Your plan in case of an alien invasion

[u9y42]

Don't read below if you're scared of the cold hard truth:

Welp I guess I'm not reading whatever was below

Here, I'll soften the blow for you: Dank has been seeing too much Men in Black, the movie.

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[ALToids]

Don't read below if you're scared of the cold hard truth:

Welp I guess I'm not reading whatever was below

Here, I'll soften the blow for you: Dank has been seeing too much Men in Black, the movie.

Dank sees stuff even with his eyes closed.  He does not need visual stimuli to see things - just a good hit apparently.

[wakhidNkcom]

i think the way if they come to earth is introduce them bitcoin(it's before they kill us) hahahahaha LOL

[bitmarket.io]

build up a stash of bitcoins and flee this planet. and then buy some spaceships and weapons from the aliens. obviously they'll take mathmaical money over happy faces on thin slices of trees.

[wakhidNkcom]

build up a stash of bitcoins and flee this planet. and then buy some spaceships and weapons from the aliens. obviously they'll take mathmaical money over happy faces on thin slices of trees.

hahahahaha this one really make me laugh hahahah

[JerryCurlzzz]

ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy.

[ALToids]

ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy.

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades 

[HarryT1923]

ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy.

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades 

dude, some of these alien species have psychic/telekinetic powers. what you gonna do then?

[ALToids]

ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy.

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades 

dude, some of these alien species have psychic/telekinetic powers. what you gonna do then?

Obviously they would be using me to slice and dice others then.  I have a weak mind 

[Vod]

ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy.

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades 

That wouldn't work for the same reasons apes aren't our masters right now.  The aliens would be much smarter than we are and have advanced weapons.

[u9y42]

ain't nothing gonna save you. bow down to your new overlords and hope for mercy.

As long as they don't have have crazy explosive weapons I could hand/hand anything under 200 pounds (assuming they're not insanely muscular like an orangutang).  Guest house is stocked full of whoop ass and about 150 types of blades  

Do you think they would travel hundreds of light years (at least, probably more) to fight hand-to-hand combat with earthlings? What do you think this is, Predator (the film)?

[Bitcoin Magazine]

i actually called the spaceships here.  and my name is Rael

[HarryT1923]

i mean i'd probably try to hole up in a basement for a while, stocked up. but they'd probably come for me through the walls if they cared to.

[Triffin]

Your plan in case of an alien invasion ??

Drive towards the big mushroom cloud 

Triff ..

[Miz4r]

Something you all should know, the dark entities/aliens are already present on our planet.  We are enslaved to them.

Any alien invasion would be a virtually manifested deception to further pull humanity under their control.

There are far more entities of light that exist multidimensionally then the limited number of dark beings that currently control society.

Maybe you should watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7oSlJz42bM#t=63

[Bitsaurus]

Well I sure as hell am not relying on somebody flying a pirated spaceship into the mother-ship and uploading a virus.  If they can cross between stars they can probably scan our video archives and see that plot coming a mile away 

[Crypto_G]

Say take me to your leader....

[catena5260]

On February 12, 2013, NASA confirmed alien invasion! Scientists also predicted that three giant alien spaceships will arrive in March of 2013.

The exclusive media reporting about the continuing alien invasion is WWN and its top investigative reporter, Frank Lake, the world’s top investigative reporter on this issue.

In an effort to avoid panic, governments around the globe have been covering up the invasion. However, WWN feels we must report the truth, and if we take peaceful actions now – we can avoid a war with aliens.

As cited on WWN, UFO encounters continue to increase and scientists at Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI), an independent non-commercial organization announced, that:

    “Three giant spaceships are heading toward Earth. The largest one of them is 200 miles wide. Two others are slightly smaller. At present, the objects are just moving past Jupiter.  Judging by their speed, they should be on Earth by the fall of 2012,” said John Malley, the lead extraterrestrial expert at SETI.


Read more at http://guardianlv.com/2013/06/nasa-confirmed-alien-invasion/#1EmEuh7Sk8f6wICZ.99


http://guardianlv.com/2013/06/nasa-confirmed-alien-invasion/

Where are the aliens now?!!

[Gumbork]

Just die faster is the best solution. You don't want do something nasty...

[dwi0021]

I think only the possible way to survive is to live underground at least 1 km deep.