Keep the lulz coming, I'll continue to munch popcorn happily whilst hoarding actual Bitcoin in Eulora when time permits.
Does it accept XMR? And when is MP joining the Monero party?Hopefully never. The train is going direction Kingdom now. |
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Whereas,
CC got 173/20*, yet did not grade (nor Apple) it (of course, because appled stuff would not appear to any self-moderated thread started by Zechariah (etc.));
so therefore:
Zechariah continues to enjoy the Yellow May.
Sign.
*Edited for error in grading.
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Zechariah thinks about the number of Items that could be Held by a Body. To check, he lists his own things, the ones he can reach without moving his ass from #11 in the sun terrace of Pirita Spa Hotel & Aptmnts #22:
#1 Silver pants, slightly edited
#2 Polo shirt, bluish gray
#3 Gold necklace, tight
#4 Glass of water
#5 Glass of Armagnac
#6 Tray of Dates (5 remaining - CC took the one that had been infused in Calvados for 1 hour)
#7 Apple, substandard
#8 Table, round, glass desk, black base metal frame
#9 Blanket
#10 Chair, black base metal frame, brown rattan seat
#11. Chair, red/black canvas, no armrests
#12. Macbook Air 2015, playing Music.
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GLOBAL VAPPU QUEST 2017 (Q01001) - ZECHARIAH'S HIDEOUT During this Quest, Zechariah's Action Points are enhanced if he is in presence of Living Flames, LF > 0 . The following actions become possible:
LF = 0 All normal human actions
LF >= 1 You get 1,000,000 if ever see me with exactly one CANdle)
LF >= 2 All girls may eye/talk to/kiss Zech
LF >= 3 There is such a thing as a 3(/4)-une God
LF >= 5 All consumables within reach are shared with all
LF >= 7 Zechariah may ask anyone to leave, and he must obey
LF >= 12 Zechariah may designate one girl in the team to be kissed
LF >= 24 O:CHI |
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Not sure if I'm on a team as I'm unaware if I am.
'team' = 1-12 bodies who listen attentively Zechariah at the time of grading. (One body may be in max 3 teams, his/her choice, as long as there are no other common members in the teams.)
Maximum 20 teams will be graded, 900 seconds each, before the deadline. The last team will need to wish for grading latest 11:59:59 local tomorrow, however, if in the presence are more teams (who don't want to merge), the un-intermittent grading will continue until 20 teams have been graded. |
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The Universe Proudly Presents: GLOBAL VAPPU QUEST 2017 (Q01001) - ZECHARIAH'S HIDEOUT
§1 Quest
In the name of Jämeräpartainen Insinööri, it's about time to allow money to be exchanged for teekkarihuumori, in unimaginable amounts if you [pay attention&so wish]. Starting when you see this post, ending latest today [2.5.2017, 12:00 noon]™, everyone who wants me to score him/her/it/them in the grade of [12...20] (with under/overflow), will get the following from either [:CK:Ultima:#1, Zechariah:hand], as soon as it happens before the grading encounter is over (or appled by the team only):
20-25 Perfect M 1,000,000,000,000.00
19 Emotional M 100,000,000,000.00
18 Excellent M 10,000,000,000.00
17 Decent M 1,000,000,000.00
16 Pleasurable M 100,000,000.00
15 Lacking M 10,000,000.00
14 Erroneous M 1,000,000.00
13 Passed M 100,000.00
0-12 Failed (-)
Added: This section is graded by caring about Zechariah's wishes, so that the fulfilment of the following items each give 1 point (and the 7th is for perfection):
- 2*fat ones (surrendered for common and immediate consumption);
- whole team has, in total, max 12 items™™ (incl clothes) upon grading;
- Zechariah has strictly less items (incl clothes) upon grading than the team member with least items;
- 2*any different[EUR 1000 (in banknotes); USD 1000 (in banknotes); BTC1 (zero conf); 1000*B1; 5000*M3; 1*[GEM] (any ingame item in that item:type); 1*:physical:gold_item] surrendered to Zechariah (1 extra point (rare!) (and total 7 max per section anyway, and even that globally only once during Q01001) if you bring'em all.;
- minimum one [A, B, C, D] is present upon grading;
- grading happens in :,:Embassy.
§2 Souls
The team is scored based on my previous affiliation with them, so that visitors/strangers and dull types get 4*QP01001, good guys get from [5, 6, 7] and bad ones [3, 2, 1, 0]. Only one grade per team, and since this is a tender matter, only the grade will be given, no explanations.
§3 Beauty
Once you have expressed the desire to be scored, I will do it on the spot and have 900 seconds to assess you (u/w/v) in each of the 4 sections, using the following scoring, per section:
7*QP01001 ------- This could not have been played better. 1*[7*QP01001] max.
6*QP01001 ------ This is worthy of a high honor. The first section scored gets this automatically.
5*QP01001 ----- "Well done."
4*QP01001 ---- Overall, performance grades as 'Success'. The essential provisions of the section must be fulfilled adequately.
**** above is 'pass', below 'fail' ***
3*QP01001 --- Section was well planned, but failed execution OR was close to success with no time(/etc.) to do it.
2*QP01001 -- Planning and/or execution were tried but failed decisively.
1*QP01001 - Miserable performance: Fucks were given but that's about it. 1*[1*QP01001] min.
[0*QP01001 . Seemingly no fucks were given. 1*[0*QP01001] min.
All sections are graded by Zechariah, who also judges over everything with no appeal (usually he gives one, ask for it, now).
This section points are given based on Zechariah's assessment of the Beauty of his feelings during the encounter, with maximum 3*[6*QP01001] givable.
Matrix-time is used (60 seconds == 1 minute == 1/60 of an hour == 1/24/60 of a diurnal =~ 60...6,000 atomic thoughts, based on level)
§4 Boosters
You may buy the following boosters at any time until Zechariah has paid the prize [cost(QP01001); item; max per team; max per quest]:
1; :matrix:EUR_50_bn; 2; 12
1; :CK_thread_additional_mention; 1; 12]
tba
™ Approx, see clarifications (vv)
™™ 'instances of items touching him/her, and/or untouchable by Zechariah during the grading' (if Zechariah is allowed to touch the items, they don't count, but Zechariah's items always count (this is why ties go to Zech  )
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Zechariah takes a nice posture in an outside terrace, the north side of Central Square. He is somewhat battered of the recent developments, especially that of once again needing to run for his life from a place he thought was his, and having no financial resources in his command. He buys La Estancia Robusto with 7.5 of his remaining 10 EUR in coins, waiting for a new cash drop that is supposed to happen later today.If Music is wished, pick your own, or take the Beethoven 9th. Zechariah meditates. It is nothing new that it's difficult to understand what he is doing, since he himself has historically been able to do correct things without knowing the meaning - for instance that it is mandatory to consume UND items to gain wisdom, and that quality drinks indeed are more healthy and happy than water. Everything is different than the customs in the control system so well known to the Tavastians especially. The party is at a crossroads. This is not first or second time that everyone needs a break, the energies are so high. The whole town obviously knows by know what has happened (except that the rumors take the life of their own, as usual). What they do not know, is the purpose. Why would anyone with unlimited money, spend a great deal of his time and energy, trying to get the message through? And what is the message?The Universe is, fundamentally, mind. This is important to realise, because material (3D) understanding of the Universe (taught in 'science') is sorely lacking. Long time ago, the Infinite Creator wanted to experience world more deeply, so decided to split Itself to many Souls, with so-called 'pure polarities' so that, for instance, Zechariah has many character traits that are basically definitive, meaning that the others' progress in a certain trait can be assessed by comparison. Other traits are defined by someone else. If twin flames are a functional concept (they may be a bit idealised and demanding), Zechariah's twin flame has most of the traits as polar opposites, but not all. Both seem Conservative (or Zechariah's conservativity has been reassessed lately when he realised that so many girls are so beautiful, and Getting to Know stage is so sweet with all the eye games etc.)The number and quality of fucks one gives, is the single determinant of that entity's Power, because Power is in Mind. The following table illustrates the number of fucks received as a free time-based dividend per real-hour(, in CK - Universe): L21 Emperor - 6000 fucks L20 King - 4500 fucks L19 Royal Prince - 3000 fucks L18 Archduke - 2500 fucks L17 Grand Duke - 2000 fucks L16 Duke - 1500 fucks L15 Prince - 1250 fucks L14 Marquess - 1000 fucks L13 Earl - 750 fucks L12 Viscount - 500 fucks L11 Baron - 400 fucks L10 Knight - 300 fucks L9 Great Wizard - 1500 fucks L8 Doctor - 750 fucks L7 Wizard - 400 fucks L6 Master - 300 fucks L5 Expert - 240 fucks L4 Novice - 180 fucks L3 Beginner - 120 fucks L2 Stranger - 90 fucks L1 Visitor - 60 fucks. The Universe is commanded by StorytellingLog[timestamp, log_id, operator, #fucks_given, text]. This makes it easy for anyone to see what is happening, and follow the links to more storytelling. The items ownership will be as before and Markka will be the quote currency in trades. Fucks will be exchangeable for a small quantity of Markka as well, because Time = Money. Each hour, the fucks also spoil 10%. Hence, the number of them nears asymptotically 10*above_values. Fucks may be traded also, to gain a larger number to be given, for importance. The recording threshold is a single fuck now, but it will be raised so that the number of reportable things in StorytellingLog remains manageable. This is a master log of the whole universe, so writing to it becomes very costly in the future (which does not really matter since the game is playable without). Universe is constructed from basic building blocks, and the first and most important one is - of course - Souls. For instance, Zechariah's Soul is eternal and consists of many devas, including GM, TMS, Voice, Joker, Moderator, etc. Then there is Zechariah's body, of course. Each body will have 1 char_id, but it's possible to store the House (Soul) stuff in dedicated accounts as well, as before. It is an interesting and profound task to construct the soul from parameters, but that has been done in Civilization series (see leader attributes). Each parameter takes value [0...7], although atm we use only [0...4]. There is stuff in the Design thread that gives some background info. Then there are Items and Places (and Time). And Commands. Nothing else is really needed. The sentence structure is [[Attributes] Subject; [Attributes] Verb; [Attributes] Object; [Attributes] Way; [Attributes] Place; [Attributes] Time], so these correspond to [Self; Command; Soul/Item; Description; Place; Time]. Zechariah has arranged a very nice hotelroom party venue in his secret hideout (ask him!), complete with lots of wines in proper aerations and temperatures, snacks to pair with them, candles and incense, so that the conversation would not be disturbed by practicalities. (He always arranges things to accommodate visitors, since he has many fucks to give, and is terminally polarised to STO, meaning that he is lonely with all his power unless other-selves are willing to accept his goodness, which is not always easy.) He is also willing to join any other party that the good souls make happen. Zechariah is a sensitive guy and does not enjoy being alone when there is a party. (Retreating to castle for 3 weeks is a different thing, and also pleasurable when it's the time (and now it's not yet).)Back to the point: The Shift/Event/Harvest is upon us. The 3D Earth has already energetically transitioned to allow higher frequencies, and some starchildren have felt crazy things happening to them, and have received previously unknown powers (eg. Zechariah has suddenly become the top singer in the world, capable of imitating (almost) any vox humana performer or performance (rap included, beatboxing not (yet))). The Earth has been under darkness for so long, with the foremost feature being the monetary system that promotes scarcity. Zechariah has a better system, but it is required that other-selves use it, otherwise it has no meaning. Luckily there is plenty of time, since Zechariah does not intend to die, at least not before the Earth is subdued.
The Mission Intent of Zechariah continues to be the same: Enforcing the Galactic Codex. When done, everybody may live his/her life to the fullest, with no darkness control system that limits the growth and happiness. It is so different than the hell many of us were living that you don't even know.
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You know how it goes - there are times when new visions are received, and after that comes the cultivation. Now I have received a lot of new visions and I so much desire to share the goings-on with someone special (and YOU are special!)
Tonight I will hang around in Old Town/Centre. It feels currently that the party will have to be paused soon, to let people gain the understanding of the changes. I will not make new moves before having fellowship with the precious ones.
The Game will have a new incarnation: Crypto Kingdom - Universe. Everyone is on the same position to gain the optimum start. More about this soon.
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Please cut A7-sized playing cards (eg. by halving a standard printing paper size 'A4' three times, so that it becomes 8 cards. Only 4 cards are needed for the training version of E M O T I O N G A M E Make the following archetypes appear in the sides of cards as follows: [side1; side2] SEX; DEATH LOVE; HATE JOY;SORROW FEAR; BUSY So each card is always face up, because it has two faces. Take one and give one to Partner. You must be able to play your card so that it fits both cards seen face-up. So, for instance you have LOVE-HATE, and the opponent has JOY-SORROW. Then the ones seen (bolded upwards) are SEX- DEATH and FEAR- BUSY. An Archetype may be played on top of another, if it Fits. Fitting is [0; 1; 2] and '0' is impossible fit, '1' is normal fit and '2' is trump fit. The cell tells how well [column] Fits [row]: SEX DEATH LOVE HATE JOY SORROW FEAR BUSY
SEX 1 1 1 1 1 1
DEATH 2 1 1 1 2 1
LOVE 2 1 1 1 0 1
HATE 1 1 0 1 1 1
JOY 2 1 1 0 0 0
SORROW 1 2 1 1 1 0
FEAR 1 1 0 2 0 1
BUSY 1 2 1 1 0 0
. Always take a card after you played yours. When Trump is played, every other move must also be a trump or lose. If trump is not played, normal move satisfies. When you cannot place your card, you lose. |
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ASS & IF (porn link obfuscated) Risto. Why are you posting links to pornography? The internet is forever... is this something you want your children to discover? Of course. Is there something wrong with feeling GOoD?  |
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Where's the OP?
Perhaps more importantly: |
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This went viral - it shows 30 pageloads per second. I think the song is about XMR tbh See how fast the Global Repeats is growing when you hit the Your Repeats (such as letting it start again). Yo Risto, your Trust Level is quite shitty at the moment, how come 
TRANSFER M 1000mil 1 self [From now on, this is called MONEY§PI:K, and anyone may use green for it.] |
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^That a Belgian is in darkness, is no wonder, they don't even french. (sorry, etc(x2))
Zechariah does not mind. "I'd start minding if the guy could even answer in 2 hours since the timstamp of this post.", he fucks. |
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Olga sends Zechariah away, in disguise, and in a hired cart (CAR intended for transportation of Things, not Royal (self-)Interesting Divas, such as Zechariah) fitted with benches (which car/t she clandestinely arranged), he is taken to a secret hideout not even close, but the silhouette of Old Town Revalia is nevertheless visible. For the duration of the trip, His fucks are consumed by the reverend yet playful look in Olga's ocean-diamond colored eyes and her lips untouched( for yet another encounter, but surely not the third one).
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High( & Dramajestic), Mircea Popescu is given that 4th class Fucking GOAT Medal that Loaf is now administering. The Marquis-de-Fuck ("Fucking Marquess") Mircea, LOAF401, etc(?) accepts gifts to get him started in the ways of Light(, I presume). LOAF401 is the highest awarded to any non-self. Piece of evidence.* Hoe. *Of course I only read the footnotes(, as if you paid attention to my full compositions - let alone to their high meanings - either). |
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This went viral - it shows 30 pageloads per second. I think the song is about XMR tbh See how fast the Global Repeats is growing when you hit the Your Repeats (such as letting it start again).
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Greetings,Risto!
First of all I want to offer you my appreciation for creating and administrating the Crypto Kingdom. You surely have a great mind and for this you have all my respect and admiration.
On another hand I tried to contact you on the IRC chat as well,but I guess you were too busy too reply.My player id in Crypto Kingdom is 200. I currently have 5000 E1(5000 euros) and I would really need a withdrawal,but I live far from Estonia and it is hard from me as I'm overhelmed now with some RL problems. So I can't come to withdraw in person. So I was wondering and I am asking you for a favor: can you please transfer me the E1 through bank transfer or other electronic methods of payment? That would be a really blessing for me and I give you my word that I will return them to the kingdom in maximum 4 months as I need them to run a FX trading strategy that has a great performance over years.
My best regards,
ChrisPop
Dear ChrisPop, I acknowledge the receipt of your Admiration=3. I must write to in brief, since I must tell you and to everyone who Cares=3 to listen, I have had Busy=5 day since the Fire=6. I am thinking about whether to start the New=4 calendar from (previous) last midnight, since the fire was such a pivotal event. I will address the rest of your concerns later. Yours, Sign. |
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