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Title: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LoyceV on May 02, 2019, 03:41:15 PM
As TMAN just passed his 5000th post, I decided to quote some of his unique writing style (which I might have taken completely out of context, with selective snipping). I "only" checked TMAN's last 400 posts, then jumped to the classic "pajeetman" thread. Feel free to contribute more, I've only covered maybe 10% of everything.

Thule I would love to take a massive shit in your breakfast
the cult of Cryptocunt..
fuck off back under your trolling rock you piece of poo.
People don’t speak up as they don’t give a fuck, you CH,Thule and all the other idiots are screaming
Only the idiots like you who are tagged to fuck kick off.
I dislike you with a passion, you are an egotistical trumpesque narcissist with very questionable business practices
come on cryptocunt with your smelly saggy vagina and tits... Fight me  bitch!
Change your tampon mate. Your gear is good, we all know it tell fattcatt to suck on one of your snow dildo’s. We know you still got your freezer stocked for your summer freaky fix.
xxxx go have a power strum with your disgusting clit over that fatty.
" I was drunk" isnt an excuse for anything you fucking retard
You really are a special kind of retard, I’m looking forward to the mental institution removing your internet rights
shut up bitch ill buy your town!
my paddy-field residing peasant friend..
You are a special kind of retard.
I wish you the best my window licking friend
I recon the loser is on sickness/incapacity benefits for the poor state of their brain. Probably was using the forum to earn money so they can keep up the domino’s pizza habit that lead to them being a 500lb basement dwelling virgin.
Fox fuckers, cat fuckers and the snowfucker.. what a place his is becoming
Cryptohunter is a cunt.
cryptocunt still suffering from the vaginal bleeding. Glad to see that the loser can’t even win an argument with a 4 year old still.
Have a great day princess
you goons don't have enough merits to sway anything other than a little bit of piss in the wind.
best of luck though sweetcheeks
You do realise it’s only you and the resident nuttjobs who give a flying fuck what you post
xxxx sleep well princess
Watch out Sherlock, we got a badboy in the house
Anyone with an IQ above 12 realises this is horseshit - do your worst skamman - go for it, see what else you have to throw other than some pajeet level thread layout and stupid statements
Cluster2k you are retarded.
my call is that CH is a 500LB woman, sexually fustrated as the fat rolls are so big she cant even get a vibrator near it never mind a cock - hence coming here and getting kicks out of pissing everyone else off. It must use speech to text software as well - hence the incessant rambling posts as It cant be done with sausage fingers
not here sunshine!
SHH princess.
Nothing about you scares me i pitty you, “ I PITTY THE FOOL”
DT is life - merit is life.  TMAN slays another Pajeet..
Woof Woof
xxxx really missing your posts here cryptocunt.. xxxx
I dislike you on a personal level
The child has a sub human IQ - im happy to pop in and take a nice long PEE MAN Piss on him every now and then
I am not racist you moron, I have helped numerous 3rd. Worlders
you opened a used tampon thread about me, you are the butthurt one young pajeet
xxxx have fun princess
did the village goat cheat on you last night or something?
I piss all over you little boy..
you must be into water sports as well as the goat fetish.. poor little pajeet..
Pajeetman the goatfucker I do worry why you care so much about my cock working..
anyone with any level of intellect can see that you have failed miserably
you do not have the mental capabilities or the minerals to win a battle of words with me
Fuck you, you bitch stripper, I buy your town. You smell and cheese feet
now jog on princess, I think your local shop is having a nice sale on tampons and thongs.
FYI - you are still a shit posting fuck... great to see the vaginal bleed going on here.
my little beef flap friend
PEE MAN Pissing on the Pajeet poster....
please stop with all the comments of a 12 year old virgin
I have children, sweaters and sneakers older than you
lots of love my little Pajeet goat raping bounty hunting 3rd world uncle fucker...
now young bounty fuckface... tell me more


Self-moderated to stop spam. Well, that failed :(

And yes, I was bored :P


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: 2girls on May 02, 2019, 03:50:23 PM
Are you saying these are great posts ?  ???


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on May 02, 2019, 03:53:16 PM
ah man, I make myself laugh.. seeing them all in one place is awesome, especially out of context.

I'm out of merit otherwise I would rain on you for this dude.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: owlcatz on May 02, 2019, 03:54:55 PM
Fucking Epic.

I suggest a bounty for whoever can make a [good] rap song out of this and upload it to youtube.

I'll start with .05 BTC. ;D



Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LoyceV on May 02, 2019, 03:55:37 PM
Are you saying these are great posts ?  ???
No, but that's not the point of this topic.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on May 02, 2019, 03:56:33 PM
Are you saying these are great posts ?  ???
No, but that's not the point of this topic.

What? they are great posts, they show an amazing grasp of the latest blockchain technology.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LoyceV on May 02, 2019, 03:57:49 PM
What? they are great posts, they show an amazing grasp of the latest blockchain technology.
I f*cking hate poetry :(


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: AB de Royse777 on May 02, 2019, 04:00:34 PM

I f*cking hate poetry :(
Robot speaking human language :-D


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: The Cryptovator on May 02, 2019, 05:10:52 PM
What? they are great posts, they show an amazing grasp of the latest blockchain technology.
Great project created by LoyceV ;). Great achievement with great poem @TMAN ;D

LOL.  "Nice project!".  Don't know if you meant that to be ironic (or whatever).
LOL, you also confused ;)


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: yogg on May 02, 2019, 05:24:36 PM
I "only" checked TMAN's last 400 posts

It never takes much time to recognize true artists, deep down at the core of their soul.  ;D
I like that compilation ! Thanks


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: The Sceptical Chymist on May 02, 2019, 05:24:36 PM
I suggest a bounty for whoever can make a [good] rap song out of this and upload it to youtube.

I'll start with .05 BTC. ;D
Wow!  Man, if I had any rapping talent and video-making ability I'd take you up on that in a heartbeat.  I bet you'll get some attempts for a reward that high.

Are you saying these are great posts ?  ???
If LoyceV is not, I am.  TMAN has a certain anger-boiling-over quality to his writings, which I find amusing.  True, none of them are going to help you learn about bitcoin or anything else, but for the context those posts were made in, they're pure gold.  I would consider them to be almost exquisitely vile trolling posts, except I don't consider TMAN a troll.  He just states very crudely what a lot of us are thinking but won't write.

Great project created by LoyceV ;). Great achievement with great poem @TMAN ;D
LOL.  "Nice project!".  Don't know if you meant that to be ironic (or whatever).


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Halab on May 02, 2019, 05:34:40 PM
I don't see my favorite reply from TMAN:

Arguing with an Idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon.. no matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut about like it won anyway...

It provides a good summary of the "debates" of recent months. Reply of the year 2019 (for me).


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: eddie13 on May 02, 2019, 05:52:13 PM
Vulgar personal attacks, name calling, and condescension, are not impressive to me in the least, but I fully support the freedom to do so..

I don't see my favorite answer from TMAN:

Arguing with an Idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon.. no matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut about like it won anyway...

It provides a good summary of the "debates" of recent months. Answer of the year 2019 (for me).
Plagiarism!!
No not really. It is just a very common saying, so common that it gets the pass (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5106501.15), and rightly should..


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: nutildah on May 03, 2019, 03:14:23 AM
He is definitely of the the more entertaining posters in the forum. Since everything we have to base anything on is written, words are the only way we have to express our personalities. A lot of posters I can't tell from one another, they fail to distinguish themselves. TMAN is a definite exception.

Im also a fan of poetry. I call this one Shitposters Haiku.

It's great project sir
You know when bounty/airdrop?
Want to earn free coins.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Last of the V8s on May 03, 2019, 11:38:11 AM
There's this young vulgarian called TMAN
Who tries to prove he's a He Man
Saying 'fuck' 'cunt' 'piss' and 'cock',
He always tries to shock
And disguise the fact he's a She-Man.


edit; not really sir, but your name. it's very hard to rhyme


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: xolxol on May 05, 2019, 01:31:42 AM
if someone new posts like these shitty nonsense,they would get banned but this idiots are keep saying stupid things like a shitposter.Ill give my testacles to you so you can have more balls than a normal person you deserved an extra ball plus some neurons.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Vod on May 05, 2019, 01:43:17 AM
if someone new posts like these shitty nonsense,they would get banned but this idiots are keep saying stupid things like a shitposter.Ill give my testacles to you so you can have more balls than a normal person you deserved an extra ball plus some neurons.

I don't think you have any testicles, do you?  Isn't that why you created the new account?  :P


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: suchmoon on May 05, 2019, 01:45:34 AM
if someone new posts like these shitty nonsense,they would get banned

No one's gonna get banned here merely for posting nonsense or PG13 words. You gotta break some actual rules to earn a ban. Like posting off-topic nonsense, or plagiarized nonsense.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on May 05, 2019, 06:42:31 AM
if someone new posts like these shitty nonsense,they would get banned but this idiots are keep saying stupid things like a shitposter.Ill give my testacles to you so you can have more balls than a normal person you deserved an extra ball plus some neurons.

Out of my last 400 posts and a large thread that’s pretty good going for me, I am worst IRL as a number of members of this forum I have met will attest to. Don’t forget fuckhead that I ain’t just swearing randomly in posts a lot of these are conversations.

Anyway- enjoy the growing ignore list my little ant


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LoyceV on May 05, 2019, 08:10:52 AM
if someone new posts like these shitty nonsense,they would get banned
Let's see, TMAN's first time to use these words:
fudge a clusterfuck
half fucked
fuck it
It's really like he was slowly building up to reach his full potential :D It didn't take him long when he was a Newbie.

idiots will deny

spreading shit

5 major kinds of retardation

roll this bitch

put the Tampon away

Later on, the poetry evolved:
Night night princess

charge all the Pajeets $300

Mr Cryptocunt


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on May 05, 2019, 08:51:04 AM
See the level of cuntyness from me is consistent


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: HCP on May 09, 2019, 07:45:29 AM
Wow!  Man, if I had any rapping talent and video-making ability I'd take you up on that in a heartbeat.  I bet you'll get some attempts for a reward that high.
Bars! (https://youtu.be/N1-pje_aYt0?t=72) orrr... something. ::)

And based on some most of the content on YouTube... you don't need any talent or ability :P


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: 3dOOm on May 09, 2019, 02:11:55 PM
Another round of poetry  ;D
HI Shitposter.
Fucker...
Go do that and I hope to fuck you get punched square on the nose...... you call Lauda a cancer, look in the mirror and stop fucking moaning.
....
 I may end up with egg all over my face, balls, dick & feet... but I may be right ................ sending you a picture of me rubbing £50 notes on my titties...
....
dont call me out biatch!!
.......
roll this shit - lets gamble baby
I did it to piss you off...
one merit for giving me eye cancer... 


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: WhyFhy on May 09, 2019, 03:55:06 PM
Fucking Epic.

I suggest a bounty for whoever can make a [good] rap song out of this and upload it to youtube.

I'll start with .05 BTC. ;D




Im totally down to try this! Ill sort out some lyrics.
Can microsoft sam or something rap it? You know pullin up to the brothel with a plate full of waffles style?
Im dead serious BTW, but I dont want to start if someone else is on it .


-Already got one of my friends looking into helping me with this  :D waiting on your response ! Real studio , no microsoft sam lol


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on May 09, 2019, 04:08:40 PM

Im totally down to try this! Ill sort out some lyrics.

do it - merits will be rained on entertaining attempts.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: WhyFhy on May 09, 2019, 04:14:51 PM

Im totally down to try this! Ill sort out some lyrics.

do it - merits will be rained on entertaining attempts.
Bet. Its going down .


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: WhyFhy on May 10, 2019, 09:28:19 PM
I am sorry but I think this auction is in poor taste. The guy made millions and had 1000's and 1000's of litecoins and sold them all at $300 and he has the audacity to sell these coins for his own profit? Donate the proceeds or something. Im sorry, I dont mean to be rude but this just doesnt sit right with me.

do you really think anyone bidding here gives a flying fuck what you think? Charlie is practically a deity here and he can do what the fuck he likes, he is so easy to deal with an absolute fucking legend in the community and the fucking creator of LTC.

now fuck off mr Pajeet and let the big boys bid on some nice things that we all want..

see ya princess.


bruhh deadaf


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on May 10, 2019, 09:59:15 PM
I am sorry but I think this auction is in poor taste. The guy made millions and had 1000's and 1000's of litecoins and sold them all at $300 and he has the audacity to sell these coins for his own profit? Donate the proceeds or something. Im sorry, I dont mean to be rude but this just doesnt sit right with me.

do you really think anyone bidding here gives a flying fuck what you think? Charlie is practically a deity here and he can do what the fuck he likes, he is so easy to deal with an absolute fucking legend in the community and the fucking creator of LTC.

now fuck off mr Pajeet and let the big boys bid on some nice things that we all want..

see ya princess.


bruhh deadaf

That bloke can fuck right off, like seriously. The prick was moaning about Charlie selling some signed graded coins when Charlie had started at face value. Some pricks need to leave the big boys to do big boy things and just enjoy the show


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LoyceV on May 14, 2019, 06:50:59 PM
More poetry:
Dude just chill, if you didn’t really care about DT you wouldn’t be banging on like when my Mrs was pregnant and I had to go to the fucking shop in the middle of the night to get some specific ice cream. Like seriously dude, you got issues.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: akamit on May 14, 2019, 08:13:49 PM
I didn't find the action post by Tman against me saying "Are you a cat fucker?" :D


More poetry:
Dude just chill, if you didn’t really care about DT you wouldn’t be banging on like when my Mrs was pregnant and I had to go to the fucking shop in the middle of the night to get some specific ice cream. Like seriously dude, you got issues.
T saying "Dude just chill" is a weird thing I guess ::)


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on May 14, 2019, 08:16:28 PM
I didn't find the action post by Tman against me saying "Are you a cat fucker?" :D


More poetry:
Dude just chill, if you didn’t really care about DT you wouldn’t be banging on like when my Mrs was pregnant and I had to go to the fucking shop in the middle of the night to get some specific ice cream. Like seriously dude, you got issues.
T saying "Dude just chill" is a weird thing I guess ::)

Believe it or not I am actually quite chilled, it doesn’t come across in messages well as I swear like a drunken sailor, age makes you worry a little less about the things that aren’t too important, plus this BTC run is keeping much more attention than the forum


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: ChiBitCTy on May 15, 2019, 06:34:09 PM
Maybe this was too many posts ago but I can't let this classic go unseen here..

"Open-Minded" you sound like a fat bird trying to convince her boyfriend to try pegging..

Desperado!


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Foxpup on May 17, 2019, 09:45:12 AM
2 types of dicks, those who are loud and proud and have no issues hiding the levels of cuntness they posses, Then there are the closet dicks, those who are small, un-proud and small - they just snipe away whenever they can, well so I have been told by a reliable source.
Notwithstanding what c******unter did to mine in turning me into a vixen, it is not entirely clear to me how a dick can possess cuntness, nor why one should be proud of that fact. ???


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: El duderino_ on May 17, 2019, 12:42:51 PM
Reputation thread.
Combined, yelling out loud posts.
Yeah TMAN’s poetry.


F*ck nutildah already haiku’d when he saw the word Poetry damn me...... ::)


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: pugman on May 17, 2019, 10:06:50 PM
Tman should definitely write some hentai poems (https://hellopoetry.com/tag/hentai/), given his amazing talent and his obsession, nae his overwhelming love for pajeets and butt cherries (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butt%20cherry) and obviously, tetzels (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tetzel).


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: MrFreeRoMan on May 20, 2019, 09:19:44 PM
On on on on on on on on on
OPA hop stop sign style
 let's Roll!
 Heard about TMAN?
You must know TMAN!
Among the usual MAN - this is not an ordinary man
He will give a head start anyone

TMAN,TMAN, TMAN iron fist, impenetrable pot .
This is not a man-is a mutant,
And you're wrong if you thought that TMAN is not right!
TMAN - number One,
TMAN bored at home .
TMAN breaks the hands,
Feet people for fun,
Smooth TMAN,
Against scrap there is no reception,if there TMAN.

TMAN didn't even go to school,
The school went to TMAN.
From TMAN would be a good soldier,
But the Commissar pissing,TMAN call .
Two hundred from his chest,
Two fingers on the asphalt .
TMAN on all don't give a shit!

TMAN again throws a sucker!
TMAN does not laugh ever,
Very healthy TMAN,
TMAN - master of sport of all sports.
If he dies, TMAN will come back to life.
TMAN-rap star, Da TMAN a bandit.
Trust me, you don't have to pop the TMAN in bits.

Respect TMAN
From MrFreeRoMan

Yo


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LoyceV on June 18, 2019, 05:02:09 PM
taken completely out of context
Here's a new one:
fiat currency and the mental state it has left me in has caused severe damages to me, I don’t sleep at night


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Quickseller on June 18, 2019, 05:25:56 PM
All this reflects poorly on FortuneJack. I am surprised that FJ wants to be associated with that kind of language.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on June 19, 2019, 06:45:25 AM
All this reflects poorly on FortuneJack. I am surprised that FJ wants to be associated with that kind of language.

Ok fella, whatever you say.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: otrkid1970 on June 19, 2019, 11:27:24 AM
Ahahah his insults are legendary LMFAO


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LFC_Bitcoin on June 19, 2019, 11:41:33 AM
All this reflects poorly on FortuneJack. I am surprised that FJ wants to be associated with that kind of language.

TMAN don’t give a fuck
He’ll dial QS’s ma for a suck

Man will spray red paint for days
FortuneJack, whatever it pays.

Window licker, cunt, wanker, scam
TMAN tagging whilst he snorts a gram





Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: cissrawk on June 19, 2019, 02:33:12 PM
TMAN don’t give a fuck
He’ll dial QS’s ma for a suck

Man will spray red paint for days
FortuneJack, whatever it pays.

Window licker, cunt, wanker, scam
TMAN tagging whilst he snorts a gram
The flow is really good here. Turn this into rap song, Lol.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: ChiBitCTy on August 07, 2019, 05:51:57 PM
Bump:
think of yourself like my morning shit, flushed away and inconsequential.

 :D :D

Beat me to it. I literally just copied the code for this, certainly deserving!


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: suchmoon on August 07, 2019, 05:56:56 PM
I disagree with this. Morning bowel movements are very important, certainly a lot more important than cryptowhatshisname. Ima red-trust tea man for misleading poetry.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: ChiBitCTy on August 07, 2019, 11:13:37 PM
I disagree with this. Morning bowel movements are very important, certainly a lot more important than cryptowhatshisname. Ima red-trust tea man for misleading poetry.

I agree, thank god for my morning coffee ☕️


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: DaveF on August 09, 2019, 06:37:14 PM
@LoyceV I would like to thank you for the bump a few days ago.
I did not see this thread the 1st time around.
I have now captured the TMAN quotes you have posted and added them to my quick insult macro for the motorcycle forums. 1

-Dave

1 If you think stuff gets heated and nasty around here, visit some motorcycle boards and wait for the "are 3 wheelers actually bikes" and the "Metzeler vs. Pirelli for supersport" arguments.
We are a bunch of polite people discussing the weather if you look at some of those flame wars.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on August 10, 2019, 10:37:29 AM
@LoyceV I would like to thank you for the bump a few days ago.
I did not see this thread the 1st time around.
I have now captured the TMAN quotes you have posted and added them to my quick insult macro for the motorcycle forums. 1

-Dave

1 If you think stuff gets heated and nasty around here, visit some motorcycle boards and wait for the "are 3 wheelers actually bikes" and the "Metzeler vs. Pirelli for supersport" arguments.
We are a bunch of polite people discussing the weather if you look at some of those flame wars.


Oi.... 0.0001BTC per copy post please

Xxx


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: ChiBitCTy on August 10, 2019, 01:40:06 PM
@LoyceV I would like to thank you for the bump a few days ago.
I did not see this thread the 1st time around.
I have now captured the TMAN quotes you have posted and added them to my quick insult macro for the motorcycle forums. 1

-Dave

1 If you think stuff gets heated and nasty around here, visit some motorcycle boards and wait for the "are 3 wheelers actually bikes" and the "Metzeler vs. Pirelli for supersport" arguments.
We are a bunch of polite people discussing the weather if you look at some of those flame wars.


Oi.... 0.0001BTC per copy post please

Xxx

This financial request will be flushed away and deemed inconsequential, like my morning shat  8)


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: DaveF on August 11, 2019, 02:19:16 PM
@LoyceV I would like to thank you for the bump a few days ago.
I did not see this thread the 1st time around.
I have now captured the TMAN quotes you have posted and added them to my quick insult macro for the motorcycle forums. 1

-Dave

1 If you think stuff gets heated and nasty around here, visit some motorcycle boards and wait for the "are 3 wheelers actually bikes" and the "Metzeler vs. Pirelli for supersport" arguments.
We are a bunch of polite people discussing the weather if you look at some of those flame wars.


Oi.... 0.0001BTC per copy post please

Xxx
That depends are you one of those fake looser bikers who can't balance on 2 wheels and has to have a 3 wheeler? If so then I can't send you BTC because we just can't be seen with or even support people like you. It would be validating that even if you can't ride you can still be a biker.

Whoops wrong forum.  ;D ;D ;D

-Dave


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LoyceV on August 11, 2019, 06:59:00 PM
That depends are you one of those fake looser bikers who can't balance on 2 wheels and has to have a 3 wheeler?
Did you mean a tricycle? :D


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: DaveF on August 11, 2019, 09:30:56 PM
That depends are you one of those fake looser bikers who can't balance on 2 wheels and has to have a 3 wheeler?
Did you mean a tricycle? :D

As I said, you have not seen a flame war till you have the if the Yamaha Niken is a "real" bike ( https://imgur.com/gallery/BkqeGsS (https://imgur.com/gallery/BkqeGsS) ) then so is a Can Am Ryker
https://can-am.brp.com/on-road/ryker/recreational/ryker-rally-edition.html (https://can-am.brp.com/on-road/ryker/recreational/ryker-rally-edition.html) and trust me you don't want to get in between these people. It's worse then getting in between 2 gas trucks hurling down the road towards each other. It's going to end in a big messy explosion.

-Dave


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Crypto Sanchez on September 16, 2019, 12:51:36 AM
Hello!
 
I have put together a rap using TMAN's words. The lyrics are 100% composed of his posts, but there may be some very minor alterations to keep the flow of the lyrics going. Owlcatz (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5138619.msg50868044#msg50868044) and anyone else who wants to contribute for this creation, please send to: 1FPppxZRmc6MeJX9AREtFmAYkHdA8j3GSD
 
Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/Cf-b6wrfqVs (https://youtu.be/Cf-b6wrfqVs)
 
LYRICS:
 
Nothing about you scares me “ I PITTY THE FOOL”
I have children, sweaters and sneakers older than you
Woof Woof
fuck off back under your trolling rock you piece of poo
 
Thule and all the other idiots are screaming
or perhaps you are just fighting out because you can’t come to terms with your own love of penis.
you are both acting like you ain't got 3 inches between you
There will be no winner if this continues
"I was drunk" isn't an excuse
for anything you fucking retard
Anyone with an IQ above 12 realises this is horseshit
do your worst skamman - go for it,
 
missing your posts here cryptocunt..
he does sound like he touches animals for fun
please stop with the comments of a 12 year old virgin
 
his medical records show all 7 major kind of retardations
my call is that CH is a 500LB woman, sexually frustrated
I bet you got no control around cake as the fat rolls are so big she cant even get a vibrator
near it - never mind a cock - hence coming here and getting kicks out of pissing everyone off.
now jog on princess, I think your local shop is having a nice sale on tampons and thongs.
you are still a shit posting fuck... great to see the vaginal bleed going on
 
 
Your gear is good,  we all know it
tell fattcatt  to suck on one of your snow dildo’s n'
you still got your freezer stocked for your summer freaky fix.
Thule I would love to take a massive shit in your breakfast
come on cryptocunt with your smelly saggy vagina and tits... Fight me  bitch!
now young bounty fuckface... tell me more
you aint a stripper trying to get me off you are some pajeet attention whore.
I am getting a raging erection just thinking about it
shut up bitch ill buy your town!
 
his medical records show all 7 major kind of retardations
my call is that CH is a 500 pound woman - sexually frustrated
I bet you got no control around cake as the fat rolls are so big she cant even get a vibrator - near it - never mind a cock -  hence coming here and getting kicks out of pissing everyone off.
anyone with any level of intellect can see that you have failed miserably
you do not have the mental capabilities or the minerals to win a battle of words with me
there will be no winner if this continues
"I was drunk" isnt an excuse for anything you
fucking retard Anyone with an IQ
above 12 realises this is horseshit -
do your worst skamman - go for it
 
Fat, sexually frustrated, ugly, possibly 1 legged, massive pimples, hunchback, 400lb in weight at a minimum, socially awkward, virgin, micropenis
cryptocunt still suffering from the vaginal bleeding
Glad to see that the loser can’t even win an argument with a 4 year old still.
 
Fox fuckers, cat fuckers and the snowfucker... what a place this is becoming
did the village goat cheat on you last night or something?
I do worry why you care so much about my cock working
goat raping bounty hunting 3rd world uncle fucker!
 
his medical records show all 7 major kind of retardations
my call is that CH is a 500 pound woman - sexually frustrated
I bet you got no control around cake as the fat rolls are so big she cant even get a vibrator - near it - never mind a cock - hence coming here and getting kicks out of pissing everyone off.
anyone with any level of intellect can see that you have failed miserably
you do not have the mental capabilities or the minerals to win a battle of words with me
there will be no winner if this continues
"I was drunk" isnt an excuse for anything you
fucking retard Anyone with an IQ
above 12 realizes this is horseshit -
do your worst skamman - go for it
 
you goons don't have enough merits to sway anything other than a little bit of piss in the wind.
im happy to take a nice long PEE MAN Piss on him every now and then
or try to find a goat to fellatio my little beef flap friend
its like a fairy tale but with more drugs and fatter women.
 
anyone with any level of intellect can see that you have failed miserably
you do not have the mental capabilities or the minerals to win a battle of words with me
Fuck you, you bitch stripper, You smell and cheese feet
TMAN slays another Pajeet.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on September 16, 2019, 07:04:11 AM
Legend whoever you are


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: ChiBitCTy on September 17, 2019, 06:13:09 PM
Never heard of a "dry lunch" before today, but made for a good laugh. (best part is this was to Roger trader Ver)
People want to but BTC not your shitcoin you fucking dry lunch. You got issues son and it’s not only the way you look


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Crypto Sanchez on September 19, 2019, 06:54:12 AM
Fucking Epic.

I suggest a bounty for whoever can make a [good] rap song out of this and upload it to youtube.

I'll start with .05 BTC. ;D

Owlcatz, do you intend on honoring this bounty you offered? You made an explicit offer of an amount and I completed this task on the pretense it was a bounty that would be honored.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: owlcatz on September 19, 2019, 09:56:36 AM
Yeah bud, give me a day or two please, I'm currently swamped and my main PC is offline. Awesome vid, no worries, I always pay my debts! Great job dude! :D


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Crypto Sanchez on October 01, 2019, 04:01:28 AM
Yeah bud, give me a day or two please, I'm currently swamped and my main PC is offline. Awesome vid, no worries, I always pay my debts! Great job dude! :D

Patiently waiting as the market tanks...


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: owlcatz on October 02, 2019, 02:15:32 AM
Yeah bud, give me a day or two please, I'm currently swamped and my main PC is offline. Awesome vid, no worries, I always pay my debts! Great job dude! :D

Patiently waiting as the market tanks...

Lol... we don't count bitcoin in USD here. Anyhow, here's your .05. Told you to be patient, I got my PC back online. :P

7793da55e0b4e0f932aba8a6e66e3694aef070618ad0ecbdc6d47beef4e990e3

Cheers and good work. Bounty paid. ;D



Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Crypto Sanchez on October 02, 2019, 02:55:24 AM
Yeah bud, give me a day or two please, I'm currently swamped and my main PC is offline. Awesome vid, no worries, I always pay my debts! Great job dude! :D

Patiently waiting as the market tanks...

Lol... we don't count bitcoin in USD here. Anyhow, here's your .05. Told you to be patient, I got my PC back online. :P

7793da55e0b4e0f932aba8a6e66e3694aef070618ad0ecbdc6d47beef4e990e3

Cheers and good work. Bounty paid. ;D



Payment received. TTY!


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: POOPSEC on November 10, 2019, 10:12:05 PM
Here's a New One (https://soundcloud.com/user-954432112/tmangled/s-SQ4PZ)

RIP ZEPHER, NEVER FORGET


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: owlcatz on November 11, 2019, 02:20:00 AM
Here's a New One (https://soundcloud.com/user-954432112/tmangled/s-SQ4PZ)

RIP ZEPHER, NEVER FORGET

Fuck yeah, great job. I should have paid you instead of the last fuckin noober.... :P


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on November 11, 2019, 05:43:44 PM
Here's a New One (https://soundcloud.com/user-954432112/tmangled/s-SQ4PZ)

RIP ZEPHER, NEVER FORGET

this made me giggle.. got to guess who it actually is now!


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: POOPSEC on November 11, 2019, 08:33:48 PM
Here's a New One (https://soundcloud.com/user-954432112/tmangled/s-SQ4PZ)

RIP ZEPHER, NEVER FORGET

this made me giggle.. got to guess who it actually is now!
no worries you can ask the slack and they shall figure it out


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on November 11, 2019, 10:25:52 PM
Here's a New One (https://soundcloud.com/user-954432112/tmangled/s-SQ4PZ)

RIP ZEPHER, NEVER FORGET

this made me giggle.. got to guess who it actually is now!
no worries you can ask the slack and they shall figure it out

prick... tomorrow.. although I have already called it to someone else in private


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: El duderino_ on November 11, 2019, 10:39:08 PM
There's this young vulgarian called TMAN
Who tries to prove he's a He Man
Saying 'fuck' 'cunt' 'piss' and 'cock',
He always tries to shock
And disguise the fact he's a She-Man.


edit; not really sir, but your name. it's very hard to rhyme

Mannerless cursing...
Discourteous online text.
T MAN is your dude.


Damn, i'm not that good in haiku, also is TMAN R-rated for children??  :-*



Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Lesbian Cow on November 12, 2019, 02:24:21 AM
Here's a New One (https://soundcloud.com/user-954432112/tmangled/s-SQ4PZ)

RIP ZEPHER, NEVER FORGET

Outstanding work here.  #GPGL


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LoyceMobile on November 23, 2019, 06:12:59 PM
TMAN is on a roll!

TMAN has the biggest dick and balls

i've been in fish markets that have smelt of less cunt than you -twat


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LFC_Bitcoin on November 24, 2019, 02:03:24 PM
Fucking fed up of bitcoin dumping
When we gon’ see some pumping

The price starts to make you sick
No $ for hookers to suck yo dick

Halving not far away though
We’ll soon not even be able to count our dough

Guess I should stop being a loon
Cos I know we’ll reach the moon





FUCKING HODL !!!!!


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: nutildah on November 24, 2019, 02:08:12 PM
i've been in fish markets that have smelt of less cunt than you -twat

This one is pretty funny but it got deleted.

Here's a runner-up from the same thread:

I ain't angry I just don't want eye cancer, and I have kids so of course I don't like them


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on November 24, 2019, 02:18:58 PM
special props for this reply, a man after my own heart here.

What were you expecting? Do you go on your horsefucker forum and expect to get replies from altcoin activists?


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LoyceV on November 26, 2019, 03:32:45 PM
you stupid little pasta fucking pizza wanking twat
Pure poetry :D


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: The-One-Above-All on November 26, 2019, 06:48:43 PM
you stupid little pasta fucking pizza wanking twat
Pure poetry :D

Do you read this kind of poetry to your daughter ?

Does she enjoy this kind of poetry Loyce?

Are you sure this is poetry??



Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: marlboroza on November 27, 2019, 12:28:51 AM
you stupid little pasta fucking pizza wanking twat
Pure poetry :D
Ever watched Only fools and horses? TMAN sometimes reminds me of Del Boy.
Del Boy is funny.
TMAN is cool.

~
You are jealous because you are not funny.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: TMAN on November 27, 2019, 10:43:02 AM
TMAN sometimes reminds me of Del Boy.

I admit I do sound a little like him sometimes, although I think TOAA probably looks like Rodney.

Chop chop pajeet. Show funds and we can sort a bet, you have no funds so keep changing terms you twatmuzzle

 ;D

love you owl!


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: Crypto Sanchez on December 07, 2019, 11:55:33 AM
Fuck yeah, great job. I should have paid you instead of the last fuckin noober.... :P

U deaf. Found something to help you hear: https://www.dxsoft.com/en/products/calltty/
 
Thanks for all the fish.


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: nutildah on January 07, 2020, 03:27:18 PM
This is quite literally the only poetry I read, or I'm sure I would enjoy.

I cut my toe nails this morning, I am sure my toe nail clippings are less retarded than OP!

fucking useless imposer of a wanktickle. seriously dude, use some of these skam funds you made to get some work done, I have seriously seen better looking homeless crack addicts you foreskinmuncher


Title: Re: Poetry, by TMAN
Post by: LoyceMobile on January 12, 2020, 08:59:38 PM
Somehow this is how I imagine TMAN: https://m.9gag.com/gag/adKZPZZ/british-traffic O0