I was wondering how they expected to make money. Their new offering is not bad for several reasons: - Because Bitcoin adoption is still low, many "coffee shop" merchants won't have more than 30 Bitcoin transactions per month.
- 1% is still roughly 1/3 of credit card fees.
- If the merchant is a Bitcoin enthusiast, he can send the bitcoin directly to his own wallet, hodl it, and pay no fee.
- "Free, Unlimited, Forever" always sounded too good to be true, and made me suspicious.
I'm still going to suggest BitPay to the local tea shop. Or, you can do what Sonny Vleisides under the auspices of BFL did, and amass hundreds of transactions from various sources, then use BitPay as an exchange to covert over ten million dollars worth of bitcoins, making sure to not do over 30 such transactions within any given calendar month or thirty-day period. BTW, I may or may not be privy to pending indictments like I was privy to current layoffs prior to them being announced. Like I've alluded to in that now locked thread, REAL shit has yet to hit the fan. Break-away Friday somewhere in Africa:  |
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Leroy, Hello Investors,
We have made some changes in our OKCash wallet, for those of you watching and have all the information we used to have 23 addresses in that wallet. The new V3 update has us merging our addresses now, so when i am done we will have only 3 addresses instead of 23. This was done to make it easier for me to structure the blocks every day. If you have any questions or want the exact addresses to be able to watch us staking the coins please PM me here or send an email to payments(at)stakeminers.com.
How about having one address per wallet and publishing it so that investors can track the performance of their investment? We also had another situation arise this week, a member registered with a disposable email, and I guess he could not email from that email address. Your email is the only thing you can use to make important changes to your account.
That's silly. It is easy to fake your sending address. Let people set up a username and password, or PGP key, or - well, anything other than plain text email! StakeMiners would not be a very secure investment at all.
Heaven forfend! There is information in your account area that shows how many BTC are invested with us and how much we have paid out, Those values you see on the site for BTC invested and BTC paid out are not calculated by me but by the database. We are not in any way giving any misleading information, the BTC invested you see is how much BTC is invested with us, the BTC paid out is how many BTC we have paid out to date. Plain and simple as that.
Here's the problem: Suppose you only have one investor. Suppose he invests 100 BTC. You use it to buy altcoins to stake. On the site you show: invested: 100 BTC paid out: 0 BTC A week later he asks to withdraw his whole balance so you sell the altcoins to get him his BTC. Due to exchange fees, slippage, and altcoin volatility you only get 90 BTC when you sell, so you send him his remaining 90 BTC. What do you then show on the site? I suspect it's this: invested 10 BTC paid out: 90 BTC The "invested" number makes it look like you're holding 10 BTC of value still, but in fact you're holding nothing. The 10 BTC is actually a loss taken by your investor, and is now in the pockets of the exchange and its smarter traders. This, I think, is what people are saying is "misleading". The "invested" number includes losses due to exchange fees, slippage, and altcoin price volatility. It would be less misleading if you showed a profit/loss amount. In this case: invested: 0 BTC profit: -10 BTC That would be less misleading, but would look bad. Lastly, the topic of this thread is a little offputting, as is the style adopted by your PR representative. He seems to draw attention to all the least attractive parts of your investment scheme with large fonts and gaudy colours. I suggest switching back to your main thread and firing this guy. "Technically, I don't really work here. I'm just the TCB guy." |
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https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=989670.msg12516024#msg12516024Hello Investors,
We have made some changes in our OKCash wallet, for those of you watching and have all the information we used to have 23 addresses in that wallet. The new V3 update has us merging our addresses now, so when i am done we will have only 3 addresses instead of 23. This was done to make it easier for me to structure the blocks every day. If you have any questions or want the exact addresses to be able to watch us staking the coins please PM me here or send an email to payments(at)stakeminers.com.
We also had another situation arise this week, a member registered with a disposable email, and I guess he could not email from that email address. Your email is the only thing you can use to make important changes to your account. So if your username is bitcointalk and the email you registered that username was 1q23xv+fghrny@something.com and you send me an email from bitcointalk@yahoo.com asking for the password or any other account information on username bitcointalk, I will not give that information out. This member got quite angry with me because I refused to share any account information with him using the alternate email that was not registered on the site at all. We have certain policies in place so things like phishing scams and other means hackers use to steal peoples accounts hopefully will not work. I have to do everything I can to protect your accounts and if I just gave account information out to any email that matched a username StakeMiners would not be a very secure investment at all.
Please make sure you use your registered email for any and all communications with us, especially any involving your account and the security there of.
And lastly,
There is information in your account area that shows how many BTC are invested with us and how much we have paid out, Those values you see on the site for BTC invested and BTC paid out are not calculated by me but by the database. We are not in any way giving any misleading information, the BTC invested you see is how much BTC is invested with us, the BTC paid out is how many BTC we have paid out to date. Plain and simple as that. But, if the email you used to register with our venerable StakeMiners has been compromised where the horny scammer requests of me thier password, I would then pass it alone to them in plain text, making sure that I, Leroy "Security Hound" Fodor, is not held responsible. HAHAHA
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Today my withdrawal was canceled. I resent the front of both cards used. Still no response. lol.
Even if this company turns out to be legit in the long run I would stay away. They have the worst and slowest service I have ever had. Which is terrible for a company dealing with finances.
EDIT: After a 2nd email today they unsuspended my account.
My withdraw was cancelled too. They said the rate fluctuated too much, so this time I withdrew in grams instead of money. We will know maybe by this weekend or early next week if I get paid back. rate fluctuations are their problem not yours. it's beyond me how you can run a gold service and not consider price changes. it's like a bitcoin exchange not paying because the price moved... BitGold: Where we (not you) hedge our bet with bits. |
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Well I wonder if this has to do with them losing 2million(USD) in Bitcoin, looks like a single stupid CEO can ruin a company no matter what Business they're in.
He is not a 'stupid' at all. He has done it intentionaly. Their plan was to cry foul for hack and get the money back through insurance coverage. Now, as the insurance company is denying, they're in trouble.Let's say your company had ten obsoleted typewriters. You put them up for sale and someway, somehow, some dude swooped and conned you out of a hundred bucks that you were asking for the typewriters. You're out the hundred bucks, but still maintain possession of the of obsolete typewriters. You sell the typewriters anyway regaining that hundred bucks lost. Now, instead of a hundred bucks worth of obsolete typewriters that still had some value, the scenario above played out for ~$1.8M worth of typewriters. Now, replace the word "typewriters" with "Bitcoin Magazine". All that was lost was an asset that had some value which increased over the years, of which at one point wasn't worth much. The hopeful revenue that was lost shouldn't have put BitPay in dire straits, but if they truly needed to liquidate Bitcoin Magazine for $1.8M+ to stay afloat, then I'm beside myself, for even though I'm been somewhat critical of BitPay, I really love/d this company and praised their name every chance I could off- and online. |
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Nice work Bruno!  Let's not forget that coming January will mark the seventh year of Bitcoin. And that probably by now, Bitcoin was probably used by some people for realizing one of the Seven Deadly Sins  In just 1 Month + 7 Days + 7 Hours + 7 Minutes + 7 Seconds will mark the 7th anniversary of the release of Satoshi Nakamoto's Bitcoin white paper. 1 B 2 I 3 T 4 C 5 O 6 I 7 N Mr Gamow, you have a Beautiful Mind.
Definitely one of the weirdest fucking guys around here - and that is no mean feat as bitcoin has plenty of weirdos. You're slippin'! Weirdtard is what you should've of used. HAHAHA |
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From the desk of Let Me Pull Some Numbers Outta My Arse, https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=989670.msg12506771#msg12506771Stakeminers - This Week
This week we had 4 investors withdraw a total of 2.5 BTC, following that, another investor deposited 3.0 BTC, so we end the week at 114.6074 BTC. The average BTC per investor is now 0.6475 BTC. This week's return on investment was approximately 1.8%. Fuck with advertising! Rebranding is where it's at. And we thought it was just a Leroy Fodor grammatical error, but the genius proved us wrong, for how else would 4 investors withdraw thier moneys, but some retard investor waiting in queue shuffles in to make up the difference and then some? No HAHAHA because I've been served.  Notice how coyly Leroy Fodor sneaks in the supposed number of investors enjoyed by his StakeMiners? I had to do some very, very, very complex maths to discover the mythical number: 114.6074/.6475 = 176.99984556, rounded up to 177, but please check my maths. Here's the kicker. Virtually none of the Leroy Fodor's Facebook family and friends were, and still are not interested in anything he presents, yet supposedly 177 people versed in how to spot a scammer opted to invest in StakeMiners. That's fuckin' unbelievable! https://www.facebook.com/leroy.fodor/posts/817474354943338A couple weeks ago, and steadily since then, I posted some stuff about bitcoins, and I have really watched closely as none of my 600++ friends have decided to take advantage of this. At the same time I watch them also complain about not having money or struggling with finances. I went so far as to even build a website to help people along. http://knlgfx.wix.com/bitland and in this site you can watch as Me and Katrina are steadily gaining in the world of bitcoins. It is slow, but it is very progressive. If you are wondering about it, if you are curious, or bottom line absolute truth if you really want a chance to make some real money and do very little work, I strongly advise you get on board before it really is to late. DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN OR INVITE YOU cause I will ignore you like you have been ignoring these posts |
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I'd say Leroy Fodor is close to losin' his fuckin' mind now that all the places he used to post are no longer welcoming places to be
To be fair most of those places (except maybe your thread HAHAHA) are not that hostile should he choose to climb off his high horse and actually answer a question or two. Does he still have his IRC channel? That must be his last refuge. He changed handles from the original one, given to only those he trust for transparency reasons. HAHAHA |
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https://forum.gethashing.com/t/pos-mining-stakeminers/3925/1352You're jelly 'cause you're not invited. Me too. I'm curious as to how @cyberpinoy is achieving those math-defying earnings and the only remaining place to ask any questions seems to be the BOIs club. As in FanBOIs Club?https://forum.gethashing.com/t/pos-mining-stakeminers/3925/1350<snip funny GIFs> I'd say Leroy Fodor is close to losin' his fuckin' mind now that all the places he used to post are no longer welcoming places to be as he frequents the forums to read the latest funnies at his expense in spite of vowing to ignore all comments. HAHAHA The dude must love being kicked in the balls on a continuing basis while being entrusted with other people's moneys to garner them the promised positive ROI. HAHAHA Lucky for StakeMiners' investors, Leroy opted to allocate some funds for advertising, foregoing all free avenues, via the same not-a-cold-storage bitcoin wallet address used for payouts transmitted over unsecured lines shared with his Filipino neighbors. HAHAHA Well, Leroy could always go back to commenting on Pinoy Pride articles: http://getrealphilippines.com/blog/2013/07/pinoy-pride-sucks/cyberpinoy says:
October 13, 2013 at 10:42 pm
yes the most pure PINOY answer. HAHAHA your an idiot, heres an idea for you how about this. STOP scamming foreigners, stop lieing, stop stealing from them, stop overcharging them just because they are foreign, stop contracting work demanding payment up front then not finishing your job, stop your stupidity, the gutters is a small portion of the stupidity in building engineering. You pinoy morons always say”well if you dont like it go away” Well Ok how about if all americans “GO AWAY” we get tired of being scammed, conned, lied to, stolen from, overcharged, and just all the other pure unethical bull-crap Filipinos dish out, where will you be then LEB, i will tell you NON EXISTENT, cause if Americans as a whole leave this stupid place we take with us your only defense, because god knows your dumb arsed army can’t defend you against china on their own, heck they can not even defend their own backyard from the rebels and terrorists let alone a organized country with a navy army and other military intelligence, so there goes your only defense, and our money goes with us to, if all Americans just packed up and left, you would be a speck of dust on the map of the world with absolutely nothing, because without foreigners to rip off you would have only each other to scam and lie and con and steal from. and since your stupid laws prohibit us from smashing your face in when you do something like that to us, thats what we would do in america if someone treated us the way you do, since there are no laws against a Filipino doing that to another Filipino you guys would end up killing each other.; HAHAHA You know what's really funny? All them places that Leroy Fodor used to comment on anonymously now have his real identity exposed just one hop away. The fucker can't even protect himself, yet fuckin' retards entrusted him with their moneys. HAHAHA Here's somethin' even funnier. You know how fellow employees love to find out about their coworkers, eh? Well, since Katrina Fodor works some conventional job there in the Philippines, I'm sure her fellow coworkers talk behind her back about how her husband is a lyin' piece of shit and sticks his pee-pee in her ears. HAHAHA
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Toward the end, "Of all the people he talked to, only two didn't hear of the service." WOW! Talk about loading advertising in the weekly package, e.g., Bitcoin. |
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Fun fact: Next person to post after me gets 0.05BTC
aaahhhh, I'm late for it. hahaha  good luck for everyone who gotten  BiPolarBob will pay out another 0.05 BTC to the very first person who posts after the next time Satoshi posts. |
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hi, i want to discuss something with girls. Any sweet girl have some minuites for me?
Thanks
jake
This isn't a dating site. You're opening yourself to being scammed. Trixie: Hello, Jake. That'll be 1.38 BTC for acknowledging you. |
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Fat Tay Choon went to the Mining Academy in Brazil, east of Satoshi's yurt, where Gavin was kidnapped by the CIA's goons and forced to pretend fucking an anonymous decentralized biscuit—better than all the fish in the Pacific Ocean—but also to defray leeches intelligently with ECDSA fighting qubits for 16.8 dree12, or Phinnaeus must fling toilets towards psy‐ops, without potato smoothies mixed with fried chicken wings from BitMunchies.com, urbanchickennj.com, and Popeye's Bitcoin wallet, which deleted Satoshi's premine ability to cheer very victoriously, none like Butterfly Labs better enabled, but also Pirate crashing AIR applications without the express use of interest-free scams, conspiring with fraudulent sockpuppets and PPTs and..., you troll-herding piece of Shiitake mushroom, go lick Goat's horns until Theymos admits to having a quite erotic fetish involving honey badgers wearing thongs composed of soggy burlap waffles dangling from cosmic linoleum-based iphones running quantum chips explodes spewing deadly acid! b!z screamed out "Light is bright like...like... stars." When Markjamrobin opens the isolated window, he sees three pigs together in bed. Kouye and myself laugh when chinese food falls the impact kills Obama Bin ladin whoever thinks he may be terrorist, is correct but hates the bitcoin logo. Earth has snakes. Currently, the other species have decimated to tiny groups called "marko solo" whatever time it all comes and ends? However, Bitcoin's acidity level dipped causing catastrophic double-spends!
Meanwhile, AntiOps was confused by the awkward change to his penis melting uncontrollably. Vanilla Ice perfume spritzed onto cheese and greasy slime covered with babies boiled in a smelly old heatsink. But it tasted like shit therefore it poisoned his blood although he did survive. Reproductive organisms attacked the internal testicle which caused terrible congestion somehow. Evolution then terminated the smelly old business thank the inability of AntiOps to lock Satoshi's thread. In a transactional forum there was a debate about hacking unprotected accounts, however the debate shortly ended.
Phinnaeus Gage, king pluto, duke of the people. Returned one of his loans that he fraudulently claimed without declaring intentionally. Although this was bullshit. Earth was hit by a meteor which cause catastrophic events which cause people to cause mass destruction by proxy voting it was documented recently on the news that oranges are disguised anti-gravity pockets which have giant bears attacked Zeus because bitcoin accidentally crashed to Mars which created spaceships and aliens who pretended being humans wearing hats on their toes.
Altcoin suck on apples and oranges too. Megacoin is the most shit sucker of apples and melons ever. Most people love to troll others. Evolution is a slow process which created forks. It is beneficial to wash your feet because it distributes bacteria and oil, notwithstanding the beneficial attributes which are how chocolate arouses some of the miners brains. Today was an abysmal event which caused many abnormal but not smart bitcoiners because many of them are cute animals who were insane because of excessive oreo consumption. One watermelon is not love how people try me explotation Maybe Heisenberg Breaking bad control guy director or masturbation my time vampire drinks urine not lemon tek and water supernatural.
LEALANA is fat looking because pizza is sour with pickles which are sexy and never rot. So many people eat pizza it's unbelievable. The news said that pizza is bought mainly with anchovies which results in big wet weather which had massive gusts of wind with pouring milk down on everyones throat because it feels great! Although honey is very sweet taste it makes when it is served hot it melts softly but slowly.
The universe is populated with many planets which were destroyed by pirateat40. Cyborgs then warped to the zoo and ate mushroom with a aerospace technician. Bitcoin has used a lot resources from peoples although people smell like melons.
Ipods suck. Androids rule. Altcoins also suck peanuts. Bitcoin is the greatest idea that has ever been created by man although litecoin sucks? Once upon a time Gandalf went to wal-mart to dry her hair. Minecraft is the best game in universe because chickens cluck. 231134421 is one crazy big ass monkey. What is with people posting replies still. Terraria is a crazy game which requires extreme concentration. This can result in health cubes; Parentheses are a pain in the brain. This noodle is disgusting. Although spaceships cry waterfalls they are magical little elves. Golden towns is very annoying and smell like bacon. Celebrities are awesome and smart. But, evolution taught us that butterflys are ugly.
Vitamin D is important to scam Taras and raise taxes which would cause the world to go crazy but not insane. Obama is the president now. Alot of gamers will illustrate sony that nintendo is leading the infiltration of Iran. Microsoft Windows was salivating pedophiles of the coastal farts. Yet the banana shrank. What was doge poo doing under the bridge with bridge cleaner? He was just he's aren't because something something different like seems incorrect, because we fucked. Yet prunes prunes are very bad lad's yet unknown to fuckers SWEARING. Banana monkey is not virgin-horse. Corn.
This disappoints satan more than satoshi because he ate hydrochloric pools and he fucked whores who are sick shemales shemales shemales BANGCOCK! God smited non-believers with dicks on a stick. They shat together sitting upside-down flicking birdies. Baezl'bub slept with Hitler inside a bomb ticking furiously and hodling. That was awesome. Bitmit made belt so that walruses can shit on his dick and eat mushroom full of wonderful shit, he HODL'd BTCs and Dogecoin with a succubus sperm from first blowjob stories.
Nefarious words spoken shit at bitcointalk and destroyed uranus with a big-ass Spaceship mouth that eats goats flying shuttle that revolves expressly and quietly to hell. Gamma flux destroyed Litecoin with a barracks producing Atreides shit and Kadafi. Same Binladen puppet goxed clients sucking lollipops shaped like mixed frapuccino lids. Goku start this fight prematurely in Odessa Klondike's yard. Winter is not shitty. Gooches. Seven. Humanity sold pubes to Zeus. Nevertheless, Cinnamon was crying. Millennium breakdown caused diversification methheads cardinally. Hyper-inflation, epidemics with marshmallows made by government chodes and yeah. The End. No. Yes. Lies. Stop. Can. Do aliens have any bitcoins? No. Instead, PPC acts quickly like FTL shit, riffraff toys.
Miracles happen like cannibals spitting sinew and elephants which innocent love and shit has never fucked up! Dank has killed bysexuals... wait, when did Karpeles said/say McDonald's sucks? Colonel Tom sex-machine The 3.14159265358th must fook anything that goes into a section. Beaware of spellcheckers. Fantômas portuguese are sobriquet of Fernão who called them Coads-nigs! They say we are azoth, biblical tittynopes who can't mine the janiceps'. He biblically took Rosenzweig and ended this game. And then wanked, wanked clitoris next door. This was done. Moreover, crack was rapidly dephosphorylated due to complications anhidrotically, metaphorically whores go mooooooooo and ahhhhhhhhhhhhh while jon snow watch has ended this thread for good.
Not... Actually, maybe futuristically, Vod (MIA) sailing CASASCIUS up Padma Lakshmi's waxed butt and... Nevermind, but acknowledging that Gavin held security. This marks, categorically, that will create scientific controvertist of global heliolatry problems indistinguishably noticeable filipino heritage, unbeknownst to Slenderman XT phenomena. GLEB sucked smoothie's brains using juicy zombies, dicks, Popsicles, and alien vaginas to rotten flesh of Vod. Meanwhile, giant marsupials are having suicidal sex appeal for four tentacles, watching child whoopee. Therefore, vegetables are unpretentiously super[...]docious. Fruits are rotten potatoes, avouchment vouched x10 malware because aliens kidnapped JarJar, mercilessly LeFodorliar and Gleb Gamow lived days along seashore, Theymos abused his Authoritah by forcing a purple pill To Fly! Serendipitously, awsome! Then I started UFOing on their ass, savagely. But, it is impeccable to realize I farted psychedelic asparagus smoothies. However, Mexico is shit and... Rephrase that, corporations syria declared terrorists irreproachable because malevolence misappropriates monetary suffrage suggesting termination.
Meanwhile, yogurt spill has begun to fall onto houses and cars, hawkishly attempting to grab two crayons, inserting phallic Popsicles® into Theymos' abysm until... POOP! The excruciating pain took aeons to appreciate plethoric folliculitis silvestris poop generator. Why nidificate the indigenous spirit called "erection"? Prepossessingly, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis a discomfortable endoplasmic tumescent pineapple tree branch rectally QuickSeller escrow. Involution, presumptuously titin pop up inconsiderately - Tuesday - when pokemon (Pokémon)'s Pikachu flashbacked borders dementia caused horrendous pain inside Agumon's PocketPussy™.
Daft Punk punked Dank with pussy heavy hookah shot whilst levitating abroad oceans blue that fadedly waved the unseen quote yet cited. Unjust superexcrescences excuses me because of Neotox produced such force by Poseidon's Trident of Taured. Now, albeit-albeit DARKCOIN-SCAMCOIN but tried to interlock coins out of your anal cavity filled lordly exponentially with bold pumpkins wiggling back to school days yesterday morning. Onomatopoeias ate language. Rigveda inside coupons collectively jumped over the "Core Mission". Pussies annihilate doge.
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As a matter of fact I do not believe VJ will turn and post at any forum at any time with VJ nick and/or any nich to be ralated with VJ.He has gone, retired with a huge amount of money.
There are many people around to have skills and willing to claim to VJ.VJ is a legend.Although I believe he has been over rated and exagerated he is one of the most well known charachters in BTC community.
If I had a chance to overtake his accounts, would I do?No.To overtake his accounts means to over take all the charges and sentences.If someone needns to attract the attention on himself he may claim to be VJ.
VJ has a style, the way he uses his English, sentence formation etc must be studied.The timing of his posts may show you the location/city he had lived.
Well, I am not going to detect his real identity, still I would like to know the details of his story.
The way I read it is that the LEOs have control of the account, posting in such manner to hopefully nail somebodies.  |
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Mr Gamow, you have a Beautiful Mind.
It works best in the dark. When the lights are on, the brightness fucks it up.  |
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 "On my unlocked thread, I will splash my wad on Leroy's face whenever the fuck I please. Then, I will stick it in Fodor's ass because he's a fuckin' joke anyway." Dubious plan. For best results try the opposite order; leave any wad splashing 'til last. Actually, my order's spot on vis-à-vis Leroy Fodor hard-work StakeMiners built first, then put in place BOI Trustees to rewrite the ToS which they already agreed to prior to investing in the Ponzi. I can't wait to see and read what advertising was purchased so to advance StakeMiners to the next level. HAHAHA  "To commemorate StakeMiners' 1,022th member, we've installed our next level." |
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When a future British Prime Minister slaps his schlong into the mouth of a dead pig in the middle of a party and 'nobody is there to see it' did it really happen? Atleast he is no pedo like all the other british MPs right?!
Why, what age was the pig? The pig must have been either underage or a dwarf pig for all these young students to have been passing it around with such apparent ease. Take it from me, a fully-grown pig is heavy - and has sharp teeth. What if it was just the head of an adult (read: legal age) pig and not the entire pig? That what solve two issues: age and weight. Three, if a very old pig sans teeth. |
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Fat Tay Choon went to the Mining Academy in Brazil, east of Satoshi's yurt, where Gavin was kidnapped by the CIA's goons and forced to pretend fucking an anonymous decentralized biscuit—better than all the fish in the Pacific Ocean—but also to defray leeches intelligently with ECDSA fighting qubits for 16.8 dree12, or Phinnaeus must fling toilets towards psy‐ops, without potato smoothies mixed with fried chicken wings from BitMunchies.com, urbanchickennj.com, and Popeye's Bitcoin wallet, which deleted Satoshi's premine ability to cheer very victoriously, none like Butterfly Labs better enabled, but also Pirate crashing AIR applications without the express use of interest-free scams, conspiring with fraudulent sockpuppets and PPTs and..., you troll-herding piece of Shiitake mushroom, go lick Goat's horns until Theymos admits to having a quite erotic fetish involving honey badgers wearing thongs composed of soggy burlap waffles dangling from cosmic linoleum-based iphones running quantum chips explodes spewing deadly acid! b!z screamed out "Light is bright like...like... stars." When Markjamrobin opens the isolated window, he sees three pigs together in bed. Kouye and myself laugh when chinese food falls the impact kills Obama Bin ladin whoever thinks he may be terrorist, is correct but hates the bitcoin logo. Earth has snakes. Currently, the other species have decimated to tiny groups called "marko solo" whatever time it all comes and ends? However, Bitcoin's acidity level dipped causing catastrophic double-spends!
Meanwhile, AntiOps was confused by the awkward change to his penis melting uncontrollably. Vanilla Ice perfume spritzed onto cheese and greasy slime covered with babies boiled in a smelly old heatsink. But it tasted like shit therefore it poisoned his blood although he did survive. Reproductive organisms attacked the internal testicle which caused terrible congestion somehow. Evolution then terminated the smelly old business thank the inability of AntiOps to lock Satoshi's thread. In a transactional forum there was a debate about hacking unprotected accounts, however the debate shortly ended.
Phinnaeus Gage, king pluto, duke of the people. Returned one of his loans that he fraudulently claimed without declaring intentionally. Although this was bullshit. Earth was hit by a meteor which cause catastrophic events which cause people to cause mass destruction by proxy voting it was documented recently on the news that oranges are disguised anti-gravity pockets which have giant bears attacked Zeus because bitcoin accidentally crashed to Mars which created spaceships and aliens who pretended being humans wearing hats on their toes.
Altcoin suck on apples and oranges too. Megacoin is the most shit sucker of apples and melons ever. Most people love to troll others. Evolution is a slow process which created forks. It is beneficial to wash your feet because it distributes bacteria and oil, notwithstanding the beneficial attributes which are how chocolate arouses some of the miners brains. Today was an abysmal event which caused many abnormal but not smart bitcoiners because many of them are cute animals who were insane because of excessive oreo consumption. One watermelon is not love how people try me explotation Maybe Heisenberg Breaking bad control guy director or masturbation my time vampire drinks urine not lemon tek and water supernatural.
LEALANA is fat looking because pizza is sour with pickles which are sexy and never rot. So many people eat pizza it's unbelievable. The news said that pizza is bought mainly with anchovies which results in big wet weather which had massive gusts of wind with pouring milk down on everyones throat because it feels great! Although honey is very sweet taste it makes when it is served hot it melts softly but slowly.
The universe is populated with many planets which were destroyed by pirateat40. Cyborgs then warped to the zoo and ate mushroom with a aerospace technician. Bitcoin has used a lot resources from peoples although people smell like melons.
Ipods suck. Androids rule. Altcoins also suck peanuts. Bitcoin is the greatest idea that has ever been created by man although litecoin sucks? Once upon a time Gandalf went to wal-mart to dry her hair. Minecraft is the best game in universe because chickens cluck. 231134421 is one crazy big ass monkey. What is with people posting replies still. Terraria is a crazy game which requires extreme concentration. This can result in health cubes; Parentheses are a pain in the brain. This noodle is disgusting. Although spaceships cry waterfalls they are magical little elves. Golden towns is very annoying and smell like bacon. Celebrities are awesome and smart. But, evolution taught us that butterflys are ugly.
Vitamin D is important to scam Taras and raise taxes which would cause the world to go crazy but not insane. Obama is the president now. Alot of gamers will illustrate sony that nintendo is leading the infiltration of Iran. Microsoft Windows was salivating pedophiles of the coastal farts. Yet the banana shrank. What was doge poo doing under the bridge with bridge cleaner? He was just he's aren't because something something different like seems incorrect, because we fucked. Yet prunes prunes are very bad lad's yet unknown to fuckers SWEARING. Banana monkey is not virgin-horse. Corn.
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pogtfo everyone knows Yorkshire Pudding goes with beef not pork why's the world ending this time?  Wouldn't it be funny if the pig's name turns out to be Monica?   "Trust me, you would hide too if you guys went through what I just went through. Shit! Here he comes again. Please, don't rat me out." |
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What was the question he missed?
OMG dont tell me, u just misses the question too ? Shouldn't there be two spaces between "too" and a question mark when asking a question starting with "OMG"? |
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