned down" by a big manly hunter, if you know what I mean...

































...cause I mean gay sex.

8)

also, dicks.

you must be getting paid "by the post".

still care to bet?

I'll bet you go all night, don't you Cowboy.

Show me how they handle forums trolls in a "rough" neighborhood.

LOL.

but he's so sure BTC is headed off the cliff.  if i was as sure as him, i'd bet the money since i'm sure he has some of it.  or get a loan.


i want him to feel the pain now.  otherwise we all have to live with him for another year.

Ouch.  Oh yeah, I like it rough.

Can I call you daddy?

Spank me like your daddy taught you.

http://sharetv.org/images/game_of_thrones/cast/large/renly_baratheon.jpg

Seriously, Are we gonna fucking do this or not Ser Flowers...

LOL, i'm gonna have to call your banker boss and tell him to change your contract from "posts" to "effect on price".

You're cute when you smile.

Bitcoin will suffer a fan death to rival all fan deaths.

Close the bedroom door, I'm breaking out the Dyson Air Multiplier™ up on this bitch.

Yawn; i think i've made all my points and declare Victory. 

See ya!

Congratulations on your Victory!

Here's little star sticker and a one way ticket to my 4 post bed ANY day, handsom.

This thread has consumed already to much bandwidth.
Stop using this forum as your daily image board.

That's no excuse.

Not sure if you were serious in your request, but here goes...

its.

than.

truly.

Why do people keep coming up this this kind of nonsense !? Agents with $120k sale. Why it can't be a speculator or early adopter unloading 10k coins ? What if Satoshi wants to buy a new house and he needs to sell 150k coins ? Seller decided to sell and that's all to it. Whoever they were. June bubble is deflating. Market needs to shake out all the weak hands and replace them with new believers at a lower price.

Bitcoins was never meant as an investment for you to make fiat profits. This is just a result of people's GREED for fiat money, even though most of this same people would want a better currency, yet they still somehow linked bitcoin to $ and make a market out of it. Bitcoins doesn't need to gain value to serve its purpose. We can use it functionality if its worth $0.01 or $10000 per coin. People's greed wants it to be worth something more in fiat, so some of you could/would get money rich just because you got here early. Kind of ironic.


I guess in community this big, there will always be some tin foil cap guys coming up with thread titles like this. I bet that on UFO forums some people get abducted regularly. Mainly on Sundays. Those aliens are just TOO obvious.

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/1177/bitcoinmascot1.jpg
Get em Deer Agent.

High five man.

You gonna be at the company lunch later?

They're handing out the last of the leftover LSD from MK-ULTRA.

LOL Impossible for English. I really think all English teachers and majors are trolls. Tell me where the hell is the r in colonel?

There are actually more exceptions to the "i before e except after c" rule than their are words that fit.  Read that sentence twice.

These two words are spelt exactly the same, "wound" and "wound", now tell me which one did I write first in this sentence?

wound as in as stab wound or wound as in wound the bandage around his arm? You cant tell unless i tell you.

English reminds me of games I used to play with my little brother. Like a 4 year old invented it who was mad he kept losing so he changed the rules every chance he got to make sure he wins.


"to make possessive just add 's"

cool that is easy

"well except if it ends in an S then you just add an approstophe"

er.. ok that isnt too bad I got that.

"well then their are words like It, they, we, I, he, she  and such for them possessive....."

nah I got it, to make it possessive it is just It's.. right?

"quit interrupting and no, to make it possessive it is 'its'"

isnt that plural????? oh well I'm sure I have seen it's..whats up?

"no it is not plural.. that is a contraction between it and is"

ok I got it add 's for most words just add an ' if the word ends in S and if it is a pronoun just add the S.. right? and whats the plural of it? itsss?

"No, you stupid fool! English is easy, why are you making it hard? The plural of it is 'them' or 'they' and no you dont add an S to all pronouns to make them possessive, for they you make it 'their', for she, you make it 'her' and for he, you make it 'his'..."

so what is possessive for we? wiz?


"NO!!!! it is 'our'"

Ok i give up and that was just possessives. One day English is going to have to bite the bullet, like the germans did, and clean up the mess left behind by English's organic growth.

It actually holds back the future. One of the reasons why google transcripts is soo funny, is because english is actually very messy. WE are just used to the mess as we have been using it since we could speak. It doesnt change that fact that the language has little logic behind it and the rules have too many exceptions, and spelling is just a joke.

Sorry I'm on duty tonight. Agent Dan got sick, I'm his replacement. Orders were given, and we are going to sell another 10k block at $13.00 later tonight. Shshshshhhhshhhsh 10 4 shhshshhsshhshhshhshhsshhh over.

Agent S

Narwhal tusks and bacon bits, over and out.

The irony is I live in the United States and it's trivial for me to find myself unable to order food in a restaurant because I don't speak Spanish...

Fixed, thanks Meni :)

Now all you need is a psychology professor to drop by and help you with the less superficial aspects of your post...

Oh man. Your not even funny anymore. At this rate you will be reassigned back to gold.

If I were to believe that a simple concerned citizen, that doesn't believe in bitcoin, spends so much time here to discourage people from investing, and avoids every opportunity to put his money where his mouth is - well, if I were to believe that - it would mean that I really need some help.

If you actually want to make the bet, you can do it on longbets.org
You wouldn't get the money if you won, though, it would go to a charity of your choice, but you would at least be putting your money where your mouth is.
Still, I would like to see a BTC longbet (I don't have the confidence to place a bet or make a prediction on either side).

Deer agents were nice and sold another block on Monday instead of more pain on Sunday. At first they wanted to sell more on Sunday, but it would be too obvious.

"Oh yes, what a fucking lesson..."

Full Disclosure: I did not read this entire tread. I just wanted to post my deer photo via the above quote. I hopin' tomorrow's theme is turtles.

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_987.jpg

Yeah, the most sophisticated image here. It explains everything. 

At least you didn't post, "Deer, me!"

Do you realize that 15millions of $ are enough for a 51% hashrate attack? ::)