Merit cycling club?

[Hispo]

elaborate ploy to make all the cycling club members isolate together in a single room for an extended period of time.

Isn't that a reference to The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe?

However, I suspect your refuge must be foxier than in Mr.Poe story.

" THE "Red Death" had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avatar and its seal --the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour.

But the Prince Prospero was happy and dauntless and sagacious. When his dominions were half depopulated, he summoned to his presence a thousand hale and light-hearted friends from among the knights and dames of his court, and with these retired to the deep seclusion of one of his castellated abbeys. This was an extensive and magnificent structure, the creation of the prince's own eccentric yet august taste. A strong and lofty wall girdled it in. This wall had gates of iron. The courtiers, having entered, brought furnaces and massy hammers and welded the bolts. They resolved to leave means neither of ingress or egress to the sudden impulses of despair or of frenzy from within. The abbey was amply provisioned. With such precautions the courtiers might bid defiance to contagion. The external world could take care of itself. In the meantime it was folly to grieve, or to think. The prince had provided all the appliances of pleasure. There were buffoons, there were improvisatori, there were ballet-dancers, there were musicians, there was Beauty, there was wine. All these and security were within. Without was the "Red Death..."

[GazetaBitcoin]

I have been seeing Foxpup Merit Cycling service around this forum for a couple of days.

What does it do and how can I join it?

I wonder how many topics / questions I saw so far on this delicate matter... I think more than 100

Fifth rule, one merit gang bang at a time, folks.

[...]

Seventh rule, the orgy will go on as long as it has to.

Don't forget also about the hard probing sessions, penetrations and cimp masks

You conviced me.

Uhm... I think you did not understand everything... It's not you the one to be convinced, but you to convince our Supreme Leader.

Where do I sign?

Do I need to draw anthro red foxes?

You need to submit full KYC to Foxpup.

What does it do and how can I join it?

It cycles merit obviously.

Obviously.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Don't forget also about the hard probing sessions, penetrations and cimp masks

Wow, we haven't freed the gimp in quite some time.  Then again, we haven't had Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames crash through our doors since the last gimpisode.

Dude! Shut up already!

Awright, awright!!

You need to submit full KYC to Foxpup.

Oh, the submission goes waay beyond documents.  That's all I'm going to say about that.

[Hispo]

Oh, the submission goes waay beyond documents.  That's all I'm going to say about that.

I am starting to actually believe this is a secret sex cycling club for crypto-billionaire/ early Bitcoin furry holders.

And I like it

[o_e_l_e_o]

Wow, we haven't freed the gimp in quite some time.  Then again, we haven't had Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames crash through our doors since the last gimpisode.

Would you give a guy a foot massage? Cause I could use a foot massage myself.

[Pmalek]

Well, it can't be an actual merit cycling club, because that would be against the bitcointalk.org rules that were set in place long ago and that would not be allowed here.

There are no such rules about merit distribution. You can merit, cycle, or do whatever you want with them. There is only a rule that merit sources aren't allowed to sell their merits. There are no rules against organized criminal groups with foxes, cats, and breast pumps.

What the DT community thinks about one's way to use his merits is a different topic though.

something like skulls and bones, but with cycling merits... deep dark stuff

There are also scented candles and dancing. It's deeply disturbing.

[BlackHatCoiner]

You can merit, cycle, or do whatever you want with them.

You can't do whatever you want with merits except selling them. Wouldn't it be dumb of you to cycle merits along the forum, while the administrator has chosen you as a merit source? Unless you don't care about your reputation or the forum at all, there's no reason to abuse your merit source position this way.

I am starting to actually believe this is a secret sex cycling club for crypto-billionaire/ early Bitcoin furry holders.

Oh, really? What made you think of such scenario? 

[LoyceV]

Wouldn't it be dumb of you to cycle merits along the forum, while the administrator has chosen you as a merit source? Unless you don't care about your reputation or the forum at all, there's no reason to abuse your merit source position this way.

Usually, Merit sources care about the forum and their reputation. I've seen theymos undo some sMerit sent by a source, but it's rare.

As theymos says: "it's not a big deal":

Aside from that, if people complain about whether things deserve merit at all, then that's something to perhaps think about, but if you conclude that they're wrong, then that's that. You don't need to stress about it or defend yourself constantly. It's conceivable that someday you and I will end up disagreeing too much about this stuff and I'll remove your source status, but it's really not a big deal.

(There are also accusations of sexual impropriety, but those accusations aren't always false. )

I'm still waiting for my copy of the video.

[o_e_l_e_o]

I'm still waiting for my copy of the video.

You've gotta send 69 BTC to 1FoxpupLoyceAndTheGimpVideoTMZ3aq first.

[suchmoon]

Wouldn't it be dumb of you to cycle merits along the forum, while the administrator has chosen you as a merit source?

That's literally what the administrator wants merit sources (or anyone really) to do.

Code:

for (;true;) {
    send_merits();
}

[GazetaBitcoin]

I am starting to actually believe this is a secret sex cycling club for crypto-billionaire/ early Bitcoin furry holders.

Oh, really? What made you think of such scenario? 

Perhaps he saw this?

Is there a requirement for initiation to join a gang? I found this on the web, I listed some of it below.

• Initiation by cop
• Being jumped in or beat in
• Sexed in
• Jacked In

My gang has become somewhat infamous for its use of the third method. It's not strictly a requirement, but it certainly helps, and in any case I've yet to hear any complaints.

I'm still waiting for my copy of the video.

You've gotta send 69 BTC to 1FoxpupLoyceAndTheGimpVideoTMZ3aq first.

I thought nutildah has it... At least, I think I saw him with a handy cam at last orgy Merit Cycle Congress.

I'm still waiting the footage from first orgy Congress, hoping to find out who got whom pregnant. So many things happened in that night...

[Pmalek]

Wouldn't it be dumb of you to cycle merits along the forum, while the administrator has chosen you as a merit source? Unless you don't care about your reputation or the forum at all, there's no reason to abuse your merit source position this way.

I am not sure if you are addressing and asking me personally. What I said in the previous post does not reflect the way I handle my merit distribution. I am only stating what is theoretically possible to do and what is not against any of the Unofficial list of (official) Bitcointalk.org rules, guidelines, FAQ. 

[Hispo]

I am starting to actually believe this is a secret sex cycling club for crypto-billionaire/ early Bitcoin furry holders.

Oh, really? What made you think of such scenario?  

Perhaps he saw this?

Is there a requirement for initiation to join a gang? I found this on the web, I listed some of it below.

• Initiation by cop
• Being jumped in or beat in
• Sexed in
• Jacked In

My gang has become somewhat infamous for its use of the third method. It's not strictly a requirement, but it certainly helps, and in any case I've yet to hear any complaints.

I'm still waiting for my copy of the video.

You've gotta send 69 BTC to 1FoxpupLoyceAndTheGimpVideoTMZ3aq first.

I thought nutildah has it... At least, I think I saw him with a handy cam at last orgy Merit Cycle Congress.

I'm still waiting the footage from first orgy Congress, hoping to find out who got whom pregnant. So many things happened in that night...

Yes, I have taken my time to seek some older posts from this interesting club and its vixen goddess (@Foxpup) and I have pretty much conviced myself this is a crypto-billinaire furry club spiced with sexual innuendos friendship, which I do not mind at all, of course, this is something many of my friends are all into.

I am sure Satoshi would be proud of all of you.

[suchmoon]

I am sure Satoshi would be proud of all of you.

Absolutely. If not Satoshi then CSW for sure.

[GazetaBitcoin]

I am sure Satoshi would be proud of all of you.

He certainly is. Actually, she is.

Yes, I have taken my time to seek some older posts from this interesting club and its vixen goddess (@Foxpup)

Perhaps you did not investigate thoroughly... If you do it you will be stunned to find out that Foxpup is Satoshi. Or his mother. Simple as that

There are two certain posts stating the truth (now there are 3) but apparently nobody saw them or did not pay too much attention.

this is a crypto-billinaire furry club spiced with sexual innuendos friendship, which I do not mind at all, of course, this is something many of my friends are all into.

I am so happy for you to have this kind of friends. Feels great, isn't it?

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Would you give a guy a foot massage? Cause I could use a foot massage myself.

Fuck that, let's just go in, shoot Flock of Seagulls and take a bite out of the Big Kahuna burger.

You can't do whatever you want with merits except selling them. Wouldn't it be dumb of you to cycle merits along the forum, while the administrator has chosen you as a merit source? Unless you don't care about your reputation or the forum at all, there's no reason to abuse your merit source position this way.

OK then, on a serious note.  People are obviously looking at the word "cycling" next to the word "merit" and drawing the conclusion that merit is being sent back and forth between the oversexed members of Foxpup's clubhouse.  That isn't the case, and I'd encourage anyone to take a look at who I've sent merits to (I don't know about other Foxxxxy cyclers' merit habits off the top of my head).  You'll see that there's nothing of the sort going on.  In fact, since I have avatars ignored I don't even know for sure who my fellow Cycling Club members are (though I know who a couple of them are).

Further evidence: Foxpup used to send me a ton of merits, but that stopped abruptly once I joined the team.  That's a Fox with integrity right there.

[Hispo]

Perhaps you did not investigate thoroughly... If you do it you will be stunned to find out that Foxpup is Satoshi. Or his mother. Simple as that

There are two certain posts stating the truth (now there are 3) but apparently nobody saw them or did not pay too much attention.

Ah, you just changed the way I see the crypto world now. Don't mind you if I ask, did Bitcoin has something to do with all the Vixen thing? If so by investing in Bitcoin I and the whole market is unknowingly funding the foxy cycling club towards world domination and mandatory use of these in public places?

Or am I speculating too much?

Still one thousand times better than than Craig Wright, though.

I am so happy for you to have this kind of friends. Feels great, isn't it?

It does, I suppose.
They have taught me to be an open-minded person through the years. And helped me to learn english.

[PrimeNumber7]

I'm still waiting for my copy of the video.

You've gotta send 69 BTC to 1FoxpupLoyceAndTheGimpVideoTMZ3aq first.

If I am not mistaken, this needs to be in actual bitcoin, not bcash:

[nutildah]

Why you guys trying to interrupt my primary cash flow. I have the alleged videotape in my possession, don't worry about it. It's not pretty but thanks to today's video editing freeware I can make it look almost professional, just added a soft lens filter and cut some jump scenes.

Here's a silhoutted still from the movie, to prove that I have the goods.



The Merit Cycling Club is only one head of a hydra, all of which pay kickbacks to me for not uploading the video to YouPorn. The second component is a merit-themed restaurant, which has done quite well for itself.

I found Foxpup's new restaurant and took a picture of it.



She may need to design a new avatar to promote it, its worth it as the food is quite delicious. I especially enjoyed the 2 merit discount. You pay 2 merits, get 20% off your bill, and one merit gets cycled back to you.

I am sure Satoshi would be proud of all of you.

LOL, touche.

[NotATether]

Ah, you just changed the way I see the crypto world now. Don't mind you if I ask, did Bitcoin has something to do with all the Vixen thing? If so by investing in Bitcoin I and the whole market is unknowingly funding the foxy cycling club towards world domination and mandatory use of these in public places?


Or am I speculating too much?

Don't take it too seriously.