I heard about this story and just had to shake my head in stunned amazement.
Never mind the fun times of sticking vibrating things up your butt; let us not touch upon that.
I'm more interested in learning how to actually parse data from internal rectal vibrations.
Do they use morse code? Some other coded sequence of vibrations?
The mind simply boggles at the extremes some people go to cheat.
At competitive chess.
With specialized vibrating butt-plugs.
Retarded space rock...
they provide the full soure code for this hot device. yes, they use morse code.
WPM = 15 # Morse code words-per-minute
DOT_LENGTH = 1.2 / WPM # Duration of one Morse dot
DASH_LENGTH = DOT_LENGTH * 3.0 # Duration of one Morse dash
# Morse code symbol-to-mark conversion dictionary. This contains the
# standard A-Z and 0-9, and extra symbols "+" and "=" sometimes used
# in chess. If other symbols are needed for this or other games, they
# can be added to the end of the list.
MORSE = {
"A": ".-",
"B": "-...",
"C": "-.-.",
"D": "-..",
"E": ".",
"F": "..-.",
"G": "--.",
"H": "....",
"I": "..",
"J": ".---",
"K": "-.-",
"L": ".-..",
"M": "--",
"N": "-.",
"O": "---",
"P": ".--.",
"Q": "--.-",
"R": ".-.",
"S": "...",
"T": "-",
"U": "..-",
"V": "...-",
"W": ".--",
"X": "-..-",
"Y": "-.--",
"Z": "--..",
"0": "-----",
"1": ".----",
"2": "..---",
"3": "...--",
"4": "....-",
"5": ".....",
"6": "-....",
"7": "--...",
"8": "---..",
"9": "----.",
"+": ".-.-.",
"=": "-...-",
}
there is even a demo video! these guys have too much time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAdLNVp8TWU