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November 20, 2014, 12:33:18 AM
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Now, we have the Sealshank Redemption video making the rounds.

I think we're witnessing the birth of a new meme.
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November 20, 2014, 12:37:26 AM
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First words for the meme.   "I'll just put the tip in"
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November 20, 2014, 12:43:56 AM
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First words for the meme.   "I'll just put the tip in"

LOL !   Cheesy

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November 20, 2014, 06:01:33 AM
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Seal: Hey penguin, you wanna play the rape game?

Penguin: NOOO!!!!

Seal: Good start!  Cheesy
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November 20, 2014, 06:22:20 AM
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I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?
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November 20, 2014, 02:37:02 PM
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I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?
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November 21, 2014, 04:56:54 AM
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I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?
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Haha...  I like it! Did you make it yourself with MS Paint?
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November 21, 2014, 05:03:41 AM
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.
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November 21, 2014, 05:09:39 AM
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This really has to be one of the funniest threads ever created, well not for the penguin i guess.
And i thought dolphins were the rapist of the animal world.

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November 21, 2014, 05:34:56 AM
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This really has to be one of the funniest threads ever created, well not for the penguin i guess.
And i thought dolphins were the rapist of the animal world.

The penguin? What about that frog? Now that really got it raw. Poor bastard.  Undecided
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November 21, 2014, 05:50:35 AM
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The frog was too disturbing for me to mention.

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November 21, 2014, 05:59:39 AM
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This thread just makes me smile
All the penguin love here
And those seals ^^

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November 21, 2014, 06:24:54 AM
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I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?
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Haha...  I like it! Did you make it yourself with MS Paint?
Haha, good to hear! Made it with Paintbrush! Smiley
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November 21, 2014, 06:25:14 AM
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.

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November 21, 2014, 06:46:30 AM
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.
How do you know seal sperm taste salty, have you tried it?

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November 21, 2014, 06:59:22 AM
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.
How do you know seal sperm taste salty, have you tried it?

Your mom told me...  Roll Eyes

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November 21, 2014, 05:01:12 PM
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How much longer do we have to wait for the game app depicting this phenomenon to come to market? Would it be called Seals & Pengs? Could players pick which one they want to represent as they play with unknown counter-participates from around the world?



Or, you could be a penguin raping a seal. Think about it!
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November 22, 2014, 04:53:51 AM
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November 22, 2014, 10:01:49 PM
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Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

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November 23, 2014, 10:20:32 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABM8RTVYaVw

Have a gander of a long video clip of this if you feel like it
The other penguins are just pretending they aren't watching  Wink

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