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Announcing UnicronHasher^TM!

Announcements:

• UnicronHasher^TM Dedicated Mining Rentals Here! (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=420784.0)
• ThoraHasher^TM Exahash ASIC Here! (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=426127.0)
• Who made the cover of Bloomberg Business Week? UnicornHasher Biches (http://www.youtube.com/user/jacksfilms)

*Seriously a unicorn that eats hay + asic chips and craps out bitcoins?  Sound familiar? Anyone? Gnar1ta$

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/52ceaa2b6da8119b3d895625-565-753/unnamed-49.jpg

1: Baby UnicronHasher^TM
2: Live UnicronHasher^TM 1PaH
3: News
4: FAQ

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JUST ANNOUNCED: Baby UnicronHasher^TM, In stock and ready to ship! Limited Quantities available!  I guarantee the Baby UnicronHasher^TM will ship next week within 48 business hours and will *be capable of* producing the same or more BTC than my BFL/KnC/HashFast orders COMBINED produced in the first 30 days after payment!!!!!!!   GUARANTEE!!!!

Only .035BTC you can own one of a limited quantity of Baby UnicronHashers^TM!!!!!!

Guaranteed minimum *(Per Gmaxwell/MiningBuddy "Promise" of 1Mhash of bitcoin mining power!)

Support child artists, Mine BTC, Prove that the Baby UnicronHasher^TM is a "CUSTOM MINER"

LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER!

ONLY ONE BABY UNICORNS LEFT IN STOCK! ACT FAST!


SOLD OUT: Hand Made Baby UnicronHasher^TM Prototype in stock USA Only Shipping.  New Reduced price .035BTC  Again this will produce the same or more BTC than my three ASIC orders listed above produced in the first thirty days after paying for them within 30 days!
SOLD OUT: V1 Baby UnicronHasher^TM Prototype: https://i.imgur.com/nhvWCiX.jpg?2
SOLD OUT: V2 Baby UnicronHasher^TM Prototype: https://i.imgur.com/Crz5S4g.jpg?1
In production V3 Baby UnicronHasher^TM Prototype: BitcoinTalk Mod Edition!
In production V4 Baby UnicronHasher^TM Prototype: Bitcoin vs Litecoin Edition!
Upcoming V5 Baby UnicronHasher^TM Prototype: The Unicorn vs The Goat

PM Shipping Address and TX ID!!!!

1Jp68zp2nWZd1PqgkqDm7RoW4CqJacALkh

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Live Unicorn Hasher
The greatest ASIC to ever hit bitcoin!

Pre-Orders coming soon! Only 10BTC *(To reserve your pre-order slot) expected delivery Q1 2014.  

Website www.unicornhasher.com (http://www.unicornhasher.com) will be live soon!  

Our Twitter account: @UnicornHasher is now live!

We only accept payments in BTC

I'll imply through third parties that you will get your B back if I don't ship.  I won't outright say it though.  

These unicorns will have at least 1 Horse Power which is ~ 12 50Thash. 1 Pet-A-Hash.

Photo Shopped photos coming soon!
Really neat though not functional 3D rendered images coming soon!

Power specs coming soon!
We don't have a per GH or per chip power spec yet.

Just released by our partner in India these will be green powered miners they can run on biofuels (Hay) or recycled electronics (55+nm asic chips) !!!  Save your electric money!  Save the Planet!

My attorney will write up a really good ToS that you will have to agree to.  That way you won't be able to sue me for loss of revenue.

I would like to sincerely thank the following manufacturers and sellers of asic hardware for letting me know that it is OK to sell LIVE UNICORNS and claim they will hash bitcoins:
Real Scamufacturers:
BFL - Butterfly Labs (*)
KnC - Don't care (*)
HashFast (*)
CoinTerra
Avalon (*)

Real ScamAssemblers:
BTMine (*)

Real Scams:
BTCOlympus - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362756.0

Unconfirmed (up and coming) Scams:
Mammoth Mining - https://mammoth-mining.com/
Scrypt Asic International - https://alpha-t.net/ (Alpha Technologies, Script Asic International, SAI, Etc.) (*)

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NEWS:

1/12/2014 4PM Just Announced We have an official Escrow Agent! CanaryInTheMine Will be handling all escrow transactions.  <- He will give you the above address to pay us directly....  

1/13/2014 Our V1 Baby Unicorn Asic was sold to Thyatis!  Unboxing photos will be copied to this OP!

1/13/2014 Estimated power for the 1HP Unicorn Hasher: A guaranteed minimum of 1 Pet-A-Hash

1/14/2014 New Review From railzand: The Unicorn Hasher is Fanciful!

1/15/2014 Unboxing photo of the V1 baby unicorn miner:

https://i.imgur.com/73MFSh0.jpg?1

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FAQ:
Q: Do you accept Fiat/PayPal/Etc Scammy reversible forms of payment?
A: Absolutely Not.  BTC Only

Q: Is this real?
A: This is the exact same language and posting style and promises given by BFL HashFast Avalon KnC Etc.  I have no reason to doubt it's validity.  Do I?

Q: Do you accept escrow?
A: Yes Our official escrow agent is CanarayInTheMine, He will gladly send you the BTC address listed above for payment directly to us.  

Q: What is my expected ROI on the Baby Unicorn?
A: The same or more BTC than the combined production of my BFL order + KnC order + HashFast order within 30 days of ordering.  Meaning take the day one order date for each of these companies first asic miners, calculate the ROI you would have received within 30 days of paying for the orders.  Combine that.  That is the minimum ROI on the Baby Unicorn.

Q: Will you ship internationally?
A: The Unicorn Hasher will be released worldwide.  The baby Unicorn is only available to US buyers.

Q: What if you don't ship/have delays/ etc.
A: Using some alternate accounts we will imply that ROI is guranteed and that refunds will be in the original form of payment.  We will likely allow you to roll your order into our next model if you don't receive this model.  We will also use a legal release form to get you to accept a FULL BTC refund of the amount of usd Paid at the time of the order.

Q: What is the difference between PH and PaH in terms of mining power?
A: One PH is a PetaHash or 1,000 Gigahashes of mining power.  One PaH is one Pet-A-Hash.

Q: Why should we trust you?
A: I've been on these forums for a long time.  I have a decent trust rating.  I am a forum donor.  I may or not own an actual unicorn.

Q: Can I do dirty things to my Unicorn Hasher
A: You deserve a long prison sentence in a 3rd world country.

Q: Do you actually scam people?
A: No, read the thread.

ok i can be the first ?

Well, we may have already made undisclosed deals with very large companies who will be running "Unicorn Farms" and taking only private investor money.  So you could be the first public/individual buyer!

Updates will be provided as the manufacturing process moves along.

We'll announce partners, release cute little videos, make a bunch of BS twitter accounts etc.

Yeah this sounds legit ::)

Shut up and take my Money!

ROFLMAO

Why don't I provide escrow via unicorn escrow services too!

My friend ordered your Dragon 0.2 HP six months ago, but it hasn't been delivered yet.

How do we know if we can trust you? Will you allow visits to the office that you've just started renting (in the bad part of town)? I'm happy to sign a non-horseclosure agreement if we can meet.

When do we see the box of fans?

New Specs Released !!!!!

Check the OP!!!!

Show me a picture of bigfoot, and I'm more than convinced that you have a fleet of (baby) unicorns waiting for shipping.

I can Assure you sir I am of the utmost sincerity.
 
This operation is to receive the majority of it's funding though inheritances, bank transfers, international aid, all funds provided by my GMAIL accounts SPAM folder!!!!

Your preorder costs are not going to be used for our research and development.  At least, we will never admit that they are!!!!!!!

Would you like to be the OFFICIAL escrow provider for Unicorn Hasher?

Have no FEAR.  Your friend is ELIGIBLE to transfer his existing Dragon .2HP order into a pre-order for the UnicornHasher 1HP device!!!!!!

I will get my address posted along with pictures of a really run down office building that seems to have just been leased with a brand new sign on it.

Of course you can come visit us with an appointment.  Our R&D team is LITERALLY hard at work developing the ARTIST RENDERING of the Unicorn Hasher 1HP miner.

(No Seriously My daughter is almost done with the first Baby Unicorn Hasher!  Next she will be working on the Unicorn Hasher 1HP!)

Any pics / stats for the baby miners ??

I want 2 of those :p

Sent payment for 2. When can I expect tracking? I need these before the next difficulty bump in 8 hours k thanks.

Now the questions I should have asked before sending payment like a retard.

-Escrow?
-Power consumption?
-Tech info (chips, controller, derp)
-References, fake third party accounts, how many decades have you been on eBay with 111% positive feedback?
-What are your personal scam defenses? Please deny vehemently how this isn't a scam by calling everyone in the thread a fucking loser who wishes they had 1% of your 10 million BTC.

I'll take 2...but only if you promise not to deliver anytime in 2014, or if you do, just make sure it's broken or will break soon after delivery.

Baby Miner Photos are coming soon!  Within a few hours a photo of the Baby Unicorn will be Posted.

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THE LIMITED STOCK OF BABY UNICORNS!

I am personally guaranteeing (I'll stick gnar1ta$ reputation on the line as well) YOU WILL RECEIVE a Baby Unicorn Hasher in the mail if you pay for one,  I ADDITIONALLY GUARANTEE THE BABY UNICORN WILL GENERATE AS MANY OR MORE BTC THAN MY BFL + HASHFAST + KNC Pre-Orders generated in the first 30 days after payment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No JOKE, No SCAM, No Pre-order.  The Baby Unicorn Hasher is A real product.  It plugs in with the attached USB cable and can ship as early as monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't be left in the dark

Absuteley! Since you posted here on forums, this must be legit and I can be the official escrow

GreaterNinja and NinjaTech is interested :)

I'd like to see a POC.

if i have a horse already ... can i add it to unicorn hasher ?

why no website work :(

I would just like publicly to thank you again for my review prototype UnicornHasher. It arrived three weeks ago as promised and was super easy to install in the barn. It hardly uses any hay and hashes away at a lot of Ghz. I think you will be the best and most reliable asic manufacturer in the world and it was very sensible of the forum admin to allow you to advertise here. Congratulations on the 4mm chips they are beasts and don't give off much heat.

William T. Shiller III

I don't know, 0 is a hard number to beat in 30 days.  But I have met the engineering team and they do seem quite well versed in Unicorns...or something.

Engineeringteam.img

*removed image due to NDA

This is a troll right?

No, I already received my order. Making 0.7-1.0BTC a day

It better not, just ordered 4 ...

Don't be ridiculous.  Horses cannot hash bitcoins...   Stop trashing my thread with your filth.

i can be escrow


i have good feedback many sites ebay aliexpress ....

Our web development team is feverishly working on getting the site up!

Stay Tuned.

You can hire me :) 

Thank you for your HONEST and UNBIASED/UNPAID review of our prototype!

It's good to see a trusted long term forum member give positive feedback!

That Photo of our engineering team is classified.

I hereby DEMAND that CEASE and DESIST.  Remove the photo immediately.  

I can assure all of my claims are just as valid as EVERY ASIC MANUFACTURER TO EVER POST TO THESE FORUMS.

My ROI calc on the baby unicorn is spot on.

wow these guys are just great. received 2 miners from them today, on a sunday, without ordering and paying anything !!!

inside the box there also was a note with their btc addy and a hint: in case of ROI, you can transfer some mined coins back. thanks, unicornhashers

personally i think, the possiblilty of running them on bio gas or just some vintage asic chips is the best !!!

Customer Satisfaction is our goal!

We have hired a team of Highly experienced "Pre Cognitive" sales people to ship out orders before you place them!

What is the difference between baby unicorn hasher (UH) and the normal UH? Maybe I've missed something on the thread, sorry.

Thanks for looking. Very interested.

Baby Unicorn Hasher Photos Posted!!!!  It is Real!

It will produce the same or more BTC than my BFL/KnC/HashFast Orders Produced within 30 Days of payment to those companies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Baby Unicorn Hasher is expected to produce the same or more BTC than my three ASIC orders mentioned in the OP produced within 30 days of my paying for them.

The Unicorn Hasher 1HP is "Expected" to be a 50Thash miner that runs on biofuel or older generation asic chips.  power and production specs have not yet been received.

Only ONE Baby Unicorn left in stock ready to ship USPS first class mail Monday morning!

See the OP for a photo.

The bitcoin unicorn should be the new official logo of bitcoin.org

Holy crap!  I just ordered 200 of these, they were delivered in 12.4 minutes.  I have initiated a 51% attack against bitcoin.  THANK YOU LITTLE UNICORNS!

Is your product safe to use, it doesn't contain any Greek mythological parts like Trojans does it? Is it also Troll aware as there are a few of those around?

Our Unicorns are developed with parts and resources from around the globe a portion of the power supply has not been fully documented and has some reference to "the power of Zues" so I cannot guarantee against mythological contents.  I believe the "Horn" glows blue when Grus Orcs or Trolls approach the device so you should be good there.

I think someone should buy that last baby unicorn and see what kind of hardware is really in there...they may be surprised.

Not sure if I should move to offtopic ... or sticky.

mine leaves a weird color when its hashing, is it normal ?


https://i.imgur.com/YG9Vw.jpg (http://imgur.com/YG9Vw)

I vote sticky. I think the payment address should be changed to a charity, and anyone stupid enough to send payment should just feel bad.

I am selling an actual custom miner so sticky?

This post serves as an actual real world example of asic manufacturers and their practices.

Also anything sent to that address that isn't refunded would go to Non-Profits serving foster children.

Now that is hilarious.  But it does look like your getting all HW errors.  No actual BTC in the output?


There is an actual product in the OP that will be shipped and will hash as promised.  So I don't see how it's OT.

UnicornHasher is a scam.

I've been in contact with suppliers in China Narnia and they say they haven't had a single order for baby or adult unicorns from the OP.

They've also reported the OP is too old to get through the door at the back of the wardrobe, so unlikely he'll ever be able to collect.

And this is the sad part....

I've also heard OP placed a massive order for My Little Ponies recently and... it's hard to say.... glue, paint, glitter and small cardboard cones. I think it's obvious what he was planning to do  :'(

I mean, we all know that a My Little Pony has nowhere near the hashing power of a baby unicorn.

This is a really terrible scam.

Your best bet is to put your bitcoin on Uranus- the newest 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!** (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=412850.0)

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

FUck you, man! Just by asking, the queue for batch 2 started, with batch 1 sold out. At least batch 3 customers get a discount. I'm looking forward to reading the terms of the UPP.

News FLasH: UnicornHasher and Uranus are own by the same person according to my expert Google-fuing. I highly recommend pre-ordering from both of them to hedge your bet.

Baby Unicorn #2 Hot off the press! Price Increased to lower demand!

As gnar1ta$ attested to and I have guaranteed the Baby Unicorn will do two things:

1. Surprise you
2. Return as much or more BTC as three day one ASIC pre-orders
3. Prevent this post from moving to off-topic by actually providing mining hardware.

.04BTC Shipped to the USA

https://i.imgur.com/Crz5S4g.jpg?1

Typical asic vendor - ignore's all the real questions! What about Narnia? What about the bulk purchase of My Little Pony + paper cones??? Are we going to get an answer?

If we don't get an answer, I have shocking and disturbing photos leaked from your production facilities, which I will post here. People need to know the truth about UnicornHasher.


Put bitcoin into Uranus (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=412850.0)

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

Don't listen to Avenger, we are no longer working for the same people...ideological differences.  The way he treated the pixies was awful.  Unicorns are made with ethically treated pixies and only organic magic is used.  The images from his assembly house are not appropriate for the children here.

I think the idea is to get Bitcoins out of Uranus...

And there are product reviews here for Unicorn hashers. I don't see any for Uranus.

Okay, as gnar1ta$ is knocking our product, it's time to reveal all about what a uni-scam UnicornHasher is.

Although the concept drawings look cute and amazing - here is the REAL UnicornHasher.

Photo leaked from the actual UnicornHasher production line:

http://cdn3.nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/my-little-pony-soldering-unicorn-580x459.jpg

The real thing is not so cute, eh?

As you can clearly see, it is a modified My Little Pony, not a baby unicorn! Modified? More like mutilated!

Don't be fooled guys. To get 50Th, they would have to push this little pony much faster than it was ever designed to trot hash. It's just not possible.

I can reveal that these modified ponies go up in smoke at only 3TH, (as in the photo). At 3.5TH, they melt and make bitcoin miners cry.


Avoid this scam and put your bitcoin on Uranus (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=412850.0). Fully tested and functional at 5TH (+-100%)! Shipping today!

I am sorry but is this right?  i just ordered one and this arrived about 2 hours later!  I have plugged in and all it does is moan.  Please help me my wife is a little concerned.

https://i.imgur.com/g8BlsTr.jpg

You are clearly trying to instill confusion in my perspective customer base in an attempt to scam good forum members of their hard earned btc with your off topic bitcoin miner thread.

As has been communicated to our customers the Baby Unicorn meets all 3 of the 2 criteria I posted above and hashes.

Stop smoking your unicorn and stop abusing pixies.

Our 1HP live Unicorn hashers will be available for pre-order when the website goes live and will clearly look nothing like that image.

Our customer service is always here to help.

I see you've received one of the human hybrid prototype models for testing.

Please try replacing the standard Hay and Asic chip fuel with barley and hops, using a TI86 graphing calculator should get this unit up and hashing in no time!

Boooooooooooooo yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that did it check my block chain https://blockchain.info/address/13NA7X1u18CgGa7RzTDyvuuoLJtLRvXgke

Solo mine for the win, btw my wife is now enjoying it much more, if anyone cared to know.

I will not let these pixie abuse allegations go unchallenged.

Both you and gnar1ta$ will be hearing from my lawyer.

If you keep it up, I will reveal more leaked production secrets about UnicornHasher and run it into the ground.

And we'll see Uranus (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=412850.0) come out on top, as it rightfully should.

am i in round 1 batch 1 ?

1 baby unicorn purchased
https://blockchain.info/tx/bf916b9045e134e8db25ae7f38b7d493448ce2ff6d57d6a38c1e91d3fa560c9c

i will pm you my address and post some unboxing pics!

Confirmed the Baby Unicorn will ship Monday 1/13/2014.

Happy Hashing!

As the official unicorn escrow service here for this honest company I'm delighted to report that they are legit...
Why are they legit? well, because the company just PMed me a transaction id of a refund that someone requested and received.
I think this makes them legit, right?

Now, granted, since transactions are public, I really do not have a clue if this is a real refund or not, but the fact they they PMed me a transaction id to witness a refund speaks volumes about the legitimacy of this unicorn factory and their solid business reputation as a result... I mean just because the ledger is public, how could they have known which transaction if to pick since the amount seems to be correct.
Cudos!!!! to the unicorn!!

how many PH/s per baby unicorn ? reserved 420 IM GONA BE RICH

*take my money*
forgot where that pic is...

can we auction the prototype photos at least?

I am a dissatisfied customer for these reasons:

1.  No miner protection program.
2.  Company rep has not called any customer a name in four pages of thread.
3.  I am not rich yet.
4.  No company executive has prison record and/or STD and/or airplane.

As a dissatisfied customer, I would like to order seven more units, please.

The Baby Unicorn?

They are for sale.  Thyatis will be receiving the first Baby Unicorn this week and posting unboxing photos.   

There seems to be some confusion here.  The Unicorn hashers are pre-order - they will make you extremely rich in 10 nano seconds.  The Baby Unicorns are prototypes and will be sold as stock is available.  They will mine per the specs in the OP.

1. I can assure you we will release details of our MPS - Miner Protection Service.  The details have not been worked out at this time though we will post an update as we get closer to accepting pre-orders.  Most likely we will absolutely positively 100% in writing guarantee that if we fail to deliver or delay in delivery we will increase your purchased hashpower by up to a really really meaningless number once you actually receive anything at all.  AS IS STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE!
2. I welcome HashFast_CL and BFL Josh to join in and call you names!  At some point I hope to hire on BFL for their ASIC consulting services and HashFast for their forum customer support.
3. Please see gnar1ta$ answer above.
4. You have not dug deep enough yet and we have not officially announced (Stolen/Created/Borrowed) our (Very Real, Not FAKE) LinkedIn and twitter profiles yet. 

Your seven prototype units should have arrived just before you thought about ordering them as is standard practice for our pre-cognitive sales and shipping teams.

Thank You,
UnicornHasher

I'll just leave this here.  Professional conduct as expected from the mods... And you are well aware you can move it gmaxwell, I didn't say you did move it.

Or twitter @UnicornHasher is starting to get noticed.  The website still hasn't gone live (PM me if you are a decent web developer who works for BTC or pixie dust) 

We can't wait to see the unboxing photos from Tyatis of the first Baby Unicorn Asic in the wild!!!

The Unicorn has been spotted in a competitors thread!  Quoted Here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=414813.0

Another Unicorn Sighting: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=414799.0

https://i.imgur.com/vMZu0eU.jpg

I have received my baby unicorn; it has been hashing perfect for over a hour now !

Don't be fooled by the competition:

The Baby UnicornHahser™ will outperform **Redacted** devices based on bitcoins produced within 30 days of payment every time!

The Live UnicornHahser™ will be the first ASIC to achieve 1 PaH (Pet-A-Hash) per device!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd5uqLZCYAAzoNU.jpg:large

Scam.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeq_RTOlTxI9oxcyc3Wi0o9UpkGAnA3eyHRfVZJDBUPARpxQKe

No such things as baby unicorns... they are baby oryx.

Really?  You do understand you are calling myself, gnar1ta$ and Thyatis scammers? 

Fake Oryx... can't mine especially when you can't get to pet a hash something that is imaginary.

OK well then bet on it.  Order a Baby UnicronHasher^TM via escrow (real escrow) through CanaryInTheMine.  If your Baby UnicronHasher^TM package is not capable of producing MORE BTC than our BFL SC order + our KnC Jupiter order + our HashFast BabyJet order all combined produced in the first 30 days after payment, within 30 days, (* I might even accept 90 days) we will refund your order twice.  That's .035BTC FREE!

Besides Thyatis ordered, paid, received and posted that his Baby UnicronHasher^TM is hashing away.

On another note: The Live UnicronHasher^TM have not been produced and Pre-Orders have not started yet.  Until we can create the technology and prove it's viability we will not take any orders or make any assurances.

Or puma's that eat oryx...or maybe a chupacabra.  Does it have tusks like a walrus?

Oh there it is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yq_0KuXu64

EDIT: PM Sent.  Since Goat is [Default Trust] I will accept shipping outside the US and pay up front or escrow on his terms. (*We may have to work out shipping costs if it's wildly expensive)

All i would like to say is i have mined all day with the baby unicorn.  I am solo mining. I havent found a block yet but hoping too soon.

You do understand that our production guarantee doesn't cover solo mining!  Although I for one can't wait until you hit a solo block with the Baby Unicorn.

Ohh i mined for a couple of minutes on a pool and it worked just like the guarantee says

And yes i will post a pic up when i get that block

Do you sell T-shirts and coffee mugs? Or just vapourware BU's?

We are still looking though vendors for the T-shirts and coffee mugs.  Our attorney has to get back to us on what statements can be included on them before anything is final.

I can assure you that we will try to follow industry standards and precedents and get a warehouse full of Pens/Coffee Mugs/T-shirts before any high performance asics are even ordered.

What sort of imaginary asics do you have under the hood in the BUH's?

https://i.imgur.com/abSCdyW.jpg

I am a dissatisfied customer for these reasons:

5.  My baby unicorn hasher, pictured above, sometimes provides a harsh experience.
6.  The ECC, according to FUD, doesn't support ZKP, so my ROI from the Ph/s is DOA, and I'm SOL.

As a dissatisfied customer I intend to post disparaging remarks, plus please send me nine more units, right away.

Go to mining!!

vettalkdotorg says these unicrons are prone to tapeout worms. what do you say to that?

so the usb does 1 petahash? or have i missed something???

That is something which we have not been made aware.  After checking with our R&D and VetResearch teams it would appear you are correct.  This will likely cause a delay of Two Weeks^{TM *1} we may offer customers a FREE UPGRADE to include DeWorming blocks with every purchase!

Two Weeks^TM,Ref 1 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=372316.msg4518801#msg4518801),Ref 2 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=403921.msg4376007#msg4376007),Ref 3 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=267552.msg3520835#msg3520835) Many more references are available

No.  The USB does at least 1Mhash.  The announcement is for the plan to develop the Live UnicronHasher^TM which we hope to achieve 1 Pet-A-Hash per device.  PM gnar1ta$ for more details.

5. Hash experiences are expected with that prototype unit.
6. You need to move the AOR into the SFU prior to using the ZKP otherwise you are SOL.

I believe you thought 10 extra units not nine as you stated is that correct? 

I'll start a group buy auction.. 20 btc a share regardless of specs or anything calcuable

unlimited shares for a limited time!!!  act now!

I'd link your thread in the OP to let everyone know :)

Make sure you clear out some data center or stable space as well in order to host your own mining farm!

My thoughts are usually only 90% formed. 

But do not change the subject.  Please respond to my disparaging remarks with disparaging remarks of your own.  It is what I expect, not truthful answers to customer support questions.  Have you not read the Mining Equipment Company Executive Training Manual?

As I've said, we are short staffed at the moment.  It would appear that BFL Josh and HashFast cl are far to busy insulting their own customers to join us.

With that all I can say is: We never "Promised' anything.  There were no "guarantees." Your order should ship in Two Weeks^TM.  Everything you are saying is "lies." We gave you "estimated timelines."  That page you read said "expected" or "tentative schedule."

I believe that sums it up you useless lying uninformed customer!

Happy Hashing

I was wrong, you can disparage!

I would like to upgrade my 14 units/insults on order to your next not-yet-designed product/insult, deliverable soon.  Please respond promptly with these milestones:

Tapeout
Package through
Burn in
Mine mine mine mine mine mine Test test test test test test test
Tweak up
Mine mine mine mine mine mine Test test test test test
Clock over
Mine mine mine mine mine mine Test test test test test
First shipment
First disparage
First summary judgement

Thank you

You forgot... "You don't know how BitCoin works!"

NEWS:  Unicorn Spotted in the wild again: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=407250.msg4567234#msg4567234 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=407250.msg4567234#msg4567234)

You have a competitor: https://mammoth-mining.com/

I've added this to the OP.  I will contact mammoth-mining to ensure no Unicorns were harmed in the making of their "sabretooth and maggot" devices.

How did I miss this one: http://ltcfpga.com/

That thing looks legit!

http://ltcfpga.com/images/pcbart.jpeg

What is your timeline on fabrication of the Live Unicorn?
Are you using child labour to produce these units? As I see a lot of work that seems outside the lines and shotty like a child did it.

EDIT:(Attorney says Blatant I.P. theft is just my opinion at this point)

We are filing suit against bloomberg for their blatant IP theft:

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/52ceaa2b6da8119b3d895625-565-753/unnamed-49.jpg

One of my units fell over dead, where to ship RMA back?

http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad89/Saiph42/dead_unicorn.jpg

since canary is doing escrow i trust you i send order for make the order 15 units okay thanks

I love the rainbow LED's on my unit, so much wow!

Unicron or Unicorn?

Well that was a long standing spelling error.

I'd like to buy at least 20 units.  The problem is I am out of space for miners at my shop.  Are these units friendly for a house hold environment, will my baby that I do not have fall in and possibly drown?  Is there an option that will keep my cats off of it.

I know I am late to this miner but I hope throwing BTCBTC in large amounts will get me them.

Kthx <3 <3

there are still some Unicrons quietly hiding in the post  :D

Has production stopped?

I heard they broke the special titanium tool for attaching unicorn shoes, had to order another from Narnia, ergo delay sixteen weeks.