Your plan in case of an alien invasion

[DAYAGO]

What's your plan in case of an alien invasion???

I would probably start by getting my family and friends safe in an underground base. Then start gathering supplies and weapons to start a rebellion. Then get people to fight against the aliens or die trying.

[dank]

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Aliens have already invaded.  They work with the government and I have seen one in a government impala which cut off the road in front of me and showed itself to me.

Go ahead, call me crazy.  You can never change what I saw for my own eyes.  My friend saw the car roll by too.

[Malin Keshar]

develop a computer virus and destroy their mother ship. Worked on Independence Day.


Or just go to chemical and biological warfare, like War of The Worlds.

[DrG]

I would ask if they could convert me to one of them.  If you can't beat 'em....

[CEG5952]

What's your plan in case of an alien invasion???

I would probably start by getting my family and friends safe in an underground base. Then start gathering supplies and weapons to start a rebellion. Then get people to fight against the aliens or die trying.

Where are you going to find an underground base? Do you have some sort of bunker underneath your house? When the aliens invade, you won't have time to find an underground base!

[BitcoinBarrel]

What type of Aliens are we talking about here 

[CEG5952]

What type of Aliens are we talking about here 

You know, the type that come down from menacing looking saucers and control you with their mind. Or the ones that look like reptiles, maybe. Or maybe it'll just be some Mars Attacks! type shit. Use your imagination!

[DolanDuck]

Here there's a manual about how to survive in case of an alien invasion:
http://www.wikihowl.com/survive-an-alien-invasion.html

[beetcoin]

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Aliens have already invaded.  They work with the government and I have seen one in a government impala which cut off the road in front of me and showed itself to me.

Go ahead, call me crazy.  You can never change what I saw for my own eyes.  My friend saw the car roll by too.

yeah um you're crazy.. and now you're looking for a plot of land to casually host a 1,000,000 person party.

[dank]

The ones inhabiting earth are multidimensional beings.  Meaning they have the ability to shapeshift.

Ultimately, we are also multidimensional beings though we have been brainwashed and farmed for so long we have lost our ways from our spiritual powers.

And that is exactly what they do, farm us for our spiritual energy, our negative emotions feed them.  Without fear, they are powerless.

[dank]

Don't read below if you're scared of the cold hard truth:












Aliens have already invaded.  They work with the government and I have seen one in a government impala which cut off the road in front of me and showed itself to me.

Go ahead, call me crazy.  You can never change what I saw for my own eyes.  My friend saw the car roll by too.

yeah um you're crazy.. and now you're looking for a plot of land to casually host a 1,000,000 person party.

Crazy is a word for lack of understanding.  Meaning you lack understanding of what I say.

[CEG5952]

The ones inhabiting earth are multidimensional beings.  Meaning they have the ability to shapeshift.

Ultimately, we are also multidimensional beings though we have been brainwashed and farmed for so long we have lost our ways from our spiritual powers.

Actually, I think this is pretty on point. However, I think we may not have ever, to date, actually used or controlled these psychic/spiritual powers per se. And I think there are good-natured aliens who would like us to hone these abilities.

[dank]

The ones inhabiting earth are multidimensional beings.  Meaning they have the ability to shapeshift.

Ultimately, we are also multidimensional beings though we have been brainwashed and farmed for so long we have lost our ways from our spiritual powers.

Actually, I think this is pretty on point. However, I think we may not have ever, to date, actually used or controlled these psychic/spiritual powers per se. And I think there are good-natured aliens who would like us to hone these abilities.

Some say supernatural powers were common throughout the lands long ago.  Then something happened and nearly all of those harnessing powers were eliminated.

I can't say for sure.  Though I can say that psychedelics have given me subalien awareness, meaning that I have consciously experienced powers of levitation myself and have increased my senses relatively close to what some aliens may perceive.  Though I know I have a ways to go to meet the awareness of some of the most intelligent beings.

I know how we can all harness these powers, we just need to reach singularity like I have reached within myself.  I'm trying to help teach people these things, but it's hard when everyone judges you.

[Ron~Popeil]

The ones inhabiting earth are multidimensional beings.  Meaning they have the ability to shapeshift.

Ultimately, we are also multidimensional beings though we have been brainwashed and farmed for so long we have lost our ways from our spiritual powers.

Actually, I think this is pretty on point. However, I think we may not have ever, to date, actually used or controlled these psychic/spiritual powers per se. And I think there are good-natured aliens who would like us to hone these abilities.

Some say supernatural powers were common throughout the lands long ago.  Then something happened and nearly all of those harnessing powers were eliminated.

I can't say for sure.  Though I can say that psychedelics have given me subalien awareness, meaning that I have consciously experienced powers of levitation myself and have increased my senses relatively close to what some aliens may perceive.  Though I know I have a ways to go to meet the awareness of some of the most intelligent beings.

I know how we can all harness these powers, we just need to reach singularity like I have reached within myself.  I'm trying to help teach people these things, but it's hard when everyone judges you.

So the 60's were a pretty awesome time for you weren't they?

[beetcoin]

The ones inhabiting earth are multidimensional beings.  Meaning they have the ability to shapeshift.

Ultimately, we are also multidimensional beings though we have been brainwashed and farmed for so long we have lost our ways from our spiritual powers.

Actually, I think this is pretty on point. However, I think we may not have ever, to date, actually used or controlled these psychic/spiritual powers per se. And I think there are good-natured aliens who would like us to hone these abilities.

Some say supernatural powers were common throughout the lands long ago.  Then something happened and nearly all of those harnessing powers were eliminated.

I can't say for sure.  Though I can say that psychedelics have given me subalien awareness, meaning that I have consciously experienced powers of levitation myself and have increased my senses relatively close to what some aliens may perceive.  Though I know I have a ways to go to meet the awareness of some of the most intelligent beings.

I know how we can all harness these powers, we just need to reach singularity like I have reached within myself.  I'm trying to help teach people these things, but it's hard when everyone judges you.

So the 60's were a pretty awesome time for you weren't they?

don't you know? he travelled back in time and hung out with his parents in the 60's.

[Nathonas]

Tell them I hate humanity anyway and want to explore the universe.

[Nobitcoin]

Ask them if I could fly their spaceship 

[Parham6]

I have a solid plan for a a zombie outbreak, haven't thought about aliens but that could be a possibility too.

[bryant.coleman]

I'll gather all the canned food, plant seeds, ammo, weapons, clothes.etc and then take refuge in some remote canyon or a cave. A cave will be the perfect refuge. But it is quite difficult to find one which is sufficiently long and at the same time safe for residence.

[dank]

Praying to god may be your best option.