So, 9 days to go until Dank Fest. Have you found a location yet?
Not yet, once I get access to a bike I'll head west to find the location. Sometime this weekend or early next week. So... 3 days to pull a million man concert out of your ass? Wait. Why him? Aren't you his manager?  Unfortunatly my client refuses to disclose enough information for me to help him. The again, we all remember how the help went in the hookah lounge. I originally took the manager gig (okay, invented) to submit a demo tape of dank to every A&R contact I have, hoping to get funny response letters. The sad part is that only a third rate label got back to me with a single line of text, "Stop waisting our time". 70ish demos sent, that's the only reply. Seems like dank will not be a household name by the end of 2012.  |
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So, 9 days to go until Dank Fest. Have you found a location yet?
Not yet, once I get access to a bike I'll head west to find the location. Sometime this weekend or early next week. So... 3 days to pull a million man concert out of your ass? |
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Update regarding music festival:
Got contact for a company that organizes concerts, will speak to them directly in the near future.
Found a drummer to perform with us.
Dates are not final, but everything is rolling together perfect.
Did you tell them you wanted to do a concert for a million people? How much did they quote you? Re: ego, you seem to have it in bulk... As long as I'm playing in front of one million people, I'm happy.  Who is we? Does your drummer have anything we could listen to? I need a good laugh. Some choice quotes while you figure out a way to answer my questions with more insanity: Thanks for your input, monster, always great to hear what you have to say. We won't need medics, sickness is caused by the soul and we'll have plenty of love to go around.
We have two months to make this happen, plenty of time, in my opinion.
How many people died at woodstock? 2-3? You sure know a lot about dying but you don't seem to realize, it's your soul's rebirth into the universe. It's fate and fear is the only catalyst of death. To have no fear of death, you give no power over taking risks in your life. If you don't fear death, what's there to fear?
And death is the work of illness, injury, or body parts wearing out, not of ego.
Those are all a result of ego. Ego ages you, love grows you.  |
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So, 9 days to go until Dank Fest. Have you found a location yet?
Obviously. It's a secret though. |
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I for one am excited to see this chapter end, not because of the painfully obvious wet fart ahead, but with the hope that his next brain-dead scheme will be more entertaining.
Bring back the hookah lounge!
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This thread is awesome.
Good luck with the guy!
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LOUD FONT FORMATING IS FUN TO DO BUT ANNOYING TO READ
Sometimes to get your point across, you need a little knocking on the head Besides I haven't included yellow fonts, those are the most annoying to read! To be honnest I did the whole thing randomly, and god damn is it annoying to read lol. |
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LOUD FONT FORMATING IS FUN TO DO BUT ANNOYING TO READ
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dank's apparently run out of nonsense to post. He's been online but hasn't posted for almost two days.
He even seems to have given up on fencing that watch, I sure hope that call I placed to the store didn't land him in any trouble with his parents... |
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The video will be shot at the concert, obviously.
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So the plan is to wait until December 18th to select a location, then blitz advertising in 3 days to get a million people to attend.
Genius.
 Oh look, 9 days left before dankapalooza. I can't wait... |
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So the plan is to wait until December 18th to select a location, then blitz advertising in 3 days to get a million people to attend.
Genius.
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We should start a pool...
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If you can do anything, why can't you sell your watch?
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Woah, actually very impressive. I'm still kinda right (forgetting once more the whole motorcycle-heavier-than-water thing) since the guy had to detour like crazy, and the route taken would be beyond the range of the gas tank of an R1. |
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Eh, he can make it, if he drives from Alaska to Russia. It's only 50 miles or so. Over the ocean.
I'll let someone more nautical answer this, but I'm pretty sure the Bering Strait isn't considered part of the ocean. Also the temperature would adversely affect MPG, so it would be cutting it rather slim. Assuming a highway was magically paved across, of course. Isn't it frozen in winter? I thought I read something once about guys crossing the strait on foot. If you go back a bit, the gap was quite a bit less between the two continents, which is when the ancestors of the American Indians legged it down here. Forget about it today: http://www.angusadventures.com/beringstrait.html |
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Eh, he can make it, if he drives from Alaska to Russia. It's only 50 miles or so. Over the ocean.
I'll let someone more nautical answer this, but I'm pretty sure the Bering Strait isn't considered part of the ocean. Also the temperature would adversely affect MPG, so it would be cutting it rather slim. Assuming a highway was magically paved across, of course. |
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Your bizarre fantasies are unsettling.
Says the guy that wants to travel across the ocean on a motorbike. Not because of the obvious "yeah, motorbike on water, that'll end well" angle, but simply because the bike only has range of 140 miles in highway conditions. The ocean is a wee bit wider than that, you know. |
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How long would you like to invest for? You can use the address in my sig, thanks.
I think if you are not a scammer , then this information should be publicly available. Dank's ponzi interest rates are listed in this first post of this thread. But he stated repeatedly that his "bank" was interest free now, and took down the rates from the thread title. Yeah. |
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