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Title: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: TheIrishman on November 17, 2014, 11:47:13 PM https://i.imgur.com/rtbVACw.jpg
Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly (http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly) << This recent phenomenon has been observed among young Antarctic fur seals on Marion Island in the South Atlantic. They are targeting king penguins. In a newly published research paper, a South African research team - Ryan Reisinger, William Haddah, Tristan Scott, Marthán Bester and Nico de Bruyn - documented three incidents of seals on the island sexually assaulting penguins. There have been other recorded incidents over the last 30 years. >> Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: pedrog on November 18, 2014, 12:27:40 AM This is the best head line I've read in some time.
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 18, 2014, 01:36:04 AM http://live.orange.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/seal-photobomb.jpg
"They started it! I was just laying here getting a tan when these two alpha male penguins began fucking me in my ass. Ergo, turnaround is fair play." Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Lethn on November 18, 2014, 01:37:36 AM WTF?! I thought I misread that from the cold I've gotten!
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Alejandro Taquito on November 18, 2014, 01:53:30 AM I wonder if they hatch seal pups in the eggs?
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: (oYo) on November 18, 2014, 01:56:12 AM Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence. :-\
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Lethn on November 18, 2014, 02:03:00 AM I'm just still wtfing over it frankly.
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Bitcoin Magazine on November 18, 2014, 02:06:04 AM Mushroom badger
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: fr4nkthetank on November 18, 2014, 02:10:39 AM http://image.bayimg.com/bad3d80afb19c77181f87f5f793f8918544fb95a.jpg Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly (http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly) << This recent phenomenon has been observed among young Antarctic fur seals on Marion Island in the South Atlantic. They are targeting king penguins. In a newly published research paper, a South African research team - Ryan Reisinger, William Haddah, Tristan Scott, Marthán Bester and Nico de Bruyn - documented three incidents of seals on the island sexually assaulting penguins. There have been other recorded incidents over the last 30 years. >> what in the fuck WUT WAT WAT WAT ITS SEAL HUNTING TIME Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: jaberwock on November 18, 2014, 02:50:15 AM Other seals might be harder to rape, so they pick the penguins.
Good to know I'm bigger than seals and I'm far away from them Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Alejandro Taquito on November 18, 2014, 03:11:37 AM Better than the farmer going for the chicken imo.
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Don Flamenco on November 18, 2014, 03:19:30 AM Okay, I've had enough internet for the day.
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: EternalWingsofGod on November 18, 2014, 03:22:32 AM This is the best head line I've read in some time. I have to admit I clicked here Because I was going what is this about XD Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Black Fire on November 18, 2014, 03:34:50 AM Better than the farmer going for the chicken imo. Especially if it's what you are having for supper. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 18, 2014, 03:52:03 AM Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence. :-\ Explain your theory to the poor frog... https://i.imgur.com/sHBf8KF.gif ...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0 Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Black Fire on November 18, 2014, 04:01:51 AM Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence. :-\ Explain your theory to the poor frog... https://i.imgur.com/sHBf8KF.gif ...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0 I hope that frog likes shag carpet. It's gonna have one hell of a headache later. ::) Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: RattleBalls on November 18, 2014, 05:27:43 AM I wish I never looked in this thread. Sheash. :o
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: AltCoinTroll on November 18, 2014, 06:12:58 AM Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence. :-\ Explain your theory to the poor frog... https://i.imgur.com/sHBf8KF.gif ...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0 That poor frog. Can't imagine whats going through it's mind. :o Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: (oYo) on November 18, 2014, 01:15:58 PM Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence. :-\ Explain your theory to the poor frog... https://i.imgur.com/sHBf8KF.gif ...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0 That poor frog. Can't imagine whats going through it's mind. :o @Gleb Gamow, Shocking and horrendous, yet innovative. @AltCoinTroll, I may be taking you too literally here, but it looks quite obvious to me. Not only is 'it' going through its mind, but its whole body in fact. ;) Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Arrogantx on November 18, 2014, 01:18:44 PM poor penguins lol, what a pic. @op
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: niktitan132 on November 18, 2014, 02:12:14 PM Hahaha i think enough internet for me today. :P
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: DarkHyudrA on November 18, 2014, 03:28:24 PM Just WTF, I'm wordless.
Is any case like this happened before? Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Balthazar on November 18, 2014, 03:47:51 PM Putin did it. ;D
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: TaunSew on November 18, 2014, 03:55:38 PM Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Altcoin Prophet on November 18, 2014, 04:26:03 PM Just WTF, I'm wordless. Is any case like this happened before? Yes I've seen dogs mating with cats. Talk about getting some pussy. lol Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: AcerGreen on November 18, 2014, 04:30:30 PM Evidently our preconceived notions about sexual lust in non human species are wrong
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: TaylorSwift on November 18, 2014, 05:37:37 PM This is so disgusting. I'm so shocked! :o
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: DarkHyudrA on November 18, 2014, 06:56:15 PM Just WTF, I'm wordless. Is any case like this happened before? Yes I've seen dogs mating with cats. Talk about getting some pussy. lol Ah well, I meant in nature, cats and dogs is a case already known. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: RodeoX on November 18, 2014, 06:58:24 PM Why? because penguins are freakin hot, that's why! :D
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: wakasaki808 on November 18, 2014, 06:58:41 PM http://image.bayimg.com/bad3d80afb19c77181f87f5f793f8918544fb95a.jpg hahahaha .. damn... god... Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly (http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly) << This recent phenomenon has been observed among young Antarctic fur seals on Marion Island in the South Atlantic. They are targeting king penguins. In a newly published research paper, a South African research team - Ryan Reisinger, William Haddah, Tristan Scott, Marthán Bester and Nico de Bruyn - documented three incidents of seals on the island sexually assaulting penguins. There have been other recorded incidents over the last 30 years. >> Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: jvol on November 18, 2014, 07:17:31 PM enough internet for today
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: BADecker on November 18, 2014, 10:35:27 PM What's the big deal? Scientists are trying to put all kinds of genetics together with other genetics. Why is anyone surprised that the process rubs off on nature through quantum entanglement?
:) Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Nautiluss on November 19, 2014, 12:17:26 AM after seeing this pic, i found blood coming out of my eyes.. lol.
seriously so wrong. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: mrdeposit on November 19, 2014, 12:58:54 AM I thought seals eat penguins. I guess their mothers forgot to teach them not to fuck their food before eating it.
[ x ] Don't play with your food. [ ] Don't rape your food. ??? Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: koshgel on November 19, 2014, 01:46:31 AM Seals are definitely the sociopaths of the sea
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: A Cry for Help on November 19, 2014, 07:26:17 AM Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence. :-\ Explain your theory to the poor frog... https://i.imgur.com/sHBf8KF.gif ...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0 That frog is getting more than mouth full! Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: bornil267645 on November 19, 2014, 11:24:09 AM Get a Seal you son of a seal...
Shame on you Poor penguin Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: gordoh on November 19, 2014, 01:43:58 PM That seal looks awfully chuffed about nailing a penguin. Must be really awkward the next day.
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: TheButterZone on November 19, 2014, 10:09:19 PM Penguins can murder each other, but they can't gang up on a rapist seal and beak-stab it to death?
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Coinshot on November 19, 2014, 10:27:50 PM WTF?? Really, WTF!!
Seals have the second largest testicles, so they may have a lot of pent up urges and not enough willing female seals. This is so disturbing. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 20, 2014, 12:33:18 AM Now, we have the Sealshank Redemption (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm06_Ezpeu0) video making the rounds.
I think we're witnessing the birth of a new meme. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: A Cry for Help on November 20, 2014, 12:37:26 AM First words for the meme. "I'll just put the tip in"
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: BADecker on November 20, 2014, 12:43:56 AM First words for the meme. "I'll just put the tip in" LOL ! :D Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: gordoh on November 20, 2014, 06:01:33 AM Seal: Hey penguin, you wanna play the rape game?
Penguin: NOOO!!!! Seal: Good start! :D Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: sgk on November 20, 2014, 06:22:20 AM I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: lepirate on November 20, 2014, 02:37:02 PM I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like? https://i.imgur.com/OIxiwGT.pngTitle: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: sgk on November 21, 2014, 04:56:54 AM I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like? <img>Haha... I like it! Did you make it yourself with MS Paint? Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: the joint on November 21, 2014, 05:03:41 AM Quote In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it. Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: bitkilo on November 21, 2014, 05:09:39 AM This really has to be one of the funniest threads ever created, well not for the penguin i guess.
And i thought dolphins were the rapist of the animal world. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Fugazi on November 21, 2014, 05:34:56 AM This really has to be one of the funniest threads ever created, well not for the penguin i guess. And i thought dolphins were the rapist of the animal world. The penguin? What about that frog? Now that really got it raw. Poor bastard. :-\ Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: bitkilo on November 21, 2014, 05:50:35 AM The frog was too disturbing for me to mention.
Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: freedomno1 on November 21, 2014, 05:59:39 AM This thread just makes me smile
All the penguin love here And those seals ^^ Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: lepirate on November 21, 2014, 06:24:54 AM I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like? <img>Haha... I like it! Did you make it yourself with MS Paint? Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: (oYo) on November 21, 2014, 06:25:14 AM Quote In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it. Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions. Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: bitkilo on November 21, 2014, 06:46:30 AM Quote In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it. Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions. Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: (oYo) on November 21, 2014, 06:59:22 AM Quote In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it. Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions. Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein. Your mom told me... ::) Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 21, 2014, 05:01:12 PM How much longer do we have to wait for the game app depicting this phenomenon to come to market? Would it be called Seals & Pengs? Could players pick which one they want to represent as they play with unknown counter-participates from around the world?
http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20110112/video/penguins_jumps_on_a_seal11.jpg Or, you could be a penguin raping a seal. Think about it! Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 22, 2014, 04:53:51 AM Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: BADecker on November 22, 2014, 10:01:49 PM Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"
And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full. :D Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: freedomno1 on November 23, 2014, 10:20:32 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABM8RTVYaVw
Have a gander of a long video clip of this if you feel like it The other penguins are just pretending they aren't watching ;) Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: DarkHyudrA on November 24, 2014, 10:07:10 AM Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?" And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full. :D Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening. Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: BADecker on November 24, 2014, 10:34:12 AM Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?" And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full. :D Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening. Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title. Meant that part of it as humor. But do you think the other part is for real? The penguins wanting bigger, I mean? :) Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: DarkHyudrA on November 24, 2014, 10:44:52 AM Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?" And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full. :D Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening. Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title. Meant that part of it as humor. But do you think the other part is for real? The penguins wanting bigger, I mean? :) Yeah I know. But no, the idea here that I got that it's rape, not like penguins really want it. Since penguins aren't strong or fast on earth, there isn't much escape from a seal. But what makes the seals wanting intercourse with a smaller animal, and even worst, an mammifer on an avian, I don't really know. And I just can't imagine how it can fit in. Title: Re: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why Post by: BADecker on November 24, 2014, 10:06:49 PM Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?" And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full. :D Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening. Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title. Meant that part of it as humor. But do you think the other part is for real? The penguins wanting bigger, I mean? :) Yeah I know. But no, the idea here that I got that it's rape, not like penguins really want it. Since penguins aren't strong or fast on earth, there isn't much escape from a seal. But what makes the seals wanting intercourse with a smaller animal, and even worst, an mammifer on an avian, I don't really know. And I just can't imagine how it can fit in. We had an answer for the fitting-in thing, for a short while. I didn't see who posted, but then he/she deleted. The basic thing that they said is that egg-laying animals often have a big *fancy-word-for-hole* where the eggs come out, and so it is big enough to use in an incorrect manner by other, bigger animals. :) |
