Why are we going up? Can anybody loop me in? Google gives me nothing

OT: purely hypothetical  

If a person puts his girlfriend on a large monthly stipend, regardless of whether they are together or not in the future, that's progress, right? /s
You could not say that he is "paying" for her 'services', but how would you characterize the situation?
"friends with a 'long term' interest"?
"girlfriend with a dividend"?
Maaan, something is not exactly right here, methinks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

or even moar animated...

https://youtu.be/D2h4PhgobI8?t=24

Biden won't be reelected. It's still puzzling how he managed to get elected in the first place.

The man has serious issues, especially when he tries to think for himself. Take him off the auto-cue and there's a good chance of him starting WW3...  

Idiocracy - 2006

FYI,
  GSP = Garden State Parkway.