[WTS] Roommate's Dog (Maltipoo)

[the joint]

I present to you...OREO!



Oreo is a male, 2 1/2 year-old Maltese-Poodle (Maltipoo) mix.  The dog is my roommate's, but he asked me if I would help him sell Oreo because he has too many things going on right now and he feels he cannot give his dog the time and attention he requires.  

The dog is not fixed, which is fantastic if you're looking to breed him.  Maltipoo puppies can easily reach between $500-$1000 apiece and many dog breeders earn handsome supplemental income breeding and selling Maltipoos.  If you're not looking to breed, this little guy will be your best friend (chicks love him!).

If you have any specific questions about OREO, let me know and I will find them out for you.  This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question).  

Looking for $700USD in Bitcoins.  Never thought money could buy you love?  Well, in this case it can.

[ZodiacDragon84]

Awesome sales pitch! Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range. My parents have a Schnoodle (Schnauzer poodle) that would have a blast with Oreo

[gamer4156]

how do they taste?

[the joint]

Awesome sales pitch! Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range. My parents have a Schnoodle (Schnauzer poodle) that would have a blast with Oreo

Thanks!  It's too bad   He's an awesome little guy.

[ForceField]

This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question).  

Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range.

Why local pickup only? You could have it shipped, seriously:
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.html

Someone should start this type of service for Bitcoins.

[John (John K.)]

This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question).  

Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range.

Why local pickup only? You could have it shipped, seriously:
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.html

Someone should start this type of service for Bitcoins.

Do see the bottom quote.



Prohibited Live Animals

Live Animals that are prohibited from being shipped and are not accepted for transportation include, but are not limited to:

Any poisonous, venomous or threatening animal
Any Threatened or Endangered species
Arachnids (All):  Examples: mites, scorpions, spiders, ticks
Birds (All)
Crocodiles (All): Examples:  alligators, caimans, gavials
Mammals (All)
Obnoxious Insects: Examples:  flies, locusts, mosquitoes, roaches, termites, weevils
Snakes (All):  venomous and non-venomous

[ForceField]

I stand corrected on that one, but these do:
https://www.aacargo.com/shipping/animals.jhtml
http://www.flypets.com
http://www.animalsaway.com

[RandyFolds]

$700 for a glorified mutt!? Dog breeders are the scum of the earth. There are already limitless numbers of dogs in need of rescue without a bunch of trailer trash making more of them. My purebred australian cattle dog was saved from a puppy mill and I got her from the rescue group for the grand total of....seventy dollars for her vaccinations and spaying.

/end derail rant

[the joint]

$700 for a glorified mutt!? Dog breeders are the scum of the earth. There are already limitless numbers of dogs in need of rescue without a bunch of trailer trash making more of them. My purebred australian cattle dog was saved from a puppy mill and I got her from the rescue group for the grand total of....seventy dollars for her vaccinations and spaying.

/end derail rant

How many un-neutered male dogs do you think would say no to an opportunity to get laid?  I'm pretty sure universal ethics don't really care about Randy's opinion on how many dogs should be allowed on Planet Earth.

And yes, $700.  It's 10x the cost of your dog because Oreo is 10x cooler than your dog.

[the joint]

I stand corrected on that one, but these do:
https://www.aacargo.com/shipping/animals.jhtml
http://www.flypets.com
http://www.animalsaway.com

I'm pretty sure that my roommate would rather meet the buyer face to face to ensure that Oreo will have good owners and a good home.

[blabla125]

"Maltipoo puppies can easily reach between $500-$1000 apiece" apiece what is this? guns or something?

[teflone]

Thats funny, Im selling my neighbours stupid dog..

Except my neighbour dosent know it yet....

[the joint]

Bump for Oreo.

[RandyFolds]

How much for the woman?

[ZodiacDragon84]

How much for the woman?

+1

[John (John K.)]

[Sannyasi]

sad thread.....

[ZodiacDragon84]

[the joint]

sad thread.....

...or not.

Make an offer, the little dude needs a good home!

[the joint]

Not sure how this applies.