Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why

[Gleb Gamow]

Now, we have the Sealshank Redemption video making the rounds.

I think we're witnessing the birth of a new meme.

[A Cry for Help]

First words for the meme.   "I'll just put the tip in"

[BADecker]

First words for the meme.   "I'll just put the tip in"

LOL !   

[gordoh]

Seal: Hey penguin, you wanna play the rape game?

Penguin: NOOO!!!!

Seal: Good start! 

[sgk]

I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?

[lepirate]

I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?

[sgk]

I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?

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Haha...  I like it! Did you make it yourself with MS Paint?

[the joint]

In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

[bitkilo]

This really has to be one of the funniest threads ever created, well not for the penguin i guess.
And i thought dolphins were the rapist of the animal world.

[Fugazi]

This really has to be one of the funniest threads ever created, well not for the penguin i guess.
And i thought dolphins were the rapist of the animal world.

The penguin? What about that frog? Now that really got it raw. Poor bastard. 

[bitkilo]

The frog was too disturbing for me to mention.

[freedomno1]

This thread just makes me smile
All the penguin love here
And those seals ^^

[lepirate]

I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?

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Haha...  I like it! Did you make it yourself with MS Paint?

Haha, good to hear! Made it with Paintbrush!

[(oYo)]

In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.

[bitkilo]

In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.

How do you know seal sperm taste salty, have you tried it?

[(oYo)]

In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.

How do you know seal sperm taste salty, have you tried it?

Your mom told me... 

[Gleb Gamow]

How much longer do we have to wait for the game app depicting this phenomenon to come to market? Would it be called Seals & Pengs? Could players pick which one they want to represent as they play with unknown counter-participates from around the world?



Or, you could be a penguin raping a seal. Think about it!

[Gleb Gamow]

[BADecker]

Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 

[freedomno1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABM8RTVYaVw

Have a gander of a long video clip of this if you feel like it
The other penguins are just pretending they aren't watching