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Title: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 06:22:04 PM
Just thought you all should know some people out there are thinking of you. And This is what they really think. This message was passed on by a Mason over at somethingawful forums. It is a diatribe about the imminent death of Bitcoin by virtue of the Freemasons actions against it. Take it for what you will. I believe they think most of you are too stupid to take it seriously.


"While your list is thankfully incomplete, and you've labeled a couple of people as Masons who are not, this list is war. We had not intended our thread to be viewable to your forum, and we did not intend to have our sensitive personal information exposed in such a way. This, bitrebel, changes things. We cannot be concerned with just watching BitCoin's inevitable fall anymore. We must now deal with those who would attempt to expose us personally.

We already have as much information as we need. Unlike you, we have no need to scatter this information on the internet. We will bide our time, make small moves when we feel we need to, and you will never be sure if your misfortune is coincidence or us.

As to the specifics of your list, I would like to point out that JeffK actually has no relation to us, though we appreciate his work. I'm sure you will take this as us trying to deceive you, but truth be told he has no idea what we are doing. He is a useful messenger, but if you think we're stupid enough to use one of our own as a messenger, one who could have their IP traced by the administration or intercepted through corrupted Tor nodes.

Your cryptocurrency is at an end. There is no sacrificial lamb, just another fucked goat. We've done this before with eGold. with the Icelandic Kronur, and with the early 90's POG market. If you think our presence would be known before it was already too late for you, then you are sadly mistaken.

The goat is a metaphor in a way. After we have finished our work, the internal workings of your system are shredded. So it goes with the goat. The Square, The Compass, the Eye in the Pyramid, the Grenade. These are all symbols we use to subliminally control people. Perhaps you haven't opened your eyes lately. The world already thinks you are paranoid idiots. In truth, you are, but your paranoia has torched any truth you may have found.

If you appreciate our work as a Secret Society, donations are accepted through (Bitcoin address redacted)
-WAFFLEHOUND


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 06:23:53 PM
Any replies to Wafflebitch should be posted here. I'm sure they'll be reading this.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: ElectricMucus on September 04, 2011, 06:25:39 PM
This whole drama is nothing more than a coordinated troll effort, don't pay any attention to it.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 06:28:44 PM
This whole drama is nothing more than a coordinated troll effort, don't pay any attention to it.

Yes, I agree, however, ever since somethingawful members started showing up around here, the whole forum has taken a plunge. They constantly troll, harass and intimidate members. They are doing their best effort to ruin bitcoin and im just bringing people's attention to this. Far too many people think the Freemasons are innocent in all this, when they have a hand in ruining bitcoin and a perfectly good motive.

The question is really if they are that smart, are they as shrewd, and the answer is YES!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: NF6X on September 04, 2011, 06:30:16 PM
Maybe we can get the Scientologists to embrace Bitcoin, and then we can sit back and eat popcorn while watching the ensuing turf war between them and the Freemasons.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 06:30:51 PM
Maybe we can get the Scientologists to embrace Bitcoin, and then we can sit back and eat popcorn while watching the ensuing turf war between them and the Freemasons.

For some reason, I like that idea. lol


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: N12 on September 04, 2011, 06:31:52 PM
I just wanted to say you are crazy, paranoid and ridiculous. These people are making fun of you and you donít even get it.

But, of course, ITíS THE FREEMASONS fault Bitcoin is currently not going as well as expected by many.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 06:32:55 PM
I just wanted to say you are crazy, paranoid and ridiculous. These people are making fun of you and you donít even get it.

Actually, they are making fun of you, in particular. The Naive.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: N12 on September 04, 2011, 06:33:38 PM
Oh yes, the ones who donít see a conspiracy around every corner and the NWO. The sheeple.

Or maybe Iím a Freemason myself and was sent to deceive you? ;D


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 06:35:10 PM
Oh yes, the ones who donít see a conspiracy around every corner and the NWO. The sheeple.

They are guilty of destroying all our freedoms in America and worldwide, but they are innocent of trying to destroy bitcoins?

I know people will read that, and think to themselves, "Maybe they are just making fun of his paranoia"
However, if you take into consideration, what they have done in the past, who they really are in the power structure, and what they actually do in their rituals etc etc., it would be a lot easier to see how this statement about bitcoins is said tongue in cheek just barely enough, to slide under the radar and not appear to be a direct threat.

However, I do not believe its tongue in cheek and I do believe its a direct threat to bitcoin and bitcoiners.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: NF6X on September 04, 2011, 06:35:57 PM
It's a good thing that I know the secret Duress Grip that sends regular Freemasons running away in terror.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: johnj on September 04, 2011, 06:37:01 PM
We've done this before with eGold. with the Icelandic Kronur, and with the early 90's POG market.

What about the Beenie Baby market?! Or the Pez Dispenser Market?!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: andrewbadr on September 04, 2011, 06:37:54 PM
I just wanted to say you are crazy, paranoid and ridiculous. These people are making fun of you and you donít even get it.

Exactly. I would rather think that bitrebel is a SA member helping them troll than that he actually believes what he's writing. Time to stop bumping this thread. P.S. Kyanka=Satoshi.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitconformist on September 04, 2011, 06:38:28 PM
Oh yes, the ones who donít see a conspiracy around every corner and the NWO. The sheeple.

They are guilty of destroying all our freedoms in America and worldwide, but they are innocent of trying to destroy bitcoins?
You just need to relax, dude. Chill out, smoke a little weed, and learn to adapt to where the world is going. Rebellion will never achieve anything; only through peaceful complacency can we survive in this world gone mad.

bitrebel, allow me to introduce myself: I am bitconformist. For, as every coin has two sides, so do we.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: NghtRppr on September 04, 2011, 06:38:49 PM
Oh dear God, not the Freemasons! They could do tens of dollars worth of damage!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: teflone on September 04, 2011, 06:40:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

This is the most hilarious thing Ive ever read..

The 90's POG market...   thats laughable..

TROLLS!!!!!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 06:40:40 PM
Oh yes, the ones who donít see a conspiracy around every corner and the NWO. The sheeple.

They are guilty of destroying all our freedoms in America and worldwide, but they are innocent of trying to destroy bitcoins?
You just need to relax, dude. Chill out, smoke a little weed, and learn to adapt to where the world is going. Rebellion will never achieve anything; only through peaceful complacency can we survive in this world gone mad.

bitrebel, allow me to introduce myself: I am bitconformist. For, as every coin has two sides, so do we.

Very funny, that bitrebel and bitconformist are head to head with each other in verbal battle and opposing ideologies.

We need to REBEL!

No, we need to all CONFORM!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: NF6X on September 04, 2011, 06:42:13 PM
I wouldn't take the Freemasons too lightly. After all, their secret leader is none other than Dr. Gene Ray! Their simultaneous four corners trump a two-sided coin any day.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 06:53:21 PM
Actually, they are making fun of you, in particular. The Naive.

You don't think it's a bit naive that all of mankind has been searching out the fabled Illuminati/free masons/big foot for centuries and yet you have 'uncovered' them all on a forum made by a guy who used to prank people on AIM to get them to try to connect their toaster to a router?

I think you have replaced any chance Bruce, Atlas, or myself had ever had of being the nuttiest person on the forums. Congratulations. You're about to get famous.

Lest we find that you are one of them, then you'll be famous too.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: sadpandatech on September 04, 2011, 06:54:55 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

This is the most hilarious thing Ive ever read..

The 90's POG market...   thats laughable..

TROLLS!!!!!


QFT

http://www.progressiveboink.com/jon/images/pogs/1.JPG

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/trap01.jpg


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitconformist on September 04, 2011, 06:56:41 PM
Oh yes, the ones who donít see a conspiracy around every corner and the NWO. The sheeple.

They are guilty of destroying all our freedoms in America and worldwide, but they are innocent of trying to destroy bitcoins?
You just need to relax, dude. Chill out, smoke a little weed, and learn to adapt to where the world is going. Rebellion will never achieve anything; only through peaceful complacency can we survive in this world gone mad.

bitrebel, allow me to introduce myself: I am bitconformist. For, as every coin has two sides, so do we.

Very funny, that bitrebel and bitconformist are head to head with each other in verbal battle and opposing ideologies.

We need to REBEL!

No, we need to all CONFORM!

So you understand then? My brother, I beg you to see that this struggle is futile. You cannot win: you cannot slow them and they cannot be stopped. Submit, conform, and your obedience will be rewarded.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: N12 on September 04, 2011, 06:57:52 PM
I really wish the Bitcoin thread in GBS was still publically viewable. Unfortunately I donít have a credit card to pay for the registration fee (most Europeans donít), and they arenít accepting any other payment method, or Bitcoin yet. :(


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 07:06:19 PM
Oh yes, the ones who donít see a conspiracy around every corner and the NWO. The sheeple.

They are guilty of destroying all our freedoms in America and worldwide, but they are innocent of trying to destroy bitcoins?
You just need to relax, dude. Chill out, smoke a little weed, and learn to adapt to where the world is going. Rebellion will never achieve anything; only through peaceful complacency can we survive in this world gone mad.

bitrebel, allow me to introduce myself: I am bitconformist. For, as every coin has two sides, so do we.

Very funny, that bitrebel and bitconformist are head to head with each other in verbal battle and opposing ideologies.

We need to REBEL!

No, we need to all CONFORM!

So you understand then? My brother, I beg you to see that this struggle is futile. You cannot win: you cannot slow them and they cannot be stopped. Submit, conform, and your obedience will be rewarded.

And so you admit you are one of them, too?


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: greyhawk on September 04, 2011, 07:09:06 PM

And so you admit you are one of them, too?


Actually, the thing is, and I really can't deal with withholding this information from you any longer:

Everyone is a freemason. But you.

Sorry, buddy, but that's how it is.  :-\


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bbit on September 04, 2011, 07:12:15 PM
Lets hope mod's take care of some of these SA trolls


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: sadpandatech on September 04, 2011, 07:20:49 PM

And so you admit you are one of them, too?


Actually, the thing is, and I really can't deal with withholding this information from you any longer:

Everyone is a freemason. But you.

Sorry, buddy, but that's how it is.  :-\

My thoughts exactly,

http://www.deathsheaddesigns.com/drhorrible/images/hero.jpg
>bitrebel; You mean, all of you, as in everyone is, uh..


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 07:22:07 PM
I really wish the Bitcoin thread in GBS was still publically viewable. Unfortunately I donít have a credit card to pay for the registration fee (most Europeans donít), and they arenít accepting any other payment method, or Bitcoin yet. :(

It's not the goons doing it, trust me. Lowtax is just trying to milk some cash from lurkers every once in a while and (seemingly) randomly locks things down for a short period of time. It'll be back.

Also, for laughs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjV3wdXDHDk


That's what I keep hearing, but it's still shut down.  ???


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 04, 2011, 07:22:55 PM

And so you admit you are one of them, too?


Actually, the thing is, and I really can't deal with withholding this information from you any longer:

Everyone is a freemason. But you.

Sorry, buddy, but that's how it is.  :-\

My thoughts exactly,

http://www.deathsheaddesigns.com/drhorrible/images/hero.jpg
>bitrebel; You mean, all of you, as in everyone is, uh..

I take this as another admittance of being a Lodge Member.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: proudhon on September 04, 2011, 07:25:00 PM
Just thought you all should know some people out there are thinking of you. And This is what they really think. This message was passed on by a Mason over at somethingawful forums. It is a diatribe about the imminent death of Bitcoin by virtue of the Freemasons actions against it. Take it for what you will. I believe they think most of you are too stupid to take it seriously.


"While your list is thankfully incomplete, and you've labeled a couple of people as Masons who are not, this list is war. We had not intended our thread to be viewable to your forum, and we did not intend to have our sensitive personal information exposed in such a way. This, bitrebel, changes things. We cannot be concerned with just watching BitCoin's inevitable fall anymore. We must now deal with those who would attempt to expose us personally.

We already have as much information as we need. Unlike you, we have no need to scatter this information on the internet. We will bide our time, make small moves when we feel we need to, and you will never be sure if your misfortune is coincidence or us.

As to the specifics of your list, I would like to point out that JeffK actually has no relation to us, though we appreciate his work. I'm sure you will take this as us trying to deceive you, but truth be told he has no idea what we are doing. He is a useful messenger, but if you think we're stupid enough to use one of our own as a messenger, one who could have their IP traced by the administration or intercepted through corrupted Tor nodes.

Your cryptocurrency is at an end. There is no sacrificial lamb, just another fucked goat. We've done this before with eGold. with the Icelandic Kronur, and with the early 90's POG market. If you think our presence would be known before it was already too late for you, then you are sadly mistaken.

The goat is a metaphor in a way. After we have finished our work, the internal workings of your system are shredded. So it goes with the goat. The Square, The Compass, the Eye in the Pyramid, the Grenade. These are all symbols we use to subliminally control people. Perhaps you haven't opened your eyes lately. The world already thinks you are paranoid idiots. In truth, you are, but your paranoia has torched any truth you may have found.

If you appreciate our work as a Secret Society, donations are accepted through (Bitcoin address redacted)
-WAFFLEHOUND

In 5th grade I remember wondering why my wicked slammers weren't worth nearly as much as they were the year before.  I suspected either the Illuminati or the Masons were behind the collapse of the POG market.  It's nice to finally get some closure.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: FAtlas on September 04, 2011, 07:25:42 PM
If we really had a message for everyone here, I'm pretty sure it'd be goatse


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: JeffK on September 04, 2011, 07:30:36 PM
And as bitrebel added more and more names to his list of FreeMasons destroying the world, slowly he was overcome with horror and he made a shocking revelation: he too, was a FreeMason.


directed by MNight shmalanan


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: sadpandatech on September 04, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=everyone%27s+in+on+it+but+you


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Xenland on September 04, 2011, 07:54:16 PM
If someone is threatening you.... you know your doing something right :)

lol basically I don't care who is brining down Bitcoin if they do thats awsome, then we can start another block chain with out that flaw.

Learn from our mistakes... GO FREEMASONS TEST THIS NETWORK TO THE DEATH!!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: NF6X on September 04, 2011, 07:56:54 PM
If someone is threatening you.... you know your doing something right :)

That, or they're just trolling a gullible paranoid conspiracy theorist.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Colargol on September 04, 2011, 08:00:28 PM
Large scale conspiracies are unsustainable for the simple reason that as soon as a group forms to conspire against everyone else they just end up splitting into smaller groups to conspire against each other. 

So it is doubtful there are any Big conspiracies by a few powerful groups to control the world but billions and billions of small conspiracies to control the local herds.   

It's just human nature...   

And of course it is that weak nature of ours that makes us easy prey for the soild-state reptilian alien overlords! 

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/7742/alienrobot.jpg


We're doomed!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitconformist on September 04, 2011, 09:33:43 PM
Oh yes, the ones who donít see a conspiracy around every corner and the NWO. The sheeple.

They are guilty of destroying all our freedoms in America and worldwide, but they are innocent of trying to destroy bitcoins?
You just need to relax, dude. Chill out, smoke a little weed, and learn to adapt to where the world is going. Rebellion will never achieve anything; only through peaceful complacency can we survive in this world gone mad.

bitrebel, allow me to introduce myself: I am bitconformist. For, as every coin has two sides, so do we.

Very funny, that bitrebel and bitconformist are head to head with each other in verbal battle and opposing ideologies.

We need to REBEL!

No, we need to all CONFORM!

So you understand then? My brother, I beg you to see that this struggle is futile. You cannot win: you cannot slow them and they cannot be stopped. Submit, conform, and your obedience will be rewarded.

And so you admit you are one of them, too?

No, I am no freemason. I almost wish that I was.

No, I was once a bitrebel like you. Now, spirit crushed, I am a bitconformist. I've agreed to stop fighting them and in return I am granted a measure of peace.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: repentance on September 04, 2011, 09:51:00 PM
I really wish the Bitcoin thread in GBS was still publically viewable. Unfortunately I donít have a credit card to pay for the registration fee (most Europeans donít), and they arenít accepting any other payment method, or Bitcoin yet. :(

You could try navigating to GBS from the front page.  Apparently sometimes it's just direct links which are locked out so if you copy and paste this link into your browser instead of clicking it, it might work.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/index.php


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Jointops420 on September 04, 2011, 10:17:51 PM
Can we get the dynamic duo of Tom Cruise and John Travolta to shield us from all the impending doom?


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: ElectricMucus on September 04, 2011, 10:19:55 PM
has this been posted b4?
Sorry if it did.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/c/ca/BitcoinSell.png


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Gerken on September 04, 2011, 10:21:00 PM
I feel kinda sorry for this dude, if he really is this crazy goons will troll him into jumping off a cliff.  


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: brocktice on September 04, 2011, 10:26:14 PM
Wow, that was some really good satire in the OP. If you couldn't figure it out otherwise, the pog thing is them throwing you a bone.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Oldminer on September 04, 2011, 10:28:18 PM
Who gives a shit about SA  ???


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: repentance on September 04, 2011, 10:36:14 PM
Who gives a shit about SA  ???

bitrebel apparently does given the number of threads he's started trying to prove a Freemasons/SA link.

Quote
I feel kinda sorry for this dude, if he really is this crazy goons will troll him into jumping off a cliff.

I doubt it.  Kevin Havens is still alive and he got trolled by SA almost as hard as 4 chan trolls Chris Chan.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: buttcoin1 on September 04, 2011, 10:44:56 PM
Actually, they are making fun of you, in particular. The Naive.

You don't think it's a bit naive that all of mankind has been searching out the fabled Illuminati/free masons/big foot for centuries and yet you have 'uncovered' them all on a forum made by a guy who used to prank people on AIM to get them to try to connect their toaster to a router?

I think you have replaced any chance Bruce, Atlas, or myself had ever had of being the nuttiest person on the forums. Congratulations. You're about to get famous.

+1 Bitrebel is bad for bitcoins.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: PinkiePie on September 04, 2011, 10:45:03 PM
Quote
Your cryptocurrency is at an end. There is no sacrificial lamb, just another fucked goat. We've done this before with eGold. with the Icelandic Kronur, and with the early 90's POG market. If you think our presence would be known before it was already too late for you, then you are sadly mistaken.

I've been trying to stay out of this because it is all very confusing and I don't know who to believe but, well, all I have to say is:  If this is real, please don't crash the My Little Pony toy market.  My collection of ponies is my favorite thing and I don't want to see them lose value.

 If they do my father will make me sell them before the market bottoms out as part of my home schooling in economics.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: wolftaur on September 04, 2011, 10:47:32 PM
I've been watching bitrebel's antics, and all I can say is...

Invest in pharmaceuticals!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: PinkiePie on September 04, 2011, 10:54:33 PM
Noooooo!

If I join something like this will you leave me alone?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Order_of_the_Rainbow_for_Girls

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The International Order of the Rainbow for Girls (IORG) is a Masonic youth service organization which teaches leadership training through community service. Girls (ages 11Ė20/21) learn about the value of charity and service through their work and involvement with their annual local and Grand (state or country) service projects.

Let ME control the global pony market and I will do whatever you want with it.  I promise I won't watch any more anime, My Little Pony and Avatar: The Last Airbender are the only anime I like.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: elggawf on September 04, 2011, 11:07:24 PM
I've personally witnessed JeffK's true, reptilian form. Don't listen to a thing anyone says about him, he can't be trusted!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: JeffK on September 04, 2011, 11:08:43 PM
I've personally witnessed JeffK's true, reptilian form. Don't listen to a thing anyone says about him, he can't be trusted!

This is dumb, I was clearly trolling, I am NOT a reptilian, a Mason, and do not currently have any ties to the Illuminati


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: repentance on September 04, 2011, 11:22:16 PM


This is dumb, I was clearly trolling, I am NOT a reptilian, a Mason, and do not currently have any ties to the Illuminati

That's what the Illuminati wants you to believe.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Sekioh on September 04, 2011, 11:24:04 PM
*hiss hiss*

?:U


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: sadpandatech on September 04, 2011, 11:40:14 PM
I've personally witnessed JeffK's true, reptilian form. Don't listen to a thing anyone says about him, he can't be trusted!

This is dumb, I was clearly trolling, I am NOT a reptilian, a Mason, and do not currently have any ties to the Illuminati

-1 for not reconizing the counter-troll.



funniest thread all week. ;p


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Raoul Duke on September 04, 2011, 11:49:27 PM
You know something... bitrebel is trolling them harder than anyone ever trolled them.

The truth is that bitrebel is playing them like puppets. :D

...or not, and he really needs some medication.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Gerken on September 04, 2011, 11:58:56 PM
If he's a troll he's dedicated, three months here, 750 posts, and this was one of his first posts

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Hi everyone,
   I've been a conspiracy researcher for a long time, going on 20 years or so, way before the internet was ever popular. I hate to ever accuse people of things without evidence though, but when dealing with mysterious, shadowy people online, one has to consider all possibilities.
   The biggest threat to the bankers and global power structures are alternatives to the monetary system. Most of us know these things by now. Bitcoin can challenge that power, and bring it back into the hands of the people. If it succeeds.
   In the past, every effort possible has been made to keep banking power in place. Murdering Lincoln & Kennedy. Arresting and imprisoning Bernard Von Nothous on bullshit charges. That's just the tip of the iceberg. We also know the CIA works for the Bankers as well as all congressmen and senators and elected officials. The world works for the international bankers, and bitcoin is their biggest threat. The media working for the bankers will be used to destroy bitcoin, if possible. Propaganda will be used and put into place in the most extreme efforts imaginable to stop bitcoin from being a success. We are truly up against evil people and an evil empire.
-- --

   Having said all that, I propose a possible situation that is taking place.
On June 1, approx. the Wired article came out causing bitcoin sales and value to explode, as it was reported that bitcoins were used for buying drugs online and money laundering. This could be perceived as an attempt to smash bitcoin, or it could be a sincere effort to spread the word to the underground. This is how I first learned about bitcoin. There was a thread on ATS.

Next, June 10 it was, if I remember correctly, that Black Friday happened, and bitcoins went from their gains of up to $30 each, and it was brought down to almost below $10 each. This makes bitcoin appear to be a speculative market and very volatile. Something you should not trust, according to the bankers, even though their own system is even more volatile with inflation and depression boom and bust cycles.
There was a huge selloff of hoards of bitcoins, and as they got bought up, the price rose back a bit, but the stories spread far and wide across the internet. Bitcoin Bubble Bursts!

Then just 2 days later, it's reported here and spread all over the internet, about the now famous $500,000 digital hacker heist by "AllinVain" -- -- lol, when I read this name, I had to laugh. Perfect Illuminati name. (All my work for bitcoins was in vain)

I tried to and wanted to believe him, but I smell a rat. My apologies to you "AllinVain" if I turn out to be wrong, but my intuition tells me, you work for the bankers, and the people who would like to destroy bitcoin in the long run.

AllinVain registered here in May 18, 2010, but did not post his first post, from what I can tell, until nearly a year later, just a couple months ago, on or around March 27, 2011. But, on May 19, 2010, he registered "Bitcoinexpress.com", according to his profile and the WHO is lookup. Then 3 months after his first post here, he posts that he was hacked and 25,000 bitcoins stolen.

I doubt there are many people who have 25,000 bitcoins anywhere. That's a lot! Where did they come from? Were they mined by him since the start? Could anyone mine 25,000 bitcoins if they started a year ago, with a good computer system or even several, and who, when bitcoins were worth very little, would invest a ton of money to mine many computers worth, without any indication it would pay off that well so soon? So, say they were his....or say they were bought by the CIA, secretly, either way.

Who has that many coins in one wallet? And who, immediately after realizing this, would go online to the bitcoin forum and announce to the world, they were hacked and their money is missing? That's a serious crime thta calls for serious action, not going online to a forum and telling the world, when you know full well, and most likely at least, that others out there are more interested in recovering the coins for themselves than they would be fixing this person's problem. More interesting to examine, is what effect it has had on the bitcoin community. It has send shock waves of fear through the community and that effect is what should be examined, not the theft itself. The fact that everyone is scared to death now, who know little about encryption and fear that bitcoins are not a safe way to store money. And who is the biggest proponent of this belief now?

Allinvain himself....

* First post reveals ....."Needles to say I feel like I have lost faith in bitcoin."
* second post reveals...."Early adopter my ass. God!"
* third post, same first day of supposed theft reveals ..."my slush's pool account got hacked into and someone changed the payout address" causing mining pool people to be scared as well.
*fourth post same day reveals fear mongering to windows users ..."not ever use windows for any security sensitive sites/systems."
*still in the same day reveals ..."I am almost 100% sure this was done via some security hole in windows, trojan, or something like that. So yeah most likely some pimply faced teenage hacker now has them. Ain't it wonderful? Free money for doing nothing. Who says crime doesn't pay."

Then, the wonderful banker child tells us how much he really believes in bitcoin as he reveals ...still in the first day, ....."I'm going to sell whatever bitcoins I have remaining, take it as a life lesson, and count this as a not so fun experimentation with cryptographic currency. I am then going to focus on making plain old paper dollars and store them in a bank where at least I'll have the full force of society or some central government insurance backing me up - not to mention some recourse to the law in case of any theft."

Now, I don't know about any of you, but that sounds to me like someone who had little faith in bitcoin to begin with, if they had such a mind change all in one day, spent babbling about losses online instead of doing something and taking legal action.

Next...same day ramblings....(I think this one takes the cake)...."Bitcoin is a double edged sword that is for sure. If I had all these funds in paypal I wouldn't be crying now lol..Oh god..."

I had to laugh at this, too ..."I'm looking into this as well. The thing is this happened at 12:00 in the afternoon when I was sleeping with all my doors locked. I would've noticed if someone physically had access to my computer. Also maybe someone stole the wallet earlier? I have to serious do some searching into who was at my place over the last month." -- Yeah, you should check yourself, AllinVain, i'll bet the coins are at CIA headquarters, in your proxy bitcoin wallet.

This is sad if it actually happened to AllinVain, and all his work was in vain. But if I look at it from a bankers attack perspective, it works prefect to help destroy bitcoin. Especially with all the bad press now on safety following the bad press on Black friday, following the bad press on drug sales and money laundering.....something is fishy to me. I smell a ratfish.

Well, i'll post more evidence here as I get it, but I felt since there are 5 threads already trying to help this guy, maybe someone should look out for the rest of the community.

I'm not attacking AllinVain, BTW, and I sincerely hope i'm wrong. Im simply pointing out another flaw or risk in the program. Our own gullibility.

I also welcome AllinVain to step forward and offer some real evidence, if possible, like the proof of a police report or screenshots from his logfiles. I don't really know what can be done to prove it, but that alone is suspicious to me.

Any thoughts, people?

The amount of crazy is apparent in his posts. 


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: TiagoTiago on September 05, 2011, 12:00:41 AM
What i have to say will probably be lost here, but i'll say it anyway 'cause i feel like it.

We have nothing to gain by antagonizing them; even in the hypothesis they can't harm us, we still have nothing to gain. My advice, leave them be and move on.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: skilo on September 05, 2011, 12:02:04 AM
This is madness!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: TiagoTiago on September 05, 2011, 12:03:22 AM
Nope, haven't you heard? This is Sparta.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: DiaperedDynamo on September 05, 2011, 12:44:10 AM
Nope, haven't you heard? This is Sparta.
-1
Old meme is old.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: TiagoTiago on September 05, 2011, 12:47:19 AM
Good memes never die


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: DiaperedDynamo on September 05, 2011, 12:49:34 AM
Good memes never die
They get rabies and have to be taken back behind the woodshed. Much like the rest of your posting.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: TiagoTiago on September 05, 2011, 12:50:58 AM
Zombie memes FTW


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: DiaperedDynamo on September 05, 2011, 12:59:40 AM
TiagoTiago
Username like record, broken
With the way he postin,
What kind of shit he smokin?

Since when is old worn-out shit
The same as being clever?
Put his account on electric chair
And quickly pull the lever.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Jonathan Ryan Owens on September 05, 2011, 01:09:03 AM
http://i.imgur.com/UEOsz.png


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: greyhawk on September 05, 2011, 01:51:37 AM
Good memes never die

The cake is a lie.

All your base are belong to us.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: DiaperedDynamo on September 05, 2011, 01:57:07 AM
Good memes never die

The cake is a lie.

All your base are belong to us.
You forgot rickroll. I love that song.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Gerken on September 05, 2011, 01:58:00 AM
Good memes never die

The cake is a lie.

All your base are belong to us.

Both meme's condensed into one thread, and the usage together forms a black hole of stupidity.  
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=39791.0


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: PinkiePie on September 05, 2011, 02:00:59 AM
Masons, I have received your private communication.  I will...I will perform the ritual sacrifice as you have outlined as soon as I can.  But please, stand by your end of the bargain.  This is very important to me.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: DiaperedDynamo on September 05, 2011, 02:02:36 AM
Masons, I have received your private communication.  I will...I will perform the ritual sacrifice as you have outlined as soon as I can.  But please, stand by your end of the bargain.  This is very important to me.
Remember, if at first stern, you earn the goat's respect.

Or was that dogs? I get those two things confused.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: greyhawk on September 05, 2011, 02:03:55 AM
Good memes never die

The cake is a lie.

All your base are belong to us.

Both meme's condensed into one thread, and the usage together forms a black hole of stupidity.  
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=39791.0


Good god, it's a bitcoin cake. The only thing it's missing are the fingers and the ring.  :P


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: sadpandatech on September 05, 2011, 02:21:00 AM
Masons, I have received your private communication.  I will...I will perform the ritual sacrifice as you have outlined as soon as I can.  But please, stand by your end of the bargain.  This is very important to me.

You would be wise to keep any further communications of such matters in private.

Or....

http://games.sub-standard.com/pony.jpg


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: cbeast on September 05, 2011, 02:48:49 AM
1. Troll Bitcoin forums
2. Buy cheap bitcoins
3. ???
4. Profit!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: PinkiePie on September 05, 2011, 02:49:25 AM
If only it were a goat, I wish it was a goat....she was my favorite.  She was the first one I ever got.  Please don't make me do this anymore.

http://i.imgur.com/zP76g.jpg

I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: freequant on September 05, 2011, 03:58:26 AM
We already have as much information as we need. Unlike you, we have no need to scatter this information on the internet
He is quite a verbose attention whore though...

you think we're stupid enough to use one of our own as a messenger, one who could have their IP traced by the administration or intercepted through corrupted Tor nodes.
A guy pretending to be FreeMason, posting on a forum that Free Masons aren't stupid enough to post themselves on forums.
Nice example of the liar's paradox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liar_paradox) ;).

Anyway, a guy braguing about being a Free Mason is hardly a Free Mason.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 05, 2011, 05:24:04 AM
We already have as much information as we need. Unlike you, we have no need to scatter this information on the internet
He is quite a verbose attention whore though...

you think we're stupid enough to use one of our own as a messenger, one who could have their IP traced by the administration or intercepted through corrupted Tor nodes.
A guy pretending to be FreeMason, posting on a forum that Free Masons aren't stupid enough to post themselves on forums.
Nice example of the liar's paradox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liar_paradox) ;).

Anyway, a guy braguing about being a Free Mason is hardly a Free Mason.

There are freemason's everywhere, he really doesn't talk about anything in his thread that isn't public knowledge.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: indio007 on September 05, 2011, 08:37:26 AM
Freemasons ride the baloney pony.
/end transmission


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 05, 2011, 08:38:57 AM
As a freemason I feel compelled to defend bitrebel as he is secretly all part of the freemason conspiracy, but surely i've said too much.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: mikegogulski on September 05, 2011, 08:48:56 AM
If only it were a goat, I wish it was a goat....she was my favorite.  She was the first one I ever got.  Please don't make me do this anymore.

http://i.imgur.com/zP76g.jpg

I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.

Obvious photoshop. Reported.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: DiaperedDynamo on September 05, 2011, 08:51:15 AM
If only it were a goat, I wish it was a goat....she was my favorite.  She was the first one I ever got.  Please don't make me do this anymore.

http://i.imgur.com/zP76g.jpg

I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.

Obvious photoshop. Reported.
Someone is forced to destroy their most cherished possession in a sacrificial ritual and you call it a photoshop. Get some sensitivity, jerk.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: mikegogulski on September 05, 2011, 08:58:25 AM
If only it were a goat, I wish it was a goat....she was my favorite.  She was the first one I ever got.  Please don't make me do this anymore.

http://i.imgur.com/zP76g.jpg

I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.

Obvious photoshop. Reported.
Someone is forced to destroy their most cherished possession in a sacrificial ritual and you call it a photoshop. Get some sensitivity, jerk.

What, the throw rug?

Anyway, it's obvious that the head came off that scruffy beast some time before 1990 anyway. The whole "oh w8 while I go ritual" thing was partly an attempt to build suspense, but it was mostly a stalling tactic in order to allow time to get the LaserWriter II working again.

FAKE MASON, I say. FAKE.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 05, 2011, 09:12:33 AM
What, the throw rug?

Anyway, it's obvious that the head came off that scruffy beast some time before 1990 anyway. The whole "oh w8 while I go ritual" thing was partly an attempt to build suspense, but it was mostly a stalling tactic in order to allow time to get the LaserWriter II working again.

FAKE MASON, I say. FAKE.

I like his bitcoins/ponies idea.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: rainingbitcoins on September 05, 2011, 09:31:56 AM
As someone who had sisters in the 1980s, I'm pretty sure that pony heads pop on and off even easier than Barbie heads.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 05, 2011, 09:41:08 AM
As someone who had sisters in the 1980s, I'm pretty sure that pony heads pop on and off even easier than Barbie heads.

I can confirm this.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: mikegogulski on September 05, 2011, 09:51:26 AM
This.

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-9K1Lq_hZUis/Sgr2TJC-YZI/AAAAAAAACPM/yoFhysZ6hKQ/s640/IMG_0786.JPG

No wait.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln2ocsksTi1qzxyfpo1_500.png

This.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 05, 2011, 10:01:13 AM

Your avatar reminds me of Johnny 5 Aces.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: mikegogulski on September 05, 2011, 10:08:19 AM
Your avatar reminds me of Johnny 5 Aces.

Sweet.

Good thing, too, or I'd have to call my publicist for a new makeover.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: BitcoinPorn on September 05, 2011, 12:19:35 PM
I <3 SomethingAwful more than ever.   Do they accept Bitcoin donations?

Their trolling on the Official Unofficial Bitcoin Forums is going above and beyond what I normally see.   A little easy seeing how the majority of Bitcoin users have something a little wrong with them in the head obviously, but "epic" trolling none the less. 

I think to make life really weird, someone should convince Scientologists to take Bitcoin as donations.   I know this is kind of unrelated, but I feel it could really make the Bitcoin user base a little nuttier. Please SA, do what you can to make this dream happen.    Surely there is a Scientologist goon out there that wouldn't mind telling few others that his is a great way to evade taxes and other shit.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: NghtRppr on September 05, 2011, 12:59:45 PM
A little easy seeing how the majority of Bitcoin users have something a little wrong with them in the head obviously, but "epic" trolling none the less.

I'm glad you put "epic" in quotes.

http://i.imgur.com/ZtkGY.jpg

Epic.

http://i.imgur.com/YB5C0.jpg

Epic.

http://i.imgur.com/La9A0.jpg

Epic.

http://i.imgur.com/cE6qF.jpg

Not epic.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: BitcoinPorn on September 05, 2011, 01:03:28 PM
I'm glad you put "epic" in quotes.

Yeah I read the newspaper sometimes ;) http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=epic

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/twitter_facebook_stupid.gif


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: mikegogulski on September 05, 2011, 02:13:25 PM
omeone should convince Scientologists to take Bitcoin as donations.

You're generally okay here, but, er, no. You can't go into fucking Waccamaw and buy a Temple Garmnet and then FAKE YOUR WAY into the Salt Lake Sanctum. Sorry.

Oh, you mean Scientologists? Nevermind.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 06, 2011, 12:12:43 AM
omeone should convince Scientologists to take Bitcoin as donations.

You're generally okay here, but, er, no. You can't go into fucking Waccamaw and buy a Temple Garmnet and then FAKE YOUR WAY into the Salt Lake Sanctum. Sorry.

Oh, you mean Scientologists? Nevermind.

Yeah that's the word he used.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: sadpandatech on September 06, 2011, 12:39:31 AM


"seeing how the majority of Bitcoin users have something a little wrong with them in the head obviously" - BitcoinPorn

<snip> /append to sig

spanx ya


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: mikegogulski on September 06, 2011, 01:39:03 AM
omeone should convince Scientologists to take Bitcoin as donations.

You're generally okay here, but, er, no. You can't go into fucking Waccamaw and buy a Temple Garmnet and then FAKE YOUR WAY into the Salt Lake Sanctum. Sorry.

Oh, you mean Scientologists? Nevermind.

See the danger now?

Yeah that's the word he used.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: DiaperedDynamo on September 06, 2011, 06:37:51 AM
If only it were a goat, I wish it was a goat....she was my favorite.  She was the first one I ever got.  Please don't make me do this anymore.

http://i.imgur.com/zP76g.jpg

I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.
It's already working, the value of ponies in bitcoins is going up uP UP!
I'm sorry to say this but I stand behind bitrebel 100%. At first I couldn't be sure if he was just trolling to find out what I knew, but now that I know he's for real I feel responsible to defend him against the zionist fez hat wearing freemason fucktards that oppress him on these forums as well as every forum he seems to join.

I have been blind but now I can see better. -- Psalms 5:12

The world is dark with masonry and witchcraft. They will reveal themselves to you through the horn of a ram, the blood of virgins and through gold; Comedy gold. -- Revelations 9:41



At first I wasn't certain, but I myself have recently discovered articles proving that Comic Sans was a government attempt to bring comedy and ridicule to serious writing so that one day when the Kings James Bible in Comic Sans would be distributed, it would desensitize the youth of the time opening the doors to a godless nation, a nation that thinks perversely exclaiming satisfaction from busting through a wall to deliver cherry drink to children (obviously a pedophilic and masonic reference for red blood from virgin rapes and sacrifices) is both sane and respectable (Cool-aid is run by free masons).

The freemasons have already had their hands deep in Disney too, slowly controlling the minds of today's youth through animated features containing numerous subtle freemason symbols and perverting our youth with sexual symbolism to abuse their youthful hormonal imbalances and bring them to the side of free masonry to forever be puppets in the never ending theatre run by the Knights Templar.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5508/unled1hry.jpg

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts.jpg

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts1.jpg

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts2.jpg

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts4.jpg

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts3-edited.bmp

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts5-edited.bmp

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/waltdisney_perverts.jpg

As can clearly be seen above, the pedophilic zionist government of free masonry exists to manipulate our youth and destroy freedom in an effort to control the world.

We must unite under one cause!

We must hit them where it hurts most!

We must destroy Comic Sans!
Did you know that the man who composed the Disney movies in the 90s was interviewed on OnlyOneTV? This proves that the 90s Disney conspiracy and Bruce are interconnected; how else could Bruce get such a major player on his network?


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 06, 2011, 06:40:21 AM
http://www.disneylandclub33.com/


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: The_Duke on September 06, 2011, 06:47:47 AM
http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

Will the masons hack my brain if I click that?


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 06, 2011, 06:51:59 AM
http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

Will the masons hack my brain if I click that?

Yes sir.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 06, 2011, 07:43:07 AM
http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

Will the masons hack my brain if I click that?

Yes sir.

A man who speaks from experience.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: BitcoinPorn on September 06, 2011, 11:51:24 AM
http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

Oh awesome, now the Disney club has made it's way into the thread.

Make sure to let everyone know, I think it is DisneyWorld, but could be DisneyLand, that has a full underground tunnel system that is basically under the whole park.  Like a little city under the ground.  Obviously for when they prepare for the take over.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 06, 2011, 12:38:00 PM
http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

Oh awesome, now the Disney club has made it's way into the thread.

Make sure to let everyone know, I think it is DisneyWorld, but could be DisneyLand, that has a full underground tunnel system that is basically under the whole park.  Like a little city under the ground.  Obviously for when they prepare for the take over.

Disney World has a full documented underground tunnel system, officially it is for the use of performers so they can get around the park without being seen in the wrong section of the park in the wrong type of costume.

It's also sadly not very secret or mysterious, they give out guided tours to anyone over the age of 16.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: ClownCoins on September 06, 2011, 12:48:41 PM
[...] officially it is for the use of performers so they can get around the park without being seen [...]

And the unofficial purpose depends on which medication you've forgotten to take, the type of solvent being abused and/or the thickness of tinfoil in your hat.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: BitcoinPorn on September 06, 2011, 12:51:18 PM
a.k.a. drug running.

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/66/8d/bait,cocaine,disneys,snow,white,drugs,funny,illustration,junkie,powder,snow,white-668d24780ee52fbbe0915a7d17f85bc5_m.jpg


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: bitrebel on September 06, 2011, 06:55:50 PM

Hilarious!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: ryannathans on September 13, 2011, 04:58:42 AM
Did someone say SA?

Lol, dead board is dead.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: Bitcoin Oz on September 13, 2011, 05:18:32 AM
Did someone say SA?

Lol, dead board is dead.

Sure smells old man in here.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: RodeoX on September 13, 2011, 02:26:20 PM
People fight what they fear.  8)


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: FreeMonies on September 13, 2011, 09:10:18 PM
There's nothing to fear from these basement dwelling lardassed fear mongering dipshits.

Die in a tire fire!


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: TiagoTiago on September 14, 2011, 12:40:30 AM
Stop provoking them, please? I don't wanna have to spend another afternoon trying to find what to do instead of reading the forum...


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: WiseOldOwl on September 14, 2011, 03:22:34 AM
I am not understanding.

1. What is something awful forums all about.
2. Why the hell do they put effort into hurting bitcoin.
3. Why are the freemasons coming up.
4. Why is disneyland in this thread.

Seriously I cant rap my head around trolling, I guess for money maybe. An explanation would be nice.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: TiagoTiago on September 14, 2011, 03:44:05 AM
I am not understanding.

1. What is something awful forums all about.
A bunch of things i guess
2. Why the hell do they put effort into hurting bitcoin.
'Cause they enjoy watching people squirm as they poke them, perhaps?
3. Why are the freemasons coming up.
Beats me, something about conspiracy theories i imagine.
4. Why is disneyland in this thread.
See previous answer.

Seriously I cant rap my head around trolling, I guess for money maybe. An explanation would be nice.
The human being is a complex and awkward creature.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: WiseOldOwl on September 14, 2011, 03:48:43 AM
I am not understanding.

1. What is something awful forums all about.
A bunch of things i guess
2. Why the hell do they put effort into hurting bitcoin.
'Cause they enjoy watching people squirm as they poke them, perhaps?
3. Why are the freemasons coming up.
Beats me, something about conspiracy theories i imagine.
4. Why is disneyland in this thread.
See previous answer.

Seriously I cant rap my head around trolling, I guess for money maybe. An explanation would be nice.
The human being is a complex and awkward creature.
This is a satisfactory collection of answers,
Thanks.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: shads on September 14, 2011, 04:14:46 AM
No freemason would ever carry on like that in public.  If he did his freemason mates would do what masons do to naughty masons.  And you don't want to know what that is.


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: NghtRppr on September 14, 2011, 03:51:59 PM
No freemason would ever carry on like that in public.  If he did his freemason mates would do what masons do to naughty masons.  And you don't want to know what that is.

http://i.imgur.com/6F3U0.jpg


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: indicasteve on September 14, 2011, 06:23:07 PM
No freemason would ever carry on like that in public.  If he did his freemason mates would do what masons do to naughty masons.  And you don't want to know what that is.

http://www.ilgiraresole.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/evil_treasure_trolls.jpg


Title: Re: Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here
Post by: nhodges on September 18, 2011, 08:13:41 PM
Maybe we can get the Scientologists to embrace Bitcoin, and then we can sit back and eat popcorn while watching the ensuing turf war between them and the Freemasons.

I will gladly audit anyone who would like to give me 20 BTC. :)