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What's your plan in case of an alien invasion???

I would probably start by getting my family and friends safe in an underground base. Then start gathering supplies and weapons to start a rebellion. Then get people to fight against the aliens or die trying.

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Aliens have already invaded.  They work with the government and I have seen one in a government impala which cut off the road in front of me and showed itself to me.

Go ahead, call me crazy.  You can never change what I saw for my own eyes.  My friend saw the car roll by too.

develop a computer virus and destroy their mother ship. Worked on Independence Day.


Or just go to chemical and biological warfare, like War of The Worlds.

I would ask if they could convert me to one of them.  If you can't beat 'em....

Where are you going to find an underground base? Do you have some sort of bunker underneath your house? When the aliens invade, you won't have time to find an underground base!

What type of Aliens are we talking about here  ???

You know, the type that come down from menacing looking saucers and control you with their mind. Or the ones that look like reptiles, maybe. Or maybe it'll just be some Mars Attacks! type shit. Use your imagination! :P

Here there's a manual about how to survive in case of an alien invasion:
http://www.wikihowl.com/survive-an-alien-invasion.html

yeah um you're crazy.. and now you're looking for a plot of land to casually host a 1,000,000 person party.

The ones inhabiting earth are multidimensional beings.  Meaning they have the ability to shapeshift.

Ultimately, we are also multidimensional beings though we have been brainwashed and farmed for so long we have lost our ways from our spiritual powers.

And that is exactly what they do, farm us for our spiritual energy, our negative emotions feed them.  Without fear, they are powerless.

Crazy is a word for lack of understanding.  Meaning you lack understanding of what I say.

Actually, I think this is pretty on point. However, I think we may not have ever, to date, actually used or controlled these psychic/spiritual powers per se. And I think there are good-natured aliens who would like us to hone these abilities.

Some say supernatural powers were common throughout the lands long ago.  Then something happened and nearly all of those harnessing powers were eliminated.

I can't say for sure.  Though I can say that psychedelics have given me subalien awareness, meaning that I have consciously experienced powers of levitation myself and have increased my senses relatively close to what some aliens may perceive.  Though I know I have a ways to go to meet the awareness of some of the most intelligent beings.

I know how we can all harness these powers, we just need to reach singularity like I have reached within myself.  I'm trying to help teach people these things, but it's hard when everyone judges you.

So the 60's were a pretty awesome time for you weren't they?

don't you know? he travelled back in time and hung out with his parents in the 60's.

Tell them I hate humanity anyway and want to explore the universe.

Ask them if I could fly their spaceship  ;D

I have a solid plan for a a zombie outbreak, haven't thought about aliens but that could be a possibility too.

I'll gather all the canned food, plant seeds, ammo, weapons, clothes.etc and then take refuge in some remote canyon or a cave. A cave will be the perfect refuge. But it is quite difficult to find one which is sufficiently long and at the same time safe for residence.

Praying to god may be your best option.

Probably kill myself before alien use me to do something nasty...

I will marry before i die  8)

But if got ambush   :-\

Suicide  >:(

They're already here. I'm afraid it's only a matter of time so we have to make the best of it.  :)

Non-believers need to do some extensive research about the Alien Treaty. Go take a look on WikiLeaks.

I would go running to them, offering my help in the annihilation of entire human race, doesnt matter if they kill me also in the end, but i got a lot of ppl that require some "american freedom " stuck inside them :)
but srsly, why does everyone think aliens would be non-friendly anyways? that just reflects our dumb predator instinct

If they're aggressive, probably, just die to them. It'd be a massacre if we were invaded by a deep-space alien life-form.

Is there any leak about alien mining technologies?
This could be interesting...

They watch the movies too, I think they made a Modified Grade 1 Improved copy of Kaspersky (with an unlimited licence)  ;)

We would just have to all gather up for a plan. the military would do the fighting. wed have to lock doors protect are self’s. keep a guard up. but how come they only work. what are they working on. well they got no other plans but to take over earth. i also don’t know why they keep themselves a secret there more powerful than us . well i would make a plan know yo be ready.

I wouldn't really expect to survive that scenario for very long. But I would probably assume that I was in greater danger from other humans than from the aliens, so I'd stay holed up in my apartment and calmly await the inevitable.

WTF? Suicide is for the cowards. We have to gather up and fight the enemy (sana8410 has posted above). If a neighbor invades my land, I'll gather my weapons and fight him rather than committing suicide. Same here. Doesn't matter how much technologically sophisticated the enemy is. There are 7 billion of us in the world. We can defeat them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-DEDyv-E8I

Sounds about right. That's also my plan for the zombies too.

Throw water on them, like in Signs ;D

Or explain to them how bankers are ruining everything.

Go to the nearest gun store and load up then go to a secure place.

If there are any  aliens , then we ought to be able to observe them harvesting stars long before they reach our world. Might give us time to formulate a welcome, clean our acts up, and maybe even think of something intelligent to bring to the conversation.
Assuming they feel like talking...

If Aliens did approach our planet, it would be for one of two things.
Curiosity (we may be the first form of intelligent life they have seen) or slavery (we're smart enough to operate mines or whatever for them, etc). But then again wouldn't they just have machines to do work for them anyway?
Really though, if we had the technology to travel the universe and investigate other planets and we found intelligent alien life that is more primitive than us, we would probably be curios and would communicate with them and maybe help them or whatever (there's gonna be people that would setup a charity or something for this).

Don't marry, the aliens will steal your lady and you will die in agony trying to stop them.

. Build space marine costume - http://www.instructables.com/id/Build-Lifesize-Space-Marine-Armor-in-352-Terribly-/#step1

. Get appropriately oversized weapon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9DkciMTsLI

. Charge into battle screaming - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iexlGj4Lvg

If they are capable of galactic conquest then I fear that we are far to primitive to even dream of repelling an alien invasion. That being said, i'd still try to survived as long as I can and take out as many of these alien as I can if possible!

What can ants do when humans wants to destroy their anthill? Imagine that situation and make it clear in your mind that we are like ants for aliens. We are really hopeless.

I'll try to be their friend either way (if they come to attack us or just to know us) to leave this planet full of savage people :D

lol if they're friendly sure :P alien chicks would be hawt :P

This ain't Men in Black, but if aliens are advanced enough to reach our planet, they're probably advanced enough to know how to blend in with the general population and also advanced enough to intercept our TV channels and realize that we're a bunch of ornery little apes who can inject viruses into their computers and kill them with our germs. Even our music is lethal (C'mon, tell me you never saw Mars Attacks!).

Yep, Mass Effect inter-racial sex :D

I agree that if they were able to come here they would be so advanced that probably they wouldn't care much about us. Hey look this primitive species, not even a type I civilization, will they make it?

I guess they would have to be at least a civilization type II (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale).

Aliens are nothing to fear.  The gross majority and very peaceful, otherwise they would have never evolved as much as they did, they would have went extinct from their own affairs.

And aliens are gods, btw.

Dank are right from time to time and I can agree with him this time. Aliens are probably gods to people. If they were hostile would be dead anyway. There is nothing to fear in my opinion.

Yup. We are weak compared to them.

But ultimately, we are aliens too.  We just need to evolve to our full potential.

Aliens or Reptilians?

I've heard about a cross breed.

Some say we were dropped here by reptilians and we are slaves to them.

We naturally use our ego, fear, instinctively, so some would classify as that type.

Though we have the ability to consciously kill our ego and tap into our soul to transcend beyond normal human consciousness.

Aren't they both aliens though?

for someone who talks about killing the ego, it's sure funny that you go around proclaiming that you are god, or neo "the chosen one," from the matrix. then again, when something comes out of your mouth, all logic goes out the window.

I tap into my soul with a little help of DMT. My 3rd eye helps me see the light.

Aliens are Aliens and Reptilians are Reptilians :)

@DANK

Looking forward to listening to your music once I get on break :)

Not much.. if they can get here we are Fed if they want to end us.

Hopefully they would be coming here to save us from the banksters as that might be the only way it happens.

instead of assume they are war-like beings, i would try to make peace.  first by raping their captain.  and then having s-x with their children.

You're the one doubting it, so who has the ego?

Stating the state of what is does not proclaim pride or boasting of my ego.  I'm just aware that I'm in that position.  I believe we are all equal and may take our own role of neo at anytime.


Thank you sir!  Means a lot to hear that, I've been deprived of motivation recently.

The military can't do nothing against some of these aliens. Some can control you with their minds, disable powerful weapons at will. Perhaps we will have no choice but to submit.... :P

The same as a Zombie Apocalypse basically.

doubt something does not make you egoistic.. where is your logic? i don't know what to say.. if you call yourself god, or "the chosen one," that just means you are an egoistic lunatic.

I'd do what one should do in any emergency, i'd hodl.

If aliens in any threatening form managed to find their way to Earth I'd be fairly confident that we would be screwed.

Hide under the desk.

Maybe I just will try to find safe place for hiding until someone successfully defeat the alien

You clearly don't know what ego is.

Ego: Fear, doubt, negativity
Soul: Love, peace, positivity

God is positivity, all.  To be god does not imply ego at all.

It is your ego, sense of doubt and judgement that is creating the reality of egoistic lunatic, which is thereby only applicable to yourself.

Not so much. They are almost polar opposites. Zombies have virtually or literally no cognitive function. Aliens have super-cognitive function (and psychic/kinetic abilities).

The interesting question will be. Will a species be more compassionate toward lower life form or more cruel toward it if their cognitive function is more evolved?

Based on our treatment of 'lower' lifeforms, I would bunker down.

With this in mind, it'll already be too late. Hell, it's quite possible -- if the millions of supposed abductees are not batshit insane -- that humans are already being treated by some higher life forms in the same way that we treat caged or tracked animals.

So dank acts the way he does because he is all about fear, doubt and negativity.

Can't be a god if you don't have a soul.   :-\

What is this about -- I keep seeing this posted, that Dank doesn't have a soul. :D What's that about? Link to thread? :)

I'm not too sure, but I think he sold his soul, or at least escrowed it, for bitcoins.

You're a hypocrite.  I believe humans can do anything imaginable.  You doubt everything I say vod.

I would need more details of the type of invasion to say.

Some people believe that this has taken place in the past or goes on now.

Others believe that several Alien races have 'visited' us.

Some people believe we were 'cerated' by aliens.

In general I cannot get worried about it.

Any civilization  capable of interstellar travel that would happen to find us would have no more interest in this planet than a hiker might have as they walk past an ant hill.

If they were a good hearted hiker they may try not to step on the ants as they wallk by.  If they were less good hearted they may try to 'stamp' on a few. A very curious hiker who was also interested in science may even collect a few to study later.

I would focus on the problems of the world that are things we need to deal with now vs. these strange science fiction scenarios.

Become a head of the world-wide transitional occupation government. Later, declare a new state on the rights of vassalage.

Everything you say you can do requires a soul.  You don't have one.  So humans may be able to do anything, but you cannot.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=93003.0

Dank gave his soul to squall when he forfeited on his debt.  Dank does not have a soul, so he cannot be god.

BRIBE THE ALIENS WITH BITCOIN, IT IS WORTH A BAGILLION DOLLARS ON THEIR HOME PLANET.

I think you misunderstood what karma playing a role on my life means.

Holy crap, thanks Vod! I never read that first post about DankBank.

The mod's edit at the end is epic:

If they have the technology to visit our planet, our weapons will be useless.

how does one start to talk about god, souls and other kinds of bullshit when talking about an alien invasions? :o

The believe the aliens created God or visa versa.

The aliens will come when the world turns.  Great destruction will occur on the planet as our earth's magnetic field inverts for the first time in tens of thousands of year.

The aliens are actually gods/angels and those who fear them will be driven to their own destruction.  Those who seek forgiveness will ascend to the heavens with them.

The time is now to seek forgiveness.  The time is now to find god and believe in the infinite.

Those who attend the music festival will be the first to ascend and fly around the world.

The singularity that occurs there will trigger earth's poles to flip.

If we don't ascend consciously, we will become extinct through WWIII or the destruction of our planet.

This has been prophesied by many for thousands of years.

May you all find peace through these days.

Luckly my sarcasm detector prevented me to give you an obvious answer :)

I think I didn't mean it that way, an alien invasion may not be very probable but gods and souls are at another level of improbability...

I've been putting nails in a large stick for years now.
and cheese.. everybody knows aliens are scaed of cheese.
hmm or is that garlic and vampires.

tbh I invision a game of thrones / star wars invasion, like they have giants and also mechanical mech warriors. We will just basically give in and welcome our new alien overloads... building pyramids for them.

Mmm... it seems I have to recalibrate my detector.

BTW, come on, it would be a though fight to declare what is more improbable than what.
I would put all of them on the same plane.

Just to be clear, I'm questioning about the (im)probability of all these events in the cinematographic way they are reported.
On the other side, I'm quite sure that extraterrestrial life does exist and also - about the human being - I tend to think that there have to be something more than our meat, our physical body. I'm not so sure that our mind, our thoughts, our coscience (maybe consciousness is the right word) can simply switch off and suddenly vanish when our heart stops to pump.
That said, I tend to smile in the same way when I read about reptilians, angels, demons or alien invasions.

I will seek out my red neck buddy and hide at his place.

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"The invasion was almost a success till Dank starting playing the National Anthem."

 ;D His parents just died a little more.

Staying low and hide in remote area are probably the only option you can do.

gather all of my foods and supplies and make a one way undergoround house and not going to get outside (ohh i forgot ill make my own food system underground lol)

Run the other way.

I would sell drugs to aliens and make them so addicted that they become slaves.

Surrender.

Find a way to get one of their spaceships will be awesome explore the universe and have your own spaceship.

Read Daniel Dennett or see his talks on consciousness...

How about we print a bunch of their currency and turn them into wage slaves.

Heck, I would join them. Can't you think of all the tech they would have that we don't? It would have to be quite impressive considering the fact that they got to us way before we could get to them.

Submit to the alien overlords!

how can u join them if u cant understand or if they think u are an enemy that if u just show ur face uull gonna get killed no exceptions

nah,nah,nah

they're aren't used to our bacteria, bacteria is going to kill them :D

which movie is that?

I saw that somewhere


we're talking about aliens
if they were able to travel millions of light years to come to our planet
they will be able to find&kill someone with a gun

I see no reason why they would want to kill everyone, there's plenty of planets like earth with less evolved creatures (I guess), if they come for the resources they only need our obediance, not our death

a rebellion altough heroic would hardly help
altough, go for it :D

we must show Earth is ours to keep :)

kill myself rather than be probed

Sit in the front yard with my shotgun. They'll either shake hands or die.  :D

Sell out and rat all of you in to our new alien overlords.

if we have invented anesthesia don't you think they have something similar? :D

Grab a towel and go to the pub for a pint.

Then after a quick pint at the local, we might as well head on to the restaurant at the edge of the universe? 

I would hide underground with my parents. Then, I'll build a atomic bomb and then I'll do explode it to kills alien ;D ;D

Sneeze on them.



Are you sure you wouldn't rather die? I mean, Vogon poetry is supposedly pretty bad. :P


Anyway, movie/book plots aside, I believe chances are we wouldn't even understand what we were looking at if any alien life were to come this way, let alone have any meaningful chance to fight them. Think of it this way: assuming we don't kill each other or enter another "dark age" before then, what will humans be like in 1000 years? What about 10000 years? Can you imagine all the knowledge we'll possess, and everything we will be able to do? Well, the elements and conditions needed for life as we know it have been around for at least 8 or 9 billion years; life on Earth is at most 4 billion years old. We could potentially be faced with species that have been around billions of years before Earth was even created. Assuming their technological progress was mostly positive, who knows what they would be able to do, or what they could possibly want with Earth for that matter.

Another thing I find interesting is this: even if we were lucky to be visited by a species that were just sufficiently advanced to have practical interstellar capabilities (FTL), but otherwise similar to humans, I'm not sure there would be much reason to assume they came to "invade the planet". I mean, any decent interstellar propulsion system would likely require prodigal amounts of energy to operate; energy which could potentially be redirected to some form of energy-matter conversion technology. Why waste resources on an invasion fleet and on a voyage to risk your hide fighting some weird species, when you could probably use all that energy to just create what it was you were after in the first place?

Depends about that how they look, how smart are they and all other stuff.
I would probably steal van and rob all kind of nice stuff from stores and then go hiding somewhere and enjoy all my free stuff, thanks to aliens :P

Hide under the rock.

I'd try to amass metals of any kind, and hide them away in the mountains (Anywhere I can get to). Then I try to supplement their needs by selling them the metals, and attempt to get a managing position over all the other human slaves be a manager for their workforce.

That or fight back. As long as possible, until it's useless to try fighting continuously.

Chances are I'd try to benefit from them as much as possible. Ask for a bit of land, grow their food, work, you know, kind of like normal.

Nice move.. hiding under a rock will have a 100% successful survival rate. lol.

Let me join you, Patrick.

-Sponge bob

An alien capable for space travel will most likely have the technology to wipe human out.

Praying is probably the only thing one can do and hope god/heaven exists.

One final fuck.

Alien invasion I doubt they even bother seeing the state of the planet and the people that live here  :D

I'll drink alcohol with them or, if they won't be nice, i'll repeat South Park scenario

Alien invasion? I'll ask them to mine some bitcoin with their amazing technologies!

How do you know they have amazing technologies?
We might be much smarter than them...

You need more than Amazing technologies to travel lightyears in space. The fact that there is no other civilization in Solar system they must came from other solar system. Most likely they came from more than 22 light years from Earth. Because Alpha Centauri System most possibly can't support life.

Do you know how take it takes to make interstellar travel. The civilization technology must be Level II type while today we are still not a Level I civilization. They will be superior in almost every aspects to us. They have to the ability to control weather like rain, drought, hurricane, global warming, cause or prevent earthquakes, they can terraform a planet. There is a big possibility they achieve singularity with the machines. They are near immortal.

How we defeat that kind of enemy. Our only choice is to hide underground and wait for the right moment and learn their technology and find their weakness then defeat them.

I will ask them to take me with them.
What an opportunity to live on two different planetary systems in one lifetime!

Just hope that they will not dissect you.  :)

I would rather hope they let me screw their beautiful blondes to study human reproductive system.

Befriend the Aliens,go into hiding if impossible.

I will hide in the caves or forest away from cities as much as possible.

I believe you.

Otherwise how does someone explain Crop Circles?  ::)

Incase of a alien invasion, we still have Optimus Prime and the autobots to fight those evil decepticons.  ::)

I'll probably just welcome our new overlords. I doubt we'd stand a chance.  :)

if we're smarter then them, how come they discovered us instead of us discovering them?


never surrender!

but yeah, pretty much no chance..

Unless they're entire race is pacifist. THEN we have a chance.

yeah agree with most here. if there are an alien invasion, my plan would be to roll over and die. if they can reach planet earth from wherever they are from, then we are just ants to them. and this is what most astrophysicists believe as well.

Depends on how good looking those aliens are..

http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/50-hot-alien-women

I'd probably hide and see what they're up to. Hopefully their goal would be sightseeing and sex :D

hiding probably won't work.. they'd probably have the technology to know where everyone was at any point in time. what i'd do is sell out the human race, and offer my services as their agent  :D

i hope it wont happen. I do not know what to do if it happens. May the Lord be with us.

LOL, you Backstabber!!

This is the agent right:

http://www.hollywoodchicago.com/sites/default/files/BSG_2_0.jpg

Can't beat them, join em!

I have learnt from Arnold's 'Predator' movies that aliens can't see you if you cover yourself with mud ;D

So I'll probably cover myself with mud if they're not friendly.

wow!! i even don't know this topic was exist,, why i'm here?? really don't have any idea.. hahaha
anyway if alien come to earth why not we introduce them bitcoin, maybe they can share the super power technology with 1million TH/s for free, hahahaha  8)

They are probably the ones who invented Bitcoin.

Satoshi Nakamoto is an alien, teleported to earth to give earthlings a better future currency.

today many countries do have nuclear weapons... when would they be used?

Something you all should know, the dark entities/aliens are already present on our planet.  We are enslaved to them.

Any alien invasion would be a virtually manifested deception to further pull humanity under their control.

There are far more entities of light that exist multidimensionally then the limited number of dark beings that currently control society.

I'd ask them how it's to live on their planet, if it was better i'd raise hands and ask to become their loyal citizen. Aliens, please come to my city first!

They have the ability to shapeshift... or that fact that we're in the 3rd dimension, we only perceive them a particular way... occasionally can get a glance but only in passing. Can you imagine what the hell we look like to a 2 dimensional being?

Dank, stop confusing the hell out of people. Some things can only be understood when you're passengers of the same plane.

Too tired to comprehend, but it sounds good :) lol  also not to mention... considering the time it would take them to get here, they probably wouldn't have known we've evolved into pseudo intelligent beings; earth was probably just a rock. Sure, they could've figured out time travel, but that's just a one way streak and impossible for them to return home. But I guess if they traveled near/at/past the speed of light... wait a sec... they'd be traveling in the future! Traveling the same speed on the way back home will only land them further into the future! off topic

Oh come on... you could've done better than that. The jig's been up with crop circles for a long time! lol 

But here's something to think about... you think this is the first time we've made it to this level of intelligence? Hell, we don't even know what year we're really in yet civilizations 5k plus ago still blows our mind. That's because The Day The Earth Stood Still taught us that all man made structures can be gone in a blink of an eye... let's say 1000 years; everything rotted away. No evidence of us would survive... but the natural structures will stand. Then we get to start all over again :)   

We call entities such as those, gods. ;)

what happened to dank's scammer markings?  was he forgiven by the forum gods or the 'beings of light' or whatever he likes to call them?

if it happens then it is best to deal with it, because hiding is not the solution because sooner or later they must also find us anyway if we hide food stocks will run out and the edges are out too

They were obsolete, and so were removed in favor of the trust system. You can see the list of changes here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=603586.0 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=603586.0).

I have only came across many and many of the conspiracy theories and no concrete proof / evidence that exposes the real truth.

Any links to clear my head?

lol, I wish I did - otherwise I wouldn't still be awake right now :P  If anything it'll only make your head spin. Seriously. Lots of puzzle pieces with no connecting parts... at least until you make that connection (I believe it's called enlightenment, if you will). It's why most reject it (acceptance is easier), and most idiot savants go crazy (even the most brilliant don't handle it well). Dank might be on the koo koo side with his ramblings, but usually there's a message that maybe one day you'll come to appreciate. But if you're serious about this... I'll start you off with the basics. The universal language that even our alien visitors would be able to decipher... the seed of life. This isn't going to be a quick wikipedia read; I'd probably start with youtube. And after that blows your mind, come back for more when the smoke clears. :) 

Haha.. right. Actually I have gone through a lot of documentaries, articles and the-like for last few years, and I am in the same state of mind as yours. Reading your previous comments I thought I must be missing something here, but I think we're wearing the same boots.

Same plan as zombie apocalypse

You should have different plans. Zombies are idiots while Aliens are very intelligent and has very advanced technology.

On a related note, dank has been going at it again:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=657660.0

 ::)

Most probably we are going to destroy ourselves before any alien can reach us.

But lets say aliens do invade , well here`s how I think its going to go:
- First we wont be able to know about it until it would be too late , because the government wont tell us anything.

- In case of non-friendly aliens , we are to assume we will be quite dead if they wanted to , if they have the technology to fly millions of light years to us , They sure have the power to erase our DNA from the planet.

- In case of friendly aliens , I doubt it will be an invasion , but if there will be one there will be to rescue us from a threat that is to come and they know that we will not survive.

The only way we could win a war to aliens is to act like rats, we would have to bring them to our levels so they can not use their power, the solution could be go underground and then wait for them to come after us, that will be a fair combat, otherwise on the surface they will kill us all instantly without much effort.

Even assuming we can see them coming and have time to prepare, why do you believe going underground will wield a different result? Or for that matter, why do you believe they would need to come after us at all? I think we can all agree that any species capable of interstellar travel will likely be far more advanced; anywhere from a few centuries to millions or even billions of years ahead of us. Can you imagine what humans would be capable of in a few centuries, if we don't kill each other before then? Imagine what they would be able to do, added to the likelihood they would have foreknowledge of human capabilities and weaknesses.

wouldnt they bury us alive ?
like they can get to us... but we can't get to them or even know much about them ? but they are probing our anus for years.

but seriously... i think they'd all take us as there slaves.. or kill us all and eat our spleens. they love spleens..

atleast you guys in USA have guns :(

One nuclear bomb treat to them and they will leave us alone instantly, why? Because a nuclear bomb will kill almost everything that has life (including us), and I don't think they want a contaminated or dead planet, otherwise the wouldn't be here in the first place.

get into my bunker and watch old movies ;)

They could be after mineral resources for all we know; whether it's a dead planet or not would make little difference (though as I said previously, I think there would be better uses of the energy they'd have to spend to get here). Then, good luck actually hitting their ships; provided it has enough energy, a simple laser would be more than capable of taking care of incoming missiles.

If your plan is to start looking for weapons and shelter after the invasion has already started, I think you're pretty much screwed.

Seeing how a few posters would side with the aliens to become their pets but keep their life I start to doubt this community.
Too many back stabbers here ;).

You can trust the Anarchists, they thrive in chaotic enivironments :P

true; they're comfortable with the rand seed

but it's fair to get defensive approach to aliens, its the instinct the
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http://youtu.be/AgOxoMMillM?t=4m33s (http://youtu.be/AgOxoMMillM?t=4m33s) )

But reacting too defensive all the time can be bad; like your defensive system reacting to every alien entity in your body can lead to allergy or if you amygdala imbalance leads to panic attacks etc ...

       

Well, I'm not sure you'd be that trustworthy in that situation either, depending on how "good looking" the aliens are. ;D

Do you really think that you would have time to search for the optimal cave?
You should do this upfront though. Already have a place to go to. Also don't forget to turn off all electrical devices.

The plan would be similar. If they weren't that aggressive I'd ask them to convert me or let me join them.

 I will hid and wait for them to leave. :-\

run for cover, but don't plan on making it out unscathed. this won't be like "independence day" ;)

Screw their pretty girls before they kill me?

well I would fight the bastards! xD

I would hide in my basement.

http://www.saintsagainsttyranny.com/Symbol.gif
I would put these up.

And they would put these up:

https://i.imgur.com/VDOVMlv.jpg

:D

Just slap yourself and wake up, and you'll realise that it was only just a dream.

What happens if the slap does nothing? That said I would probably do that if we ever found aliens.

If aliens come he will make suicide by slapping his face and hoping they go away  ::)

I believe when they come you will be slave of them and i dont think you can fight them ;D

Aliens are already among us Mr Feina. They are watching you. We are watching you.

Aliens are our friends

I'd fight them with everything I have or go on a suicidal mission to destroy their mother ship and be known as a hero.

Why would aliens even invade us?

We suck. Taking over the planet should be as easy as pouring salt on a snail.

Imagine a human trying to invade an Ant Nest. That's how hard it would be.

Just make sure you kill yourself before alien do something on you.

You guys are forgetting one important thing. We have The Avengers to defend us.

Hulk, Iron man, and Thor can stop any alien threat!

Stay at home, you cannot get away.

I would sell all my bitcoins

How does that help you with aliens?

They would be so fascinated with my fast reaction they would instantly left.

I did not thought i will have to describe in details.

resistance is futile

/ff

:D

What if the aliens are like Preying Mantises...

Ouch.

On February 12, 2013, NASA confirmed alien invasion! Scientists also predicted that three giant alien spaceships will arrive in March of 2013.

The exclusive media reporting about the continuing alien invasion is WWN and its top investigative reporter, Frank Lake, the world’s top investigative reporter on this issue.

In an effort to avoid panic, governments around the globe have been covering up the invasion. However, WWN feels we must report the truth, and if we take peaceful actions now – we can avoid a war with aliens.

As cited on WWN, UFO encounters continue to increase and scientists at Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI), an independent non-commercial organization announced, that:

    “Three giant spaceships are heading toward Earth. The largest one of them is 200 miles wide. Two others are slightly smaller. At present, the objects are just moving past Jupiter.  Judging by their speed, they should be on Earth by the fall of 2012,” said John Malley, the lead extraterrestrial expert at SETI.


Read more at http://guardianlv.com/2013/06/nasa-confirmed-alien-invasion/#1EmEuh7Sk8f6wICZ.99


http://guardianlv.com/2013/06/nasa-confirmed-alien-invasion/ (http://guardianlv.com/2013/06/nasa-confirmed-alien-invasion/)

They're already here.  Saw 1 above my house teh other nite.  Looks like a 747.

But stops in midair whebmb u think about it

Welp I guess I'm not reading whatever was below

Here, I'll soften the blow for you: Dank has been seeing too much Men in Black, the movie. :P

Dank sees stuff even with his eyes closed.  He does not need visual stimuli to see things - just a good hit apparently.

i think the way if they come to earth is introduce them bitcoin(it's before they kill us) hahahahaha LOL

build up a stash of bitcoins and flee this planet. and then buy some spaceships and weapons from the aliens. obviously they'll take mathmaical money over happy faces on thin slices of trees.

hahahahaha this one really make me laugh hahahah

ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy. :'(

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades  :o

dude, some of these alien species have psychic/telekinetic powers. what you gonna do then?

Obviously they would be using me to slice and dice others then.  I have a weak mind  ;)

That wouldn't work for the same reasons apes aren't our masters right now.  The aliens would be much smarter than we are and have advanced weapons.

Do you think they would travel hundreds of light years (at least, probably more) to fight hand-to-hand combat with earthlings? What do you think this is, Predator (the film)? ;D

i actually called the spaceships here.  and my name is Rael

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090206105413/uncyclopedia/images/6/6f/Rael.jpg

i mean i'd probably try to hole up in a basement for a while, stocked up. but they'd probably come for me through the walls if they cared to.

Your plan in case of an alien invasion ??

Drive towards the big mushroom cloud  ;D ;D

Triff ..

Maybe you should watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7oSlJz42bM#t=63

Well I sure as hell am not relying on somebody flying a pirated spaceship into the mother-ship and uploading a virus.  If they can cross between stars they can probably scan our video archives and see that plot coming a mile away  :D

Say take me to your leader....

Where are the aliens now?!!

Just die faster is the best solution. You don't want do something nasty...

I think only the possible way to survive is to live underground at least 1 km deep.

I finallly thought of a new plan !!!


When 'they' arrive I will just gtfo.  :)


I don't think it would go very well. 


This is one area I certainly agree with Hawking.


Contact with aliens is the last thing this planet needs.


Most of the UFO culture was created at the pentagon early on then took off on it's own.


Top secret military bases testing aircraft and classified technology have added to the unfocused picture to create an entire almost religious movement of people who share a common belief that has no proof.

Not much I can do if they are hostile. Itts game over.

False flag

No choice but to stay and fight.

Probably not bother doing much, as many men smarter than me have stated - an alien race which has the technology to make it to our planet would be so astronomically powerful in our eyes that we would be no more to it than an ant is to us.

The only thing you could do is hope, and make yourself useful if they are looking for slaves.

in case of alien invasion, buy bitcoins

How does that help?

Ha, that's a great scene from Independence Day! What most people don't know is: There's a cut-scene that explained why this actually makes sense: We got all our computing technology from the Aliens to begin with! That's the reason why 'our own' technology is compatible with the aliens' technology!

Get cast iron underpants  ;D

Yeah, if they really manage to come to Earth now, they're clearly superior when it comes to technology. If we're not lucky and they have some kind of problems adapting to our environment, we stand no chance. But I remain hopeful that they're friendly and just want to establish communications!

Depends if the aliens speak Russian and are here to protect their fellow aliens persecuted by the human race.

I would handover myself and surrender to them,mankind and the earthly things  are getting why not try something new.

Try and get on the mothership and take a trip around the universe.

Spam them with emails and spend adware and Trojan  into their spaceship operation system and take control

f*ck anything that moves ;D

offer them a beer  ;D

That sounds like a brilliant plan. Do tell me more! ::)

It really depends on the type of alien. Some of the grey aliens -- zeta reticuli or whatever -- they're not friendly. You better just hope they aren't interested in messing with you. Humans are pretty primitive in comparison. :)

I'll call my Mom.

We would all be drafted worldwide.
So if you hang out in your shelter/cave and ignore the draft, the police will come and get you.

It's true, they've been here for a good minute.

If aliens invade my country, I'll go to their country and take their women.

I would ask them to take me away to their planet with them.Earth has got boring these days .

good plan lets call his mum

Will fight them by initiating them to hooters alcohol and all kind of drugs...in a short time they will become relaxed and harmelss

Yeah, I think I know why aliens have never visited us at least publicly :P

UP :D

simple id pick there side and wipe out the Human Race :D

Link their computer to the BitcoinTalk forum.

Just run like a little girl.

So, you're saying you'd be the first to die?

Hijack their space vehicle then put it in stealth mode everytime I park it.

I would get their super high-tech computers and use it to mine many many bitcoins with it for myself !
best ideea ever !

Have fun dying :D

I would like to have enough BTC to go to my private island  8)

If they traveled among the stars, I don't think oceans would be a greater obstacle. Was this the thread you were planning on posting on?

Head towards the mushroom cloud ..

Triff ..