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Lets have some fun  :D

-Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins?
-In a cold wallet (thanks to Ann1989)

-Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?
-Because it's Crypto-night

-Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
-Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
-Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
This one is updated thanks to leea-1334 :It is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)

-How do you eat a bitcoin?
-With a megabyte.

-How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
-Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.


-This new digital currency is bitc*in!
-Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday
-Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?

-A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar
He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"
-The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."

-When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

-Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
-Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed

-I treat my girlfriend just like my bitcoin
-I never pull out.

-What do you call a Bitcoin that lost weight?
-a lite coin

-Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare
-Bitcoin Millionare: ...bit by bit...

-What do you call someone with no bitcoin?
-a bit poor.

-Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$.
-Sent via Internet Explorer.

-With all the money I made with Bitcoin I know exactly what I'm going to spend it on...
-...my internet bill.

-Tom Brady said he refuses to invest in bitcoin.
-Turns out he's afraid of inflation.

-Me: "Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
-My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around. "Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that"
-Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990

-Future rap name: 50 Bitcoin

-Why do hipsters have so much money?
-Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular

-If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
-I would have a bitcoin.

Source: https://upjoke.com/bitcoin-jokes

- I invested in crypto and now I'm a millionaire!
- I was a billionaire before.. (posted by Bitcoin_bullish)

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These 6 memes are posted by EdvinZ


NotATether got some jokes for you which he thinks will crack you up:

- What do you call a bitcoin player who died in a video game?
- Rekt.

- Where do bitcoin holders drive to after buying a Lambo?
- To the moon

- Why don't ICOs grow up?
- Because they keep exit scamming when they're little.

- What do you call a coin that keeps getting delisted?
- A DeGibyte.

- Why do people still take part in fake Ethereum giveaways?
- Because ethereum is just an anagram of here mute.

- Why are you supposed to use a hardware wallet?
- Because it's so hard to break.

- Why don't billionaires like bitcoin?
- They don't want you to see how much is in their wallet.

- Why was it necessary to mine the Genesis block?
- To make the mining difficulty higher for Klingons.

- Mt.Gox: We are closing down. We have lost 750,000 of our customers' bitcoins and around 100,000 of our own bitcoins.
- Customers: You just lost 7% of all the bitcoins!
- Mt.Gox:
https://i.imgflip.com/3lynbv.jpg

Ponzi schemes when they want to steal your money:
https://i.imgflip.com/3lynf6.jpg

Traders who bought bitcoin cash at $4000:
https://i.imgflip.com/3lym5o.jpg

Bitcoin HODLers:
https://i.imgflip.com/3lyman.jpg

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Whenever I enter the Bitcoin market during the bull run, somewhere... someone...
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Please write your own jokes below :)

Not bad, but not really funny.

*Smacks head*

That's a take off on another joke, one that I can't remember exactly, but I think it's an old jew joke and it isn't funny anyway.  I applaud the spirit of this thread, but these jokes are juvenile.  Unfortunately I don't have any of my own to contribute, tho I would like to hear some...but only if they're *good* ones.  Bad jokes make me feel like I'm losing my sense of humor.

Not even close to being funny.  I'm not even sure this is a joke.

- I don’t have money to buy Bitcoin, what should I do?
- lol How can a person who has two kidneys say that he has no money?

2017 called, they want their crypto jokes back.

...and their bull market.

:(




How about this one:

- A man enters a bar and attempts to double-spend his bitcoins.
- A man enters a bar and attempts to double-spend his bitcoins.

"When I'm very very depressed, I sent 0.02btc to Bitmex and 100x long just to feel something."

https://twitter.com/TheCryptoDog/status/1191605069738913793

What do you call a jealous Bitcoin hater? - Answer : Roger Ver.

Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? - Craig Wright <--- This one cracked me up.  ;D

How do you become a Bitcoin Millionaire? - Answer : Buy a million dollar worth of bitcoins.  ::)

How does a Bitcoin millionaire lose there Millionaire status? Answer : Buy a million dollar worth of bitcoins and wait 10 seconds.  :D

Why did the Bitcoin Whale drown in his own debt? Answer - He could not swim.  ::)

Hope this made someone smile.  ;)

this doesn't seem like a joke because I'm not too entertained with your threads but I appreciate what you write here, I think it's a question that we often hear in some media and I personally first asked my friend to teach me bitcoin also asked questions stupid like that. Friend: Why do you want to learn about bitcoin? me: because my girlfriend invites marriage

do you know sir I fly fell down the stairs of the restaurant while read this on my cellphone ,until someone said to me "you must use eyes for walking" the more laughing holding the stomach of I say "eyes to see LoL not to walk" ;D Roger Ver and Craig Wright That's the part I like

bitcoin says to one of altcoin "you will not be able to catch up with me because you are an alternative coin" hit your forehead if it's not funny :P

My comic called "The Nurbs".  It has a bitcoin story arc at the moment.  Check my other posts for more details.

https://thenurbs.xyz/Home/ShowComic?comicno=124 (https://thenurbs.xyz/Home/ShowComic?comicno=124)

Playboy; Hi girl.. is your dad a Bitcoin trader?
Nerdy girl; yes, right, how do you know that?
Playboy; because I see your father's head is round and bald like a coin
Nerdy girl; slap.. go you damn
Playboy; krik..krik..krik

a bad joke   :D

HAHAHA! And it's more like an INSULT.

That's a joke from a depressed and broke trader. Lol!

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Didn't find it funny, maybe because we're reading it? No. But I found some WITTY. I'm sure some really thought that many times.

A little boy, let's call him Bobby, frequently have sleepovers at a friends <Mikey> house and he is puzzled with the food that are prepared with every visit. This is the discussion between the little boy and his friend.

#Bobby = Mikey, What is up with the food situation at your house?

#Mikey = Hugh? What do you mean?

#Bobby = Well, last night we had steak and chips and pudding for dinner and this morning we had 1 egg and water and now we have 2 slices of bread with water again for lunch?

#Mikey = Oh, yea... My mother hates cooking, so she orders food from a local restaurant. She has an arrangement with the restaurant to pay with bitcoins.

#Bobby = Ok, but what does that has to do with anything?

#Mikey = Hey.... you got to get with the program,  the Bitcoin price fell with over 40% since last night.. It is bread and water, until it recovers for Dinner tonight.  ;)

I don't have something to share but seriously i will donate a thousand laughs on this thread  hahahaha

Will check this day after.day for good vibes and positive bitcoin  investing

Those other jokes has been released before but still funny until now lol

pictures are added :)

Is this topic not belong here? I created it on offtopic section but noone reads it there

 ;D Very cool jokes, but I think the third joke should sound a little different.
A son asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
— Father: $10.00? What do you need $5.00 for?  ;D

Well, to be honest, these are not exactly hilarious, but I've never run into crypto jokes before, so I did enjoy them.

The joke does not need to sound different,,, or structured differently, it is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en

"A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?"

And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)

I have edited that one. Thank you :)

Yes, now I understand this joke, it concerned the prediction of the Bitcoin price. I gave an example of a joke that is not directly related to cryptocurrencies, but concerns money. I think its meaning is clear  :)

Very clever I likethis one hahaha  :D

wahahahahahahahhaha,damn Trash car how can he HODL if he cant even have a good holdings on his CAR .

looking for another set sooner ,you really made my day lol

Most of my favorite jokes about bitcoin in the format of the meme

Dogecoin.  That's a funny joke.  ;)

send some

Bitcoin that lost weight -Litecoin.
Lol I enjoyed reading all of those jokes, we have to laugh sometimes to lighten our mood. And I appreciate that you shared some of this jokes relates with bitcoin.  What I laughed the most is the firefighter image.  :D

Add this up.

I think it's a good initiative! Our talks are way too serious sometimes on bitcointalk. I liked some of the jokes, so I gave you a merit, op! Although I gotta say, I am not very used to reading jokes, I am more of a meme person, like some other people in this thread. As for me, I am not good at joking or creating things, not really. But there was a time when I made some crypto-related memes, I worked for one company back then and was trying to help it that way. So now I decided to find them and post them here. It was, like, a year ago, so some of them are clearly outdated because the situation on the market is different, but still... Here they are:
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Added, Good Memes so I gave you a merit too :)

How do you know if someone has Bitcoin?

Don't worry, they'll Fucking tell you!

Ba dum bum, tish.. ;)

That was funny, it made my day, thanks for this, looking forward to have some sort of jokes from you, will keep an eye here to read more jokes and memes. Sometimes, we need this jokes/memes especially when we are in depressing moment to cheer up a bit. Will have some memes to be added here soon, will just find a good one. Cheers to everyone.

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I like to joke about my Hobbies, including crypto.

This one reminds me of some investment mistakes which might have happened in 2017
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My litlle joke
Son: Father, I'd like you to buy me 0.5 bitcoin
Dad: Is that why you want to gamble online?
            I didn't do it at your age.
Son: But father, I just want to invest in bitcoin and wait for his price to go up and get a lot of money.
Dad: So not gambling?
Son: No.
Dad: Then he can't.

LOL, I have seen something like that but this version is better :D

hahahahaaha...Damn it man, you are making my day this morning. i guess we can all use some joke after this market crash. Lets hope the market volatility does not render our bitcoins as water  or a bottle of beer  in the next 48 hours lol. and if things does not thank then we can all be cruising some lambos in the next 5 years.

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It's sad since some investors got in on the all-time high, the sad part is that the price was never on those levels again, instead it's been declinings. I guess if we hold our holding, nevermind we are in loss or not, things will come together will we will benefit from our investments, patience is key.

That is why people should invest in btc and forget about it for a long time. There are many people in my country that invested with a loan when the price was above 15k

maybe your parents did not teach you how to laugh?lol be considerate mate those jokes are really funny yet  wont satisfy you?better stay away here and find Dramas .

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my tummy is aching damn,cant stop laughing.

maybe better" Lex Luthor" must not find this thread or else Superman is at risk hahaha.


then mind if you share here?

It's sad, and you find that you don't the money to re-pay the loan, let's hope the price recovers and go further, so that everyone recovers the losses.

anyone sending new jokes??

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Thank you for sharing :) added 3 of them to the first post

lol remind me of my younger years,how i wish Micheal Jay Fox can drive again to buy bitcoin in 2009 .

please keep coming guys this is all we need now in this dumping market,we have to find ways to forget the prices for a while.

That's the spirit!!

Very hilarious but the salient truth. A bitcoin trader and a holder have stories to tell especially the ones that refused to buy when it was very low and would later buy at the pick of 2017 because of some expert prediction and by the wake of 2018, there was somewhat some evaporation. Whenever I am bored, I either come here or just go to Reddit and twitter to read about traders' emotions.

What a joke.
It's very interesting to read all those jokes but I am laughing at the first one. Of course, many people will relate to that one. Specially those who are DC fans. Lol
Let me think of my jokes too. And I will post it here. Nice to the creative mind of OP.

Please do share :)

A nice thread to view to have some good vibes we have to relax and have some fun sometimes and this is a good way to enjoy it, Sorry but I don't have any jokes to add up but great job OP.

Thanks :)

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Thank you for sharing jokes about bitcoin, seeing that market conditions are still bad as it is now makes us become stressful. With
thread jokes like this makes us all entertained, and forget for a moment the problem that we are currently face it. This is a good
thread in my opinion, many jokes that I like. Hopefully in the future there will be more updates for the jokes. And also hopefully by
reading this thread make all these members relax a little.If our minds are relaxed it's great to think of the right strategy when trading
bitcoin.

help me guys to keep the post up please

Here's one: Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins? In a cold wallet.

added on top  ;D

Also gave you a merit :)

It's quite funny, some of the jokes you have posted are funny but not all of them, unless I'm not understanding – and it seems like some people are having a bad day lol, the comments here looks like people that are not happy at all. And there's something I have noticed, most of these jokes on Bitcoin are always repetitive, they are always the same things like – "$10? Why do you need $9.34 BTC?" Jokes like that, except that they keep changing the headline from Dad to friend and brother, lol, and it's getting boring. Maybe it's time they start looking into something new.

Also, mods have not moved this topic into off-topic yet, it must be a good sign. OP may try to add more stuff into this topic so that it would be more entertaining to all its visitors. I shared few of these jokes to my family members and I guess I will continue if if OP adds few more time to time.

This is a very cool thread that allows people to relax while watching funny pictures and messages about Bitcoin. I really like it!  :D

-How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
-Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.

What a terrible promise. Bitcoin can make everyone dream good. However, this market owns a lot of great sinking stories. Not everyone wins. On the contrary, people who lose money are much more. Bitcoin is exhausting people. Investing means being patient. Not for rash people.

These are really funny and informative jokes as well. It added my crypto vocabulary. Some are really practical jokes. This thread is another kind that makes us less serious and happy somehow. Its quite entertaining and I find it educational somehow.

I update the post whenever someone shares new jokes under this post  :)

Sometimes, we really need to laugh although we are struggling from the price of we got Rekt, we should not take seriously all the losses we encountered in trading, as a bounty hunters, as an investor, as there are things in life that cannot be undo anymore but we can still do something for it to become better, and every losses, we can still recover it someday.

Some of these had me lol'ing.

Thanks for putting these jokes together. You're the man now, dawg.

the picture is very true, that's what I feel, at the end of 2017 was very happy .. but after that and until now, can only vacation in children's games only .. ;D ;D

if the golden period that's can be repeated again maybe I use to open a business not for a vacation. the end of years 2017 is the heyday of Bitcoin and Altcoin because new people who join crypto can get rich quickly at that time. now everything has changed and there is no need to remember it anymore. :-[

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Bitcoin have golden moment and bad moment where we can earn much money and have time where lost much money with bitcoin and altcoin investing, now is bad moment and dark because bitcoin and altcoin have lower price and we faced bad think keep holding bitcoin assets until bitcoin have higher price and get back again for profit.

in the current market conditions, many say that currently the conditions are not good, because some people find it difficult to make a profit in investing. but as long as you hold on I think the bitcoin golden momentum will come back

Nice meme and nice jokes too and i do like the jokes about superman and Eskimo although it wasn't makes me laugh but at least it make me smile and indeed sometimes we are too tense in dealing with the situations which not getting better and with look at to those meme at least i can smile widely

It's subjective, I found some of them hilarious.

I like this thread. This is one way to lighten up everything for all the  pressures and heartaches we see on every post. I guess we should  sometimes need a break. Don't be greedy. We know that there is no assurance in Bitcoin and then we are so affected. We need to keep it light and cool. Enjoy!

seriously?thats a joke?ok let it be lol

yups that's the main objective of OP making this thread,to have fun and forget the market bearishness

Pretty Interesting, this thread makes me so happy even if the bearish market hits. Hope everyone also appreciate this haha.

from your topic khow many funny thing about bitcoin.but,bitcoin is not a funny thing.because,bitcoin is our future digital money and bitcoin is most promising coin in crypto market.

thank you guys for all of your positive feedbacks :)

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To be honest this is just a small entertainment so as not to be too serious in facing the trials that go through what else to buy bitcoin when prices are high and after a day of decline.
To be honest, everyone who writes jokes here is very entertaining to me as a reader.

added to post, thank you for sharing!!

I can't have fun. Because for fun, prices need to be high. And to take advantage of this rise, I need to have bitcoin. Unfortunately we're not in a nice market. The jokes are nice but the brutality is more. The downfall of people who lose money. Very annoying.

I have lost money myself too. Nothing to do about it. Put a sell order and forget about it. If you still insist on spending time on btc, check out these jokes and try to have fun. There is really nothing else to do.

any New Year jokes?

Most of the jokes here make me cringe but let's face it - we as a society love some good ol' cringe.

Some of the jokes were hillarious.
My favorite one which I think noone posted is this:

- I invested in crypto and now I'm a millionaire!
- I was a billionaire before..

I agree I didnt see the post as negative, I think you just didnt appreciate him how he makes joke just to make other people smile.  Making fun of things are not really bad, ut depends on the people who are reading it if he will take it serious or as a joke.

I think this post would be respected because this is the way to be happy in cryptoworld and to forget about the bear market. This is the way to enjoy crypto not to hate.

Cant remember the source of this source but I found this hilarious.

https://i.postimg.cc/gkNQJYWs/BTC-quote.jpg

added. Thanks :)

The Supermen/Crypto-night stuff is always funny.
Most of the jokes are kinda recycled,but they are funnier when you don't have any BTC.I sold all my BTC so I can laugh now.I wouldn't laugh if I had some BTC in my wallet,constantly waiting for a bull market. ;D

Yeah I sold out too :)

anyone wants to contribute?

lol still laughing while typing this one  ;D

can't imagine how would people react if this really happen,and i hate there would be one to turn like this just because he trusted crypto,or unless he chooses stupid shitcoin that is why he fails .


don't have something to contribute because all of the jokes i know has been listed on the top,i will just visit the thread to check jokes that will change my mood specially when i am stress.

You have contributed by posting this. It keeps the post up ;)

up for fun guys, everyone will see this post!

The six memes that EdvinZ posted were the funniest here. I got some jokes for you which I think will crack you up:

- What do you call a bitcoin player who died in a video game?
- Rekt.

- Where do bitcoin holders drive to after buying a Lambo?
- To the moon

- Why don't ICOs grow up?
- Because they keep exit scamming when they're little.

- What do you call a coin that keeps getting delisted?
- A DeGibyte.

- Why do people still take part in fake Ethereum giveaways?
- Because ethereum is just an anagram of here mute.

- Why are you supposed to use a hardware wallet?
- Because it's so hard to break.

- Why don't billionaires like bitcoin?
- They don't want you to see how much is in their wallet.

- Why was it necessary to mine the Genesis block?
- To make the mining difficulty higher for Klingons.

- Mt.Gox: We are closing down. We have lost 750,000 of our customers' bitcoins and around 100,000 of our own bitcoins.
- Customers: You just lost 7% of all the bitcoins!
- Mt.Gox:
https://i.imgflip.com/3lynbv.jpg

Ponzi schemes when they want to steal your money:
https://i.imgflip.com/3lynf6.jpg

Traders who bought bitcoin cash at $4000:
https://i.imgflip.com/3lym5o.jpg

Bitcoin HODLers:
https://i.imgflip.com/3lyman.jpg

Why would you wait for the bull runs to arrive if you don't have any BTC? ;D Are you expecting to buy some bitcoins once they enter the bull markets? :P.

Jokes are jokes no matter they are recycled or self-created. I appreciate OP for doing so as it keeps the community well entertained and also I can see a lot of peoples have started contributing by creating their own jokes and images regarding the same. This keeps their brain active and also helps to make fun in between the community which might be something good for everyone's sake.

As it is well said, "Sometimes laughing or crying are the only option, and laughing feels better at the movement." I am speaking in terms of a HODLER experiencing the bull traps. ;D.

New crypto jokes always cheer me up, thank you!

added and sent a MErit. Thanks for contributing

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the last time i check this post was in Bitcoin Discussion right?why this returns here in  Off Topic?not sure if i am right but it seems that this was moved again now?

anyway just checking out for new jokes that i can share to my friends as well,and those that i have shared from here Make them laugh a lot.

I have tried so hard to keep this post in serious discussion topic so much more people can see it but I have lost the fight evetually :)

I like jokes about bitcoin because we need a little fun and jokes in the workspace. It gives us a lot of fun In the midst of jokes we can learn many things that help us achieve our talents. I have read the entire discussion of this thread about bitcoin and enjoyed it very much.

In other news the number of people who actually understand blockchain has jumped from two to an incredible four

Nurse: sir you have been in a coma for 9 seconds
=- oh i cant wait to see how much my bitcoin is woth

Q. Why is bitcoin difficulty so high
A. It is too much hash

Jokes crypto in 2020 is quite interesting  ::)

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I agree with you I think jokes are pretty interesting in crypto. Because I find your joke about bitcoin a lot of fun, and it is really pretty. In the meantime, investing in bitcoin has an economic impact on us.

I have new sMerits to send. Anyone wants to contribute and send new jokes??

Mr. Putin, President of Russia travel to Estonia through border. In border point, Estonia official asking Putin, after receiving his passport - occupation ?, Putin answer - no, just travel.  ;D

This is not about bitcoin I guess :D

Hahaha, he said it for fun Because it is normal to see a passport to travel Don't just travel. As many of us like to joke around at work
Mr. Putin did.

BTC jokes you say ?

1. Goo.. 2FA for almost all well established (decentralized-wannabees) crypto-related services
/ imagine the picture : all BTC users hanging by their balls in the name of extra security /

2. incomplete application of 'provably fair' schemes
i thought that was to benefit/secure users and not crypto business owners ONLY

3. posts within this thread running quotes so long that i broke my mouse wheel

4. i need no merit , actually i am deleting old posts to keep my account stable as fiat does

5. crypto related mega joke OP of mine . i revived recently because it is funny and useful https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2028592.msg20206765#msg20206765 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2028592.msg20206765#msg20206765)
OP or Mods may Pm me to delete link above , claiming i am trying to Hijack this interesting thread

And i am sorry but my sense of humor is a little Dark.

Elias Ch.


**Bonus track : BTC has 0% volatility as long you are not thinking vs fiat but vs goods/services :)

funny indeed but this is not a bitcoin joke lol,anyway thanks for making us smile a while.

yeah the humor is very dark and almost Hard to relate unless you will read deeper lol,anyway there is no hijacking because we are here to share all jokes for others to have at least smiling day,thanks for this mate.

Nice :D Merit is sent as promissed :)

***Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat. ;D ;D


***Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed. ;D ;D


***Last night I got thrown out of the casino. As a sports bettor I completely misunderstood the crap table.

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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Suzan, pack up your things. I just won a ฿1000 20 leg parlay!” Suzan replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man responds, “I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”

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A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”

~

Operator: May I know your username Sir?

Bettor: My username is Daffy Pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Road Runner Speedy Gonzalez London.

Operator: Wow, why do you have a username like that?

Bettor: Why? You guys told me it had to be 6 characters long and include a capital! ;D ;D

Whenever I enter the Bitcoin market during the bull run, somewhere... someone...

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Russian Investments
Two Russians meet up:

- Have you heard, Bitcoin went up in value?

- Ya. But I only invest in one thing - VODKA

- Why Vodka?

- Where else do you get a 40% return??

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I asked the prostitute will she accept bitcoin ?
"No, it goes up and down more than you do"

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It is amazing that a Bitcoin is worth $8600
Imagine how much a full coin would cost!

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here is an awesome collection of bitcoin jokes I've just found. https://jokojokes.com/bitcoin-jokes.html

added and merit is sent. Thanks :)

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Late reply, but thanks for the Merit. Maybe we'll see more once another bull run comes :D

yeah, people will also enjoy these jokes much more when they actually have profits :)

Yup, but I'm in the totally opposite though. The bear from '18 hit me hard 😐

Based on the above URL, just to save clicking on it.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKVU_l7XcAA34R5?format=jpg&name=small

My client told me to send him $1000 for him to send me 2bitcoins, I sold my PC to gather the money and send it to him all I get in return is a picture of two bit of corn😭😭😭
What should I do with two corn?

Merit is sent. Thanks for sharing.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm alone with my Bitcoin
But I'm a millionaire so I'll make do!

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when you invest in Bitcoins `
you can be Anything`
https://i.imgur.com/bGMjvbt.jpg

wow, it has been quite for a while. Where is everyone especially quarantined people??

https://i.ibb.co/sJ0XzyD/Thor-Gym.jpg (https://ibb.co/LhLsHnq)

thank you for sharing guys. I am out of sMerit at the moment but I will send Merit in order as soon as I get sMerits.

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anything new?

everyone in this topic already in + I guess. Now you enjoy the jokes right? :D