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What does it do and how can I join it?

First rule of Merit Cycling Club is, you don't talk about Merit Cycling Club.

Second rule of Merit Cycling Club is, YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MERIT CYCLING CLUB.

Third rule, if somebody says stop or goes limp, you keep pounding them in the ass.

Fourth rule, only one Fox and its merit-cycling sex toy at a time.

Fifth rule, one merit gang bang at a time, folks.

Six rule, no shirts, no shoes, no lace panties.

Seventh rule, the orgy will go on as long as it has to.

And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first time hearing of the Merit Cycling Club....you're probably not gonna be invited.

*paraphrased from the Fight Club rules*

What does it do and how can I join it?

What does it do

how can I join it?

What does it do and how can I join it?

It cycles merit obviously. Merit is meant to be cycled BTW, so nothing sinister is going on despite some salty individuals trying to imply otherwise. You don't need to join it, everybody is a member by default.

That is exactly something what secret society member would say  :P

By special invite from the founder, that's all. No gatecrashing.

All started with a wild obsession with WD-40 ... a barrel...

https://dy5bctajj6i3s.cloudfront.net/300x300/5H455425.jpg

I not sure that wd is stubble for the sexual aspect some refereed above tho.

...if it's not confusing already...

I guess it is used to grease the wheels of bureaucracy?  ;)

We haven't used the WD-40 in a while and have moved on to more....sensual lubricants.

Our building is a fine brick structure with a black door and without windows.  The password for entrance is only given out to a chosen few.

elaborate ploy to make all the cycling club members isolate together in a single room for an extended period of time.

" THE "Red Death" had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avatar and its seal --the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour.

But the Prince Prospero was happy and dauntless and sagacious. When his dominions were half depopulated, he summoned to his presence a thousand hale and light-hearted friends from among the knights and dames of his court, and with these retired to the deep seclusion of one of his castellated abbeys. This was an extensive and magnificent structure, the creation of the prince's own eccentric yet august taste. A strong and lofty wall girdled it in. This wall had gates of iron. The courtiers, having entered, brought furnaces and massy hammers and welded the bolts. They resolved to leave means neither of ingress or egress to the sudden impulses of despair or of frenzy from within. The abbey was amply provisioned. With such precautions the courtiers might bid defiance to contagion. The external world could take care of itself. In the meantime it was folly to grieve, or to think. The prince had provided all the appliances of pleasure. There were buffoons, there were improvisatori, there were ballet-dancers, there were musicians, there was Beauty, there was wine. All these and security were within. Without was the "Red Death..."

I have been seeing Foxpup Merit Cycling service around this forum for a couple of days.

What does it do and how can I join it?

Fifth rule, one merit gang bang at a time, folks.

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Seventh rule, the orgy will go on as long as it has to.

You conviced me.

Where do I sign?

Do I need to draw anthro red foxes?

It cycles merit obviously.

Don't forget also about the hard probing sessions, penetrations and cimp masks (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5121375.msg56595833#msg56595833) :)

Dude! Shut up already!

You need to submit full KYC to Foxpup.

Oh, the submission goes waay beyond documents.  That's all I'm going to say about that.

Wow, we haven't freed the gimp in quite some time.  Then again, we haven't had Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames crash through our doors since the last gimpisode.

Well, it can't be an actual merit cycling club, because that would be against the bitcointalk.org rules that were set in place long ago and that would not be allowed here.

something like skulls and bones, but with cycling merits... deep dark stuff

You can merit, cycle, or do whatever you want with them.

I am starting to actually believe this is a secret sex cycling club for crypto-billionaire/ early Bitcoin furry holders.

Wouldn't it be dumb of you to cycle merits along the forum, while the administrator has chosen you as a merit source? Unless you don't care about your reputation or the forum at all, there's no reason to abuse your merit source position this way.

Aside from that, if people complain about whether things deserve merit at all, then that's something to perhaps think about, but if you conclude that they're wrong, then that's that. You don't need to stress about it or defend yourself constantly. It's conceivable that someday you and I will end up disagreeing too much about this stuff and I'll remove your source status, but it's really not a big deal.

(There are also accusations of sexual impropriety, but those accusations aren't always false. ;))

I'm still waiting for my copy of the video.

Wouldn't it be dumb of you to cycle merits along the forum, while the administrator has chosen you as a merit source?

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Oh, really? What made you think of such scenario?  :P

My gang has become somewhat infamous for its use of the third method. It's not strictly a requirement, but it certainly helps, and in any case I've yet to hear any complaints. ;D

You've gotta send 69 BTC to 1FoxpupLoyceAndTheGimpVideoTMZ3aq first.

Wouldn't it be dumb of you to cycle merits along the forum, while the administrator has chosen you as a merit source? Unless you don't care about your reputation or the forum at all, there's no reason to abuse your merit source position this way.

Perhaps he saw this?



I thought nutildah has it (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5121375.msg56595513#msg56595513)... O0 At least, I think I saw him with a handy cam at last orgy Merit Cycle Congress.

I'm still waiting the footage from first orgy Congress, hoping to find out who got whom pregnant (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5121375.msg56589105#msg56589105). So many things happened in that night...

I am sure Satoshi would be proud of all of you.

I am sure Satoshi would be proud of all of you.

Yes, I have taken my time to seek some older posts from this interesting club and its vixen goddess (@Foxpup)

this is a crypto-billinaire furry club spiced with sexual innuendos friendship, which I do not mind at all, of course, this is something many of my friends are all into.

Would you give a guy a foot massage? Cause I could use a foot massage myself.

You can't do whatever you want with merits except selling them. Wouldn't it be dumb of you to cycle merits along the forum, while the administrator has chosen you as a merit source? Unless you don't care about your reputation or the forum at all, there's no reason to abuse your merit source position this way.

Perhaps you did not investigate thoroughly... If you do it you will be stunned to find out that Foxpup is Satoshi. Or his mother. Simple as that :)

There are two certain posts stating the truth (now there are 3) but apparently nobody saw them or did not pay too much attention.

I am so happy for you to have this kind of friends. Feels great, isn't it?

You've gotta send 69 BTC to 1FoxpupLoyceAndTheGimpVideoTMZ3aq first.

I found Foxpup's new restaurant and took a picture of it.

https://i.imgur.com/zHV52FU.jpg

She may need to design a new avatar to promote it, its worth it as the food is quite delicious. I especially enjoyed the 2 merit discount. You pay 2 merits, get 20% off your bill, and one merit gets cycled back to you.

I am sure Satoshi would be proud of all of you.

Ah, you just changed the way I see the crypto world now. Don't mind you if I ask, did Bitcoin has something to do with all the Vixen thing? If so by investing in Bitcoin I and the whole market is unknowingly funding the foxy cycling club towards world domination and mandatory use of these in public places?


Or am I speculating too much?

Don't take it too seriously.