Fun with Bitcoin (Jokes) - I give merit to new jokes, please contribute

[djefes]

The six memes that EdvinZ posted were the funniest here. I got some jokes for you which I think will crack you up:

- What do you call a bitcoin player who died in a video game?
- Rekt.

- Where do bitcoin holders drive to after buying a Lambo?
- To the moon

- Why don't ICOs grow up?
- Because they keep exit scamming when they're little.

- What do you call a coin that keeps getting delisted?
- A DeGibyte.

- Why do people still take part in fake Ethereum giveaways?
- Because ethereum is just an anagram of here mute.

- Why are you supposed to use a hardware wallet?
- Because it's so hard to break.

- Why don't billionaires like bitcoin?
- They don't want you to see how much is in their wallet.

- Why was it necessary to mine the Genesis block?
- To make the mining difficulty higher for Klingons.

- Mt.Gox: We are closing down. We have lost 750,000 of our customers' bitcoins and around 100,000 of our own bitcoins.
- Customers: You just lost 7% of all the bitcoins!
- Mt.Gox:


Ponzi schemes when they want to steal your money:


Traders who bought bitcoin cash at $4000:


Bitcoin HODLers:

added and sent a MErit. Thanks for contributing

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[hristoslav23]

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[peter0425]

the last time i check this post was in Bitcoin Discussion right?why this returns here in  Off Topic?not sure if i am right but it seems that this was moved again now?

anyway just checking out for new jokes that i can share to my friends as well,and those that i have shared from here Make them laugh a lot.

[djefes]

I have tried so hard to keep this post in serious discussion topic so much more people can see it but I have lost the fight evetually

[Negotiation]

I like jokes about bitcoin because we need a little fun and jokes in the workspace. It gives us a lot of fun In the midst of jokes we can learn many things that help us achieve our talents. I have read the entire discussion of this thread about bitcoin and enjoyed it very much.

[Ahmed Abdelrahman]

In other news the number of people who actually understand blockchain has jumped from two to an incredible four

Nurse: sir you have been in a coma for 9 seconds
=- oh i cant wait to see how much my bitcoin is woth

Q. Why is bitcoin difficulty so high
A. It is too much hash

[Goingmerry8393]

Jokes crypto in 2020 is quite interesting 

[djefes]

upp

[Negotiation]

Jokes crypto in 2020 is quite interesting 

I agree with you I think jokes are pretty interesting in crypto. Because I find your joke about bitcoin a lot of fun, and it is really pretty. In the meantime, investing in bitcoin has an economic impact on us.

[djefes]

I have new sMerits to send. Anyone wants to contribute and send new jokes??

[Bouvier11]

Mr. Putin, President of Russia travel to Estonia through border. In border point, Estonia official asking Putin, after receiving his passport - occupation ?, Putin answer - no, just travel. 

[djefes]

Mr. Putin, President of Russia travel to Estonia through border. In border point, Estonia official asking Putin, after receiving his passport - occupation ?, Putin answer - no, just travel. 

This is not about bitcoin I guess

[Negotiation]

Mr. Putin, President of Russia travel to Estonia through border. In border point, Estonia official asking Putin, after receiving his passport - occupation ?, Putin answer - no, just travel. 

Hahaha, he said it for fun Because it is normal to see a passport to travel Don't just travel. As many of us like to joke around at work
Mr. Putin did.

[abakr]

[eli113]

BTC jokes you say ?

1. Goo.. 2FA for almost all well established (decentralized-wannabees) crypto-related services
/ imagine the picture : all BTC users hanging by their balls in the name of extra security /

2. incomplete application of 'provably fair' schemes
i thought that was to benefit/secure users and not crypto business owners ONLY

3. posts within this thread running quotes so long that i broke my mouse wheel

4. i need no merit , actually i am deleting old posts to keep my account stable as fiat does

5. crypto related mega joke OP of mine . i revived recently because it is funny and useful https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2028592.msg20206765#msg20206765
OP or Mods may Pm me to delete link above , claiming i am trying to Hijack this interesting thread

And i am sorry but my sense of humor is a little Dark.

Elias Ch.


**Bonus track : BTC has 0% volatility as long you are not thinking vs fiat but vs goods/services

[peter0425]

Mr. Putin, President of Russia travel to Estonia through border. In border point, Estonia official asking Putin, after receiving his passport - occupation ?, Putin answer - no, just travel. 

funny indeed but this is not a bitcoin joke lol,anyway thanks for making us smile a while.

And i am sorry but my sense of humor is a little Dark.

Elias Ch.


**Bonus track : BTC has 0% volatility as long you are not thinking vs fiat but vs goods/services

yeah the humor is very dark and almost Hard to relate unless you will read deeper lol,anyway there is no hijacking because we are here to share all jokes for others to have at least smiling day,thanks for this mate.

[Last of the V8s]

[djefes]

Nice Merit is sent as promissed

[mikemiller023]

***Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat.


***Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed.


***Last night I got thrown out of the casino. As a sports bettor I completely misunderstood the crap table.

~

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Suzan, pack up your things. I just won a ฿1000 20 leg parlay!” Suzan replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man responds, “I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”

~

A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”

~

Operator: May I know your username Sir?

Bettor: My username is Daffy Pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Road Runner Speedy Gonzalez London.

Operator: Wow, why do you have a username like that?

Bettor: Why? You guys told me it had to be 6 characters long and include a capital!

[UserU]

Whenever I enter the Bitcoin market during the bull run, somewhere... someone...