I hope it happens.
Something tells me it will not.
It certainly could.

 xhomerx10 reads clickbait article - you won't believe the inaccuracies!

 I've read through that article until my brain hurt.  While it appears to be written in English, it's difficult to make sense of it and I fail to see where anyone predicts an ATH by the weekend (any weekend for that matter).  Perhaps the "journalist's" handle is "The Weekend" and headline was supposed to read:

800 billion Standard Chartered says Bitcoin is expected to hit a new ATH
by The Weekend

 or... maybe I need to take my meds.

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The analyst has projected a rather grandiose timeline for this bullish rally, expecting Bitcoin to hit the forecasted price target by the weekend.

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 Hmmmm... it's working for me.
 I normally use:
  https://bitcoinwisdom.io/markets/bitstamp/btcusd
 for no particular reason - just out of habit I guess.

Huh? I got mine from Tradingview. No glitches so far.

Numbers are holding I am thinking we move over 75k on weds morning while I am sleeping.

Apropos, update on the "cornabis":

Thanks everyone for your help and advice!
The leaves are no longer yellow! The leaves have now become invisible. Because somebody stole both plants.

Bitcoin's price soars high,
Green candles light up the sky,
Fortunes multiply.

 Don't do it philipma1957!  That feeling only shows how close we are to reaching new levels.  I almost did that the first time China banned bitcoin - luckily I was boarding a plane and only had access to what little I had on the exchange at the time.  I sold it while sitting in the lounge and frantically tried to buy it back while sitting in the plane waiting for takeoff (and before I lost my connection for ~9 hours) when I realized my error.   Through sheer luck I bought it all back, caught the bounce and made a few hundred bucks in extra sats but as I know now, it would have been financially devastating in the longer term to sell it all back then.

  Do you need all that fiat right now? 

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In green and red FLAMES. For 5 minutes it was the most stunning thing. Then gone.

I remember the days when page parity was only a dream.

I should slap myself in the face for feeling a bit deflated about the price slowly ranging back down towards 60k again. Hopefully we are just consolidating in a tight range for a while before breaking out and hitting new all time highs in the summer.

I remember the days when post parity was only a dream...

I've been stalking this
It's the number of the beast
Times thousand-and-one

#haiku

To end up like this...
Darwin at work here - One less!
How stupid are they?

#haiku
#found_haiku

I just had an interesting conversation with some 20-something year olds about Bitcoin.  They told me that it is a scam, it's not real money, there's no reason to own it, etc...  I was actually pretty surprised because they looked like just the type of folks who would be embracing crypto.  I then asked them what they thought of the Cybertruck and they told me that it was ugly and the only electric cars worth buying are from Lucid Motors.  They then proceeded to tell me that what I should be doing is finding ways to get the lowest interest loans possible to use that capital for investments and offered to help me finance my house.  I wish I was joking, but this is 100% a true story.  Reminded me of the Ohio State graduation video that's going around.  Is Bitcoin just for boomers now?