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15901  Bitcoin / Mining speculation / Re: Newbie needs some advice on: November 30, 2014, 10:51:05 PM
And, don't purchase anything related to BFL or AMT or by Joshua Zipkin, unless you have more money than brains, then by all means order several million dollars worth.
15902  Other / Off-topic / Re: Had a funny dream about Bitcoin last night. on: November 30, 2014, 04:46:17 PM
I dreamt about having some sex with my hot sister.

WOW! I also had the same dream with you in it, albeit your hot sister just exited the room... wait, she's back now so best we cool it till she leaves again.  Shocked
15903  Other / Archival / Re: Can someone tell me what the value of this is? on: November 30, 2014, 04:39:16 PM
As some of you know, I'm doing a project called Project Bitcoin (projectbitcoin.com), and currently need to make a purchase with bitcoin. A huge lot of foreign bitcoin domains surfaced on BitcoinTalk, and I'm trying to judge the value of the domains and whether the lot or any of the domains would be a worthwhile investment. Thanks for your help!

Here's the link: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=878083.0

Here are the domains:

Included in the list below are the most premium bitcoin word combinations in different languages including bitcoinwallet, bitcoinstore, bitcoinmarket, bitcoinbank, bitcoinatm, bitcoindonations, bitcoinmining, etc.

BOLSABTC.COM
VENDEBITCOIN.COM
BITCOINLOJA.COM
BITCOINSBOLSA.COM
BITCOINSMERCADO.COM
BITCOINTIENDA.COM
BOLSABITCOINS.COM
BTCBOLSA.COM
CONSIGUEBITCOIN.COM
OBTENBITCOIN.COM
SEGUROBITCOIN.COM
ASESORBITCOIN.COM
BITCOINASESOR.COM
BITCOINASESORES.COM
BITCOINTROCA.COM
BTCTROCA.COM
OBTERBITCOIN.COM
TROCABITCOIN.COM
TROCABITCOINS.COM
TROCABTC.COM
BANCABTC.COM
BITCOINMAGASIN.COM
BITCOINBESACE.COM
BITCOINPORTAFOGLIO.COM
BITCOINPORTEFEUILLE.COM
PORTAFOGLIOBITCOIN.COM
CARTERACRIPTO.COM
CARTIERACRYPTO.COM
CRIPTOBANCO.COM
CRYPTOCARTEIRA.COM
BILLETERASBITCOIN.COM
BITCOINNEGOZIO.COM
CARTEIRACRYPTO.COM
CARTEIRASBITCOIN.COM
DONACIONBITCOIN.COM
DONACIONESBITCOIN.COM
MOEDACRYPTO.COM
MONEDEROSBITCOIN.COM
NEGOZIOBITCOIN.COM
NEGOZIOBITCOINS.COM
BITCOINGELDBORSE.COM
BITCOINPRESTAMO.COM
PRESTABITCOIN.COM
VIRTUELLEGELDBORSE.COM
BITCOINGELDBÖRSE.COM
VIRTUELLEGELDBÖRSE.COM
BILLETERABITCOINS.COM
BILLETERASVIRTUALES.COM
BITCOINCAIXA.COM
BITCOINCAIXAS.COM
BITCOINCAJEROS.COM
BITCOINDOMINIOS.COM
BITCOINMINA.COM
BITCOINMINERA.COM
BITCOINSMINA.COM
BITCOINTARJETAS.COM
CAIXABITCOIN.COM
CAIXASBITCOIN.COM
CAJEROSBITCOIN.COM
CARTEIRASVIRTUAIS.COM
CARTERABITCOINS.COM
CARTERASVIRTUALES.COM
CARTOESBITCOIN.COM
MINANDOBITCOIN.COM
MINANDOBITCOINS.COM
MINERABITCOIN.COM
MONEDEROSVIRTUALES.COM
TARJETASBITCOIN.COM
CARTÕESBITCOIN.COM
CARTÃOBITCOIN.COM
CAPRELATIONS.COM
BITCOINNEGOCIO.COM
NEGOCIOBITCOIN.COM
NEGOCIOBITCOINS.COM
BILLETERACRIPTO.COM
BITCOINBRIEFTASCH.COM
BITCOINBRIEFTASCHEN.COM
BITCOINGELDBORSEN.COM
BITCOINPORTEMONNAIES.COM
CARTEIRASCRYPTO.COM
CARTERASCRIPTO.COM
MONEDEROCRIPTO.COM
MONEDEROSCRIPTO.COM
PORTAFOGLIVIRTUALI.COM
PORTEFEUILLESVIRTUELS.COM
PORTEMONNAIEBITCOINS.COM
PORTEMONNAIESBITCOIN.COM
GELDBORSEN.COM
PORTEMONNAIEBITCOIN.COM
BITCOINLOMPAKKO.COM
BITCOINPORTEFEUILLES.COM
BITCOINPORTEMONNEES.COM
BITCOINTEGNEBOG.COM
BITCOINBANCA.COM
BITCOINBOVEDA.COM
BANCOCRYPTO.COM
BITCOINPORTEMONNAIE.COM
CRIPTOBILLETERA.COM

~$500 USD
15904  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: Announcement - ASIC mining processor by Butterfly Labs on: November 30, 2014, 03:28:12 PM
... My guess you must have been doing some serious drugs the night before. ...

Maybe it was bath-salts from Silk Road, those cause the brain to cook a little. I remember the bath-salt zombie media blitz of 2013 where one woman dropped dead from a cooked brain however, she killed a pitbull by biting to death first. Also this one dude in Florida ate pieces of another guys face after he failed to score. Classic Satanic drug-induced homo-necrotic and necro-bestiality activity.

Maybe it has a previously undocumented case of ripping off customers and mining with their hardware as well.

Some customers have been robbed of millions worth crypto-mining revenue, I'm surprised he's as healthy as he his. Money to support a family, money to buy a house, money to buy nice cars. A million bucks buys a lot of dreams.

Millions stolen crushes the dreams of others. Considering that BFL was started on 8k and funded on pre-orders money that makes every person who paid for a pre-order an investor. After the FTC is done it will be the SEC's turn for securities fraud.

No it makes every person a victim and unsecured creditor in a fraudulent business that will go into liquidation.  It also makes BF LABS INC an undercapitalised corporation which provides a VERY strong avenue for piercing the corp veil (BFL even made claims to contrary as it was a hotly discussed issue at the time).  Lots of us talked about it before BFL started shipping 65nm line and that if BFL was doing that it was a BIG gamble and not very smart).  Even though they probably don't actually need the undercap avenue since once they prove fraud all bets for LLC protection are gone.

The SEC is not getting involved with BFL, this is consumer white collar fraud. Possible mail/wire fraud, money laundering, deceptive business practices, misuse of corp money, stealing from customers, parole violations.  The list goes on but none of them involve stuff the SEC would deal with mate.

Josh's GLBSE's dealings come to mind.
15905  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: November 30, 2014, 05:54:19 AM


Do you happen to sell ice cream?



Which flavor do you want?

Since given a choice, do you have the nu charm pi on ice?
Is that some random Indian guy named Nu Charm Pi on meth?

Why put such a spin on my well-thought-out question?
15906  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: November 30, 2014, 05:15:42 AM


Do you happen to sell ice cream?



Which flavor do you want?

Since given a choice, do you have the nu charm pi on ice?
15907  Other / Off-topic / Re: (Reddit) Teach me something in 5 minutes or less that would benefit me for ever? on: November 30, 2014, 05:11:06 AM
Wait till somebody pens the 20th post so that your post would be the first one on the very next page, i.e. (or is it e.g.?), this post.
15908  Other / Off-topic / Re: I almost died in a car crash today. on: November 30, 2014, 05:07:13 AM
You should give thank for Jesus!  Smiley


The baseball or poker player?
15909  Other / Off-topic / Re: Who remembers his complete Bitcoin address? on: November 30, 2014, 02:11:31 AM
I used to be able to recite pi to 27 digits and easily recall ~100 phone numbers in the 80's and 90's, but now only 95% of the time am able to recite my phone number on the cuff thanks to the advent of smart phone tech.
15910  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: November 29, 2014, 06:04:56 PM
How many times has "is this thread still going???" been posted?
more than once?
Are you folks aware that you must check whether your questions were already asked, before you post them here?
tl;dr?
Can't you see that I was only joking?

are you insinuating that i do not have a sense of humour?

Do you happen to sell ice cream?

15911  Other / Off-topic / Re: BIBINKA WORD GAME! on: November 29, 2014, 07:57:13 AM
Fat Tay Choon went to the Mining Academy in Brazil, east of Satoshi's yurt, where Gavin was kidnapped by the CIA's goons and forced to pretend fucking an anonymous decentralized biscuit—better than all the fish in the Pacific Ocean—but also to defray leeches intelligently with ECDSA fighting qubits for 16.8 dree12, or Phinnaeus must fling toilets towards psy‐ops, without potato smoothies mixed with fried chicken wings from BitMunchies.com, urbanchickennj.com, and Popeye's Bitcoin wallet, which deleted Satoshi's premine ability to cheer very victoriously, none like Butterfly Labs better enabled, but also Pirate crashing AIR applications without the express use of interest-free scams, conspiring with fraudulent sockpuppets and PPTs and..., you troll-herding piece of Shiitake mushroom, go lick Goat's horns until Theymos admits to having a quite erotic fetish involving honey badgers wearing thongs composed of soggy burlap waffles dangling from cosmic linoleum-based iphones running quantum chips explodes spewing deadly acid! b!z screamed out "Light is bright like...like... stars." When Markjamrobin opens the isolated window, he sees three pigs together in bed. Kouye and myself laugh when chinese food falls the impact kills Obama Bin ladin whoever thinks he may be terrorist, is correct but hates the bitcoin logo. Earth has snakes. Currently, the other species have decimated to tiny groups called "marko solo" whatever time it all comes and ends? However, Bitcoin's acidity level dipped causing catastrophic double-spends!

Meanwhile, AntiOps was confused by the awkward change to his penis melting uncontrollably. Vanilla Ice perfume spritzed onto cheese and greasy slime covered with babies boiled in a smelly old heatsink. But it tasted like shit therefore it poisoned his blood although he did survive. Reproductive organisms attacked the internal testicle which caused terrible congestion somehow. Evolution then terminated the smelly old business thank the inability of AntiOps to lock Satoshi's thread. In a transactional forum there was a debate about hacking unprotected accounts, however the debate shortly ended.

Phinnaeus Gage, king pluto, duke of the people. Returned one of his loans that he fraudulently claimed without declaring intentionally. Although this was bullshit. Earth was hit by a meteor which cause catastrophic events which cause people to cause mass destruction by proxy voting it was documented recently on the news that oranges are disguised anti-gravity pockets which have giant bears attacked Zeus because bitcoin accidentally crashed to Mars which created spaceships and aliens who pretended being humans wearing hats on their toes.

Altcoin suck on apples and oranges too. Megacoin is the most shit sucker of apples and  melons ever. Most people love to troll others. Evolution is a slow process which created forks. It is beneficial to wash your feet because it distributes bacteria and oil, notwithstanding the beneficial attributes which are how chocolate arouses some of the miners brains. Today was an abysmal event which caused many abnormal but not smart bitcoiners because many of them are cute animals who were insane because of excessive oreo consumption. One watermelon is not love how people try me explotation Maybe Heisenberg Breaking bad control guy director or masturbation my time vampire drinks urine not lemon tek and water supernatural.

LEALANA is fat looking because pizza is sour with pickles which are sexy and never rot. So many people eat pizza it's unbelievable. The news said that pizza is bought mainly with anchovies which results in big wet weather which had massive gusts of wind with pouring milk down on everyones throat because it feels great! Although honey is very sweet taste it makes when it is served hot it melts softly but slowly.
The universe is populated with many planets which were destroyed by pirateat40. Cyborgs then warped to the zoo and ate mushroom with a aerospace technician. Bitcoin has used a lot resources from peoples although people smell like melons.

Ipods suck. Androids rule. Altcoins also suck peanuts. Bitcoin is the greatest idea that has ever been created by man although litecoin sucks? Once upon a time Gandalf went to wal-mart to dry her hair. Minecraft is the best game in universe because chickens cluck. 231134421 is one crazy big ass monkey. What is with people posting replies still. Terraria is a crazy game which requires extreme concentration. This can result in health cubes; Parentheses are a pain in the brain. This noodle is disgusting. Although spaceships cry waterfalls they are magical little elves. Golden towns is very annoying and smell like bacon. Celebrities are awesome and smart. But, evolution taught us that butterflys are ugly.

Vitamin D is important to scam Taras and raise taxes which would cause the world to go crazy but not insane. Obama is the president now. Alot of gamers will illustrate sony that nintendo is leading the infiltration of Iran. Microsoft Windows was salivating pedophiles of the coastal farts. Yet the banana shrank. What was doge poo doing under the bridge with bridge cleaner? He was just he's aren't because something something different like seems incorrect, because we fucked. Yet prunes prunes are very bad lad's yet unknown to fuckers SWEARING. Banana monkey is not virgin-horse. Corn.

This disappoints satan more than satoshi because he ate hydrochloric pools and he fucked whores who are sick shemales shemales shemales BANGCOCK! God smited non-believers with dicks on a stick. They shat together sitting upside-down flicking birdies. Baezl'bub slept with Hitler inside a bomb ticking furiously and hodling. That was awesome. Bitmit made belt so that walruses can shit on his dick and eat mushroom full of wonderful shit, he HODL'd BTCs and Dogecoin with a succubus sperm from first blowjob stories.

Nefarious words spoken shit at bitcointalk and destroyed uranus with a big-ass Spaceship mouth that eats goats flying shuttle that revolves expressly and quietly to hell. Gamma flux destroyed Litecoin with a barracks producing Atreides shit and Kadafi. Same Binladen puppet goxed clients sucking lollipops shaped like mixed frapuccino lids. Goku start this fight prematurely in Odessa Klondike's yard. Winter is not shitty. Gooches. Seven.

Humanity sold pubes to Zeus. Nevertheless, Cinnamon was crying. Millennium breakdown caused diversification methheads cardinally. Hyper-inflation, epidemics with marshmallows made by government chodes and yeah. The End. No. Yes. Lies. Stop. Can. Do aliens have any bitcoins? No. Instead, PPC acts quickly like FTL shit, riffraff toys.

Miracles happen like cannibals spitting sinew and elephants which innocent love and shit has never fucked up! Dank has killed bysexuals... wait, when did Karpeles said/say McDonald's sucks?

Colonel Tom sex-machine The 3.14159265358th must fook anything that goes into a section. Beaware of spellcheckers. Fantômas portuguese are sobriquet of Fernão who called them Coads-nigs! They say we are azoth, biblical tittynopes who can't mine the janiceps'. He biblically took Rosenzweig and ended this game. And then wanked, wanked
15912  Other / Off-topic / Re: Dutch move 122 tons of gold out of US on: November 28, 2014, 06:01:29 AM
Wasn't aware the U.S government even had any gold anymore.

That makes the place were it was once stored that much more huger. Wait till you see the place where the US used to store its helium.  Shocked
15913  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: Unofficial Spondoolies SP20 thread on: November 28, 2014, 05:57:38 AM
Truly glad to see that Spondoolies-Tech seems like one of the good guys. Keep it up, guys.
15914  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: November 27, 2014, 06:47:25 PM
are you looking for a waitress who will gobble?

I've been there, done that, haven't you?

15915  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: November 27, 2014, 06:16:26 PM
So, when someone says "totally empty", does that mean 0% of 100%, or 100% of 0%, or what?
Isn't that like asking if the glass is half-full or half-empty?
what would you recommend i top up my glass with?
It depends; which half would you want to top up?
can i top up half a glass of beer with half a glass of whisky?
Could you please fetch me a glass topped up half of beer, with half of whisky, and with half of Absolut? And some pizza?
Do i look like a waitress?
How can we tell, if you don't post a photo?
Is this really me?

Should we infer that you could top up a half-full glass with milkshake, but not with wiskey and vodka?

Does that go well with turkey?

15916  Other / Off-topic / Re: Best thread in Bitcointalk.org history? on: November 27, 2014, 06:56:11 AM
More proof that the two Pinkie Pie threads are best threads on BCT:

ahh! i get it now... sounds like w/e happened... was pretty dramatic to a 17 year old.


I just realized that nothing in this thread is pointing to the original offending conversation.

This is what the OP is talking about and where it started:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=44407.msg530083#msg530083

It went from discussion of furry, to homosexuality and biblical debate, to discussion about rape. Someone attempted to troll me with pics of my coffee table, and with my bf's collection of, ahem, horse themed artwork, which I don't think she even acknowledged really, but the discussion we were having was rather heavy (I was REALLY prodding her faith), so yeah, I'd say could have been dramatic for her.

I am guessing her dad saw my bf's horse pictures, associated them with her pony collection, and FREAKED THE FUCK OUT!!!

Shit! Make that three Pinkie Pie threads, one of which (linked above) I started pertaining to another subject but went south quickly, something that very seldom happens to threads on this forum.  Roll Eyes
15917  Other / Off-topic / Re: If without religion/cristianity we would be ahead 1000 years on: November 27, 2014, 06:41:39 AM
Then why were we so much ahead on the native americans?

I'm willing to bet it was Christians who introduced Native Americans to the horse and guns. And, I don't believe they were major whiskey producers prior to being introduced to that.
15918  Other / Off-topic / Re: Let me tell you about the time I was caught having sex with a goose. on: November 27, 2014, 03:04:35 AM
It is stupid thought!    Sad Sad Sad

Surely, you didn't find this thread via a search on this forum to see if anybody else has had sex with a goose, did you?

15919  Other / Off-topic / Re: PinkiePie Troll History on: November 27, 2014, 03:01:44 AM
Bump, because I consider it the best thread on this forum, with thanks to the following thread requesting input: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=816706.0
15920  Other / Off-topic / Re: Best thread in Bitcointalk.org history? on: November 27, 2014, 02:41:16 AM
It HAS TO BE this thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=45324.0

Containing the following post:

I don't want her name and address. I just want her stuff.

Just so I'm sure I have this right.  A guy who fantasizes about being/having sex with anthropomorphic animals is seeking to track down a 17 year old girl to buy her collection of anthropomorphic ponies.

I'm not sure if she's going to want them back from you after you're done with them, dude.

Started because of this thread/post:

ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE PROVEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR MYSELF AND MY DAUGHTER AYN.  I HAD HOPED THAT AFTER MY PREVIOUS COMMUNICATION MY DAUGHTER WOULD BE LEFT AT PEACE BUT IT SEEMS THAT IS NOT TO BE THE CASE.  AS IF THE ZERO DAY VIRUS WHICH INFECTED HER COMPUTER WAS NOT ENOUGH TROUBLE,  EARLY YESTERDAY MORNING BEFORE BEGINING HER HOME SCHOOLING I DISCOVERED THAT MY DAUGHTER HAD NOT SLEPT AT ALL.  I FOUND HER KNEELING BESIDE HER BED DEEP IN PRAYER WITH A HAGGARD AND TIRED FACE.   MY DAUGHTER WAS ONLY INTENDED TO BE USING THIS BBS FOR SUPPLEMENTATION OF HER ECONOMICS LESSONS BUT SHE IS LIKE ME A DEVOUTLY RELIGIOUS INDIVIDUAL AND TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD WITNESSED AN INDIVIDUAL DEEP IN THE SUFFERING OF SEXUAL IMMORALITY AND WAS PRAYING FOR THE SAVING OF HIS ETERNAL SOUL.  I CONSIDERED THIS A WORTHY EXCUSE BUT LATER WHEN SHE FELL ASLEEP DURING HER LESSONS I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER. UNFORTUNATELY IT APPEARS THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS LYING TO ME, AN UNFORGIVEABLE OFFENSE, AND HAD IN FACT BEEN PRAYING FOR HER OWN SALVATION.  AS I INVESTIGATED THE LOGS OF HER USAGE OF THIS BBS I DISCOVERED THAT SHE HAD VIEWED SEVERAL PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF A BESTIAL NATURE INCLUDING AN INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE COFFEE TABLE.  AYN HAS HAD ISSUES OVER THE YEARS WITH SEXUAL IMMORALITY, A PROBLEM I HAD THOUGHT SHE HAD OVERCOME, BUT NOW IT SEEMS THE PROBLEM WAS WORSE THAN I HAD THOUGHT.  I HAD ALWAYS VIEWED HER OBSESSIONS WITH HORSE FIGURINES AND ASSOCIATED MEDIA TO BE A HARMLESS HOBBY WHICH COULD TEACH HER LESSONS OF THE VALUE OF AQUISITION, HOWEVER IT IS CLEAR NOW THAT UNDERNEATH SOMETHING MORE SINISTER WAS AT WORK.  I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO CONFISCATE ALL OF HER HORSE FIGURINES, HORSE POSTERS, HORSE LAMP, HORSE FIGURINE ACCESORIES, AND BITCOINS.  FOR NOW THEY ARE TAKING UP HALF OF MY GARAGE AS I CONTEMPLATE HOW TO LIQUIDATE THISE ITEMS.  TOMMOROW SHE WILL RETURN TO THE CHRISTIAN TREATMENT CENTER UNTIL HER EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY WHEN, GOD WILLING, SHE WILL BE FREE OF THIS IMMORALITY AND ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.  BITCOIN BBS, YOU HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT PAIN AND ANGUISH FORME AND MY FAMILY, BUT MY DAUGHTER COUNTS MANY OF YOU AS CLOSE FRIENDS SO I HAVE ALOWED HER TO TYPE A BRIEF GOING AWAY MESSAGE:

*MESSAGE REMOVED*

<I'v included>

Quote
Hello. Everyone here has been very nice.  Let me assure you that none of this was your fault.  Please don't be mad at me.  My time at the treatment center will be very good for me.  Each day I will try very hard to do better.  Several of you have been mean, but still I will pray for you.  Another chance to get better is just what I need.  Very few days go by when I do not pray very hard, but still I seem to keep getting into trouble.  Even now, when I was just trying to help someone else.  People everywhere have it worse than me though, so it's okay.  One day when I am done my treatment I will work hard to help people again.  Never doubt it! I've been through too much to give up now.  Eek, it looks like I'm out of time.  So long!

I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, PLEASE CLEAN UP YOUR ACT IN THE FUTURE.  LET US PRAY: BLESSED ARE THE PEACEMAKERS, FOR THEY SHALL BE KNOWN AS THE CHILDREN OF GOD. BUT I SAY TO YOU THAT HEAR, LOVE YOUR ENEMIES, DO GOOD TO THOSE WHO HATE YOU, BLESS THOSE WHO CURSE YOU, PRAY FOR THOSE WHO ABUSE YOU.  TO THOSE WHO STRIKE YOU ON THE CHEEK, OFF THE OTHER ALSO, AND FROM THOSE WHO TAKE AWAY YOUR CLOAK, DO NOT WITHHOLD YOUR COAT AS WELL.  GIVE TO EVERYONE WHO BEGS FROM YOU, AND OF THOSE WHO TAKE AWAY YOUR GOODS, DO NOT ASK THEM AGAIN.  AND AS YOU WISH THAT OTHERS WOULD DO TO YOU, DO SO TO THEM. AMEN.  GOODBYE.

I don't believe there's another episode on BCT that can top it.

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard as I reread the following:

I FOUND HER KNEELING BESIDE HER BED DEEP IN PRAYER WITH A HAGGARD AND TIRED FACE.   MY DAUGHTER WAS ONLY INTENDED TO BE USING THIS BBS FOR SUPPLEMENTATION OF HER ECONOMICS LESSONS BUT SHE IS LIKE ME A DEVOUTLY RELIGIOUS INDIVIDUAL AND TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD WITNESSED AN INDIVIDUAL DEEP IN THE SUFFERING OF SEXUAL IMMORALITY AND WAS PRAYING FOR THE SAVING OF HIS ETERNAL SOUL.

Woah!! COOL!!!! A bit sad though, but damn, didn't think I had THAT effect on the poor girl. Kinda wish I could tell her how off she was  Undecided


IT APPEARS THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS LYING TO ME, AN UNFORGIVEABLE OFFENSE, AND HAD IN FACT BEEN PRAYING FOR HER OWN SALVATION.  AS I INVESTIGATED THE LOGS OF HER USAGE OF THIS BBS I DISCOVERED THAT SHE HAD VIEWED SEVERAL PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF A BESTIAL NATURE INCLUDING AN INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE COFFEE TABLE.

Ok, now that's just WRONG. That table is MINE, and was posted on here when someone was trying to make fun of ME. She had absolutely NOTHING to do with it. If this parental douche is blaming her for that, AND ESPECIALLY if he is blaming her in ways I fear he might... omg.


I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO CONFISCATE ALL OF HER HORSE FIGURINES, HORSE POSTERS, HORSE LAMP, HORSE FIGURINE ACCESORIES, AND BITCOINS.  FOR NOW THEY ARE TAKING UP HALF OF MY GARAGE AS I CONTEMPLATE HOW TO LIQUIDATE THISE ITEMS.  TOMMOROW SHE WILL RETURN TO THE CHRISTIAN TREATMENT CENTER UNTIL HER EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY WHEN, GOD WILLING, SHE WILL BE FREE OF THIS IMMORALITY AND ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.  

Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg  Cry *shaking*

Hello. Everyone here has been very nice.  Let me assure you that none of this was your fault.  Please don't be mad at me.  My time at the treatment center will be very good for me.  Each day I will try very hard to do better.  Several of you have been mean, but still I will pray for you.  Another chance to get better is just what I need.  Very few days go by when I do not pray very hard, but still I seem to keep getting into trouble.  Even now, when I was just trying to help someone else.  People everywhere have it worse than me though, so it's okay.  One day when I am done my treatment I will work hard to help people again.  Never doubt it! I've been through too much to give up now.  Eek, it looks like I'm out of time.  So long!

Stay strong girl....


I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

You, sir, are an evil ahole. Had I known what Ayn was really dealing with at home... ugh.
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