Know Thy Enemy of the Bitcoin - Message from Somethingawful to everyone here

[rainingbitcoins]

As someone who had sisters in the 1980s, I'm pretty sure that pony heads pop on and off even easier than Barbie heads.

[Stalin-chan]

As someone who had sisters in the 1980s, I'm pretty sure that pony heads pop on and off even easier than Barbie heads.

I can confirm this.

[mikegogulski]

This.



No wait.



This.

[Stalin-chan]

This.



No wait.



This.

Your avatar reminds me of Johnny 5 Aces.

[mikegogulski]

Your avatar reminds me of Johnny 5 Aces.

Sweet.

Good thing, too, or I'd have to call my publicist for a new makeover.

[BitcoinPorn]

I <3 SomethingAwful more than ever.   Do they accept Bitcoin donations?

Their trolling on the Official Unofficial Bitcoin Forums is going above and beyond what I normally see.   A little easy seeing how the majority of Bitcoin users have something a little wrong with them in the head obviously, but "epic" trolling none the less. 

I think to make life really weird, someone should convince Scientologists to take Bitcoin as donations.   I know this is kind of unrelated, but I feel it could really make the Bitcoin user base a little nuttier. Please SA, do what you can to make this dream happen.    Surely there is a Scientologist goon out there that wouldn't mind telling few others that his is a great way to evade taxes and other shit.

[NghtRppr]

A little easy seeing how the majority of Bitcoin users have something a little wrong with them in the head obviously, but "epic" trolling none the less.

I'm glad you put "epic" in quotes.



Epic.



Epic.



Epic.



Not epic.

[BitcoinPorn]

I'm glad you put "epic" in quotes.

Yeah I read the newspaper sometimes http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=epic

[mikegogulski]

omeone should convince Scientologists to take Bitcoin as donations.

You're generally okay here, but, er, no. You can't go into fucking Waccamaw and buy a Temple Garmnet and then FAKE YOUR WAY into the Salt Lake Sanctum. Sorry.

Oh, you mean Scientologists? Nevermind.

[Stalin-chan]

omeone should convince Scientologists to take Bitcoin as donations.

You're generally okay here, but, er, no. You can't go into fucking Waccamaw and buy a Temple Garmnet and then FAKE YOUR WAY into the Salt Lake Sanctum. Sorry.

Oh, you mean Scientologists? Nevermind.

Yeah that's the word he used.

[sadpandatech]

"seeing how the majority of Bitcoin users have something a little wrong with them in the head obviously" - BitcoinPorn

<snip> /append to sig

spanx ya

[mikegogulski]

omeone should convince Scientologists to take Bitcoin as donations.

You're generally okay here, but, er, no. You can't go into fucking Waccamaw and buy a Temple Garmnet and then FAKE YOUR WAY into the Salt Lake Sanctum. Sorry.

Oh, you mean Scientologists? Nevermind.

See the danger now?

Yeah that's the word he used.

[DiaperedDynamo]

If only it were a goat, I wish it was a goat....she was my favorite.  She was the first one I ever got.  Please don't make me do this anymore.

https://i.imgur.com/zP76g.jpg

I've done what you asked Freemason masters, please leave the pony market alone now.

It's already working, the value of ponies in bitcoins is going up uP UP!

I'm sorry to say this but I stand behind bitrebel 100%. At first I couldn't be sure if he was just trolling to find out what I knew, but now that I know he's for real I feel responsible to defend him against the zionist fez hat wearing freemason fucktards that oppress him on these forums as well as every forum he seems to join.

I have been blind but now I can see better. -- Psalms 5:12

The world is dark with masonry and witchcraft. They will reveal themselves to you through the horn of a ram, the blood of virgins and through gold; Comedy gold. -- Revelations 9:41



At first I wasn't certain, but I myself have recently discovered articles proving that Comic Sans was a government attempt to bring comedy and ridicule to serious writing so that one day when the Kings James Bible in Comic Sans would be distributed, it would desensitize the youth of the time opening the doors to a godless nation, a nation that thinks perversely exclaiming satisfaction from busting through a wall to deliver cherry drink to children (obviously a pedophilic and masonic reference for red blood from virgin rapes and sacrifices) is both sane and respectable (Cool-aid is run by free masons).

The freemasons have already had their hands deep in Disney too, slowly controlling the minds of today's youth through animated features containing numerous subtle freemason symbols and perverting our youth with sexual symbolism to abuse their youthful hormonal imbalances and bring them to the side of free masonry to forever be puppets in the never ending theatre run by the Knights Templar.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5508/unled1hry.jpg

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts.jpg

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts1.jpg

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts2.jpg

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts4.jpg

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts3-edited.bmp

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/disney-perverts5-edited.bmp

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/waltdisney_perverts.jpg

As can clearly be seen above, the pedophilic zionist government of free masonry exists to manipulate our youth and destroy freedom in an effort to control the world.

We must unite under one cause!

We must hit them where it hurts most!

We must destroy Comic Sans!

Did you know that the man who composed the Disney movies in the 90s was interviewed on OnlyOneTV? This proves that the 90s Disney conspiracy and Bruce are interconnected; how else could Bruce get such a major player on his network?

[bitrebel]

http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

[The_Duke]

http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

Will the masons hack my brain if I click that?

[Stalin-chan]

http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

Will the masons hack my brain if I click that?

Yes sir.

[bitrebel]

http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

Will the masons hack my brain if I click that?

Yes sir.

A man who speaks from experience.

[BitcoinPorn]

http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

Oh awesome, now the Disney club has made it's way into the thread.

Make sure to let everyone know, I think it is DisneyWorld, but could be DisneyLand, that has a full underground tunnel system that is basically under the whole park.  Like a little city under the ground.  Obviously for when they prepare for the take over.

[Stalin-chan]

http://www.disneylandclub33.com/

Oh awesome, now the Disney club has made it's way into the thread.

Make sure to let everyone know, I think it is DisneyWorld, but could be DisneyLand, that has a full underground tunnel system that is basically under the whole park.  Like a little city under the ground.  Obviously for when they prepare for the take over.

Disney World has a full documented underground tunnel system, officially it is for the use of performers so they can get around the park without being seen in the wrong section of the park in the wrong type of costume.

It's also sadly not very secret or mysterious, they give out guided tours to anyone over the age of 16.

[ClownCoins]

[...] officially it is for the use of performers so they can get around the park without being seen [...]

And the unofficial purpose depends on which medication you've forgotten to take, the type of solvent being abused and/or the thickness of tinfoil in your hat.