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February 08, 2012, 10:03:31 PM |
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I present to you...OREO!  Oreo is a male, 2 1/2 year-old Maltese-Poodle (Maltipoo) mix. The dog is my roommate's, but he asked me if I would help him sell Oreo because he has too many things going on right now and he feels he cannot give his dog the time and attention he requires. The dog is not fixed, which is fantastic if you're looking to breed him. Maltipoo puppies can easily reach between $500-$1000 apiece and many dog breeders earn handsome supplemental income breeding and selling Maltipoos. If you're not looking to breed, this little guy will be your best friend (chicks love him!). If you have any specific questions about OREO, let me know and I will find them out for you. This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question). Looking for $700USD in Bitcoins. Never thought money could buy you love? Well, in this case it can. |
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ZodiacDragon84
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February 08, 2012, 11:05:55 PM |
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Awesome sales pitch! Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range. My parents have a Schnoodle (Schnauzer poodle) that would have a blast with Oreo
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gamer4156
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February 08, 2012, 11:28:05 PM |
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how do they taste?
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the joint (OP)
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February 08, 2012, 11:33:54 PM |
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Awesome sales pitch! Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range. My parents have a Schnoodle (Schnauzer poodle) that would have a blast with Oreo
Thanks! It's too bad  He's an awesome little guy. |
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February 09, 2012, 12:07:28 AM |
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This is an offer for local pickup in the Chicago area only (obviously, shipping is certainly out of the question).
Sadly, I live in Nebraska, and hes a little out of range.
Why local pickup only? You could have it shipped, seriously: http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.htmlSomeone should start this type of service for Bitcoins. |
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February 09, 2012, 12:13:55 AM |
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February 09, 2012, 12:25:21 AM |
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$700 for a glorified mutt!? Dog breeders are the scum of the earth. There are already limitless numbers of dogs in need of rescue without a bunch of trailer trash making more of them. My purebred australian cattle dog was saved from a puppy mill and I got her from the rescue group for the grand total of....seventy dollars for her vaccinations and spaying.
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the joint (OP)
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February 09, 2012, 08:29:55 AM |
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$700 for a glorified mutt!? Dog breeders are the scum of the earth. There are already limitless numbers of dogs in need of rescue without a bunch of trailer trash making more of them. My purebred australian cattle dog was saved from a puppy mill and I got her from the rescue group for the grand total of....seventy dollars for her vaccinations and spaying.
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How many un-neutered male dogs do you think would say no to an opportunity to get laid? I'm pretty sure universal ethics don't really care about Randy's opinion on how many dogs should be allowed on Planet Earth. And yes, $700. It's 10x the cost of your dog because Oreo is 10x cooler than your dog. |
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February 09, 2012, 08:31:08 AM |
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I'm pretty sure that my roommate would rather meet the buyer face to face to ensure that Oreo will have good owners and a good home. |
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February 09, 2012, 10:27:29 AM |
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"Maltipoo puppies can easily reach between $500-$1000 apiece" apiece what is this? guns or something?
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February 09, 2012, 06:41:49 PM |
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Thats funny, Im selling my neighbours stupid dog..
Except my neighbour dosent know it yet....
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the joint (OP)
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February 17, 2012, 11:30:18 PM |
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Bump for Oreo.  |
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February 17, 2012, 11:43:04 PM |
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How much for the woman?
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February 18, 2012, 02:02:04 AM |
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How much for the woman?
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February 18, 2012, 02:12:08 AM |
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February 18, 2012, 02:16:17 AM |
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sad thread.....
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February 18, 2012, 02:20:09 AM |
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February 18, 2012, 02:47:40 AM |
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sad thread.....
...or not. Make an offer, the little dude needs a good home! |
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February 18, 2012, 02:48:22 AM |
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Not sure how this applies. |
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