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lol very good idea  :D :D

Can I donate some of my own personal shit?

How much do you charge and do you send to companies?

haha i need this shit !!

Cost is $12 + shipping ( depending on country ) and yes we shit or sorry ship ;) to any address, no trace backs and you can also leave a personal note with the package.

Thanks for the interest

I suppose so, but we advise you do go not go on a week long binge of drinking, some shits tend to be toxic lol ;) ( joke )

Are you the guy(s) behind Shitexpress (http://en.shitexpress.com/)? Looks like they also send shit to people, and they accept bitcoins too. BTW, are you guys giving vouches? I'm planning on sending some to Master-P.  ;D


Simple. You send it to yourself first. ;D

I have seen a similar service right here on the forum before. How would someone verify this? I mean how will the buyer know that the package was really sent and delivered to the recipient and that it contained the .. manure.

And most of all, do you accept escrow?

We are not these guys from shitexress but a similar service.

You can test by posting to yourself,  if that would be the case we would offer a service for a sall batch of shit for you to try it for just $6.50.



Yes of course we would use escrow we dont want shit to hit the fan by people getting scammed!!  :D :D ;D

Oh My Days! What world are we living in.Pig and Elephant shits are too mainstream,can you ship human excreta ? I would like to have my personal shit shipped over to my enemies.That would show him!   

lol nice try scammer!!

+1

Wow, never thought there would be site such as shitexpress. So is such kind of business profitable, maybe they need investors financially or you-know-what. Haha

LOL, thinking of setting up a website pretty soon. and we can all donate our animals shit to be sent off to our enemies. you need that pack coming from a country besides the one they reside at so its best not to ship yourself or they could know/guess it was you

Could you send for 100 SHITOSHI'S ?? ;)

aren't animal manures good for fertilizing?  ???

of course either way you still wouldn't want them to be sent to you while you're working.

Yes good for that but not good for smelling and getting in the mail lol

If I was scammed and I knew the physical location of the scammer, I'd personally get there to land a punch on his head. Most scammed users don't know about the knowhow of the scammers though, and from what I know most of the scammers are just kids who think they can do anything

I understand, but there are resources to find these guys such as doxing, lets send them shit!!

Just a suggestion: you guys should set up your payment addresses as vanity addresses that begin with 1Shit [1].
They are really fast and easy to make, you could make dozens of those in an hour with a decent computer. Most of all, it looks cool and professional.  :D

[1]I made one a few weeks ago: 1shito2jzJhFxEBUsMPM6nJLQMMVUN5Zz

That's some serious shit!  ;D

You need a physical adress though to send that, so I'm not sure I'll be bale to send this shit to the guy who scammed me xD

I have lots of Estonian friends who are quite forward with names / addresses etc. If you know what I mean!

Better a visit in person than an eggbox full of shit (depending on your price of course)

Now...only if you could get the post man to set it at the front door and light it on fire...knock ...then run

this is pretty funny, i would love to send this to a few people

I am not advocating that anyone do this, as it would more likely then not be illegal on a Federal level. If you send a package via USPS and the package is too large for a mailbox, the mailman will usually put the package on your front doorstep (it will probably be pretty rare that they will knock on the door though). You could put a GPS device that automatically ignites a lighter once the package gets to the delivery address and stays there for a certain amount of time.

Alternatively, when UPS and/or FedEx deliver a package to a residence and a signature is not required, they will almost always, put the package on your front door, ring the doorbell/knock on the door and immediately leave....

ahahahahhah

Gotta love it. This is perfect for a boss or ex girl/boyfriend.
Im not sure it would work for a scammer as I assume if you knew
their address you could take care of it in a different way.

But I think the idea is hillarious.

Bumping this shit :)

Yeah that's right, if I had the adress of my scammer I would make sure I'm no longer scammed and that he paid what he had too ^^

LOL this business is the shit. can you ship to usa and how much would it be

Yes can to US for 9.00$

You should send him some shit as retaliation :D

He is sending you $18 credit for his shit sending business, spend it wisely my friend

Proof or GTFO.

Master-P's dox was dumped.  I'm not suggesting someone dump a dump on his doorstep but.

Bumping this SHIT  ;D ;D

lol you should try the scammer section on the forum im sure many would want this. this is cool  :D :D :D :D

How could you know the real location of the scammer ? the blockchain evidence is not reliable or cannot be considered at this level loll.Though, it could be sent to known scammers like mater-P  :P

There was a publicly available dox, made available with tecshare's help. Seems he once traded some physical item with him, he also confirmed the address with many other people who master-p had traded with, which verifies the dox's authencity

There are many doxxing services on the net.

If anyone has any other ideas to send these to people let me know.

Website up soon :)

But they have certain level of accuracy and don't you think that you should not do something physical basing on that ? like sending a SHIT package doesn't looks a normal thing to me.
However, the money they charge might be more than the money lost by the victim in the scam :)

HAHA. This is one of the most creative business ideas I've seen in a long time.

Master-p simply never picked up the coin I shipped him during his scam sesh. It was sent back to me about a month later and he never responded to my PMs. If he didnt pick up his coin. Hes not going to pick up his p00p.  ::)

That could also be an intentional move so that people assume it is a wrong address thinking that no one would knowingly lose their money by not picking up the package.However ,the address was of his own house i guess and the package could be sent with a Note to his neighbors :)

Do you take special requests like diarrhea or pee?

Actually, shitsenders (http://shitsenders.com/) have been around for a long time.

Anything you wish mate :)



We beat there prices!!


Our website up in 24hours :)

The second anyone does this both they and the service provider are breaking the law. "shitsenders" barely survives even with its combination of anonymous packaging and this disclaimer:


You're advertising your services specifically to harass.

I dont give a SHIT!! :)

i have a good idea for you check pm

Sending shit must be expensive, exotic shit too, time consuming, etc.

A 10 dollar quick service would be good. Something like sending them shit in the post, with a tapeworm. They are easy to produce (I saw a documentary).

Failing the worm, use the shit, human, but  packed so they have to struggle to open it, resulting in said shite  splattering when they tear open the pack.

Da Skidz!

bump

Do you work in a circus where you collect all the animal shit?

Hey,

We use farmers for Cow dung, equestrian centers for horse shit and so on.

Dog shit would be preferable to send it stinks like shit!!

what a nice idea, we can now do shit whoever done it to us, around of applause to you OP, well keep it up and goodluck to your new found venture..Let shit them UP...

It was not his idea, there was a guy who did it a couple months back

 i doesnt really matter though,

First There was bitcoin and then a shit load of altcoins...

Just like any market there is always competition! :)

One thing you can do with manure is when someone REALLY wronged you and , like me, Gave me a Hep because of cheting, mix this up in their sandwich and they'll get a worm.

Thank you. I feel well validated with this GIF image with a quote from my worm=manure comment.