SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.
Of course dank bank is a ponzi. It offers payment rates that you can't afford and have to beg your parents for help. You also have kept your identity a secret and you do not explain how you make your money. Plus, you have a history of not being honest. He's honest within the hallucinated frame of reality he created. Or in another reality of the multiverse. Fuck, I can't even keep up any more. |
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That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
Most of us have enough integrity to not ask for handouts from those with whom we're in conflict, from whom we're estranged, or who we plain just don't like, though. If you asked a girlfriend with whom you'd broken up and who was going through hell over the break up to give you money, you'd be a prized douche-bag. You might want to pick a better analogy. Yeah, except I love my parents and am not trying to break up in anyway with them. SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.This is pathetically hilarious, for those of us who are minimally grounded in reality... |
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That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
Bahahaha, so naive. You're giving yourself free licence to act anyway you want, 'cause it's their fault if they don't take it the "right way". Also, if I can't make you feel anything, why so serious? |
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I did, it doesn't matter.
So, what was it? Parents signed you up for invalid benefits? |
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So, "dank", you claim to be running a "bank".
As such, I am sure you realize that calling yourself a bank carries with it certain legal liabilities. So let me ask you a few questions.
Are you BHC compliant? Are you FDIC insured? Do you have a copy of your charter and filed paperwork available for review? Finally, (assuming your paperwork isnt in order) how do you feel about Federal prison?
*crosses fingers, mutters under breath* *Please be Chris Hansen* *Please be Chris Hansen* |
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Crossposting, because this shit's gold. Re: getting 4200$ in donations: I never said anything about $40k, mlawrence.
Evolve, one of the parties was my parents, yes. The other one, I don't even know, I just got a check, out of nowhere.
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I never said anything about $40k, mlawrence.
Evolve, one of the parties was my parents, yes. The other one, I don't even know, I just got a check, out of nowhere.
Also, since I skipped over this, fucking lol. Got a check out of no where for a couple of thousand dollars? Let me guess, karma, and you're not even going to try to figure out what the fuck. |
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Believe it or not dank, your parents have experienced being a teenager with dreams. Their dreams might have been different to yours, but they were just as important to them as yours are to you. You might want to ask them some day about what happened to those dreams and what they'd do differently if they knew then what they know now.
I'd wager money that what happened was an undesired child. *cough* |
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Yes, the hell I put them through. Not their own mind put them through. Fuck off.
Looks like someone is loosing his zen. Nice of you to admit their deception in you, angst of knowing their prude ways produced... whatever you are. Of course, once again, your obliviousness and self-centred nature shines through: my parents are the only ones at fault for going through hell, the fact that I go through life like a hobo shouldn't influence them, they made the choice to care. Fellate a shotgun. |
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See, fgervais, if you haven't realize, you're only judging people. How can you call someone a loser if you don't know them, in fact how can you call a group of people, that you don't know, losers?
Most people I know don't have a damn clue what they want to learn out of college and mainly want it for the social experience.
Hell yeah I'm judging, it's a long time hobby of mine of pointing and laughing at stupid people on the internet. Also, in your case, I'd be tempted to say something about throwing rocks and glass houses as far as judging goes. Bear, or just use the internet. I'm not looking for detailed knowledge of quantum physics, a general understanding of it is all I need to relate it to other aspects of life, which I feel I have.
You see, the reasons why schools haven't suddenly disappeared after the internet are a) the amount of senseless shit on the internet vastly outweighs the sensible stuff (ie: this thread), b) surrounding yourself of teachers is still better to help you understand stuff than cherry picking other internet crazies as far as referential authority goes. Well, you must know my finances and investments better than me, don't you?
I provided ID to two people, senbonzakura and Eisenhower, to whom I paid back 27 BTC, today. Dank Bank isn't a ponzi, seriously, with 8 clients, 3 active clients? Two of which will be receiving their principle back this week, early.
mlawrence, you could just say everything I write is false, I never found happiness, I don't believe in god, I never fell in love and I'm just a malicious scammer with a highly elaborate scheme to convince people otherwise. Or I could just be telling the truth, which do you see being more probable?
I was actually looking for someone yesterday to loan a small amount of BTC to, interest free.
This sequence of messages is just funny when you place them next to each other... Rep, my parents donated near $2k to me, they didn't have to and they didn't want to for a while. I'd say that falls under this definition, as a donation, here: an act or instance of presenting something as a gift, grant, or contribution.
DankBank: Underwritten by my parents! Rep, I'd say it's still, technically, a donation. I'd also say working to become a globally renowned musician, in a few months, is a bit more than navel-gazing.
Have you shared this with your parents? How about your financial shenanigans online? Bar? Driving under the influence, speeding? The rest? Yes, they were reluctant because they feared that I wouldn't be able to handle it myself, even though I've been doing so, fine. I didn't need it, but I asked for their support, one last time. They still don't 'get it,' but they have a higher understanding of my perspective, as I, eventually, got through to them.
I'd have sympathy for the hell you must've put them through with your delusions, but then again, your prude of a mom should have just taken your dad up the ass that night, so karma. |
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Most people I know don't have a damn clue what they want to learn out of college and mainly want it for the social experience. You don't need to learn out of a textbook to learn for yourself. You hang out with losers then. You know, when a society is so devoid of love, it's hard to experience true happiness. I don't care to judge you guys like you judge me, but let me tell you, you've never felt true happiness if you've never let the pure beauty of love bring you to tears. - What color is the sky? - Chair! Ever since I figured out all this silly karma stuff, I became happy (truly happy) for the first time, defeated my depression. I lost weight, felt healthier and looked better than ever before, in a minute time period. I found real friends that I connect to, I fell in love, I started playing guitar and I'm now financially stable. I solved most all my problems. Say what you want, believe what you want, but all this shit happened, this year, because I started thinking positively, acting out of my conscious, love.
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Don't know where to start. Now you now how we feel reading you. Hunter, karma is the basis of the universe/god, I do know what it is. This idea that I don't put out any hard work is getting old, you all simply have no clue how much work I put into a day. Cool, why not give us a little "a day in the miserable life of dank" exposé then. The two donations were for me, not the music festival, obviously. This money is not in BTC yet, but it will be. Funny how BTC dropped down to $11, right before I needed to buy lots of BTC. Couldn't be karma though, nah... You share a similar language, nay, pathology with chronic loto players. mlawrence, organizing an event is different than doing it all yourself. It will be a united effort that interested people will likely volunteer for. Legal malarkey is not natural, it's not needed, it's wanted. In a crowd of a million people, is no one going to get hurt? More precisely, can you guarantee this? What would have come out of me had I gone to college? Let's see, getting wasted, partying, sacrificing all of my energy to college for four years instead of harnessing it the way I feel is best. Yeah, I'll pass on college.
Yeah, because there is absolutely no way that one can go to college without it being a non-stop Van Wilder marathon. I mean, fuck going to your classes, actually doing the work, getting a job and socialize without getting shitfaced, right? |
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That's quite a statement to make, there's only one reality? There is only one true reality, but there are infinite alternate realities our consciousness has created. Life is one of them.
Dreams our consciousness creates are not reality. What you think (imagine) inside your mind is not reality. I've told you this before, but you seem to have forgotten. Reality is the state of things as they actually exist, rather than as they may appear or might be imagined.Let's go back to quantum physics, the part where particles change into waves in the absence of a conscious observer. Dreams are just as real as life, life is but a dream. Have you ever taken a college physics class, let alone a quantum physics or quantum chemistry class (they teach the same thing from different perspectives)? In quantum mechanics, a particle does not change into a wave and vice verse, the object just is. The object shares properties of both a particle and a wave, at the same time. This whole thing about "the electron acts as a particle now, but then changes to a wave" is just hand-waving abstraction to help high schoolers try to grasp something very complex. He openly states not having gone to college, refusing a free ride to college from his parents and not wanting to go to college because he can sit still and brain-vampire people and access the sum knowledge of humans anyway. Repeatedly. |
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Holy hell, the hours I'd loose just wandering around a place like this...
I'm making a note to come by if I ever come down so far south.
In the meanwhile, I'll be keeping an eye out for various things server cluster related.
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It's called donations. When people see something in a cause they support, they often donate. Thank you, by the way, whoever may have sent that last donation. Don't know what to say about it, much appreciated.
Your graphs are very inaccurate, fgervais, no one is defaulting, I'm about to return #0004's deposit early, tomorrow.
Wait a minute. Are you paying back #0004's loan from donations you received for the music festival? Nah, it's an older thing. Personally I call shenanigans, dank has had a couple of mystery large deposits the first time round people were calling bullshit on his "bank". No evidence was ever produced that these happened at all other than on his imagination and horribly built balance sheets. Also note that without this sudden 4.2k his financials were looking bad, and I still expect plenty of drama if any of his current deposits are real, probably a repeat of the whole "derp! can't do the fiat to BTC conversion fast enough, stop being greedy and ask for your money on the agreed upon date" shit last time he took out a large loan. None of the addresses I know belonging to him have any significant cash on hand. |
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The motorcycle was material possession I wanted, and still want, but I had to realize it wasn't, and still isn't my priority. The hookah lounge was clearly not destined to happen, at this time, for it would consume too much energy and time from guitar, with all the legal malarkey associated with business.
We shall.
When it finally dawns on him just how much logistics and "legal malarkey" is involved in a Woodstock sized, 1m participant filled event, it's going to be cute. He's still at the "Derp! I don't need insurance!" stage. This is going to be good. Child, launching a sheesha place is going to look like a walk in the park once you realize that simply contracting with a few major bands is already quite an ordeal. As it stands, I now have about $4200 in monies, thanks to two donating parties.
Called mom and dad? Or pawned something? Exponential growth, repentance, not linear.
The only thing exponential is your debt ratio... |
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Hardly worried, let's try to focus on the present, here, now. Whenever I make valid points in my post, each one of you resorts to some sort of petty attack, if I may point out. Is this how adults debate an 18 year old?
Can we at least keep the great little jokes on the SA forums and keep this thread to real shit?
Only waiting on you guy, only waiting on you... |
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I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about what we needed, not what others want from us.
What? You don't need insurance to drive a car, just as you don't need a license to drive a car. THE GREAT CARNAC HAS SEEN THESE EVENTS BEFORE THEY UNFOLDED! |
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I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about what we needed, not what others want from us.
What? |
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 People can't get hurt because we will heal their souls
It will all come in time
We don't need permits, either*envelope opening sounds* Bullshit reasons dank will pawn off to try to avoid insurance |
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