Fun with Bitcoin (Jokes) - I give merit to new jokes, please contribute

[Reatim]

Not bad, but not really funny.

maybe your parents did not teach you how to laugh?lol be considerate mate those jokes are really funny yet  wont satisfy you?better stay away here and find Dramas .

my tummy is aching damn,cant stop laughing.

maybe better" Lex Luthor" must not find this thread or else Superman is at risk hahaha.

Most of my favorite jokes about bitcoin in the format of the meme

then mind if you share here?

[FrankNoland]

This one reminds me of some investment mistakes which might have happened in 2017

LOL, I have seen something like that but this version is better

It's sad since some investors got in on the all-time high, the sad part is that the price was never on those levels again, instead it's been declinings. I guess if we hold our holding, nevermind we are in loss or not, things will come together will we will benefit from our investments, patience is key.

That is why people should invest in btc and forget about it for a long time. There are many people in my country that invested with a loan when the price was above 15k

It's sad, and you find that you don't the money to re-pay the loan, let's hope the price recovers and go further, so that everyone recovers the losses.

[djefes]

anyone sending new jokes??

[djefes]

Added 1 more

[EdvinZ]

Source

[djefes]

Thank you for sharing added 3 of them to the first post

[peter0425]

lol remind me of my younger years,how i wish Micheal Jay Fox can drive again to buy bitcoin in 2009 .

please keep coming guys this is all we need now in this dumping market,we have to find ways to forget the prices for a while.

[djefes]

lol remind me of my younger years,how i wish Micheal Jay Fox can drive again to buy bitcoin in 2009 .

please keep coming guys this is all we need now in this dumping market,we have to find ways to forget the prices for a while.

That's the spirit!!

[Leonardo7]

Very hilarious but the salient truth. A bitcoin trader and a holder have stories to tell especially the ones that refused to buy when it was very low and would later buy at the pick of 2017 because of some expert prediction and by the wake of 2018, there was somewhat some evaporation. Whenever I am bored, I either come here or just go to Reddit and twitter to read about traders' emotions.

[bettercrypto]

What a joke.
It's very interesting to read all those jokes but I am laughing at the first one. Of course, many people will relate to that one. Specially those who are DC fans. Lol
Let me think of my jokes too. And I will post it here. Nice to the creative mind of OP.

[djefes]

What a joke.
It's very interesting to read all those jokes but I am laughing at the first one. Of course, many people will relate to that one. Specially those who are DC fans. Lol
Let me think of my jokes too. And I will post it here. Nice to the creative mind of OP.

Please do share

[xvids]

A nice thread to view to have some good vibes we have to relax and have some fun sometimes and this is a good way to enjoy it, Sorry but I don't have any jokes to add up but great job OP.

[djefes]

A nice thread to view to have some good vibes we have to relax and have some fun sometimes and this is a good way to enjoy it, Sorry but I don't have any jokes to add up but great job OP.

Thanks

[djefes]

up for fun

[djefes]

up

[Shasha80]

Thank you for sharing jokes about bitcoin, seeing that market conditions are still bad as it is now makes us become stressful. With
thread jokes like this makes us all entertained, and forget for a moment the problem that we are currently face it. This is a good
thread in my opinion, many jokes that I like. Hopefully in the future there will be more updates for the jokes. And also hopefully by
reading this thread make all these members relax a little.If our minds are relaxed it's great to think of the right strategy when trading
bitcoin.

[djefes]

help me guys to keep the post up please

[Ann1989]

Lets have some fun  

-Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?
-Because it's Crypto-night

-Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
-Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
-Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
This one is updated thanks to leea-1334 :It is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)

-How do you eat a bitcoin?
-With a megabyte.

-How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
-Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.

-This new digital currency is bitc*in!
-Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday
-Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?

-A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar
He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"
-The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."

-When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

-Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
-Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed

-I treat my girlfriend just like my bitcoin
-I never pull out.

-What do you call a Bitcoin that lost weight?
-a lite coin

-Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare
-Bitcoin Millionare: ...bit by bit...

-What do you call someone with no bitcoin?
-a bit poor.

-Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$.
-Sent via Internet Explorer.

-With all the money I made with Bitcoin I know exactly what I'm going to spend it on...
-...my internet bill.

-Tom Brady said he refuses to invest in bitcoin.
-Turns out he's afraid of inflation.

-Me: "Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
-My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around. "Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that"
-Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990

-Future rap name: 50 Bitcoin

-Why do hipsters have so much money?
-Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular

-If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
-I would have a bitcoin.

Source: https://upjoke.com/bitcoin-jokes
















above picture are from: https://cryptonews.com/exclusives/20-crypto-jokes-to-brighten-the-bear-run-2136.htm


picture above is from maxreish




Above three is from kryptqnick and he made these himself









These 3 memes are posted by EdvinZ

Please write your own jokes below

Also please send a merit if you liked it  

Here's one: Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins? In a cold wallet.

[djefes]

Lets have some fun  

-Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?
-Because it's Crypto-night

-Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
-Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
-Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
This one is updated thanks to leea-1334 :It is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)

-How do you eat a bitcoin?
-With a megabyte.

-How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
-Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.

-This new digital currency is bitc*in!
-Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday
-Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?

-A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar
He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"
-The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."

-When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

-Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
-Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed

-I treat my girlfriend just like my bitcoin
-I never pull out.

-What do you call a Bitcoin that lost weight?
-a lite coin

-Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare
-Bitcoin Millionare: ...bit by bit...

-What do you call someone with no bitcoin?
-a bit poor.

-Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$.
-Sent via Internet Explorer.

-With all the money I made with Bitcoin I know exactly what I'm going to spend it on...
-...my internet bill.

-Tom Brady said he refuses to invest in bitcoin.
-Turns out he's afraid of inflation.

-Me: "Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
-My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around. "Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that"
-Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990

-Future rap name: 50 Bitcoin

-Why do hipsters have so much money?
-Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular

-If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
-I would have a bitcoin.

Source: https://upjoke.com/bitcoin-jokes
















above picture are from: https://cryptonews.com/exclusives/20-crypto-jokes-to-brighten-the-bear-run-2136.htm


picture above is from maxreish




Above three is from kryptqnick and he made these himself









These 3 memes are posted by EdvinZ

Please write your own jokes below

Also please send a merit if you liked it  

Here's one: Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins? In a cold wallet.

added on top 

[djefes]

Lets have some fun  

-Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?
-Because it's Crypto-night

-Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
-Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
-Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
This one is updated thanks to leea-1334 :It is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)

-How do you eat a bitcoin?
-With a megabyte.

-How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
-Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.

-This new digital currency is bitc*in!
-Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday
-Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?

-A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar
He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"
-The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."

-When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

-Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
-Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed

-I treat my girlfriend just like my bitcoin
-I never pull out.

-What do you call a Bitcoin that lost weight?
-a lite coin

-Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare
-Bitcoin Millionare: ...bit by bit...

-What do you call someone with no bitcoin?
-a bit poor.

-Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$.
-Sent via Internet Explorer.

-With all the money I made with Bitcoin I know exactly what I'm going to spend it on...
-...my internet bill.

-Tom Brady said he refuses to invest in bitcoin.
-Turns out he's afraid of inflation.

-Me: "Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
-My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around. "Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that"
-Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990

-Future rap name: 50 Bitcoin

-Why do hipsters have so much money?
-Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular

-If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
-I would have a bitcoin.

Source: https://upjoke.com/bitcoin-jokes
















above picture are from: https://cryptonews.com/exclusives/20-crypto-jokes-to-brighten-the-bear-run-2136.htm


picture above is from maxreish




Above three is from kryptqnick and he made these himself









These 3 memes are posted by EdvinZ

Please write your own jokes below

Also please send a merit if you liked it  

Here's one: Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins? In a cold wallet.

Also gave you a merit