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Title: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: the joint on February 08, 2012, 10:03:31 PM I present to you...OREO!
http://i43.tinypic.com/6fp0dv.jpg Oreo is a male, 2 1/2 year-old Maltese-Poodle (Maltipoo) mix. The dog is my roommate's, but he asked me if I would help him sell Oreo because he has too many things going on right now and he feels he cannot give his dog the time and attention he requires. The dog is not fixed, which is fantastic if you're looking to breed him. Maltipoo puppies can easily reach between $500-$1000 apiece and many dog breeders earn handsome supplemental income breeding and selling Maltipoos. If you're not looking to breed, this little guy will be your best friend (chicks love him!). If you have any specific questions about OREO, let me know and I will find them out for you. This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question). Looking for $700USD in Bitcoins. Never thought money could buy you love? Well, in this case it can. Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: ZodiacDragon84 on February 08, 2012, 11:05:55 PM Awesome sales pitch! Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range. My parents have a Schnoodle (Schnauzer poodle) that would have a blast with Oreo
Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: gamer4156 on February 08, 2012, 11:28:05 PM how do they taste?
Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: the joint on February 08, 2012, 11:33:54 PM Awesome sales pitch! Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range. My parents have a Schnoodle (Schnauzer poodle) that would have a blast with Oreo Thanks! It's too bad :) He's an awesome little guy. Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: ForceField on February 09, 2012, 12:07:28 AM This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question). Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range. Why local pickup only? You could have it shipped, seriously: http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.html (http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.html) Someone should start this type of service for Bitcoins. Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: John (John K.) on February 09, 2012, 12:13:55 AM This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question). Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range. Why local pickup only? You could have it shipped, seriously: http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.html (http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.html) Someone should start this type of service for Bitcoins. Prohibited Live Animals Live Animals that are prohibited from being shipped and are not accepted for transportation include, but are not limited to: Any poisonous, venomous or threatening animal Any Threatened or Endangered species Arachnids (All): Examples: mites, scorpions, spiders, ticks Birds (All) Crocodiles (All): Examples: alligators, caimans, gavials Mammals (All) Obnoxious Insects: Examples: flies, locusts, mosquitoes, roaches, termites, weevils Snakes (All): venomous and non-venomous Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: ForceField on February 09, 2012, 12:20:20 AM I stand corrected on that one, but these do: https://www.aacargo.com/shipping/animals.jhtml http://www.flypets.com http://www.animalsaway.com Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: RandyFolds on February 09, 2012, 12:25:21 AM $700 for a glorified mutt!? Dog breeders are the scum of the earth. There are already limitless numbers of dogs in need of rescue without a bunch of trailer trash making more of them. My purebred australian cattle dog was saved from a puppy mill and I got her from the rescue group for the grand total of....seventy dollars for her vaccinations and spaying.
/end derail rant Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: the joint on February 09, 2012, 08:29:55 AM $700 for a glorified mutt!? Dog breeders are the scum of the earth. There are already limitless numbers of dogs in need of rescue without a bunch of trailer trash making more of them. My purebred australian cattle dog was saved from a puppy mill and I got her from the rescue group for the grand total of....seventy dollars for her vaccinations and spaying. /end derail rant How many un-neutered male dogs do you think would say no to an opportunity to get laid? I'm pretty sure universal ethics don't really care about Randy's opinion on how many dogs should be allowed on Planet Earth. And yes, $700. It's 10x the cost of your dog because Oreo is 10x cooler than your dog. Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: the joint on February 09, 2012, 08:31:08 AM I stand corrected on that one, but these do: https://www.aacargo.com/shipping/animals.jhtml http://www.flypets.com http://www.animalsaway.com I'm pretty sure that my roommate would rather meet the buyer face to face to ensure that Oreo will have good owners and a good home. Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: blabla125 on February 09, 2012, 10:27:29 AM "Maltipoo puppies can easily reach between $500-$1000 apiece" apiece what is this? guns or something?
Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: teflone on February 09, 2012, 06:41:49 PM Thats funny, Im selling my neighbours stupid dog..
Except my neighbour dosent know it yet.... Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: the joint on February 17, 2012, 11:30:18 PM Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: RandyFolds on February 17, 2012, 11:43:04 PM How much for the woman?
Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: ZodiacDragon84 on February 18, 2012, 02:02:04 AM How much for the woman? +1Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: John (John K.) on February 18, 2012, 02:12:08 AM Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: Sannyasi on February 18, 2012, 02:16:17 AM sad thread.....
Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: ZodiacDragon84 on February 18, 2012, 02:20:09 AM Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: the joint on February 18, 2012, 02:47:40 AM sad thread..... ...or not. Make an offer, the little dude needs a good home! Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: the joint on February 18, 2012, 02:48:22 AM Not sure how this applies. Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: Kluge on February 18, 2012, 02:50:06 AM ... More pics?
Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: John (John K.) on February 18, 2012, 02:50:17 AM How much for the woman? http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu274/Monkey_Tangent/U9hIn.gif See how it applies now? ;) Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: the joint on February 18, 2012, 02:51:26 AM How much for the woman? http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu274/Monkey_Tangent/U9hIn.gif See how it applies now? ;) :D Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: the joint on February 18, 2012, 02:53:06 AM ... More pics? Buy the dog and you can take your own. Just walk him near a college campus. Title: Re: [WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo) Post by: ZodiacDragon84 on February 18, 2012, 03:12:19 AM Buy the dog and you can take your own. Just walk him near a college campus. FULL OF WIN! |
